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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Aunt Agatha has summoned Bertie to Bumpleigh Hall as his 30th birthday impends. As usual, things go wrong. This time, even Jeeves can't fix it.

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    25 Apr 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    'Well, no, actually it started with Aunt Agatha, as many a Wooster nightmare tends to. In this case, she had summoned me to Bumpleigh Hall a couple of weeks before I was to enter the looming gateway of my thirtieth year. I had every reason to believe that I was to be assaulted with threats of matrimony again; they had been coming rather more frequently in the last year or so, at a steadily rising pitch that eventually only MacIntosh would be able to hear. As it turned out, my sneaking suspicions didn't have to sneak at all. They could have tromped in through the front door shod in hobnails without even being noticed.'

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    When Jeeves comes to Bertie to resolve a problem that he can't handle on his own, Bertie wonders if the foundations of the world haven't been shaken. When said problem turns out to be Eustace, Bertie's entire universe is thoroughly disrupted.

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    25 Apr 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    'I completely melted into him, hardly daring to believe I was actually awake and that it really was Jeeves all pressed up against me like a stamp on an envelope.'

    First-class giggle here.

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    I should like not to believe in dragons' suffrage (said Reginald). His Majesty's horse was so very well-roasted that one cannot even affect an air of surprise when the subject is brought up, as one can with other praiseworthy causes, like the reformation of charwomen, or the revival of village church choirs.

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    25 Apr 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Jeeves finds himself a new situation. Pre-series, save for the very end; Jeeves POV.

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    25 Apr 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Bertie tries to come to terms with an upsetting situation, and in the process learns rather more about Jeeves than he’s prepared for.

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    24 Apr 2015

  6. Public Bookmark 62

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    Bertie goes to a rather rummy sort of club, the last place one would expect to find one's brilliant valet. What follows is more rummy stuff, lots of drinking, much too much smoking, and some other unmentionable things.

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    23 Apr 2015

  7. Public Bookmark 44

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    Written for this prompt: While on holiday, Jeeves finally realizes he can't take it any more and decides to make his move on Bertie when he gets home. Every time Jeeves tries to say something, there's an interruption. - birds, bezels, aunts, traveling salesmen, thunderstorms, the more bizarre the better. Finally, seeing that trying to talk to Bertie about it is going to be hopeless, he engineers a few days of absolute isolation and pounces the young master, who responds with delight and a what-took-you-so-long attitude. Massive happy smut ensues. Satisfaction is had by all.

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    23 Apr 2015

  8. Public Bookmark 95

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    I don’t know if you have ever had your torso scraped with a butter knife by your valet. There is not much in the experience to recommend it. Particularly when you suspect said valet is not entirely happy with you, and so wields the implement with more vim than strictly necessarily.

    Or, the tale of how Bertie and Jeeves finally Confessed All to each other, despite – or, possibly, because of – the passion-dampening affects of Giant Squirts, thwarted wrestling, unhappy boating, rabbits (both of the Luminous and Dream varieties), an aunt who breakfasts on the ground bones of nephews who displease her, and a pair of very natty yellow socks.

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    23 Apr 2015

  9. Public Bookmark 7

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    ‘I do not think I could be your guide in this particular matter, Sir,’ I say. ‘It might be more appropriate for you to discover such things yourself. Alternatively, there are several anatomical and medical books I could recommend to you.’

    ‘No, Jeeves. It’s got to be now. I need to know.’

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    22 Apr 2015

  10. Public Bookmark 8

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    There's something loose in Bertie's bedroom...

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    22 Apr 2015

  11. Public Bookmark 19

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    "You don’t feel that August is overdoing things a bit, Jeeves? After all, it’s an English August. I mean, no need to show off."

    An eyebrow quivered, and I knew that Jeeves, that model of restraint, agreed with me whole-heartedly. "Indeed, sir."

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    22 Apr 2015

  12. Public Bookmark 95

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    I don’t know if you have ever had your torso scraped with a butter knife by your valet. There is not much in the experience to recommend it. Particularly when you suspect said valet is not entirely happy with you, and so wields the implement with more vim than strictly necessarily.

    Or, the tale of how Bertie and Jeeves finally Confessed All to each other, despite – or, possibly, because of – the passion-dampening affects of Giant Squirts, thwarted wrestling, unhappy boating, rabbits (both of the Luminous and Dream varieties), an aunt who breakfasts on the ground bones of nephews who displease her, and a pair of very natty yellow socks.

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    22 Apr 2015

  13. Public Bookmark 44

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    Written for this prompt: While on holiday, Jeeves finally realizes he can't take it any more and decides to make his move on Bertie when he gets home. Every time Jeeves tries to say something, there's an interruption. - birds, bezels, aunts, traveling salesmen, thunderstorms, the more bizarre the better. Finally, seeing that trying to talk to Bertie about it is going to be hopeless, he engineers a few days of absolute isolation and pounces the young master, who responds with delight and a what-took-you-so-long attitude. Massive happy smut ensues. Satisfaction is had by all.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
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    22 Apr 2015

  14. Public Bookmark 11

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    It is well known that a Wooster is seldom wrong.

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    22 Apr 2015

  15. Public Bookmark 36

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    Wherein Bertie tries to be Jeeves's ideal gentleman, resulting in mixed metaphors, a Shakespearean book club, ties sabotaged in reverse, romantic epiphanies, and music with the tonal quality of a dying lion.

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    22 Apr 2015

  16. Public Bookmark 65

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    Bertie and Jeeves set out for a walk in Hyde Park one day as Bertie attempts to escape yet another beazel. They end up in an entirely unexpected place. Whether or not they manage to maintain their sanity is an open question.

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    22 Apr 2015

  17. Public Bookmark 43

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    That story Bertie told about how he met Jeeves for the first time? It was a lie.

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    22 Apr 2015

  18. Public Bookmark 38

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    Aunt Agatha has summoned Bertie to Bumpleigh Hall as his 30th birthday impends. As usual, things go wrong. This time, even Jeeves can't fix it.

    Language:
    English
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    38,052
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
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    154
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    38
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    22 Apr 2015

  19. Public Bookmark 22

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    When Jeeves is injured in a midnight raid on a New York speakeasy, dangerous secrets are revealed. Bertie decides that Precautions Must Be Taken and things change drastically in the Wooster household.

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    22 Apr 2015

  20. Public Bookmark 5

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    What if Bertie were blind?

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    Comments:
    34
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    5
    Hits:
    1069

    21 Apr 2015

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