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    One afternoon, you're finishing up your altar guild duties at your church when the devil quite literally walks through your doors.

    Of course this isn't particularly alarming for you; you and Lucifer have been friends since you were fledglings. With the apocalypse looming, you assume that he has come to convince you to join him. As you talk to him about the difficult choice you must make between himself and your family, your newly formed human emotions begin to sway you. Being in a vessel is overwhelming, and the emotions that come out aren't exactly the ones you were expecting. Then again, you also didn't expect to fuck Lucifer on your church's altar either. How does the human saying go? Life is like a box of chocolates? You never know what you're gonna get.

    (Oh my god, look at the warnings. This fic is so blasphemous. Lucifer and the reader are mad at their dad and it comes out as vehement, explicit, anti-god talk. Also, the dub-con warning is there, because there is talk of Sam not being in control of his own body. To what degree he is cognizant of what's happening is not discussed and completely up to the reader, but I wanted to warn for it.)

    (27. Inappropriate location- Sam!Lucifer/Reader)

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    A collection of ficlets and drabbles, so they don't get lost in the bowels of Tumblr.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    14/14
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    19
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    962
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    Due to a series of misunderstandings Sam and Dean haven't slept together since Sam got back from Stanford. It's been five months of sexual frustration and mutual pining, when Sam shows up in a priest outfit. Dean's only ever talked about his priest kink to one person, and it wasn't Sam. So Sam is completely bowled over when he walks through the door and suddenly Dean is on him like white on rice.

    What follows is probably the most blasphemous fic you will ever read.

    (Heads up: While the bulk of this fic is set in season one, there is some fairly in depth discussion of Sam and Dean's relationship starting when Sam's seventeen, and Dean fantasizing about him before that.)

    (26. Not usual clothing/dress up- Sam/Dean (priest!kink))

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    6
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    Seven years ago, Eren Jaeger’s life changed for the worst. A mysterious community-serving delinquent saved him from his grief and inspired him to be something he’d never thought to be – a firefighter. In the present, he meets Captain Levi Ackerman of the Survey Corps Firefighting Division and discovers his feelings toward him run deeper than admiration.

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    14/?
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    64
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    175
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    32
    Hits:
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    When given his duty of guarding the First Seal, Castiel expects the Righteous Man and his Boy King brother. He does not expect to find two boys who fight and tease and defend each other over and over again. Two boys who will give anything to keep the other safe. While Castiel may know a lot about fate and destiny, he’s about to learn a little bit about free will.

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    25,640
    Chapters:
    8/8
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    21
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    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Drabbles based on the rules of the Evil Overlord List.
    Will eventually range from gen to explicit.

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    22/?
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    34
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    35
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    8
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    When Dean's family moved to Springfield, Louisiana, the troubled sixteen year old thought his life was over. The small town was boring, hidden away in the woods, and there was absolutely nothing to there expect go to church. And considering Dean didn't believe in God, that was not something he was eager to try out. Or at least not until a chance meeting with the preacher's son forces Dean to rethink his piety...or the lack thereof.

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    6/?
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    Себастьян объясняет Сиэлю, почему демонам следует праздновать Рождество.

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    If there’s anything Cas knows, it's that Dean’s body exists to be worshipped.

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    1/1
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    Dean and Castiel are on the road late one night when Dean tries to involve Cas in a provocative new game. He is met with mixed success.

    Just a fun, fluffy romp in the Impala.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself.

    Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels.

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    10/?
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    45
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    71
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    Perhaps Dot’s decision to ignore Phryne’s advice to elope had a bright side after all.

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    1/1
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    45
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    618
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    Father Smith is a God-fearing man, a priest who has followed the ways and the teachings of the Catholic church for most of his life. He has never seen anything, or felt anything like young Levi, who comes for confession one day and leads Erwin into temptation, sin and sex.

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    1/1
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    10
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    51
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    5
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    A curious altar boy spies on Father Lecter...

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    10
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    "Winchester. Naomi. Metatron. Each time it seemed as if your story was finished, I found a way to drag you back in." -god
    -OR-
    How blasphemy and destiel kill Castiel

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    Klaus and Caroline go to church. A lot of rules get broken. Blasphemy at its smuttiest!

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    Methos met Jesus. He swears he did.

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    1/1
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    4
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    My name is Jean Kirschtein, and I have a shit job. I'm basically a garbage man. And by 'garbage' I mean 'very angry dead people.' I guess it has its perks sometimes, though; I get to meet all kinds of interesting people.

    The WIP Podfic of avoidingavoidance's "Ghost Story"

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    Chapters:
    10/12
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    45
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    The cardinal's stories did nothing to alleviate his guilt. If there had been a ram waiting for him in the brush he had burnt it along with the child.

    In the immediate aftermath of the Massacre of Savoy Captain Treville finds himself taking care of a wounded Aramis. Two years later, on the anniversary of the attack, assassins are out for his blood. But they reckoned without the three musketeers.

    Forced to spend Holy Week with Aramis and his companions Treville takes his work family to meet part of his actual family. Also includes Aramis suffering silently, Athos being uncomfortable, and Porthos having to glue the pieces back together.

    Language:
    English
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    25,774
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1211
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    Strumpet. Whore. Rube, rube, rube. Another whore. Junkies, too many to bother counting, one of which he reminds himself needs his fingers broken before he leaves again without paying. Orphan. Barkeep.

    Boy.

    Not one of his.

    But a boy all the same.

    Mason Verger runs an opium den in London. Will Graham happens to walk in.

    If this sounds familiar, you may be thinking of Elysium and the Vignettes of Sex And Violence, which are both stories written by us, and not copied or forged!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    104,896
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    180
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    7901

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