19 Works in Biscuits (Homestuck)
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The Midnight Crew is raiding the Felt Mansion again, resulting in a war rife with time shenanigans between the two gangs. Each chapter follows a single character from the Felt and the Midnight Crew.
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A tale of Schrödinger's cat, what if as Lord English came to the post scratch trolls world he left his worlds most prized possession with the members of the Felt by accident, dooming them all to an assortment of cruel deaths, one after the other? Watch as the puppet moves hand to hand between the gang, leaving each a terrible curse to fall upon.
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“Foolish pawns of black, thou hast done a heinous act. For committing a crime of the highest degree. Demons! Demons! Shall you be! Souls ripped in half and sealed, locked tight. Thou shalt be horrors of the night! The only way to restore your souls, is to destroy your relics whole. Have no hope, little pawns of black, for there is no way you shall be turning back....”
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“... Jesus fuck Nitram, what the fuck happened to you?” Tavros gave him a bitter smile, placing his mug on a small, somewhat charred table. “We came, to the Zone, Karkat. It uh, changes everything, if you hadn't, realised already.” Karkat said nothing, and took a sip of his tea, almost grimacing at the bitterness.
Twelve Stalkers, who once went upon their divergent paths, have reconvened slowly when one of the missing members resurfaces alive and well (for some definition of the word). When a path to the fabled Pripyat comes to light, they will be forced to work together once more if they want to have any chance of standing against the brewing storm on the horizon. Pripyat holds many secrets, and there are those who would stop at nothing to obtain them.
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- Part 1 of Chernobylbound
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Clover gets a birthday present he'll never forget.
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Exploration and exploitation of variations. (also read as: Eggs spontaneously becomes a little smarter after multiplying one too many times.)
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- Part 1 of Temporalgernon
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What would happen if a broken pin was used on the voodoo doll? What does it take to ruin a timeline? Do the Felt members keep their powers after death? And, most important and most asked around the gang, who would last the longest in an undead onslaught?
Die doesn't know, Die doesn't want to know, but like it or not, he's going to find out.
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Die feels a bit like dying right now, or maybe crawling into a hole and never coming out. This had seemed like exactly the sort of fantasy he wanted to act out, right up until this very moment when it was actually going to happen. It was one thing to think about being restrained and fucked, and something completely different to actually stand in front of all of his co-workers, naked, and terrified.
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“Your plans never work on their own. I always have to fix things you mess up, Slick!” He could feel his forehead heating up. There was no way this would end well for anyone. That didn't bother him as much as maybe it should have. He had some steam to work off too.
“Guys, Deuce isn't back here.” Boxcars was quiet, still likely suffering from the gunshots, but there was a subdued sort of panic in his voice. A strain that Droog didn't like.
If the way Slick went slack meant anything, their leader didn't like the tone or the news either.
Within a few seconds they started up again, took a sharp U-turn on the street, and headed back to The Felt's hideout.
Slick, for once, was silent. It wouldn't last, but it was a welcome relief from the incessant words he'd been spewing.
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There is a mole in the department. You are certain of it. A mobsterswitch Felt fic.
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Snowman was stuck in her room, pacing like a caged tiger. Even though she was no longer the queen of anything, she was still genetically a Queen. Normally, that affected her very little. The mansion wasn't exactly a hive the way Derse had been, but it did in a pinch, and the Felt weren't drones exactly the way that her teeming millions of citizens had been, but they were good enough that she could feel at ease. Except, as it turned out, they were drone-like enough to finally trigger her desire to mate.
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The Felt indulge Snowman by helping her roleplay one of her darker fantasies. It goes about as smoothly as can be expected when she's relying on a bunch of idiots to take something like this seriously.
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It's one of those rare nights where they don't have to go anywhere, and when they don't have to be on the alert for the Midnight Crew trying to attack the Felt Mansion, and even though they could go anywhere and do anything, all Eggs really wants to do is have sex with Biscuits.
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A showdown in the desert between the Midnight Crew and the Felt over a cache of supplies ends up going horribly wrong when they encounter some of the native Alternia flora.
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What should be a regular interrogation with the Felt takes a nasty turn when they realize Slick isn't the man they thought he was.
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- Part 1 of Break
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Crowbar really shouldn't have agreed to this, but it was hard to say no. It was (in theory) meant to stay out of the sexual territory it had ventured into last time. Of course, it didn't.
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- Part 2 of Never Have I Ever
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This is the third time Pickle Inspector has met Die. But this is the first time Die has shown up at his office to beg for help.
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On a very special episode of the Intermission, Snowman leans about the true meaning of Midwinter with help from the Felt.
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Fourteen snapshots of pre-Felt gangsters.