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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    While I do enjoy tickling the ivories for hours at a time, and have occasionally fancied that a bit of tricky finger-work was carried out so adeptly as to bring the house down, this was in the way of being a metaphor.

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    23 Mar 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lovely lovely lovely

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Jeeves takes Bertie under his wing to teach him the secrets of love-making, but then things quickly go from "Oh my" to "I say!" Plot bunny shamelessly stolen and mucked up a bit from pipariperho
    Warnings: angst, manual sex, oral sex, frottage, and sex-sex. Bertie POV

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    23 Mar 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    V good very good indeed

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    When Bertie brings home a collection of dashed dirty stories from his latest trip to France, Jeeves discovers something quite disconcerting about himself. Sadly, the road to Paradise is paved with potholes.

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    23 Mar 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Drabble: Bertie has a plan, and it involves a lavender tie.

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    22 Mar 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Snert

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Bertie is made to attend the funeral of one of Dahlia's old chums, a retired General by the name of Melchett. That night at Brinkley Court, the dearly departed's journal is discovered, and a curious Bertie settles in for some bed-time reading.

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    22 Mar 2017

  6. Public Bookmark 5

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    Jeeves’ whole perspective of his thought-to-be celibate employer is changed one night where he accidentally happens upon Mr. Wooster, flushed and panting in his bed with nothing but a rumpled dress shirt on, bringing himself slowly to a release with his hand. He finds himself at a loss on how to adjust to this new knowledge as well as at loss to understand the burning, sickening feeling he felt at the name uttered by his employer as he climaxed; “John.”

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    21 Mar 2017

  7. Public Bookmark 3

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    Bertie is made to attend the funeral of one of Dahlia's old chums, a retired General by the name of Melchett. That night at Brinkley Court, the dearly departed's journal is discovered, and a curious Bertie settles in for some bed-time reading.

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    21 Mar 2017

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    A very bad thing happens. And then we must go on. (The one where Jeeves is shot by a robber and very nearly killed.)

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    21 Mar 2017

  9. Public Bookmark 1

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    Jeeves walks in on Bertie and Catsmeat getting friendly with each other. To soothe his beloved master's nerves, Jeeves relates a story from his childhood. (Fair warning that this is on one level a big cheesy love letter to the Fry Guy.)

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    21 Mar 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Noooo sob

  10. Public Bookmark 3

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    "What precisely does this... beverage entail, sir?"

    "Gin, crushed blackberries, and a healthy dollop of champagne. That's what gives it the sparkle, see?"

    Jeeves looked as though he'd swallowed an irritable hornet. "Sir, the adulteration of champagne in such a manner is most inappropriate. Furthermore, if I were to open a bottle now, you would then need to consume the remainder of its contents or else the rest would be wasted."

    "Then I shall have to do just that!" I proclaimed. After all, I had nowhere to go for the remainder of the afternoon, and my Aunt Agatha would be joining me for dinner. Getting squiffy sounded like a pleasant way to pass the time until my inevitable ritual disembowling after the soup course.

    Jeeves suppressed a sigh. "Yes, sir."

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    21 Mar 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Aww

  11. Public Bookmark 98

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    Wherein Bertie tries to be Jeeves's ideal gentleman, resulting in mixed metaphors, a Shakespearean book club, ties sabotaged in reverse, romantic epiphanies, and music with the tonal quality of a dying lion.

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    20 Mar 2017

  12. Public Bookmark 10

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    Bertie is of the opinion that he's read quite enough detective novels to write an excellent one himself. Jeeves' opinion is inscrutable.

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    20 Mar 2017

  13. Public Bookmark 5

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    Jeeves’ whole perspective of his thought-to-be celibate employer is changed one night where he accidentally happens upon Mr. Wooster, flushed and panting in his bed with nothing but a rumpled dress shirt on, bringing himself slowly to a release with his hand. He finds himself at a loss on how to adjust to this new knowledge as well as at loss to understand the burning, sickening feeling he felt at the name uttered by his employer as he climaxed; “John.”

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    20 Mar 2017

  14. Public Bookmark 21

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    Bertie has an admirer of the tall, dark and handsome sort. Everything could be so nice, if it wasn't for Jeeves' uptightness. And then, there is this young couple they have to bring together - amidst a couple of hundred scorpions... There will be fluff, H/C, angst, heartbreak, steamy mansex and really, really bad sexual metaphors. All the stuff you like ;-)

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    20 Mar 2017

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  15. Public Bookmark 34

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    Bertie gets a nasty scare that has more behind it than he could have imagined.

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    20 Mar 2017

  16. Public Bookmark 21

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    Bertie has an admirer of the tall, dark and handsome sort. Everything could be so nice, if it wasn't for Jeeves' uptightness. And then, there is this young couple they have to bring together - amidst a couple of hundred scorpions... There will be fluff, H/C, angst, heartbreak, steamy mansex and really, really bad sexual metaphors. All the stuff you like ;-)

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    20 Mar 2017

  17. Rec *

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    A very bad thing happens. And then we must go on. (The one where Jeeves is shot by a robber and very nearly killed.)

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    20 Mar 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This fic is beautiful.

  18. Public Bookmark 12

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    'I planted them, you see, and promptly forgot about them—thinking, and rightly so, as this was my first foray into green-thumbery, I ought to stand back and let nature take its course, but unfortunately for me Nature decided to haul up its slacks a bit and take its course quite assiduously.'

    Bertie does a lot of things accidentally, and ends up accidentally scoring off Jeeves, properly, for the first time ever.

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    19 Mar 2017

  19. Public Bookmark 10

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    Bertie and Jeeves receive an invitation to join Aunt Dahlia's hunting party. But more importantly, Bertie might want to try something entirely new while they're at Brinkley Courty, and it has nothing to do with wearing a red coat.

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    19 Mar 2017

  20. Public Bookmark 33

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    Or, "The Other Club Book." Bertie Wooster accidentally attends a party hosted by the Chappie with Thistledown Hair in the Faerie kingdom of Lost-Hope, and finds it dashed difficult to get out of another invitation. How can Jeeves possibly get him out of the soup when Bertie can't describe his rummy circs?

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    19 Mar 2017

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