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Altaïr is doomed to fall when he develops an unhealthy fascination with blood and death. Malik is the only one to notice. Fill for the Kink Meme prompt "Creepy novice Altair and his fascination with blood".
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"What the fuck are you going to do, spank me?"
A likely argument, an unlikely spanking, and some pretty improbable sex.
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Dog on the Run by stephantom
Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil
15 Jun 2013
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When a man dressed by the state pursues a man in rags, it is in order to make of him also a man dressed by the state. The difference of color is the sole question; to be dressed in blue is glorious! To be dressed in red..."
-- Victor Hugo, Les Misérables, Volume V, Book Third, Chapter IIIDuring his third escape from Toulon, Jean Valjean crosses paths with a certain young guard.
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Based off of this prompt on Tumblr:
Dean taking Cas to a sex shop because fallen!Cas deserves nice things, obviously, and sex shops are great. And Dean tells Cas he’ll buy him anything he wants. Cas picks up a dildo which Dean was not expecting. And Dean asks Cas if he knows what he’s supposed to do with that, to which Cas gives him a completely deadpan look.“I do know what humans do sexually, Dean. I’ve observed you for thousands of years. This interests me.”
And Dean spends the rest of the day in a perpetual state of sexual frustration imagining Cas fucking himself with that dildo.
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A childlike courier brings two people together, not knowing the consequences.
An old soul finds a new chance at happiness.
A jaded idealist finds new things to hope for.
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Kurt's massage to Blaine turns into something else...
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- Part 1 of That Summer's Day
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Jeff throws a "Warbler Reunion Party" which leaves Sebastian dealing with feeling he'd pushed back during the year while Kurt was in New York. But when they come face to face again will a game of drunken Truth or Dare give them a chance?
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In which Enjolras is misunderstood and Grantaire storms out.
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- Part 5 of Sexual Revolution
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This is not a fairytale. There is no such thing as magic. And even the nicest suit is still only a suit.
Trust me, my dear Doctor. Would I lie to you?
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That One Time In A Coffin In A Truck On The Gotham Bridge by xTammyVx
Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice, DCU Animated
18 May 2013
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“Why in the name of everything ever are you not wearing a cup?!” Robin finally spluttered.
“We were just supposed to be doing a speech and waving at some cameras! I didn’t think that we’d be getting kidnapped and shoved in a coffin!” the speedster replied in a low wail.
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- Part 2 of NSFW BirdFlash one-shots
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Many people asked Tony how he peed in the Iron Man suit. That answer was easily answerable, and Tony had thought of that while the suit was in the manufacturing stages. To be honest, over the various models, there was very little he hadn’t thought of. However, there was one thing that had never even occurred to him. Something that never used to be a problem; not until he met Bruce Banner.
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The (Sorta) Famous Zach Stone Porn Tape by Sawyer (A_M_Kelley)
Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous
3 May 2013
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Zach is going to be famous one way or another, even if that means convincing his friend to make a fake porno with him.
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Wally is so, so over Artemis - however, with evidence filing up against his claims, Dick does his duty as a bro and helps him find the girlfriend that Wally doesn't actually want. No, the one he wants is none other than his best friend.
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“You know, when I was growing up, there was this one tradition that none of us ever seemed to escape.”
In which Emmy shares a birthday tradition with the Professor.
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Based on episodes 22 and 23 (spoilers), a silly thing.
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Gerard is a high school student. He's a junior and he's 17. He just moved. He's an artist. He's messy. He lives with Mikey... AND he's in love with his new teacher. Even f he doesn't know it, yet.
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Klaine Week Day 1
Early!Klaine
Kurt and Blaine have been dating for a week when at a Warbler party Kurt receives his first hickey- Words:
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First Officer D'rek wants to Pon Farr the hell out of little Ensign Stilinski.
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It’s half court expectation and half her own foolish insistence on modest femininity, he’s sure, but sometimes it seems like she wears enough fabric to swaddle a bear and enough trinkets to fill a dungeon hall. And now…
And now she is wearing very little.
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If there's one thing Ashley hates, it's UST. She decides to do something about it.
Title taken from the Queen song of the same name, which you can listen to here.
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- Part 9 of The Chronicles of Ashley Winchester
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