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    It's been exactly two years since Bilbo Baggins returned home from his desolate journey to reclaim a homeland. Now he lives a life of loneliness, and desperation for the thrill that that journey gave him. And perhaps it may take the form of a fiery beast.

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    Bilbo had seen it once when he was young. The sky burning and the fire falling like rain upon the land. He remembered it well. The way the hill shone with orange light and the winds shook. He remembered his mother's fear and his father's warnings. He remembered the stars blending with the burning light. And he remembered the dragon.

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    Everyone knows about Smaug, the 'Dragon of The Mountain Manor.' He's vicious and vile and, as proven by his pristine police record, completely untouchable by the law. Nearly every crime committed in the city is known to be done by him and his gang, The Thrush Boys, but nobody has ever been able to prove it. When a precious jewel is stolen from the Erebor City Museum, nobody in the city is up to the task to retrieve it. So the curator, Gandalf, recruits help from out in the country. When Bilbo Baggins gets caught in the act of stealing back the Arkenstone to save the museum from going under, he is faced with a bargain: he can either leave the manor and be killed by a rival gang or join Smaug's. Neither option looks good from the start, but negotiations are always better over Chinese take-out.

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    Long ago, when earth was new, all the creatures at the beginning were promised their heart's desire. One such creature was too proud to accept the help of his creators and forgot about his wish. Centuries passed and he grew in wealth and power, but he was never quite happy. There came a time when his heart's desire was to understand what was missing. His wish was granted and a way was shown to him.
    But now, having wasted his promise, it was up to him to earn his new heart's desire. So, Smaug watched over Bilbo as he grew, visiting him in his dreams, waiting for the day when he would take him for his groom.

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    49
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    Modern AU; Bilbo Baggins meets a guy during the weekend, sleeps with him and then goes to to work on Monday to find out his incredible weekend lay is his new boss.

    Author Note: Not a resurrection fic. Just modern Hobbit.

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    AU. Bilbo tiene que viajar a la ciudad más peligrosa, Pentameron, para encontrar al padre de Frodo y llevarlo a casa. Sin embargo, su presencia en aquella ciudad desata un conflicto entre el líder de los cambiantes, Smaug, y el más poderoso de los cazadores del clan Durin: Thorin Oakenshield.

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    13/?
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    Smaug crawled forward through the water. It was thick and heavy on his lungs. This form wasn't made to move in water.

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    Bilbo Baggins’ already miserable life becomes even worse when he is captured by the most feared pirate of the seas, Smaug the Terrible. When Smaug’s ship comes under a surprise attack, Bilbo doesn’t know if he is lucky or not when he is forcefully transferred to the Oakenshield, the ship of Smaug’s worst enemy, Thorin Durin. Mistaken as Smaug’s lover, Bilbo is allowed to live and is believed to be useful to the pirates when they search for their long lost treasure, the magical Arkenstone. Slowly Bilbo starts to understand his captors and wants to help them find their way back to the shore and home again. But along the way, ghosts from the past start to haunt their minds and perhaps Bilbo is worth more to these two pirate captains than he or anyone else could have ever believed.

    Currently being beta read by the wonderful existentialnerdcrisis! Thanks to her this story is much more enjoyable to read!

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    Первая часть - исполнение заявки на дайри-фесте: "Очень хочется прочитать фик, написанный по этому клипу. Рейтинг - любой. Пейринги или их отсутствие - на усмотрение автора. Слеш, гет, джен - значения не имеет. Единственная просьба: если будет писаться гет, то пусть он будет между Галадриэлью и Гендальфом, остальных туда не надо. Не юмор, не стеб."

    Собственно, все остальные части тоже, но автор волнуется, что они вышли за рамки заявки.
    Сюжет первой части повторяет эпизод с минетом в фильме "Рыбамеч". Хаккеры - это не только ценный мех и 50кг хоббичьего мяса!

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    Thorin, trpaslík proslulý tím, že za peníze plní lidem jejich nejtajnější postelová přání, se jednoho dne zjeví na Bilbově prahu s prosbou: aby mu pan Pytlík měsíc hlídal luxusní příbytek. Bilbo souhlasí, aniž by tušil, do jakého dobrodružství se vrhá. Když nešťastnou náhodou rozbije Thorinovu oblíbenou cetku, nutně potřebuje peníze na novou. A tak vezme práci za Thorina.

