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    Their trip is about to get a longer and Beck just can't wait to tell Johanssen how he feels.

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    The first two years after Mark Watney, Pirate, is recovered from Mars. (Because seriously, the book didn't end, it just STOPPED. There's another book to be had about the after!)

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    Mark woke up the next morning feeling the most calm he'd felt since landing back on Earth. He didn't know what it was but something about today just told him that today was going to be a good day.

    "And in a shocking news story that broke whilst I'm sure many of you were asleep, it was revealed that an anonymous group actually hacked into NASA revealing many things including American Hero Mark Watney's health records. Many were shocked by the news that the world famous astronaut is in fact addicted to over the counter Vicodin. It has also been stated in his medical records that the hand injury the NASA employee sustained previously was from punching his TV after he had in fact overdosed-”

    Mark's coffee slipped from his hand.
    ----Every chapter title is song lyrics.----

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    "Oh, hey, Vogel, you've got a telemetry update, and Commander, there's a space weather advisory for the crew."

    "What does it say?" Lewis asked, coming to stand behind Johanssen.

    "Hmm... we're going to be passing through the tail end of a comet debris field starting this afternoon, so there will be a slightly increased chance of micrometeoroid impacts."

    Slightly increased? Yeah, it’s Ares III. Our luck is just not that good.

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    There is only one scenario the Ares IV crew, impeccably trained over the course of three years, was not prepared for. It takes four years for NASA to learn of the mistake they made when they pronounced Mark Watney dead on Sol 6.

    But that wasn’t what was astonishing- oh no, that was the faded lettering on his EVA suit, the once bright colours of the American flag on his shoulder, and most of all the dulled name: Watney.

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    AU. Beth Johanssen never signed up for this sort of adventure.

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    An undefined relationships between Beck, Watney and Johanssen leads to: confusion, Nanny!Mark, hurt feelings and maybe with the help of everyone's favorite sassy pilot, a happy ending.

    Note: Scrambles the events of the end credit scenes of the movie a bit.
    Kidfic.

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    The only person they haven’t seemed to fool is Annie, who maintains a displeased, slightly stressed expression around the crew, but particularly when she catches Chris and Beth together. She squints at them like they are tiny nukes waiting to explode in her face, like a parent who has caught her child climbing out of their bedroom window at night.

    “Don’t make my life hell,” she tells them without looking up from the message she’s typing on her phone, perfectly channeling the knowing voice of Beth’s mother.

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    ARES III LOVE STORY: ARE BECK AND JOHANSSEN AN ITEM?

    TROUBLE IN PARADISE? JOHANSSEN AND BECK ‘LIVING SEPARATE LIVES’

     

    (a love story in headlines)

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    Chris hadn't thought it was possible, but he should know better than to underestimate Lewis. She'd disappeared into Director Sanders' office with Mark's doctor and psychologist and emerged with a pissed off Annie and orders for Mark to take an entire week of vacation, absolutely no press allowed.

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    Due to a malfunctioning ventilation system and sudden shortage of berths, Beck and Watney are officially approved to sleep together by NASA. Fandom sees what it wants to see when Martinez posts an innocent picture, and the Ares 3 crew proceeds to troll the hell out of everyone on Earth (especially Annie Montrose).

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    No one becomes an astronaut because they want to stay home all the time.

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    Mark doesn't wear those clothes all the time, just when he's anxious or had a nightmare.

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    Mark returns to Earth and starts to muddle through the imaginations of what his life will be like. Struggling with the idea of what could happen if he lets it run past him and fighting for the future he could want, this is a snapshot into his first few days on Terra Firma.

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    Our long national nightmare is over.

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    Chris thinks he had lost Mark on Sol 6, blames himself when he hears that Mark is still alive and tries his best to get him back.
    To get an opportunity to tell him that he loves him...

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    Tumblr fic I write here.

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    53. Peggy/Steve - underworld!au
    The lycans have served the vampire dynasty for more than two thousand years, and there hasn’t been a single moment of that time where they have been permitted to lie with one of them.

    54. Sharon/Steve - sleep
    Resting his hand over the scar on her arm, the thin silvery line that marks where Rumlow cut her open, Steve takes a deep breath.

    55. Peggy/Bucky - modern vampire!au
    "I’ve always liked garlic, too.“ Brooklyn apartments are small, so he’s only a few steps away when he says, "Catch someone early enough after Italian and you can kind of taste it. In the blood.”

    56. Peggy/Steve/bucky - WWII vampire!au
    Peggy does not take well to her turning.

    57. Peggy/Steve - Steve leaves a family behind
    Six months after Steve wakes to an empty bed, not even the heat of Peggy's missing body still caught in the sheets, Natasha pays him a visit.

    58. Bucky/Sharon - dark magic!au (+ werewolf!steve)
    She still craves things that Bucky long ago threw away.

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    Moments in his crew's lives Mark gets to witness... and one they get to experience in his.

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    Watney still has a lot of talking to do as the crew of the Hermes returns to Earth after his rescue

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    NASA gives Mark permission to return to social media. Hijinks ensue.

    Post-rescue.

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