18 Works in Bobby Maler He's The Worst

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    Martha Bessel is not someone who has actual, honest to God crushes, but after a sleepless night that ends with her in Melitta Rilow's bed, talking about anything and everything all night, she realizes that the butterflies in her stomach and newfound desire to touch and be touched by another person aren't going away. She's hooked on a wild, crazy badass out of her league, but as Melitta's the only one who holds her as her life falls apart, Martha might just fall in love. And it might just work out.

    Title from "Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac

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    29
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    4
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    Hanschen didn't go to parties exclusively to spy on the pretty art therapy major with the kindest soul the world had ever seen- that would be too stalker-ish. Hanschen attended parties to see his friends, or at least that's what he told himself- and spy on Ernst.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Tenth birthdays were always big days. It was then that the names would appear on your wrists. One was a mortal enemy, one was a soulmate, but telling the two apart was impossible.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    129
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    1756
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    Based off my text post, "Spring Awakening Kids As Lines They Say In Every Fan Fiction Ever", linked below.
    https://goldenheartprincess.tumblr.com/post/176385393751/spring-awakening-kids-as-lines-they-say-in-every

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    1
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    655
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    Anna Wheelan was so gorgeous. She was dazzling the room tonight, chatting everyone up. The gang was at Bobby Maler’s New Years Eve party tonight. Martha was trying to pay attention to what Moritz was saying but it was difficult when Anna was laughing so much with Otto. What the hell was he signing that was so funny?
    Moritz tapped her on the shoulder.

    or

    It's NYE and Martha's crush on her best friend gets to be too much.

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    10
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    Ernst’s eyes drifted to the left to see a cute blonde boy he'd never seen before standing next to Wendla. He was actually, very cute. Really very cute. He was barely as tall as Ernst which was adorable. He had this smirk on his face, Ernst kind of wanted to smack it off. Or kiss it off. What right did this guy have to look at him like that? His eyes were a stunning green and he was- fuck. He was hot.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    64
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    6
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    Ernst is happy. He has a close group of friends, passing all of his classes, and a loving boyfriend. If only Bobby Maler could just leave him alone.

     

    Or, in witch Bobby Maler is an ass, Ernst doesn't want to cause a scene, and Hanschen is ready to kick some ass.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    370
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    The frenemies with benefits Melchior/Hanschen fic no one asked for.

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    1/?
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    18
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    1
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    Wendla arrived at the apartments and was about to call Hanschen when she looked up and saw him. She immediately burst into laughter.
    “This is why you called me?” She yelled up.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    130
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    This time of year is hard with everyone pairing off. Thea Rilow is here to help.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
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    111
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    Hanschen almost always made the first move. He waited for the correct moment to flirt and went for it, turning on the charm and letting the system work for him. Ernst was different. Hanschen couldn't just turn it on around him. Ernst was simple, yet complex, he was innocent, but not unaware. Ernst was cute one second and insanely sexy the next.

    Hanschen couldn't pin down the right way to approach him until he found out that Ernst was a romantic.

    AKA: Bobby Maler flirts with Ernst at a party and Hanschen won't wait for something magical anymore. He has to charm Ernst nOw.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    7
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    When Hanschen and Ernst receive an invitation to a stranger's party, Ernst is apprehensive, but Hanschen convinces him to go. Perhaps they should have been a bit more cautious...

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    19
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    It’s Hanschen and Ernst’s first big date this weekend, and Hanschen has legendary plans. A museum party, a fancy dinner, a night in a hotel room… Ernst isn’t sure he’s ready for all this attention, especially since he can’t afford to reciprocate. Meanwhile, Wendla and Ilse were looking forward to a great concert, but a huge snowstorm stops their plans. Melchior and Moritz wanted to do something, but they just end up back in Melchior’s bedroom. Thea, grounded after an outburst at dinner, sneaks out to Martha’s house. There’s a lot up in the air, but one thing’s for certain: this weekend is going to be one for the history books.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3223
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    “Please tell me this isn’t true.”

    Language:
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    449
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    821
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    Based off the prompt "seriously if one more FUckIN person comes to me to ask for permission to ask you out I’ll-I’ll- KISS YOU IN FRONT OF THEM" on tumblr

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    Comments:
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    239
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    2811
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    Hänschen and Ernst have been best friends forever. That doesn't mean it's easy for Ernst to watch as Hänschen slowly seduces everyone in sight except him. Nor does it mean that Hänschen isn't interested in Ernst. It just means they both keep quiet about what they really want. When normally slick, well-spoken, know-it-all Hänschen screws everything up, can their relationship be saved, or do you only get one shot at happiness?

    Series
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    English
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    5,421
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1945
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    Hanschen wanted to get his seat back, but instead he got a real life Disney princess, two kittens, and an angry Bobby Maler

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    4,703
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    968
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    The Rilow siblings watch out for each other.

    Or, five times Hanschen, Thea, and Melitta have each other's back and one time they don't (Sort of)

    Language:
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    1,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1380

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