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    John Watson grew up dreaming of life as a foreign correspondent. In 2001, he began his third year at Columbia University’s Graduate School of Journalism. But that was before. Before a plane crashed, his best friend died, and the world became a different place.

    Ten years later he’s Captain John Watson: an invalided soldier with a psychosomatic limp, a wounded shoulder, and a chance to write again. His first big assignment brings him face to face with Sebastian Moran, a war criminal awaiting trial in a secret government facility. There's more at stake than John's career--Moran's in the employ of the Recruiter, an elusive crime lord sometimes known as 'Moriarty.'

    John's just there for the profile, but his photographer, Sherlock Holmes, has other ideas.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    15
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    'I thought I’d do something a bit different here today because lately my blog seems to have turned into a bit of a circus. Today is National Haiku Day – yes, Sherlock, that is an actual thing that exists, so stop complaining – so I thought we could all share some culture, some class and some finesse by writing our own haikus.'

    Or, in which John attempts to spread class and poetry but doesn't quite get his own way.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    21
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    923
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    'If anyone’s reading this – welcome to the blog, if you’re new! – a bit of help would be much appreciated; I’m sort of stuck in the middle of Wales with Sherlock, Mycroft and Lestrade. Sherlock burnt the only map we have for firewood and there’s no GPS signal around here. Why there’s internet signal but no GPS signal I do not know. I’m going to assume that it’s sod’s law and surrender to it.

    If it helps anyone work out where we are, it’s definitely in the Brecon Beacons somewhere. I think it’s near that cannibal village from Torchwood, but as of yet we haven’t been eaten.

    Help me, before the Holmeses drive me out of my bloody mind!!'

    Or, in which Mycroft and Lestrade are single-handedly responsible for the increase in demand for eye bleach.

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    1,240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1211
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    In an AU where a small number of the population become Changelings at a young age, at 17 John Watson believes he's destined for Normal life but then the Change takes him and he is sent to the Baker Institute. There he meets Sherlock Holmes. John/Sherlock

    Words:
    86,673
    Chapters:
    18/28
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    5524
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    John posts a rather suggestive blog post. The internet goes crazy.

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    752
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    44
    Hits:
    1897
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    A voice came from the other side of the room. “You know, if you ate more often, this sort of thing wouldn’t happen. I can’t let you out of my sight for a minute, can I?” Sherlock froze at the familiar voice. No. It wasn’t possible. John, sitting in the lumpy armchair in the corner and smiling at him with that combination of affection and disappointment that was uniquely John’s.

    He stared at him, flogging his unusually sluggish brain. There had been a knock on the door, and nobody knocked on his door. Nobody knew he was there. "How did you find me?"

    Because--catching up is what you do with old friends.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3008
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    Five lessons John learned from his friends that turned out to be really essential for his relationship with Sherlock.

    Written for the friendship/companionship challenge in Watson's Woes

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    761
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    "Interesting day?"

    John looked down at the mess on his shirt and wrinkled his nose at the memory. "I had a row," he sighed, looking back up and meeting Sherlock's eyes, "with my practice Potions' cauldron."

    "You had a row with a cauldron?" Sherlock's eyebrow lifted delicately.

    "In a manner of speaking."

    Smiling, Sherlock disappeared behind his papers again, his voice quiet but edged with humour as he said, "I suspect the cauldron won that round."
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    John visits Gringott's for the first time, gets a beard- ahem, girlfriend- and learns a little about Sherlock's past as the twosome try to solve a smuggling case. Plot will be similar (but not identical) to that of The Blind Banker.
    (Reading the first part would be preferable, but not necessarily required if you've seen the show and read HP. You might be a little lost, but I think you'll manage.)

    (This work is now complete, but because I do my own beta-ing I'll be doing some minor tweaking and editing until I consider it as flawless as I can manage.)

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    21,561
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2766
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    John does have his reasons for not kissing Sherlock Holmes.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    905
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    Jo Watson is eight years old the first time she sees a dead body.

    Joanna Watson marks her life by the deaths and the dreams and the bullets. She isn't quite right in the head. Maybe that's okay.

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    1,794
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    609
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    When you hunt the truth, it's only normal to be baffled sometimes. Especially when the truth is thrown at you.

    Words:
    2,958
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    605
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    As far as initiation rites go, kidnapping a human doctor from a defended town ought to seem extreme. When James Moriarty offers him the challenge, Sherlock never considers saying no. (Fantasy vampire AU)

    Words:
    85,190
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    213
    Kudos:
    429
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
    15635
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    John is social and outgoing. Sherlock is not.

    Words:
    1,735
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    465
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    John’s Blog becomes popular and gains a fan club who likes writing fan fiction about him and Sherlock and anyone else mentioned in the blog. Mostly porn. John is mortified but Sherlock is intrigued. He takes to trolling the fandom and, maybe, writing his own fics.

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    13,115
    Chapters:
    6/221
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3553
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    Instead of crossing paths with Mike Stamford and meeting Sherlock about a prospective flatshare, John gets a job as the studio medic for a major adult film studio. Sherlock Holmes is one of their biggest stars, though there's more to him than meets the eye (many puns intended). Their paths cross at Eroticam Studios and hijinx ensue.

    This AU is for fun and smut, not to be taken in any way seriously.
     
    WARNING: WORK IN PROGRESS! This is going to be slow updating, as it's last in line of the ongoing WIPs.

    Words:
    6,340
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    4023
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    Nobody likes to say goodbye, but John Watson will always do what needs to be done.

    Teaser: Mycroft looks away first, fidgeting with the handle of his umbrella, and if that's his final answer then it's probably for the best John plans never to speak with him again.

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    2,540
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2275
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    There were five ways John's life could have gone, and one way it did.

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    6,715
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    418
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    If you remember getting exploded in 2010 and now it's 2007, does that make you dead, insane, high, or a time traveller?

    Words:
    9,523
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    5364
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    A body has secret valleys, pockets and nooks that retain a heady scent, a musk as individual as a fingerprint. John seeks it, craves it, learns it in his partners. Wants to, anyway.

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    1,796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1694
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    Jeanne Watson dies and then serves her country. John Watson serves his country and then dies. This is just the beginning.

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    Words:
    2,353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    488

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