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    The up-side of being unceremoniously shoved seventy-nine (approximately) years into his past, Bilbo mused, was that at least he got the chance to murder his stupid adorable husband before, and also because, he went and got himself killed. Or... something.

    In which Bilbo is pretty sure this is all Elrond's fault but is determined to see the hallucination through, and Thorin is just confused.

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    In a world where Mutants are persecuted, the young find solace at Xavier's school, run by Gandalf Greyhame is where the Durin brothers reside, until they find out that something entirely human has been done, resulting in non-human deaths.
    And Thorin decided it was a bright idea to get the strongest mutants he knew to try and stop it.

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    Collection of drabbles from my tumblr

    01) Thorin/Bilbo Dwalin/Nori; gen
    02) Fili Kili Ori magical girls AU; gen
    03) Dwalin/Nori merpeople; gen
    04) Dwalin/female!Nori AU; gen
    05) Dwalin/Nori imprisoned together; gen
    06) Dwalin/Nori fairytale AU; gen
    07) Dwalin/Nori pre-wedding jitters; gen
    08) Thorin/Bilbo Dwalin/Nori training Bilbo in burglarizing; gen
    09) Dwalin/Nori tourists; gen
    10) Nori/Bilbo light; gen
    11) female!Dwalin/Nori the beginning; gen
    12) Dwalin/Nori alpha/omega; gen
    13) Dwalin/female!Nori first meeting; gen
    14) Dwalin/Nori day after the BOFA anniversary; teen
    15) Dwalin/Nori why didn't you?; gen
    16) Ori/Kili don't trust me; teen
    17) Dwalin/Nori I can't breath!; mature

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    Umm, these are shorts that I'm not sure are any good but a friend said they were
    Chapter one: Sheep!Dwarrow's Sheep! Bilbo.
    Chapter two: Pippin wakes up in a different forest.
    Chapter three: Bofur that's all that matters is Bofur. JK. Cute Bofur plus dwarflings
    Chapter four: And So Bofur carves a sad look in his eyes.
    Chapter five: The One that started it all.
    Chapter six: Bilbo Dreams
    Chapter seven: AU w00t
    Chapter eight: Kili is looking for someone
    Chapter nine: Bilbo's Faunts
    Chapter ten: Thorin's Pain
    Chapter eleven: Ori Knocks
    Chapter twelve: Past dreams
    Chapter thirteen: Worth the Cost?
    Chapter fourteen: Dancing Dreams
    Chapter fifteen: Jealous? Me? Never!
    Chapter sixteen: Nori's News
    Chapter seventeen: The Shire Burns
    Chapter eighteen: A bite of Merry
    Chapter nineteen: Scavenging Bree

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    One word prompts with which I am writing ficlets, to help break my writer's block.
    Ficlets added as I finish them (internet connection willing).

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    All Bilbo Baggins wanted was to have have a decent job while he worked on getting his graduate degree in psychology. Moria Asylum seemed like the best place for that-until he met Thorin Oakenshield, an erratic and violent schizophrenic, who only seems to obey Bilbo for whatever reason and claims to be in love with him. Bilbo isn't finding Thorin's attraction toward him romantic whatsoever. However, uncovering a conspiracy to keep Thorin locked away to bury a disturbing truth about the head psychologist forces Bilbo to take action against Moria Asylum.

    Based on this prompt from tumblr: “Thorin Oakenshield was an esteemed businessman who thought he avoided the strain of madness that ran through his family until delusion and paranoia forced him into psychiatric care. He becomes singularly obsessed with an orderly named Bilbo Baggins, claiming the man is his Arkenstone. Thorin will go to any length to possess Bilbo, because if he cannot then no one can.”

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    Thorin is taking the tube to met an old client for dinner/business meeting. He sees a cute guy on the train and can't help but think the most deliciously dirty things about him. Funny enough, the guy knows just what Thorin is thinking ....

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    Bilbo Baggins was proud to say that within two weeks of his arrival at Hogwarts, he had successfully fallen into respectable unimportance, where he remained for many years.

    Six years, to be exact; until his seventh, which marked three things of import: his own thirty-third birthday, the retirement of Headmaster Sarumon and subsequent promotion of Professor Galadriel, and - most notably - the arrival of the dwarves.

    Then it all went to hell.

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    Bilba Baggins couldn't be happier. She's embraced her Baggins' half and has placated her Took half with a short trip to Bree (the most adventure she ever wishes to have). In addition, she is convinced Fram Harfoot, the most eligible bachelor in all of Hobbiton, will soon declare his eternal love for her - particularly after he sees the dinner she's prepared for him. When the knock sounds on her door she just knows it heralds the first day of the rest of her life as a respectable, and entirely proper, Hobbit.