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    La già miserabile vita di Bilbo Baggins diventa anche peggiore, quando viene catturato dal più temuto pirata dei mari, Smaug il Terribile. Nel momento in cui la nave di Smaug viene attaccata di sorpresa, Bilbo non sa se è fortunato o meno poiché viene trasferito con la forza sulla Scudodiquercia, la nave del peggior nemico di Smaug, Thorin Durin. Scambiato per l’amante di Smaug, a Bilbo è concesso di vivere, in quanto ritenuto utile da i pirati per la ricerca del loro tesoro a lungo perduto, la magica Arkengemma. Lentamente Bilbo inizia a comprendere i suoi rapitori e vuole aiutarli a trovare la loro strada verso la riva e di nuovo a casa. Ma lungo la via, i fantasmi dal passato iniziano ad infestare le loro menti e forse Bilbo vale di più per questi due capitani pirati di quanto lui o chiunque altro avrebbe mai potuto credere.

    Correntemente betata dalla meravigliosa existentialnerdcrisis! Grazie a lei questa storia è molto più piacevole da leggere!

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    El pasado pesa, como Pesa el amor, tambien pesa la perdida ante el dolor del Rey.

     

    Thorin x Bilbo
    Sherlock x John

     

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    Terribly injured after being struck with the black arrow, Smaug resurfaces from the waters of Laketown in a weaker, human-like form. He haunts the forests, lost and in pain until he catches the scent of something familiar. He finds a thief in the Shire, depressed from the loss of his lover and friend and out of place in the peace of the Shire that was once his home. Instead of taking revenge as planned, Smaug begins to feel like perhaps two beings that don't belong anywhere may just belong to one another.

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    A modern-era multi-fandom AU with X-Men-ish type mutations. Contains mostly kid!fic but also has teen and adult characters.

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    21/?
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    Bilbo is ready to tie the knot with the man he loves when a bachelor party goes terribly wrong and he is faced with his one night from his past.

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    Smaug gets caught in an awful storm and crashes in the Shire, just outside Bag End. Bilbo and his family help him on Bilbo's request, and in exchange, Smaug warns them of a small orc troupe coming in their direction and kills them for the hobbits once he leaves. Imagine Bilbo's surprise when, many years later, he encounters the exact same dragon in a mountain he's meant to help reclaim for his friends.

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    I actually only wanted an excuse to draw Smaug and ended up with porn….Story of my life
    This is about as explicit as I get.

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    Bilbo Baggins and the Company have arrived at Smaug's lair and it is up to the burglar to check if the dragon was there asleep in the treasure room. But as Bilbo tumbled into the treasure room, Smaug was waiting in disguise as a human. Before the poor hobbit knew what he had done, he had told the dragon of the Company's plans only to find out who the human truly was. Thinking quickly, Bilbo told Smaug that he was Thorin's treasure and that if he took him, it would discourage the dwarf king and force him to leave the mountain. Now Bilbo has been claimed by the dragon as his pet and has to figure out how to free himself...without falling for the charms of the dragon.

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    Bilbo didn't care what Mister Proudfoot said, he was sure that he had a baby dragon. This belief only grew when the dragon began to hoard things. Shiny things. A glass bead, a shiny silver spoon, his father's spectacles were an obsessive favorite. Ember would always take them straight back to the fireplace and lay on them in the fire, but Bilbo scolded him harshly and told him that stealing things was bad, and he shouldn't take things that didn't belong to him, then made the dragon give them back. The little dragon was so sad about this that Bilbo gave him his bag of marbles, which Ember examined happily in great detail. Since shiny objects were apparently something his dragon needed in order to be happy, and he didn't want the little one stealing, Bilbo went around to the neighbors, collecting old bottles, and beads and brass and silver buttons, bits of copper and slivers of tin and steel and anything else shiny that they didn't want anymore, broken brooches, rusted old tools, chipped teacups, jewelry chains that were broken and tangled beyond recovery, an earring that had long ago lost its pair, a silver ring that no one wanted, and six pairs of broken spectacles that Ember hoarded fiercely.

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    As a newly reformed man, Thorin is going to pay his debt to society.

    By screwing the man who's screwing his partner.

    Watch as he rounds up the twelve most unlikely people to pull off the greatest heist Los Vegas has ever seen.

    Yes, this is an Ocean's 11 AU.

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    9
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