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    Bertie is dallying with a chorus girl. Jeeves is not happy. In fact, he's jealous. Who knew that such an involvement would lead to so many complications? Who knew that Jeeves had a secret reason for being unavailable?

    Who knew Oofy Prosser could be persuaded to produce a West End musical? And why does Bertie always have to be Ginger Rogers?

    Note: Endgame is Jeeves/Wooster, of course, but many bumps in the road!
    Other Note: Some chapters have music with them, so you can hear the songs! (All "Node's" songs are fake, sorry!)
    Comments are most desired!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,233
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    916
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    In a world where the higher one is on the social ladder, the smaller and more decorative/less functional one's wings are, young Bertram Wooster finds himself thoroughly fascinated by the grace and beauty of his valet's strong, practical, utterly captivating feathered appendages.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,379
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    30
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    The year is 1967 and Jeeves and Wooster are still around.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,004
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    48
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    Берти обзавёлся поклонником: этот его поклонник высок, красив и темноволос. И всё было бы просто замечательно, не будь Дживс так привержен к своим правилам и условностям. Да, ещё им надо помочь воссоединиться парочке влюблённых, что осложняется окружением из пары сотен скорпионов. Ожидается флафф, Hurt/comfort, ангст, разбитые сердца, страстные сцены с двумя мужчинами в главной роли и очень, очень плохие эротические метафоры. В общем, всё, что вы любите!

    Отказ: автор не претендует ни на сюжет, ни на декорации, ни на персонажей. Всё это придумано П.Г.Вудхаузом, за исключением города Канны, который был уже до него, и семьи Фнелл-Бангхамов, выдуманной автором. История написана и опубликована исключительно в развлекательных целях и никому не принесла прибыли.
    Примечание: все названия скорпионов выдуманы. Так что если решите завести себе столь милого питомца, гуглить названия из данного фанфика бесполезно.

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    Русский
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    12,026
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    62
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    A series of drabbles and ficlets in which Bertie and Jeeves discuss great works of literature.

    Inspired by the 'Ethan Frome' scene in Chapter 10 of Jeeves And The Chorus Girl. Some short silliness while I work on the longer story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,557
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    213
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    Aunt Dahlia recruits Bertie and Jeeves to help enact a plan to save her floundering weekly women's magazine, Milady's Boudoir. Despite his reservations, Bertie agrees to help. But where will he find a writer willing and able to take on the project Aunt Dahlia has in mind?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,918
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1003
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    Русский
    Words:
    395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    21
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    Русский
    Words:
    142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    26
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    Random fun facts about our boys from the 'Bertie's Blog' AU.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,844
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    163
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    A tiny silly Jeeves and Wooster dialog ficlet inspired by an actual misprint. For a brief moment Bertie thinks he's found the answer to his family stresses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    87
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    64
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    Bertie Wooster, a gallant young man about town, is gently blackmailed by one of his school friends into taking a run-down apartment in a most unseemly neighborhood of London.

    What he and Jeeves find there will leave them both irrevocably changed.

    (This is my first real attempt at writing as Bertie, un-beta'd and un-Brit-picked. Hope that it holds up, despite.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,074
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    738
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    There was a prompt for Bertie getting Jeeves pregnant, and well, I already had this alien Jeeves floating around.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,060
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    321
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    Another work for the meme, where the prompt was for Bertie to discover that he's a sexual sadist and get very worried about what this means for him as a moral person.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,023
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    332
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    Written for a kinkmeme prompt about Jeeves never taking off of his socks because he's self-conscious about the damage left by a nasty bout of trench foot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,034
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    447
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    Someone asked for tentacle porn on the kinkmeme, and being a long-time advocate of consentacles, I wrote this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,577
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    499
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    Written for that brief flowering of the kinkmeme. The prompt was for our heroes to be the descendants of Greek gods, Eros and Ganymede specifically. I sent them to a house party because it seemed right, somehow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,004
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    241
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    “What this country wants is about five million robots (Good title for a play — Mister Robots), who would do all the dirty jobs.”
    From P.G. Wodehouse: A Life in Letters.
    Wooster, a robot designer who specialises in adding unintentionally humorous human/computer interactions to charming yet practical sculpts, remakes his schoolboy crush, the family butler. He gives the robot’s AI some oomph from his erstwhile friend-with-benefits Rocky Todd, an American programmer who codes for the ‘entertainment’ market.
    Through self-determination and Rocky’s help, the robot becomes the Jeeves of Bertie’s dreams, and then the Jeeves of Jeeves’ dreams.
    Read the tags! Heed the warnings! The human Jeeves is dead, but there is a robot Jeeves, so I didn’t use the Major Character Death archive warning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,929
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    317
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    '“Good evening, Mr Wallace.” Came Jeeves’ cordial and very correct reply. I rather expected that to be the end of it, and I was hoping it too. I didn’t fancy appearing from a tree with Wallace hanging about. It engenders too many questions. “What were you doing up that tree?” being one of them.'

    For once it is Bertie who is in the know when it comes to a delicate tidbit of personal information. Now he perfectly understands the phrase 'ignorance is bliss'...

    Finally Updated!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,463
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2234
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    Bertie Wooster, bon vivant, wastrel, vlogger and music geek extraordinaire, is embarking upon a kind of social media entirely new to him: he's started a blog.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,794
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1934
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    P. G. Wodehouse characters

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    125
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    513

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