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    a Bodyguard Harry/Football Louis AU where Louis isn't even gay at all but somehow Harry is too gorgeous with his endless legs and bouncy curls and Louis just can't resist. From there on, chaos and love ensues.

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    30 Aug 2016

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    An incredibly shameless vampire!AU filled with stupid jokes, endless dates, flappy bird, a bro man dude pal sleepover thing and there also might be some sex in strange places.

    Also known as the one where everyone is a vampire, Louis is oblivious and somewhere along the way it becomes a bit too much like Twilight.

    Then a string of thoughts make themselves clear in Louis’ head. First, Harry is a vampire. Second, Louis is a dumbass. Third, Louis is also unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. Fourth, he’s pretty sure he just quoted the back of the Twilight book.

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    30 Aug 2016

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    Based on prompt: Pretend Boyfriends AU where one of their families is always wondering why they're never in a relationship, so the other offers to pretend to be their boyfriend for some family event"

    Basic Steps to Getting Yourself In a Pickle With Both Your Family and The Guy You've Secretly Crushed On For Five Years (A Guide):

    STEP 1: After being perpetually single and constantly making up excuses to your family, give in and lie about having a boyfriend.
    STEP 2: Agree to bring said boyfriend to the family cottage for a week so he can be your date to your parents' wedding anniversary party.
    STEP 3: Panic.
    STEP 4: Say 'yes' when your best friend and closet crush - who you're convinced isn't interested in you that way in the least - offers to be your pretend boyfriend.
    STEP 5: Try your best not to fall in love with them during the trip.
    STEP 6: Fail miserably.

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    30 Aug 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Pat’s confused, and momentarily stupefied by his dick, until he looks over at Jonny again, now sitting in his stall, looks down to where his thick thighs are on display as he sits with his legs thrown indecently far apart, making Pat’s dick start to ache, and he thinks to himself oh, fuck.

    Or: Pat’s existence is a trial in suffering and awkward boners because of Jonny’s everything.

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    30 Aug 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    When Emma Swan meets Killian Jones, he's a mix of sass, sex and hot mess. As their lives start to intertwine professionally, they're drawn together personally but their pasts keep getting in the way. A Captain Swan Police AU.

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    30 Aug 2016

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    Natasha gestures to his shoulder. “The scars. The stump. Put some art on it.”
    “Oh, sure. Great idea. Point me to the magic markers and we’ll make a day of it.”
    “Cap the sass, Barnes. I mean like a tattoo.”

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    30 Aug 2016

  7. Public Bookmark 7

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    Cas definitely does have trouble looking Dean in the eye the day after what he did. But it's the day after that that he finds he can, in fact, look Dean in the eye. And with a little help on Dean's end, he can do even more than just look him in the eye...

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    30 Aug 2016

  8. Public Bookmark 44

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    "My husband went on a camping trip five years ago... I'm not sure what came back."

    Steve and Bucky are a happily married couple that say goodbye to each other when Bucky goes off on a weekend camping trip. Five years later, Steve still searches for his missing husband, whom most presume dead. When a John Doe is discovered in the woods, feral and lost, Steve recognizes him as his missing husband, and vows to bring him back to his former self, no matter the costs.

    But what Steve doesn't realize is that when he brought Bucky back from the woods, he may have brought something else with him... something that wants to take Bucky back forever; and that something may be far more sinister than anyone could have ever imagined.

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    30 Aug 2016

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    When you're two punk kids in love, sometimes it feels like the whole world is trying to tear you apart. Steve and Bucky aren't giving up without a fight.

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    30 Aug 2016

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    A series of stories in the Magic Needle universe.

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    30 Aug 2016

  11. Public Bookmark 40

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    Stiles doesn't usually do things like this, but, hey, he's young, he's unbonded, and he just moved back in with his dad. So why not?

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    30 Aug 2016

  12. Public Bookmark 36

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    Steve goes to some college frat party and thinking that 99 cent suppressants would keep his heat away. He gets a bit tipsy, then he gets drugged, then he goes into heat.
    Some people just can't handle their Ecstasy.

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    “Now, you're telling me you're not interested, but your body tells me a whole other story, babe. You gonna tell me why you're all alone?”
    And fuck, if his voice isn't the smoothest thing he's heard then Steve doesn't know what is. It's just hormones. Stop it. Steve tells himself but can’t stop opening his legs a bit when the guy's hand drops the drink and moves to the swell under Steve's jeans.
    “And while you're at it would you tell me why you came to a party in fucking heat?”
    “It kinda sprung up on me, didn't mean to.” Steve almost whines when the hand is removed and covers up his erection with his own hands when the man laughs.

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    30 Aug 2016

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    In this sequel to Nothing Less, Stiles and Derek navigate the choppy waters of their new relationship. They also have to deal with that nasty alpha pack, who aren't going away without a fight. Drama and angst ensues.

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    30 Aug 2016

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    Eren Jaeger begins to work as a 911 dispatcher to complete his community hours, but the job he likes soon becomes dangerous when the most notorious serial killer takes an interest in him and doesn't seem like he would stop till he makes Eren his.

    Rating raised to explicit for chapter 8

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    30 Aug 2016

  15. Public Bookmark 28

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    Do Kyungsoo’s new purpose in life seems to be to distract or occupy Baekhyun’s new bodyguard when Baekhyun and Jongdae want to have sex.

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    30 Aug 2016

  16. Rec 18

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    Looking back on it, Shigeru didn’t really mean to watch it play out before his eyes like a late night, guilt-ridden porno.

    It just… happened.

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    30 Aug 2016

  17. Public Bookmark 2

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    They've been on the run for a while, and Steve thinks Bucky is getting better.

    But there's something Bucky needs to feel human again.

    He needs Steve. The way he's always needed him.

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    In which Steve and Bucky are in a shoddy motel in the middle of the mountains with nothing but each other and the one memory Steve didn't think Bucky would get back.

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    30 Aug 2016

  18. Public Bookmark 89

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    How an impulsive decision that Tony made at sixteen and an equally impulsive decision that Tony made at forty-three combined to have the best outcome ever.

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    30 Aug 2016

  19. Public Bookmark 24

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    Unemployed artist Steve takes a job managing the worst coffee shop in Brooklyn, where the floors are greasy, the coffee beans have expired, the espresso machine’s been sabotaged, and the owners might be Russian Mafia. But the job comes with a few perks, like a generous paycheck, reasonable hours, and one super-hot customer whom Steve can’t resist having dirty, filthy, bad-idea sex with in the bathroom.

    Steve is pretty sure this job is going to kill him. But what a way to go....

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    30 Aug 2016

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    In which Dean Winchester gets an unsolicited dick pic from an unknown sender which is both totally not disappointing in that it's a really nice dick pic, and incredibly disappointing in that it's clearly a downloaded picture of his favorite porn star.

    There's absolutely no way it's actually this porn star sending it to him, right?

    Right?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    1138
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    Bookmarks:
    329
    Hits:
    20765

    30 Aug 2016

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