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    The first time Bond sees the tattoo-like markings of Q’s tentacles, he sucks in a short breath and whispers, “Q.”

    “What do they represent?”

    Q answers Bond with all honesty, “Me.”

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    Q gets a first-hand look at Bond's field tactics.

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    Q never anticipated that one rash decision and a heavy work load could change his life so much.
    But he should have known that letting James Bond, Her Majesty's most unruly agent, into his life would bring him into the chaos that seemed to follow the agent everywhere. But Q isn't really sure he regrets that. Most of the time.

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    James has ordered something special and it's finally arrived. Q is only too eager to test it out and hurries home to his lover.

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    "Last time Bond fucked you, the whole floor heard you" Silva tutted reproachingly, reaching over to spoon some cream into his tea.

    Q merely arched an eyebrow: it wasn't as if he cared whether anyone knew about the little arrangement he had with Bond - and neither should his colleagues care, since having a sexual relationship with the agent didn't prevent him from doing his work. Anyway, it was widely known that Bond was his favourite agent: the fact that they were fucking couldn’t have changed that much people’s already malicious opinions "Jealous?"

    "You don't even know where that cock has been"

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    A meeting in the gallery brings Bond more surprises than he was ready for.

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    “You look ridiculous.”
    “Go fuck yourself.”
    Q rolled his eyes as Bond went back to scrolling through his phone, lips pursed dramatically as he leaned back against the wall. Q Branch was nearly empty except for the two of them and a couple of the minions, the perpetual whirring of machinery filling the air. “Only if you plan on joining me,” the Quartermaster replied without a second thought.
    The agent smirked a bit, glancing up from his phone to raise a brow at him. “Want to take a lunch break? Or I could help you clean off your desk again…”
    Q scoffed as his delicate fingers continued to fly across the keyboard. “Oh, please, 007. That’s unprofessional.”
    Bond chuckled darkly as he leaned in close to whisper in the younger man’s ear. “You didn’t seem to mind last week.”

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    ‘Did you ever think of me?’ Q asks, when he’s busy with the kettle and teabags and fending off the cats, in an attempt to make it less obvious just how much he needs to know the answer.

    Absurd amounts of smut with occasional interludes of angst.

    Sequel to 'Out of Hours' and 'Unauthorised Leave'.

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    Q有特別的迎接Bond回家的方法。

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    Q suspects that he’ll never have a more satisfying sexual encounter, but he knows he’d be stupid to think that he is anything more than another notch on James’ bedpost.

    ...in which a one-night stand with James leaves Q longing for more.

    Sequel to "Out of Hours", but you can read as a stand-alone.

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    A bank robber known as the Quartermaster is wreaking Havoc. Meanwhile, the town of Silver Dollar just acquired a spectacle wearing piano player. Eve, James, Alec, Ronson, Mallory and Tanner do their best to keep the town civilized, and not let it turn back into the den of outlaws it used to be.

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    James rather likes to imagine that Q’s perpetual air of crisp irritability is due to being in dire need of a damn good fucking, a situation with which James, ever the gentleman, would be only too pleased to assist.

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    “Is this a terrible time to tell you that I’ve never used one of these?”

    Another of those dry laughs, and Bond cocks his hip as he continues to lather up the cream.

    “I trust you with my life often enough, Q,” he reminds him, winking - winking - before passing the pot and brush to his quartermaster next. “Trusting you with my appearance is only the next logical step.”

    Shaving is serious business.

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    James had stopped trying to find the right person to sleep with on a mission a long time ago; they always found him just fine on their own. Apparently, even by accident.

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    When James is on what should be an easy locate and eliminate mission things get messed up when the Target's kid is in the room right when James should pull the trigger. Needing something more discreet from Q Branch James arranges to meet up with Q at a hotel to regroup.
    Q obviously does not show up after he is kidnapped by the Target's employee.

    This is set after the events of SPECTRE by six months. It features an original character SPECTRE agent.

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    It wasn't that Q expected to get pregnant. He hadn't thought he was an omega to begin with, much less imagine the situation he found himself in- unbonded and growing rounder by the day. Having an alpha would be easier, but all alphas are muscle bound, brainless idiots.

    Except James Bond. He's always the exception, both strong and intelligent, just in different ways than Q. He's also the alpha who conveniently put Q in this troublesome situation in the first place before vanishing. James Bond also doesn't exist in any public record, which makes finding him incredibly difficult.

    It's a good thing Q was never one to give up.

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    When it comes to working, Q is the master of it. He is so good, he can often go days without actually leaving. That causes the young quartermaster a bit of stress, but it's nothing he isn't used to in the demands of his job. 007 sees it differently. He believes that Q overworks himself and does his best to try and distract his handler, much to no avail.

    Until... Q gives in.

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    Androids are not supposed to be able to think. AI programs aren't supposed to exist anymore. Not since the Intelligence Wars. On the other hand, the Super Soldiers responsible for ending the war are also not supposed to exist anymore. Bond doesn't know if he's glad that history is wrong on either, or both, of these accounts, but he knows there is something pretty special about Q, and it's not just the android's ability to think. Q isn't sure of anything at all, but can you blame him? He was only born yesterday.

    Based on the tumblr 00Q AU I posted a while back (the one with the stickers). Updates once a week at random.

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    Day 14 (2016.01.14)

    noun
    1. the state of being dull; lethargy.

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