16 Works in Betty Crocker
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Rose and Jade in the Alpha universe, ever under the witch's eye.
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"Jade, have you ever felt like there's something very wrong with the world we live in?"
"Oh John. I've been feeling that ever day for my entire life."
Being a Crocker is hard, and sometimes it hurts. A lot.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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My Only Daughter A Smoking Gun by shellfishDimes for Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)
Homestuck
26 Dec 2012
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Jade Crocker's childhood memories were a collage of red and white. Red like mixing bowls and spoons, like the hairband their mother always wore to keep her long, raven hair pulled from her face. White like flour and starched aprons that their mother wore, white like the icing her brother piped on the cakes their mother had baked. Red like the cocktail cherries Jade put on top while her mother held her over it when her legs were too short to reach the top of the counter.
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No Harm Ever Came From Reading a Cookbook..... by chicagoartnerd for KathsAvery
Betty Crocker Cookbook
19 Dec 2012
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Riley, an ambitious batterwitch in training, seeks to summon something powerfully tasty from "The Big Red." But she must first sneak into her mother's pantry to retrieve the necessary ingredients and spellbook/cookbook.
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The Condesce strays from the plan, and in the process, gains a son.
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Mrs. Crocker has you examined and she is delighted. You're at a very receptive point in your cycle, she says, and she winks again. We'll have to make you even prettier than usual, won't we? Oh Condie. How exciting.
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- Part 4 of Petstuck [podfic]
- Words:
- 44
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 2
- Hits:
- 375
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Little gray aliens aren't people, no matter how well they fake it.
They can be domesticated, though. Might as well keep them around, right?
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- Part 8 of Petstuck [podfic]
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Eridan always ruins everything. To be fair, he usually doesn’t mean it. To be unfair, that makes it even worse.
(A >Connect sidestory.)
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- Part 5 of ˃Connect
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It had been three months since Rose died.
- Words:
- 512
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 198
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Your name is Dave Strider, and you are about to die. (Note: Written before we found out a lot of stuff.)
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Mrs. Crocker has you examined and she is delighted. You're at a very receptive point in your cycle, she says, and she winks again. We'll have to make you even prettier than usual, won't we? Oh Condie. How exciting.
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- Part 4 of Petstuck
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Even If Your Hope Has Burned With Time by biichama (biichan), inverts, renachan, roachpatrol
Homestuck
14 Mar 2012
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SBURB II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
(Otherwise known as the main fic for this whacked out fic verse.)
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- Part 2 of ˃Connect
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In Which A Retired Southern Colonel Rescues An Alien Queen From The Flaming Wreckage Of Her Ship And Introduces Her To Human Society While Entertaining Flushed Thoughts Regarding The Imperial Personage. Also, There Is Recreational Strolling. by biichama (biichan)
Homestuck
10 Mar 2012
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Colonel Sassacre and the Condesce: the Untold Story.
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John growing up and everything that happens in the Alpha.
I am so sorry I did not realize that the chapters had gotten so messed up. It's alright now, and there are different chapters.
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Kids run away and join a circus. Things go from there.