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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    An early birthday fic for the lovely Ruto!

    Now, we all remember Thorin’s stirring speech at Bag End, yes? Well the other day I was re-watching AUJ and realised just how tall Thorin is... a bit too tall for Bag End if that low archway just behind him in that scene is anything to go by. I got to wondering what might have happened if our dwarves had set that table back a bit further and Thorin hadn’t noticed, jumped to his feet to give his speech and... oops! Dwarf down!

    So, here’s the silliness that was born from that thought. It was supposed to be funnier, but kind of devolved into nonsensical fluff, sorry!

    (This story is Un-Beta'd, so please feel free to point out any glaringly obvious mistakes I have made, and I will correct them).

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    Thorin has a toothache and Bilbo is done with his stubbornness.

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    Thorin falls under the spell of gold, but a simple acorn is all it takes to shift the fate of Thorin and his Companions. OR Thorin falls under the spell of a lovable Hobbit. Eventual Thorin x Bilbo. Re-posted from my fanficition account.

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    As Bard takes leadership during the Battle of the Five Armies, Laketown's healer Addie Flaxen is right by his side. But as the citizens of Dale settle in to post-Battle peace, Addie feels like her place in the community and Bard's life fading away. Will Bard recognize the love that's been right in front of him for years, before she walks away?

    Slow Burn with a little angst, but mostly fluff.

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    Tasha wakes up to find herself in a magical forest with a magical bag on a quest to find a dragon that she's really hoping is dead but with her luck probably isn't. Did I mention there's a wizard?

    Rating for language, but NSFW bits may be added later.

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    Bilbo wakes up from what he thought would be his last nap on his way to the undying lands to find himself young and spry again. The chest of treasure from the troll hoard is missing from bag end, and there is no Sting in the chest by the door. Only when Gandalf appears in his front garden does Bilbo realize what (and when) this is that's going on.

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    Bilbo needs to make one more journey before he can settle into Erebor as Crowned Prince.
    One more journey he may not survive.
    Thorin will not be happy.

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    Bilbo is rescued from the sea by a fishing crew, who drop him off at the nearest harbor. He remembers nothing of his life before being fished from the sea other than his name, Bilbo Baggins and the knowledge that he has to stay on the move. He grows up never staying in one place, jumping from ship to ship, town to town, and finding work wherever he can. He keeps his name secret, always using aliases and changing his appearance. But that is not the only thing he is keeping secret.

    After his ship was stolen from him, Thorin spent years living as a blacksmith, settled down in one town with his pirate life behind him. He and his family and friends have made a life for themselves as honest people, finding work that suits them. But Thorin never forgot where he came from and the love of the sea never left him. Finally, after two decades, he can't stand it any longer and he sets out to reclaim his ship. He sets out by himself to get a ship.

    And that is how these two meet.

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    Shards of Honor Fusion: Commander Belladonna Baggins did not expect her astrological survey to turn into this. She definitely didn't expect to find herself helping a Dwarf stage a coup to regain command of his own ship. And when that unfortunate business was over with, she never ever expected to see him again. No matter how much she might want to.

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    Timing is everything and for Bella Baggins time seems to always be against her. Whether its being on time for something (like starting an adventure) to her irregular monthlies timing is never right.
    But this time it really is the worst timing possible!

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    Frodo suddenly straightened up from where he was crouching over his worn-out books. He began to think wide-eyed to himself.
    ‘There are those voices again!’
    A couple of days ago, he heard young voices coming from the garden. Naturally, his curiosity overcame him and he wandered outside but couldn’t find the source of the sound. From what he could tell, they were just as younger, perhaps younger, and male too. He thinned out his lips as he listened to the voices arguing. He wanted to tell his uncle, but of course, he didn’t have any real evidence for the intruders.
    If there was one thing his uncle taught him (and many other things), you always have to have facts to back up your statement. Or else, you’d look like a fool. And Frodo was not a fool, thank you very much.

    (Or the one when young Frodo find two even younger intruders in his backyard, and invites them in for lunch, unaware of how much they will change his and his uncle's lives. For better or for worse.)

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    The Battle of the Five Armies ends less tragically, and Middle Earth barely survives the combined efforts of so many meddling mortals surrounding the issue of The One Ring.

    AKA the one where small hobbits decide the Shire is overrated and end up in Erebor, where they learn un-hobbitish things and decide that Sauron is stupid and easy to fool. This does not go well, and Bilbo is going to punch whoever let them meet Fili and Kili.

    TLDR; Bilbo suffers, hobbits are not good at planning, the Valar laugh, and the Fellowship sets out to destroy evil... or something like that.

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    Halfling is a highly offensive term in Hobbit culture. This meant the dwarves were being obscenely rude by constantly referring to him as one.

    The nerve.

    Bilbo Baggins was no halfling, and he would ensure they knew it.

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    He was unlike the other hobbits, and he knew it. Yet he was loved by many in the Shire, but there were still two graves in his back yard and a heavy weight on his chest. Maybe by helping another reclaim their home, he can reclaim his life on the way.

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    Bilbo was the epitome of cool. His golden-blonde hair was always combed to perfection and slicked back in the latest style. It seemed he had a permanent smirk glued to his face, as though he knew every dirty little secret. Thorin, on the other hand, was the epitome of square. Everything from his polished penny-loafers, to his ironed button-up and lame glasses.

    So when Bilbo greeted him with a lazy, “Hey, there,” his lips curving into a dangerous smile, Thorin was quite befuddled – and more than a little nervous.

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    In which the Shire and Erebor are neighbors, a king asks to be arranged to his consort, and first impressions are not always the best.

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    Three girls: Rosie, Frankie and Cece find themselves rolling off the side of a road and crashing in a thicket of trees. It's a tumble downhill, full of bumps, bruises but thankfully, no broken bones. Waking up from the crash, they find themselves somewhere magical, mysterious and that was certainly not home. Discovered by a strange-looking man, he leads them back to the main road...of Middle Earth.

    They are in the story of The Hobbit, trapped and unsure of how to get back. They are then faced with the fact that they will not be going home any time soon, so will they help the dwarves reclaim theirs?

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    Mh'ara is very happy tending his garden and keeping to his little merrow self until this BLOODY MEDDLING WIZARD decides that he had better get his head out from under his tail and help a crew of BLOODY STINKING PIRATES so that he can save the WHOLE BLOODY WORLD from a BLOODY TYRANNICAL USURPER. This BLOODY MEDDLING WIZARD could have told him that the captain was going to be BLOODY ROCKHEAD STUBBORN not to mention BLOODY FUCKING GORGEOUS.

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    Recently ahiddenkitty reblogged a photo of Bilbo on tumblr, and added some very interesting tags, here (http://ahiddenkitty.tumblr.com/post/158944395773 ). I was immediately inspired, and thought this would make a nice fanfic both as my birthday present to the fandom, and as a belated fic for 'An Unexpected Anniversary' which was on the 26th April.

    Enjoy!

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