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    If Yuuri didn’t know any better, he’d think it was a booty call.

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    In which Dean Winchester gets an unsolicited dick pic from an unknown sender which is both totally not disappointing in that it's a really nice dick pic, and incredibly disappointing in that it's clearly a downloaded picture of his favorite porn star.

    There's absolutely no way it's actually this porn star sending it to him, right?

    Right?

    Series
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    56,348
    Chapters:
    15/15
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    2394
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    600
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    As the seasons changed, as Harry went from being the moon to the sun - cherubic, pale looks turned golden, summer brown skin against dark fabrics and the long, chestnut curls that drove Louis crazy - suddenly, he knew he couldn’t take it anymore.

    or: one of the many deep analysises of their "relationship", in which L messed things up but still loves H so badly that they've just got to remain jealous lovers under cover, if you will. contains angst followed by smut.

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    Taako looks beautiful. Brad looks forward to breakfast.

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    80
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    7
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    Stiles always says this is going to be the last time, but Peter knows that's a lie.

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    1/1
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    31
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    2
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    480
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    Yoongi was incredibly fucking horny.

    It'd all started when he was going through old pictures on his phone and found a number of pictures of him in bed with his ex boyfriend, Choi Seungho, aka underground rapper B-Free.

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    10
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    57
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    8
    Hits:
    668
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    Shameless smut – because people asked for it. I take prompts. :)

    Chapter 11 - Biting
    Chapter 12 - Triple Heart
    Chapter 13 - Sex God

    Series
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    25,628
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    352
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    14130
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    Stressed out from his first week with a new ballet company, Lance books a massage and finds himself smitten by the masseur, Hunk.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1547
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    From: Thomas
    Need you

    James should really give Thomas some good advice, instead of indulging this stupid dependency. Drink some water, go to bed, and call me in the morning. James hovered his thumb over the keyboard, typed it out, and hit send.

    From: James
    Come over.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    77
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Daisy just wanted to enjoy herself for the first time in months and she just HAD to turn on the TV.

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    Comments:
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    16
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    What happens when the location of the most sought after bounty in the galaxy just falls into your lap?
    You take it and you fucking run with it, son.

    Let me take you on a magical journey through time and space and shitty cantinas. Well, maybe not time. This isn't Doctor fucking Who.

    We're just a lovable bunch of bounty hunters, assassins and smugglers trying to make our way in the galaxy, picking off the competition, one moronic opponent at a time to get the job done and most importantly: Get paid.

    Let me show you what happens when you tangle with the Resistance, the Guavians and the crime lords who run the Corellian trade routes..... Oh, and the General of the First fucking Order.

    Think Guardians of the Galaxy with more swearing and sex and fewer talking racoons.

     

    Nalesse Du Sade, at your service.
    E 11 Blaster Rifle, knuckle duster, dagger and pussy.
    Sexually frustrated after twelve hours.
    I'm not a sex addict......
    I think.

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    10/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1771
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    Sonny got called into the station right as your date night started to heat up. You wait for his text to let you know he got back home safely.

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    Otayuri AU:
    Otabek Altin no es patinador, por tanto no conoce a Yuri hasta que Victor y Yuuri los presentan.
    Otabek y Yuri se agradan rápidamente y se vuelven amigos, pero esta relación seguirá avanzando más allá de simple amistad.
    (soy la peor en esto no me peguen pls ;_; (??)

    Language:
    Español
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    11,219
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    28
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    Technically this is all Poe's fault.

    If it hadn't been for him, Rey wouldn't have been on Tinder in the first place. If it hadn't been for him, there's no way she'd be waking up next to Ben Solo. At least, she wouldn't be so happy about it.

    A College/Tinder AU

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    146
    Kudos:
    324
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    3825
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    Hannibal AU where Will and Hannibal meet for the first time on a transatlantic flight, and things get deep and sexy. As Will Graham tries to solve a horrific murder in London, his relationship with Hannibal Lecter becomes more and more complicated, and things become darker and more twisted.

    All politicians are completely made up. In real life, always use condoms, folks, and try not to piss off serial killers.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    509
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    1554
    Bookmarks:
    289
    Hits:
    30784
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    It’s a twenty-three minute drive from the airport to Tim’s apartment.

    Jason bets he can make it in less than nineteen.

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    760
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    To celebrate 50 Dancestors and Dreambubbles stories, something a little different. Gamzee returns to finish what he started in Indigo roses but encounters a problem...

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    1
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    731
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    Lukas: u up?
    Philip: yeah y?
    Lukas: dad's in poughkeepsie overnight. wanna come over?
    Philip: omw

    Lukas invites Philip over for the evening while his dad is out of town. One guess what happens next! (Hint: it rhymes with mutt.)

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    226
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    26
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    3295
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    No strings…easy. Right? Unless you're Draco Malfoy and you're having sex with Harry Potter.

    Language:
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    19,079
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    18
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    381
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    76
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    Drinking the vodka bottle that Oliver keeps in the bunker brings desired, but uncomfortable consequences for both Felicity and Oliver.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1257

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