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    There's a woman in the lab who talks to no one but Bhamba. Most of them don't even know she exists.

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    Veridian causes a zombie apocalypse (because of course they did). Frankly, Ted is surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

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    Veronica and Linda have wine and sex.

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    There's an angry goose at Veridian. But there's a reason for that.

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    One screaming, crying, holiday-scented employee was par for the course, but two? Two was probably cause for concern.

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    For this prompt at comment-fic on lj: Better Off Ted, Veronica Palmer, She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack / She is touring the facility and picking up slack

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    Ted convinces Veronica to attend a business luncheon with Rossum Corporation and she gets shocked when she meets their Rossum counterparts. Phil and Lem worry about their invention that got loose.

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    It should be understood that what happened was for science. And the betterment of the species. And possibly meant that reviewers should read project requirements more carefully.

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    Viridian Dynamics tackles the topic of security in the office. (A virtual commercial, but not a vid.)

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    Veridian Dynamics decides to make a unicorn in response to the company's terrible polling numbers with children.

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    Veronica wants Ted to test out the new sexual performance drug with her. Sexual situations and many Veronica-type comments.

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    Lem creates his own comic book and gets opinions on it from his co-workers, but being an artist can be so frustrating. Humorous one-shot.

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    "I love you, little Rose. Now, would you like me to tell you the story about the mighty razor-backed fawn that single-handedly saved all the other fawns from the evil hunters with her mighty machine gun tank?"

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    The great thing about working at Veridian Dynamics is they’re always full of surprises. Well, no - actually nothing the company does surprises me anymore. But the great thing about working with Veronica is that she always finds a way to make the inevitable interesting.

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    "Here at Veridian Dynamics, we have declared war...on the passage of time."

    "You know those tachyon particles we made after that last Star Trek marathon?" Phil asked.

    "Who could I forget? I relived my youthful jealousy of Wil Wheaton and his fine sweaters and undeveloped relationship with a young Ashley Judd." Lem was getting sidetracked.

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    How Rose Crisp became an intern at Veridian Dynamics. Featuring forklifts, hot chocolate and great gams.

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    Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and conference calls? Here is your solution. Corporate Bingo! How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or conference call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, Bingo, you win! For our Veridian Dynamics players, here is a specially created chart that will take you through the wonder that is presentations, office reorgs and the triple booked meeting time.

    Or the love song of Corporate Buzzwords.

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    Veridian Dynamics decides to freeze Phil. Lem finds out how much he misses is lab-mate as he writes a daily letter for their experiment notes.

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    Linda's just about gotten to her cubicle when Veronica joins her and says she's thinking about getting her nipple pierced.

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    prompts: sexy times, scientific principles, glasses

    [pretend there was some time between the evening of the "ends with a sneeze and concussion" date and the "make Lucy vomit" disaster - that's where this takes place]

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