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    Bertie Wooster, a gallant young man about town, is gently blackmailed by one of his school friends into taking a run-down apartment in a most unseemly neighborhood of London.

    What he and Jeeves find there will leave them both irrevocably changed.

    (This is my first real attempt at writing as Bertie, un-beta'd and un-Brit-picked. Hope that it holds up, despite.)

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    World War II is approaching at an alarming rate and Bertram attempts to comfort them both in one of the very few quiet nights that remain.

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    "There has, I dare say, always been a particular fashion of Mr Wooster's which I have not been able to combat, one which I had thought myself immune to as he had made no motions of enacting it towards myself initially."

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    A ficlet and a double drabble, from Jeeves and Bertie's respective perspectives. Both on the subject of nicknames and endearments.

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    Jeeves’ whole perspective of his thought-to-be celibate employer is changed one night where he accidentally happens upon Mr. Wooster, flushed and panting in his bed with nothing but a rumpled dress shirt on, bringing himself slowly to a release with his hand. He finds himself at a loss on how to adjust to this new knowledge as well as at loss to understand the burning, sickening feeling he felt at the name uttered by his employer as he climaxed; “John.”

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    What if Bertie and Jeeves lived many lives?

    Drabble - Avengers!Bertie

    Originally written for IndeedSir weekly drabble challenge
    Prompt : Alternative Universe

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    I wish to remain, indefinitely and irreparably, his, until my lungs collapse and I am unable to move my legs to reach his side. They will have to tear my failing body away from him, and even then I would fight a war to continue my existence in his axis.
    Mr. Wooster was the sun, and as much as I knew I would never leave him, I had the equal knowledge that I would never put my person close enough to his to melt my wings.

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    7/?
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    Jeeves walks in on Bertie and Catsmeat getting friendly with each other. To soothe his beloved master's nerves, Jeeves relates a story from his childhood. (Fair warning that this is on one level a big cheesy love letter to the Fry Guy.)

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    Bertie is made to attend the funeral of one of Dahlia's old chums, a retired General by the name of Melchett. That night at Brinkley Court, the dearly departed's journal is discovered, and a curious Bertie settles in for some bed-time reading.

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    Unable to bear the strain of his feelings anymore, Jeeves writes Bertie a letter he intends to remain forever unsent.

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    After returning home from his adventures at Deverill Hall, Bertie finds his thoughts lingering on the devastatingly handsome Esmond Haddock. When Bertie learns that Esmond and Cora "Corky" Pirbright have severed their engagement, he struggles to patch things up between his pals. Meanwhile, Jeeves has plans of his own.

    This fic is set shortly after the events of The Mating Season.

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    Drabbles in which Bertie muses on hiding his intellect from the world.

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    Reposting from old FF account.

    “I refer, of course, to your Scripture Knowledge prize,” Jeeves continued.

    “Ah. Yes. Scripture Knowledge. Knowledge of the scriptures. The old testament. The new testament. Jesus; and all of that…”

    “Indeed, sir,” Jeeves interjected. “And am I to understand that you gained this prize through…shall we say, less than honest means?”

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    Reposting from old FF account.

    How did Bertie come to steal a policeman's helmet?

    Written based on the Jeeves and Wooster TV show, before I read about the actual events of the boat race in the books.

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    My heart, it seems, once lost is irretrievable.

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    Silk, seduction, happy spots, teasing, fluff, and positive reinforcement.

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    Jeeves announces that he is engaged to be married and will be leaving the services of Bertram Wooster in a matter of two weeks. He takes a young valet under his wing to take his place in Mr. Wooster's life and he begins to realize that sometimes kind and selfless deeds can have the cruelest of consequences.

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    3/?
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    48
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    6
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    Early in the morning after Valentine’s Day, Jeeves is called to pick up his employer from the Drones club, and finds that Bertie, along with other club members, got roaring drunk through the night. Apparently, they all had reason to be upset about the holiday, even Mr Wooster.

    But he and Jeeves have already confessed their feelings for each other and are in an intimate relationship, so why was Bertie upset on Valentine’s Day?

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    “I think Mother is plotting” Eliza agreed, “I suspect it has something to do with -and I wasn’t exactly eavesdropping, you know – the gentleman in question’s unfortunate habit of getting himself into scrapes and out of engagements involving simpering aunts and cucumber sandwiches.”

    Four Words, Two Characters challenge.

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    Shortly before meeting Jeeves, Bertie has a strange adventure with a fellow member of the Drones.

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    11
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