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    One day, the world was plunged into Infinite Tsukuyomi. A very perverted, Naruto-centric Infinite Tsukuyomi where every other person in the world, alive or dead, was transformed into a beautiful babe.

    Then a lot of things happened, things changed while staying the same, and life carried on. The official sequel to A Lewd New World.

    [NaruHarem, mass genderswap, PURE SMUT]

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    English
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    81,715
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    39533
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    What happens when the location of the most sought after bounty in the galaxy just falls into your lap?
    You take it and you fucking run with it, son.

    Let me take you on a magical journey through time and space and shitty cantinas. Well, maybe not time. This isn't Doctor fucking Who.

    We're just a lovable bunch of bounty hunters, assassins and smugglers; trying to make our way in the galaxy, picking off the competition, one moronic opponent at a time to get the job done and (most importantly) : Get paid.

    Let me show you what happens when you tangle with the Resistance, the Guavians and the crime lords who run the Corellian trade routes..... Oh, and the General of the First fucking Order.

    Think Guardians of the Galaxy with more swearing and sex and fewer talking racoons.

     

    Nalesse Du Sade, at your service.
    E 11 Blaster Rifle, knuckle duster, dagger and pussy.
    Sexually frustrated after twelve hours.
    I'm not a sex addict......
    I think.

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    English
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    17,786
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    358
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    "I've always been painfully aware of his presence; as soon as I walk into a room, my eyes automatically search for that swath of shiny black, picking him out in a crowd as if it was second nature.

     

    I don't remember when exactly I first started this, I just know that the first time I looked into those stormy grey eyes, I saw something that I guess I liked, because I've been pining after them ever since."

     

    -- Eren truly believes that it's him against the world. Except for his two best friends, Eren has never gotten along with people in general due to his awful temper. In return, he is teased and bullied constantly. He's used to being treated like nothing but a spectacle.

    And then he meets Levi.

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    70,615
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    519
    Kudos:
    721
    Bookmarks:
    165
    Hits:
    19578
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    Sherlock wants to invite Major Sholto over. John insists that he wouldn't be interested. A single phone call proved him wrong.

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    2,949
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    463
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    In which Dean Winchester gets an unsolicited dick pic from an unknown sender which is both totally not disappointing in that it's a really nice dick pic, and incredibly disappointing in that it's clearly a downloaded picture of his favorite porn star.

    There's absolutely no way it's actually this porn star sending it to him, right?

    Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,208
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    298
    Kudos:
    448
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    4627
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    A series of drabbles in which Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope visited each other. Companion piece to Chocolate Kiss. Slightly-older Ben AU.

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    English
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    11,784
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2885
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    Semi-cracky, sometime smutty AU where Hannibal and Freddie are best friends (really) and meet Will and Beverly, for the first time, at a bar. Will a connection be made? All signs point to yes! Yes! Oh, god! YES!

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    English
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    14,076
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1698
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    Hannibal AU fanfic where Will and Hannibal meet for the first time on a transatlantic flight, and things get deep and sexy. As Will Graham tries to solve a horrific murder in London, his relationship with Hannibal Lecter becomes more and more complicated, and things become darker and more twisted.

    All politicians are completely made up. In real life, always use condoms, folks, and try not to piss off serial killers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,745
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    398
    Kudos:
    1162
    Bookmarks:
    194
    Hits:
    23995
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    "This repressed, rich, white, cis-male victim of modern masculinity conventions…this was Knight’s white whale."

    Slice-of-life trek through Jack and Shitty's blossoming friendship with just a splash of bro-on-bro.

    Language:
    English
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    13,954
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1719
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    “Afraid I might kick your ass, big guy?”

     The idea is so incongruous that Steve lets out a loud, derisive snort before throwing a 'you gotta be kidding me' look at the man over his shoulder.

    Language:
    English
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    26,119
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    639
    Bookmarks:
    160
    Hits:
    10455
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    Everyone needs something to take the edge off, to dull the pain of losing, being hurt, or losing while being hurt.

    Language:
    English
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    885
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    181
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    “Oh my god, is this a booty call?” Dave asks in amusement and disbelief. They’ve been fucking for awhile now, but Dave never thought he’d see the day where Karkat actually called him in the dead of night.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Hits:
    833
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    She had no idea how she got tangled up in such a mess, but it would take her best friends to get her out.

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    English
    Words:
    25,791
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2686
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    "Steven Rogers, are you insinuating I'm the kind of girl who presents herself at a man's apartment solely for a night of pleasure?"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,173
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1614
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    So much has happened since Louis and Zayn last spoke.

    Part 2 of a 3-part series. Zayn calls Louis one month after the end of A suitcase under each one of my eyes. Canon-compliant. Porny. Ambiguous ending.

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    English
    Words:
    2,859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    574
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    Eren Jaeger wasn't quite sure how he ended up working for the up-and-coming rock band Legion. Nepotism, probably, but that was beside the point.

    He wasn't complaining. A job was a job and he could only live on ramen noodles for so long, but, holy crap, someone should've warned him.

    Like, come on. He should've been forewarned about where he'd be living for the next couple months (an ancient truck and camper), about what he'd be doing (putting his previously useless social media talents to good use as Legion's New Media Manager), and especially about who he'd have to deal with (an angel who'd taken a wrong turn into a rock band; a father figure who was the only reason nobody was dead yet; a responsible man with a weakness for LSD; a crazy guitarist with a passion for music and being obnoxious; and an asshole who just so happens to be incredibly hot for someone who is barely five feet tall. Like, number one on a 'To Do' list, not considering personality).

    Might as well make the best out of it, though (maybe bang the asshole drummer while he's at it).

    He's on tour with a rock band — who wouldn't kill to be in his shoes?

    On the other hand, though, he's probably going to die early.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,405
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2382
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    It had become a regular thing, Arakita would call and Midousuji would come over.

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    English
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    1,423
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    144
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    When Mark finds himself suddenly alone, he turns to his best friend for comfort and too many drinks.

    Or, that time Mark got dumped, had a one night stand, went to his ten year reunion, and everything turned into a complete disaster from there on out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,094
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    136
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    Juliette, unaware that she has been cursed, can't get Captain Sean Renard out of her mind. Set around the end of Season 2.

    Language:
    English
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    859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    147
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    The door swung open. “Mr. Burr, sir. This is certainly a surprise. I believe we’ve gotten our roles mixed up. Usually I’m the one breaking down your door at some ungodly hour of the night.” Hamilton’s smirk was heard more than seen. He gestured for Burr to follow him inside, into the dying candlelight.
    “Yes, well… I couldn’t sleep, you see, and I knew you would be awake.” Burr was already regretting coming over. He fidgeted awkwardly, refusing to meet Hamilton’s eyes.
    “Do you seek some source of entertainment?” Hamilton asked after Burr did not continue. The tension between them crackled with the logs in the fireplace.
    “...in a way, yes.” Oh god, why did Aaron think this would be a good idea?

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    English
    Words:
    1,752
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1246

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