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    What happens when the location of the most sought after bounty in the galaxy just falls into your lap?
    You take it and you fucking run with it, son.

    Let me take you on a magical journey through time and space and shitty cantinas. Well, maybe not time. This isn't Doctor fucking Who.

    We're just a lovable bunch of bounty hunters, assassins and smugglers; trying to make our way in the galaxy, picking off the competition, one moronic opponent at a time to get the job done and (most importantly) : Get paid.

    Let me show you what happens when you tangle with the Resistance, the Guavians and the crime lords who run the Corellian trade routes..... Oh, and the General of the First fucking Order.

    Think Guardians of the Galaxy with more swearing and sex and fewer talking racoons.

     

    Nalesse Du Sade, at your service.
    E 11 Blaster Rifle, knuckle duster, dagger and pussy.
    Sexually frustrated after twelve hours.
    I'm not a sex addict......
    I think.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,475
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    456
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    661
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    Dean found Castiel's coffee shop...he only wanted coffee, not a boyfriend or anything other than coffee...but he found a man that can deal with his baggage...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    459
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    In which Dean Winchester gets an unsolicited dick pic from an unknown sender which is both totally not disappointing in that it's a really nice dick pic, and incredibly disappointing in that it's clearly a downloaded picture of his favorite porn star.

    There's absolutely no way it's actually this porn star sending it to him, right?

    Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,893
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    642
    Kudos:
    727
    Bookmarks:
    135
    Hits:
    8890
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    One day, the world was plunged into Infinite Tsukuyomi. A very perverted, Naruto-centric Infinite Tsukuyomi where every other person in the world, alive or dead, was transformed into a beautiful babe.

    Then a lot of things happened, things changed while staying the same, and life carried on. The official sequel to A Lewd New World.

    [NaruHarem, mass genderswap, PURE SMUT]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    43507
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    And i could've loved you so well, if only you would've allowed me to earlier.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,560
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    482
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    Hooker AU ~ The Gang is Dennis' regular customers.

    Language:
    English
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    1,946
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    170
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    Peter is with Matt now. This is a fact that Wade has had to accept. Peter and Wade broke up for a reason, they both know that. But it doesn't stop the crushing heartbreak. And it doesn't stop Peter from sending those late-night texts for Wade to come over. They both know they need to stop. It's not fair for anyone. But, as much as it hurts each time, "the last time" has never been the last.

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    An angsty, smutty song-fic to The Hills by The Weeknd.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,130
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1580
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    After the Penguins defeat the Lightning in Game 7, Geno decides to reward Sid for a job well done.

    Language:
    English
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    3,332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1179
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    Hannibal AU fanfic where Will and Hannibal meet for the first time on a transatlantic flight, and things get deep and sexy. As Will Graham tries to solve a horrific murder in London, his relationship with Hannibal Lecter becomes more and more complicated, and things become darker and more twisted.

    All politicians are completely made up. In real life, always use condoms, folks, and try not to piss off serial killers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,127
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    431
    Kudos:
    1226
    Bookmarks:
    209
    Hits:
    25093
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    Prequel to Young an Vulnerable.
    My name is Eren Jaeger, and after writing down my feelings for years, I decided to actually edit this into a real novel. Ever since the death of my mom, I have been fascinated with death itself. I wanted to be remembered for a long time. To leave a permanent mark on the world. To me, death was exciting. I wanted to see my funeral and my headstone and I wanted more than anything to see how I would be remembered. All through my life I thought I'd die a tragic or heroic death. But enough about death. I started our story way before Jean did. I started it from the very beginning. To fully understand my side of things, you are gonna have to know all about my college life and everything leading up to the start of Jean's story. So I guess I will give you a taste of what it's like to live a life of regret when I knew I should've just listened to Armin. But when everything seemed so perfect, how could I possibly let go? Maybe if I did, I could've gotten my heroic or even tragic ending I had always wanted.

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    English
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    1,100
    Chapters:
    1/23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    62
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    After Dean accidentally spending the night at Castiel's after asking for a break, Castiel is willing to do anything just to be near him, however just like Gabriel and Sam learn. Life has a way of rippling calm waters.

     

    Pregnancy: one month and three weeks and a day

     

     

    AN//: Make sure you read the others, there are FORTY FOUR of them, or you will be so terribly lost. ))

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    2,948
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1151
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    "I've always been painfully aware of his presence; as soon as I walk into a room, my eyes automatically search for that swath of shiny black, picking him out in a crowd as if it was second nature.

     

    I don't remember when exactly I first started this, I just know that the first time I looked into those stormy grey eyes, I saw something that I guess I liked, because I've been pining after them ever since."

     

    -- Eren truly believes that it's him against the world. Except for his two best friends, Eren has never gotten along with people in general due to his awful temper. In return, he is teased and bullied constantly. He's used to being treated like nothing but a spectacle.

    And then he meets Levi.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,615
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    526
    Kudos:
    737
    Bookmarks:
    171
    Hits:
    19865
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    Sherlock wants to invite Major Sholto over. John insists that he wouldn't be interested. A single phone call proved him wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    771
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    A series of drabbles in which Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope visited each other. Companion piece to Chocolate Kiss. Slightly-older Ben AU.

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    English
    Words:
    11,784
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3012
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    Semi-cracky, sometime smutty AU where Hannibal and Freddie are best friends (really) and meet Will and Beverly, for the first time, at a bar. Will a connection be made? All signs point to yes! Yes! Oh, god! YES!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,076
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1786
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    "This repressed, rich, white, cis-male victim of modern masculinity conventions…this was Knight’s white whale."

    Slice-of-life trek through Jack and Shitty's blossoming friendship with just a splash of bro-on-bro.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,954
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1816
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    “Afraid I might kick your ass, big guy?”

     The idea is so incongruous that Steve lets out a loud, derisive snort before throwing a 'you gotta be kidding me' look at the man over his shoulder.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,119
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    696
    Bookmarks:
    170
    Hits:
    11703
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    Everyone needs something to take the edge off, to dull the pain of losing, being hurt, or losing while being hurt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    885
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    189
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    “Oh my god, is this a booty call?” Dave asks in amusement and disbelief. They’ve been fucking for awhile now, but Dave never thought he’d see the day where Karkat actually called him in the dead of night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    498
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    887
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    She had no idea how she got tangled up in such a mess, but it would take her best friends to get her out.

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    English
    Words:
    25,791
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2770

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