9 Works found in Betty Crocker

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  1. Alternia to Betty by

    Homestuck  

    8 May 2012

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    The Ψiioniic is dead and Her Imperious Condescension has 1000 sweeps left as her ship slows to find a planet for refuge.

    The one she finds is crawling with life, from miniature lususes to hornless trolls. At first she attempts to take over, murdering in cold blood the few humans who are around in the dark of night.

    But one crocker-pot old man gets in the way and convinces her that maybe, she can handle ruling something a bit smaller than an entire planet for a change.

    A powerful baked-goods company perhaps?

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    359
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
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    133

  2. I know the borderlines (we drew between us) by

    Homestuck  

    6 May 2012

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    Eridan always ruins everything. To be fair, he usually doesn’t mean it. To be unfair, that makes it even worse.

     

    (A >Connect sidestory.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1026

  3. A Thousand Years in Perfect Symmetry by

    Homestuck  

    20 Apr 2012

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    It had been three months since Rose died.

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    1/1
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    7
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  4. Out of Time by

    Homestuck  

    15 Apr 2012

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you are about to die. (Note: Written before we found out a lot of stuff.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    136

  5. Finely Bred by

    Homestuck  

    13 Apr 2012

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    Mrs. Crocker has you examined and she is delighted. You're at a very receptive point in your cycle, she says, and she winks again. We'll have to make you even prettier than usual, won't we? Oh Condie. How exciting.

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    2,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    934

  6. Even If Your Hope Has Burned With Time by , , ,

    Homestuck  

    14 Mar 2012

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    SBURB II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

    (Otherwise known as the main fic for this whacked out fic verse.)

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    45,122
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    428
    Bookmarks:
    123
    Hits:
    16252

  7. In Which A Retired Southern Colonel Rescues An Alien Queen From The Flaming Wreckage Of Her Ship And Introduces Her To Human Society While Entertaining Flushed Thoughts Regarding The Imperial Personage. Also, There Is Recreational Strolling. by

    Homestuck  

    10 Mar 2012

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    Colonel Sassacre and the Condesce: the Untold Story.

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    650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    501

  8. John's Story in the Alpha Timeline by

    Homestuck  

    25 Jan 2012

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    John growing up and everything that happens in the Alpha.

    I am so sorry I did not realize that the chapters had gotten so messed up. It's alright now, and there are different chapters.

    Words:
    11,848
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    1365

  9. Cirque Du Ciel by

    MS Paint Adventures, Homestuck  

    16 Jan 2012

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    Kids run away and join a circus. Things go from there.

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    3,499
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    374

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