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    If you throw a frog into a pot of boiling hot water it will jump out, but if set it in cold water and slowly heat it up it will stay until it dies. This is how abusive relationships begin.

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    Bilbo had been happy, he knew that. He was frankly surprised when this god of a man asked him out to dinner after a coincidental run in at the market, but after two years he didn't know if he stayed out of fear or because he didn't know any way out.
    That was until a man with dazzling blue eyes picked him up on the side of the road after one of Smaug's outbursts.

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    Timestamps for the Never Forget series, from the end of The Hobbit to the beginning of The Lord of the Rings.

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    A collection of songfics written by yours truly of one shot chapters of FreeBatch Ships.

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    All that is gold does not glitter, / Not all those who wander are lost; / The old that is strong does not wither, / Deep roots are not reached by the frost. / From the ashes a fire shall be woken, / A light from the shadows shall spring; / Renewed shall be blade that was broken, / The crownless again shall be king. -The Fellowship of the Ring | Edited 02/20/17, scene added in Ch 4

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    Bilbo didn't care what Mister Proudfoot said, he was sure that he had a baby dragon. This belief only grew when the dragon began to hoard things. Shiny things. A glass bead, a shiny silver spoon, his father's spectacles were an obsessive favorite. Ember would always take them straight back to the fireplace and lay on them in the fire, but Bilbo scolded him harshly and told him that stealing things was bad, and he shouldn't take things that didn't belong to him, then made the dragon give them back. The little dragon was so sad about this that Bilbo gave him his bag of marbles, which Ember examined happily in great detail. Since shiny objects were apparently something his dragon needed in order to be happy, and he didn't want the little one stealing, Bilbo went around to the neighbors, collecting old bottles, and beads and brass and silver buttons, bits of copper and slivers of tin and steel and anything else shiny that they didn't want anymore, broken brooches, rusted old tools, chipped teacups, jewelry chains that were broken and tangled beyond recovery, an earring that had long ago lost its pair, a silver ring that no one wanted, and six pairs of broken spectacles that Ember hoarded fiercely.

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    When Bilbo ventures into Erebor to find the Arkenstone, he is taken captive by Smaug, but when he isn't eaten by the dragon he can't help but to wonder what other plans there are for him.

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    Bilbo Baggins makes a mistake— that is what he thinks at first.

    Where Smaug offers to either bring Bilbo back to his treasure home and keep him, or fuck the small Hobbit and leave.
    Bilbo chooses the second option.

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    Bilbo and his nephew, Frodo, are book writers in the Hobbiton District of Shire, Middle Earth. Thus far they've written short stories, children's books, and the occasional review of places they've traveled to for a good friend or two. But then comes a night where the two are stumped in their writing ways and have to forgo their craft to seek out inspiration from those around them. Bilbo looks to the city of Erebor, where his good friend Gandalf resides with a company of Durin folk, whilst Frodo and his friends travel even farther on their own adventure. Little did both parties know that they would be inspired beyond their own imagination and find some interesting chapters to their lives along the way.

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    Smaug crawled forward through the water. It was thick and heavy on his lungs. This form wasn't made to move in water.

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    A Fic/Art collaboration between myself and Zasha (Bulecelup) where our favorite Freebatch pairings are dragons. Enjoy!

    Posted this a few years back and deleted it when I created a new AO3 account so if this looks familiar, this is why.

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    Bilbo Baggins’ already miserable life becomes even worse when he is captured by the most feared pirate of the seas, Smaug the Terrible. When Smaug’s ship comes under a surprise attack, Bilbo doesn’t know if he is lucky or not when he is forcefully transferred to the Oakenshield, the ship of Smaug’s worst enemy, Thorin Durin. Mistaken as Smaug’s lover, Bilbo is allowed to live and is believed to be useful to the pirates when they search for their long lost treasure, the magical Arkenstone. Slowly Bilbo starts to understand his captors and wants to help them find their way back to the shore and home again. But along the way, ghosts from the past start to haunt their minds and perhaps Bilbo is worth more to these two pirate captains than he or anyone else could have ever believed.

     

    The first 17 chapters were beta read by the wonderful existentialnerdcrisis, thank you so much for helping me!

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    Everyone knows about Smaug, the 'Dragon of The Mountain Manor.' He's vicious and vile and, as proven by his pristine police record, completely untouchable by the law. Nearly every crime committed in the city is known to be done by him and his gang, The Thrush Boys, but nobody has ever been able to prove it. When a precious jewel is stolen from the Erebor City Museum, nobody in the city is up to the task to retrieve it. So the curator, Gandalf, recruits help from out in the country. When Bilbo Baggins gets caught in the act of stealing back the Arkenstone to save the museum from going under, he is faced with a bargain: he can either leave the manor and be killed by a rival gang or join Smaug's. Neither option looks good from the start, but negotiations are always better over Chinese take-out.

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    “Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered…” Bilbo whispered.

    In this retelling of The Labyrinth, Bilbo Baggins must find and rescue his little cousin Frodo after accidentally wishing him away to the realm of The Dragon King. He must journey unarmed through this complicated maze of untold danger to the great black castle in the center, risking life, limb, and his freedom as he is pursued around every corner by the mysterious Dragon King. During the thirteen hours he has given him, The Dragon King does his best to interfere, distracting Bilbo on his quest, stalling him so that time will run short. If Bilbo cannot solve the labyrinth in the allotted time, a great tragedy will befall him and he will stay in the mysterious world of magic forever. But what is the Dragon's motivation? And what horrors guard poor Frodo?

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    Bilbo ventures down into the core of the Lonely Mountain for the first time in search of the Arkenstone. Encountering the dragon Smaug, Bilbo evades him with his magic ring and with riddles, learning in the course of their conversation about the unexpected energy source that allows dragons to grow so old.

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    Zasha (Bulecelup) and I came up with the idea of writing twelve days worth of Freebatch pairings fluffy ficlets. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do! This fic will be updated a chapter a day from now until Christmas Day!

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

    Day 1 - Kharthur and a surprise arrival

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    Another Christmas special involving new Freebatch couples and lots of love under mistletoes. ^_^ A sequel to Under a Mistletoe

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    Bilbo es un joven actor de éxito con una personalidad complicada y unos deseos oscuros que no se atreve a confesar a su novio En uno de sus rodajes conoce a Thorin, un hombre misterioso que está dispuesto a hacer realidad todas sus fantasías.

    Bilbo acepta pasar una sola noche con él para cumplirlas al fin, sin saber que Thorin tiene otros planes para él.

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    After what will probably go down as one of the most well known marriages in The Shire, Smaug and Bilbo spend their honey moon in one of the most beautiful places in Middle Earth.

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    Au début, Bilbo pensait qu'il s'agissait de la peur de voir le dragon se tuer. C'était le marché, après tout, mais ce qui empoisonnait le cœur du semi-homme était bien plus noir et profond que ça.

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    As a newly reformed man, Thorin is going to pay his debt to society.

    By screwing the man who's screwing his partner.

    Watch as he rounds up the twelve most unlikely people to pull off the greatest heist Las Vegas has ever seen.

    Yes, this is an Ocean's 11 AU.

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