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"I love you, little Rose. Now, would you like me to tell you the story about the mighty razor-backed fawn that single-handedly saved all the other fawns from the evil hunters with her mighty machine gun tank?"
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The great thing about working at Veridian Dynamics is they’re always full of surprises. Well, no - actually nothing the company does surprises me anymore. But the great thing about working with Veronica is that she always finds a way to make the inevitable interesting.
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Let's Do the Timewrap Again! (We Make That, Too) by wickedtrue for hellolamppost17
Better Off Ted
21 Dec 2011
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"Here at Veridian Dynamics, we have declared war...on the passage of time."
"You know those tachyon particles we made after that last Star Trek marathon?" Phil asked.
"Who could forget? I relived my youthful jealousy of Wil Wheaton and his fine sweaters and undeveloped relationship with a young Ashley Judd." Lem was getting sidetracked.
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How Rose Crisp became an intern at Veridian Dynamics. Featuring forklifts, hot chocolate and great gams.
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Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and conference calls? Here is your solution. Corporate Bingo! How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or conference call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, Bingo, you win! For our Veridian Dynamics players, here is a specially created chart that will take you through the wonder that is presentations, office reorgs and the triple booked meeting time.
Or the love song of Corporate Buzzwords.
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Veridian Dynamics decides to freeze Phil. Lem finds out how much he misses is lab-mate as he writes a daily letter for their experiment notes.
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Linda's just about gotten to her cubicle when Veronica joins her and says she's thinking about getting her nipple pierced.
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prompts: sexy times, scientific principles, glasses
[pretend there was some time between the evening of the "ends with a sneeze and concussion" date and the "make Lucy vomit" disaster - that's where this takes place]
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"Working late, are we?" Veronica asked, perching on the desk in Linda's cubicle. Then she added, "We are. Of course. I don't know why I do that."
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Gen or preslash Lem/Phil with wacky adventures in science. Uapologetic crack.
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At Veridian Dynamics, we're putting the future leaders of tomorrow to work!
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“Is it the fact that you have been watching us from the skies and now have come to take your revenge?”
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Sometimes, things happen in ways that make perfect sense, if you've got the right metaphor to figure them out.
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One first day of Advent, Veronica sent a memo because she loved Christmas. By which she meant presents. Rampant office supply re-gifting ensued.
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"I rarely moan, Ted."
prompt words: hair down, acoustics, all lit up, oneupmanship
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This was when Veronica knew that she would crush this Bechdel test to dust beneath her feet. She would pass it. She would win an award. She would stand in front of the rest of Veridian Dynamics and give a speech and they would give her a trophy. Not that she liked the trophies. She loved them. She melted them down and made them into bullets. She liked making bullets. She liked shooting bullets. She liked striding.
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For Veronica Palmer, shopping is a contact sport.
General irreverence and a disregard for the massively skeevy underlying issues in the Dollhouse.
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When the company issues a new memo encouraging gay relationships, model executive Veronica leads the charge.
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Mental Unwellness and the Myth of the Veridian Unicorn by sparky77 for sphinxvictorian
Better Off Ted
23 Dec 2009
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"So what if he's hearing voices? As far as I'm concerned that just means we're getting extra input on our projects for no cost. In fact, I wish more of our employees had voices in their heads like Phil. Good job, Phil!"