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    Pudding has to hold it all day.

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    Just a bunch of one-shots set at various unspecified points in the timeline of Oneironautics and featuring the further dreamworld antics of a gleefully masochistic Liquid and a gleefully sadistic bug-monster!Mantis, because shame is a foreign concept to me.

    *Now with fanart in Chapter 1!*

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    The calculated flying distance from Oslo to London is equal to 717 miles which is equal to 1153 km. If you want to go by car, the driving distance between Oslo and London is 1732.79 km. If you ride your car with an average speed of 112 kilometres/hour (70 miles/h), travel time will be 15 hours 28 minutes.

    Even Bech Naesheim should not be here. Well it was not his plan to be here. Not at all. Even Bech Naesheim, age 19, is supposed to be on a beach in Bali. He is supposed to be on the first stop on his Asian backpacking trip of a lifetime. THAT was the plan. That is where he is supposed to be. Not here. Alone in a house in fucking London. Being paid to look after some troubled 17-year-old.

    Isak Valtersen has 3 weeks left of school. He has to survive 3 more weeks. Make it through 21 more days of hell. Then he is going to hide out in his room for the rest of the summer until he can figure out how to get his life back on track. Find a school far far away where he can start over. Not make mistakes.
    He doesn't need a fucking babysitter. He just doesn't. His life is fucked up enough as it is.

    Tweet me @sophiasoames. Be kind. Be nice. Always

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    (Sequel to Transcendent Suffering. http://archiveofourown.org/works/4961221/chapters/11392429 (This is not a standalone piece, so I highly recommend reading its first installment.))

    Thumbs drifted after tears before Hannibal leaned in to kiss each quivering bead of light, maroon eyes staring at the frightened boy looking out from piercing gaze, voice a soft whisper against lips. “Tell me, Will… was all the boundless beauty of this fallen world etched in the runes of your bones and…” A quiver of pain wavered notes to low hum of quiet. “And…writ to shine through the light of your eyes from birth? Or have you merely allowed me the grace, the honor, and privilege to witness your radiance in the life we have shared? To let me love you all the same?”

    They felt tremors beneath their tangled bodies rooted to the ground.

    “God, please…” Will murmured, a fresh sting of tears welling eyes, lifting them upward and praying for the first time in his life to anything that would listen.

    Take us. Take us both. Just don’t…please don't. Don’t take him from me.

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    S3 AU. Someone beat Spike to killing Buffy. When she crawls from her grave with fangs in place, he finds his whole world turned upside down. With both the Council and the Initiative hot on their tails and a mayor gunning for his ascension, what's a turned Slayer and a (former) Big Bad Vamp to do?  

    Beta'd by Gort.

    Archived at AO3 and EF ONLY! Updates posted first at Elysian Fields.

    Please read the WARNING.

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    Mint gets desperate during a performance, but Zakuro is watching.

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    "And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
    On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
    And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
    And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
    And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
    Shall be lifted—nevermore!"

    -Edgar Allan Poe, The Raven

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    Haukea is a wolf. A wolf and a warrior loyal to Ragnar and later on to his son. She is a Úlfhéðnar ready to destroy everything and everyone for her master.

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    Excerpt: His lips were pressed together tightly as he reached out his hand, offering her to help her back on her feet. Hesitant at first, she obliged, her eyes still widened in shock as she took it with trembling fingers, flinching when his cool skin touched hers.
    There was no explanation needed. She had been straitened and he had been the honourable hero saving her. Wondering where he had come from was not important. Tal rubbed the bluish coloured crook of her arm when her lips parted, words not coming easily after overworking her voice this much. “Thank you.” The stranger nodded. “Where do you live?” His voice was as mysterious as his appearance. Heavy with a formal British accent, it was a little throaty but soft. Instantly, she knew that she could spend hours listening to him.

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    Masaya and Ichigo have some unplanned fun with unplanned consequences.

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    Ichigo tickles Mint at a bad time.

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    Pudding gives Taruto a wonderful birthday present.

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    a bunch of gym leaders wet themselves in this half-assed attempt at mass desperation

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    It was all Verde's fault. He was the one that had given Tsuna the energy drink to test.

    It's mostly out of their systems. Mostly.

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    The pregnancy, part 1. There is custard, bacon, cat mint and - briefly - Froot Loops. Dean hides in a cupboard. Castiel does not have mood swings - NO HE DOES NOT! - and poor Columbo sees something horrible.

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    The whores that raise Rhys give him a going away present before he leaves Promethea for a long and rewarding career with Atlas; a chance to loose his 'v' card with a rather attractive Alpha delegate visiting from Hyperion. After a pleasant night, Rhys is pretty sure that's that. But then he keeps meeting the man. Again. And again. And again.

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    Gerard gets caught puking in a public bathroom.

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    A BL series

    Enjoy fangirls

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    Josh's body is a temple to Blurry.

    To Tyler, it's his next meal.

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    After a long day of training, Jesse is there to comfort Fareeha with some rough sex.

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