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    In which Dean Winchester gets an unsolicited dick pic from an unknown sender which is both totally not disappointing in that it's a really nice dick pic, and incredibly disappointing in that it's clearly a downloaded picture of his favorite porn star.

    There's absolutely no way it's actually this porn star sending it to him, right?

    Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,274
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    932
    Kudos:
    987
    Bookmarks:
    177
    Hits:
    13229
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    One day, the world was plunged into Infinite Tsukuyomi. A very perverted, Naruto-centric Infinite Tsukuyomi where every other person in the world, alive or dead, was transformed into a beautiful babe.

    Then a lot of things happened, things changed while staying the same, and life carried on. The official sequel to A Lewd New World.

    [NaruHarem, mass genderswap, PURE SMUT]

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    English
    Words:
    91,355
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    46847
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    Elder Price needs to learn some patience.

    Language:
    English
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    1,673
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    255
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    Lionel can't talk on the phone, Harold's afraid for the worst. Turns out it's mostly just kittens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    783
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    Impactor makes a booty call and Xaaron answers because he's been thirsty for the wrecker's spike for like a million years.

    Language:
    English
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    2,495
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    22
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    Shameless smut – because people asked for it. I take prompts. :)

    Language:
    English
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    17,862
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    10254
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    What happens when the location of the most sought after bounty in the galaxy just falls into your lap?
    You take it and you fucking run with it, son.

    Let me take you on a magical journey through time and space and shitty cantinas. Well, maybe not time. This isn't Doctor fucking Who.

    We're just a lovable bunch of bounty hunters, assassins and smugglers; trying to make our way in the galaxy, picking off the competition, one moronic opponent at a time to get the job done and (most importantly) : Get paid.

    Let me show you what happens when you tangle with the Resistance, the Guavians and the crime lords who run the Corellian trade routes..... Oh, and the General of the First fucking Order.

    Think Guardians of the Galaxy with more swearing and sex and fewer talking racoons.

     

    Nalesse Du Sade, at your service.
    E 11 Blaster Rifle, knuckle duster, dagger and pussy.
    Sexually frustrated after twelve hours.
    I'm not a sex addict......
    I think.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,475
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    456
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    789
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    Dean found Castiel's coffee shop...he only wanted coffee, not a boyfriend or anything other than coffee...but he found a man that can deal with his baggage...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,397
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    794
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    And i could've loved you so well, if only you would've allowed me to earlier.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,560
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    527
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    Hooker AU ~ The Gang is Dennis' regular customers.

    Language:
    English
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    1,946
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    215
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    Peter is with Matt now. This is a fact that Wade has had to accept. Peter and Wade broke up for a reason, they both know that. But it doesn't stop the crushing heartbreak. And it doesn't stop Peter from sending those late-night texts for Wade to come over. They both know they need to stop. It's not fair for anyone. But, as much as it hurts each time, "the last time" has never been the last.

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    An angsty, smutty song-fic to The Hills by The Weeknd.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,130
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1757
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    After the Penguins defeat the Lightning in Game 7, Geno decides to reward Sid for a job well done.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1485
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    Hannibal AU fanfic where Will and Hannibal meet for the first time on a transatlantic flight, and things get deep and sexy. As Will Graham tries to solve a horrific murder in London, his relationship with Hannibal Lecter becomes more and more complicated, and things become darker and more twisted.

    All politicians are completely made up. In real life, always use condoms, folks, and try not to piss off serial killers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,127
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    431
    Kudos:
    1237
    Bookmarks:
    215
    Hits:
    25452
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    After Dean accidentally spending the night at Castiel's after asking for a break, Castiel is willing to do anything just to be near him, however just like Gabriel and Sam learn. Life has a way of rippling calm waters.

     

    Pregnancy: one month and three weeks and a day

     

     

    AN//: Make sure you read the others, there are FORTY FOUR of them, or you will be so terribly lost. ))

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,948
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1346
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    "I've always been painfully aware of his presence; as soon as I walk into a room, my eyes automatically search for that swath of shiny black, picking him out in a crowd as if it was second nature.

     

    I don't remember when exactly I first started this, I just know that the first time I looked into those stormy grey eyes, I saw something that I guess I liked, because I've been pining after them ever since."

     

    -- Eren truly believes that it's him against the world. Except for his two best friends, Eren has never gotten along with people in general due to his awful temper. In return, he is teased and bullied constantly. He's used to being treated like nothing but a spectacle.

    And then he meets Levi.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,615
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    528
    Kudos:
    744
    Bookmarks:
    174
    Hits:
    20036
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    Sherlock wants to invite Major Sholto over. John insists that he wouldn't be interested. A single phone call proved him wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    885
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    A series of drabbles in which Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope visited each other. Companion piece to Chocolate Kiss. Slightly-older Ben AU.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,784
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3076
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    Semi-cracky, sometime smutty AU where Hannibal and Freddie are best friends (really) and meet Will and Beverly, for the first time, at a bar. Will a connection be made? All signs point to yes! Yes! Oh, god! YES!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,078
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1883
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    "This repressed, rich, white, cis-male victim of modern masculinity conventions…this was Knight’s white whale."

    Slice-of-life trek through Jack and Shitty's blossoming friendship with just a splash of bro-on-bro.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,869
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1905
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    “Afraid I might kick your ass, big guy?”

     The idea is so incongruous that Steve lets out a loud, derisive snort before throwing a 'you gotta be kidding me' look at the man over his shoulder.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,119
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    755
    Bookmarks:
    188
    Hits:
    13036

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