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    Taking Bilbo Baggins, a successful movie actor who is only just getting used to the perks and intricacies of becoming A Face People Want To See, and putting him together with Thorin Oakenshield, with his very traditional (read: slightly backwards) ideas about what constitutes Real Art and Real Talent, might very well be viewed as just some clothead’s idea of a joke. But there are jokes, and then there are carefully calculated risks the size of controversial reproductions of classic Shakespearean plays - for Bilbo, it is the chance of a lifetime to prove himself to all those who have ever deemed him too one-dimensional to even attempt stage, while Thorin has the opportunity to get out of the rut that’s been hindering his career for so long now, and shine in a role worthy of his talent once again. That is if the two learn how to share the same space for more than ten minutes without wanting to tear each other’s hair out. The course of true love never did run smooth, after all…

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    At Arda High School in Newport, Vermont, Kili and Fili are being raised by their Aunt Thraís and Uncle Bilbo. The boys are rambunctious, part of The Dwarves gang at school. They like music, partying, and smoking their uncle's stash of Longbottom Leaf. However, Kili's life gets thrown for a loop when he finds a beautiful young woman panflute beatboxing outside of a club. When he realizes she goes to his school, Kili does everything in his power to get to know her, even if it involves some busted cello strings, an angry orchestra teacher, and dealing with his brother's disgusting car sex.

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    When Gandalf strolled up the Bagshot Row towards Bag End, Bilbo Baggins was far from pleased.

    He might have owed the wizard a favour, sure, though the old coot himself never even mentioned payback of any kind, but a suicidal quest to reclaim a homeland and slay a dragon with only thirteen dwarves, and not thirteen of the brightest at that, was a bit too much.

    Then there was, of course, the issue of him being a dragon. Kind of. And even bigger issue of Goldlust that could only be controlled by a Tamer. But Bilbo's people were long dead and gone, and his potential Heart with them.

    So why is his spirit all but purring at the sight of a certain pigheaded Dwarf King?

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    Bilbo Baggins and his daemon get pulled into an adventure across Middle Earth to resurrect a fallen empire. They get into fights, fall hopelessly in love and generally do things their father would disapprove of.

    A Hobbit/ Dark Materials crossover spanning from Bilbo's childhood, to the Battle of the Five Armies, and beyond.

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    While they were heading to visit some family, Bilbo suggests that they do it in the airplane's bathroom to see what happens when there is turbulence. Wonderful and embarrassing things happen.

    AU, PWP, Short Oneshot

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    "What is this?" the captain growled, his stance wide and threatening on the rocking deck. Bilbo crowded as close as possible to Gandalf, his legs threatening to buckle and pitch him over the side. He already hated the two fleshy appendages - why, oh why, had he agreed to leave the water? He missed his tail.

    "This, Captain Oakenshield," Gandalf replied, nudging Bilbo forward, "is your navigator."

    "Ha! Navigator? He looks more like a merchant to me."

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    Fili is a cowboy who just wants to be able to find a place he can call home and people he can call his family. When he stumbles across what seems like the perfect job, will he be able to let his past go, or will it ruin everything?

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    Thorin, the next King of Erebor, has bought his first slave. During the time with the hobbit slave named Bilbo, Thorin starts to care for him, even too much, and soon they have to hide and protect their love.
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    "Under all the dirt and the cold beats a warm heart made of gold."

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    A series of (Rule-63ed) canon out-takes and what-ifs, leading up to a rather different ending - or, more accurately, a rather different beginning. It is, as Gandalf said, the small things that matter most.

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    In a world where Mutants are persecuted, the young find solace at Xavier's school, run by Gandalf Greyhame is where the Durin brothers reside, until they find out that something entirely human has been done, resulting in non-human deaths.
    And Thorin decided it was a bright idea to get the strongest mutants he knew to try and stop it.

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    Bilbo Baggins just wanted a normal life. But that’s a little hard to have when a man is bleeding in the alley beside his apartment building…

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    When the Shire is attacked by a strange monster in the sky, Bilbo finds himself transported away from everything and everyone he's ever known. Bruised and battered, he meets Summoner Thorin and his Guardians, and has to decide very fast if he has what it takes to survive in this new, utterly hellish world. At least until he can find a way home again.

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    Thorin and Bilbo have a sexual relationship since Bag End. But one evening, something changes...

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    'But the child stares up with eyes of blue, coloured like the meeting of a sky and sea, deep like the stillness of a long misted lake, open like the heart that had loved and lost and has perhaps found reason to love again. And Bilbo thinks, yes, perhaps he has found reason to love again.' -- - In which Bilbo either believes in reincarnation, or is convinced he's going mad.

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    It seemed so harmless at the beginning – get to know the future Consort, make sure that he will not become one, for there are others far more suitable than some hobbit from Shire. Or maybe it wasn’t that any hobbit of the Shire would be unsuitable. But this particular hobbit was far from suitable, the more Fili and Kili heard of him. This… Bilbo Baggins.

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    Bilbo Baggins had walked this earth a total of eight times in his past. He did remember them all, in some form or another, though he could rarely recall their names or faces, or very much detail about their lives at all. He always remembered their deaths, though. And he always remembered how it was someone – a well-meaning wizard, for instance – had shown up and enticed or blackmailed him away from his home and family to go off and die for the good of the world.

    Much like what was happening now.

    Or: How the dragon soul of Bilbo Baggins made a deal with Manwë and can't seem to escape the consequences, and Thorin Oakenshield looks far too much like one of Bilbo's dead husbands.

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    Fili and Bofur have gone back to the Shire with Bilbo and Kili. Now that the hardest journey is over, Bilbo and Kili are ready to start their life together. That may be easier said than done.

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    What if Thorin was first instead of last to Bag End? And what if Bilbo had been expecting someone completely different?

    Bilbo Baggins may be a bachelor, but he still has needs. He has been corresponding with someone from Bree, and they have arranged a meeting at Bag End. Only when Bilbo opens the door, he hadn’t thought his partner was a dwarf. Or quite so handsome.

    Or, that one where Bilbo mistakes Thorin for his hookup and Thorin isn’t quite sure what to make of his prospective burglar propositioning him for sex. Misunderstandings are had, hair beads are lost, and Gandalf is left wondering how those two could fuck things up quite so badly before the quest even starts.

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    It was a late night, alone with Bilbo, that Thorin began to give in to his desires. Bilbo certainly didn't seem to mind the attention, but Thorin wondered how far he could push.

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    It was almost a year now that Bilbo Baggins had been stirred awake most mornings by the sound of little Hobbit feet scurrying around Bag End. The heavy dwarven footsteps that followed after, however, were new.

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