    Instead of her Happily Ever After, however, Bilba gets a company of Dwarves - complete with their obnoxious leader who MIGHT be vaguely attractive if he ever stopped ruining it by opening his mouth.

    Clearly the only possible explanation is somewhere, in a past life, she must have done something truly AWFUL to deserve this.

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    Bilbo Baggins left Erebor, not because Thorin told him to. No, he left because he had things to settle at home. He always intended on heading back to Erebor. Except, well. The circumstances with which he intends on returning are much different then how he imagined.

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    索林心情不佳。

    倒不是说索林心情经常很好。他这辈子很少有心情颇佳的时候。从伊鲁勃之后便没了。他大部分时间都花在努力供养自己带到伊瑞隆德的人民们。在最近一年里他甚至都不笑了,在他和他的远征队试图重夺孤山的荒谬时期中。他预料到了恶龙,大概还会与精灵们产生一点小摩擦。半兽人的频繁攻击、哥布林、食人妖还有蜘蛛有点太多了,但该死的大战结束了一切。

    但不,即便是那个也还不够。命运依然还有更多东西等着索林•橡木盾和他忠实的队伍。它要看看在牵涉到一名小哈比人时他能有多坚强。更别提‘我们这个时代最大的灾难’实际上和恶龙没有关系。

    而且索林甚至都无法把他们的麻烦怪罪给精灵们。

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    ~~ "Fili heaved a deep sigh before looking up. Screw everything. He locked the car and got his backpack over one shoulder, taking along his suitcase. With averted steps he got closer and closer to the hotel. Why him? Well, at least it was pretty looking. It had much to have him comfortable. Baths, a spa, a place to work out and some activities, varying every season, and sometimes every week. He felt little like it, but in the end, he had no choice. He and his boyfriend had a huge fight, so now? Well, he was the one who was kicked out, and all he had was some of his own money. With that, he had to find a place to live with – but of course, nothing. So he got himself a room for a week, hoping that somehow, magic would do the trick." ~~

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    “You see a part of being a hobbit host is showing the best hospitality we can. And we do that by taking care of our guests every needs, including well that is—sexual needs. I didn’t provide those services.” A heavy silence settles over the pavilion as the dwarves all stare at Bilbo. Dori’s cheeks flush bright red as Bifur signs furiously; all the dwarves silently gawking at Bilbo. A sense of dread creeps up his chest as he looks around the dwarves. “Do dwarves not do that?”

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    Bilba Baggins is in a pickle.

    It had seemed like such a good idea at the time. Now she wonders if she might not be going completely mad. She just kidnapped the King Under the Mountain. Now what's she supposed to do with him?

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    It's been a truly awful morning and Thorin really just wants his coffee.
    Then he's greeted with the sight of his neighbor, one Bilbo Baggins, raking leaves and doing something even he could only describe as really adorable.

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    Bilbo Baggins just wanted a normal life. But that’s a little hard to have when a man is bleeding in the alley beside his apartment building…

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    Bilbo Baggins is not a man who craves excitement outside of testing new recipes in his kitchen. And he's most certainly not a thief of any sort, thank you for asking. Thorin Durin, a man with a once great family torn asunder by tragedy, has no desire for much of anything. At least not until they're brought together with a ragtag group of gentlemen by a meddling old man to undertake a quest for truth and maybe a little vengeance. With so much to gain, and far more to lose than they realize, it will be a long and dark journey for all.

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    Bilbo Baggins isn't sure about this. Not one bit.

    Frodo is definitely too young to enter into an arranged marriage with a dwarven king called Thorin Oakenshield. It's a good thing that Bilbo is there to chaperone him through their courtship.

    After all, there's no chance that a fussy hobbit bachelor would ever catch the eye of a king.

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    When the Shire is attacked by a strange monster in the sky, Bilbo finds himself transported away from everything and everyone he's ever known. Bruised and battered, he meets Summoner Thorin and his Guardians, and has to decide very fast if he has what it takes to survive in this new, utterly hellish world. At least until he can find a way home again.

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    Thorin (all star rugby player, most loved guy in the school and absolutely fucking beautiful), probably wouldn't have even looked at Bilbo (shy, dorky new kid in town) twice if he hadn't literally ran into him, but sometimes the most unexpected circumstances can lead to the most interesting journeys

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