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    Hobbits have Fae blood in their veins. It isn't common knowledge to others, and nothing really to make comment on in the Shire, since everyone there already knows, so what is there really to say about it? Only those who were very close to the Shire usually came to learn of the fact, and most of those who did, well they never did quite know what that meant, not really.

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    Bilbo had only one want: to one day work up the nerve to talk to the handsome dwarf that came into the tea shop once a week. But one thing led to another, and somehow, his whole family seems to think he's Frerin's One! And Frerin, well he's in coma and can't put a stop to this misunderstanding.
    Honestly, Bilbo hadn't meant for any of this to happen! Now, if only his brother would stop glaring at him.

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    Hobbits have been blessed with magic by Yavanna. Bilbo happens to be one of the best magic users in Hobbiton. Unfortunately for him, his skills let Gandalf assume that they would be useful in an attempt to reclaim a mountain.

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    Three girls: Rosie, Frankie and Cece find themselves rolling off the side of a road and crashing in a thicket of trees. It's a tumble downhill, full of bumps, bruises but thankfully, no broken bones. Waking up from the crash, they find themselves somewhere magical, mysterious and that was certainly not home. Discovered by a strange-looking man, he leads them back to the main road...of Middle Earth.

    They are in the story of The Hobbit, trapped and unsure of how to get back. They are then faced with the fact that they will not be going home any time soon, so will they help the dwarves reclaim theirs?

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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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    Bilbo is rescued from the sea by a fishing crew, who drop him off at the nearest harbor. He remembers nothing of his life before being fished from the sea other than his name, Bilbo Baggins and the knowledge that he has to stay on the move. He grows up never staying in one place, jumping from ship to ship, town to town, and finding work wherever he can. He keeps his name secret, always using aliases and changing his appearance. But that is not the only thing he is keeping secret.

    After his ship was stolen from him, Thorin spent years living as a blacksmith, settled down in one town with his pirate life behind him. He and his family and friends have made a life for themselves as honest people, finding work that suits them. But Thorin never forgot where he came from and the love of the sea never left him. Finally, after two decades, he can't stand it any longer and he sets out to reclaim his ship. He sets out by himself to get a ship.

    And that is how these two meet.

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    “You are impossible, Thorin Durin!”

    “Maybe if you listened to me for one bloody moment we wouldn’t be in this mess!”

    “Or, perhaps, if you could control that raging temper of yours I would be more obliged to listen!”

    Fili turned to his brother and sighed heavily. “I do believe this will take more work than we thought.”
    _~_

    Held captive in an enchanted castle where clocks and candlesticks come to life, a brave young man clashes with a beastly but good-hearted young king. Friendships are built in unlikely places, along with a blossoming love that may just save the enchanted king and his family.

    No Beta Reader! All mistakes are mine. If you see any please point them out! :D

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    As Bard takes leadership during the Battle of the Five Armies, Laketown's healer Addie Flaxen is right by his side. But as the citizens of Dale settle in to post-Battle peace, Addie feels like her place in the community and Bard's life fading away. Will Bard recognize the love that's been right in front of him for years, before she walks away?

    Slow Burn with a little angst, but mostly fluff.

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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
    ~
    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    Timing is everything and for Bella Baggins time seems to always be against her. Whether its being on time for something (like starting an adventure) to her irregular monthlies timing is never right.
    But this time it really is the worst timing possible!

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    Les Hobbits disparurent ils y a bien longtemps, s'en allant dans un monde inconnu. Aujourd'hui, ils reviennent, et ils ne sont pas seuls!

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    Hobbits disappeared a long time ago to an unknown world. They're coming back, and they're not alone!

    Story is beta readed by harrylee94

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    Conkers is a game of skill and fun, a perfect way to let off steam to prevent many in-families assassinations from ocurring, and most of all, training. Because in Hobbit culture, many things are sacred, but very few as sacred as generosity and constraint. And sometimes, of course, a hobbit becomes overly greedy.
    It happens even in the best of families —Bilbo's, even, has a perfect example, coughLobeliacough—, and so, the hobbits long devised a solution: the Most Ancient and Sacred Hobbit Remedy for Greediness.

    It works nine times out of ten, and the one that doesn't is usually due to death or severe injury meddling in the process.

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    Que ce serait-il passer si Valkorion fut transporté en Arda après la trahison d'Arcann sur Zakel. Mourant, l'empereur décide alors de concevoir un héritier pour lui donner tout ses pouvoirs, et évidemment, la seule personne présente n'est autre que Belladonna Took. Arda tremblera devant la puissance de Bilbon Saquet, le semi-hobbit. Et qui de mieux pour l'aider que Thorin Écu-de-chêne ? Enfin, d'abord, il y a un dragon a éradiqué. Mais doit-on l'éradiquer, ou le contrôler ? A voir.
    (Je sais, résumé pas très intéressant, cette histoire est un test, en fonction des réactions, je continuerai l'histoire ou pas)

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    What would've happened if Valkorion was transported to Arda after Arcann's betrayal on Zakel. Dying, the emperor then decides to create an heir to give him all his powers, and obviously, the only person present is none other than Belladonna Took. Arda will shake under the power of Bilbo Baggins, the halfhobbit. And who better to help than Thorin Oakenshield? Well, there's first a dragon to eradicate. But should we slay it, or take control of it? Lets see.
    (I know, not very interesting summary, this story is a test, depending on the reactions, I will continue the story or not)

    Story is beta readed by harrylee94

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    Frodo suddenly straightened up from where he was crouching over his worn-out books. He began to think wide-eyed to himself.
    ‘There are those voices again!’
    A couple of days ago, he heard young voices coming from the garden. Naturally, his curiosity overcame him and he wandered outside but couldn’t find the source of the sound. From what he could tell, they were just as younger, perhaps younger, and male too. He thinned out his lips as he listened to the voices arguing. He wanted to tell his uncle, but of course, he didn’t have any real evidence for the intruders.
    If there was one thing his uncle taught him (and many other things), you always have to have facts to back up your statement. Or else, you’d look like a fool. And Frodo was not a fool, thank you very much.

    (Or the one when young Frodo find two even younger intruders in his backyard, and invites them in for lunch, unaware of how much they will change his and his uncle's lives. For better or for worse.)

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    A collection of one-shots of the journey to Erebor. Each chapter is its own story. Each story is set somewhere along the journey.

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    In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit hole and that means comfort. The Hobbit living in this hobbit hole or smial rather, was a peculiar creature with a great destiny awaiting him, not that he was aware of such a thing. No, Bilbo baggins did not yet know what awaited him in the future….but he was about to find out.

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    An early birthday fic for the lovely Ruto!

    Now, we all remember Thorin’s stirring speech at Bag End, yes? Well the other day I was re-watching AUJ and realised just how tall Thorin is... a bit too tall for Bag End if that low archway just behind him in that scene is anything to go by. I got to wondering what might have happened if our dwarves had set that table back a bit further and Thorin hadn’t noticed, jumped to his feet to give his speech and... oops! Dwarf down!

    So, here’s the silliness that was born from that thought. It was supposed to be funnier, but kind of devolved into nonsensical fluff, sorry!

    (This story is Un-Beta'd, so please feel free to point out any glaringly obvious mistakes I have made, and I will correct them).

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    Thorin has a toothache and Bilbo is done with his stubbornness.

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