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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    I don’t know if you have ever had your torso scraped with a butter knife by your valet. There is not much in the experience to recommend it. Particularly when you suspect said valet is not entirely happy with you, and so wields the implement with more vim than strictly necessarily.

    Or, the tale of how Bertie and Jeeves finally Confessed All to each other, despite – or, possibly, because of – the passion-dampening affects of Giant Squirts, thwarted wrestling, unhappy boating, rabbits (both of the Luminous and Dream varieties), an aunt who breakfasts on the ground bones of nephews who displease her, and a pair of very natty yellow socks.

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    20 Jan 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Prompt -- First-time featuring protective! or possessive!Jeeeves, and/or H/C. Basically, anything where Jeeves loses his cool.

    Bertie's tale

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    19 Jan 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    Wooster has a reputation for pinching things--necklaces, amber statuettes, umbrellas--a reputation that becomes dashedly awkward when Lord Attenbury's emeralds go missing.

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    19 Jan 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    "You don’t feel that August is overdoing things a bit, Jeeves? After all, it’s an English August. I mean, no need to show off."

    An eyebrow quivered, and I knew that Jeeves, that model of restraint, agreed with me whole-heartedly. "Indeed, sir."

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    19 Jan 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Bertie reels home drunk and lets his feelings spill. Jeeves misunderstands and relations around the flat become rather chilly

    For the queerfest 2012 prompts:
    Through a disastrous misunderstanding, Jeeves believes Bertie has discovered that he is a homosexual, and is firing him for it. Bertie, however, only meant to confide in him about his own homosexuality

    Bertie's not as innocent as everyone, Jeeves included, thinks. He's perfectly aware that he's an invert, and knows very well both how to be discreet about it and how and where to find company for an evening, should he require it. When Jeeves finds out, however, he's furious.

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    19 Jan 2017

  6. Public Bookmark 24

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    "And how do you fill your days, Mr da Silva?" Mrs Travers demanded, as though her nephew hadn't spoken.

    "Oh, I try very hard indeed not to be caught doing anything that might look like real employment," Daniel said.

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    18 Jan 2017

  7. Public Bookmark 1

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    With a bit of song and a bit of poetry, Bertie and Jeeves agree to spend the autumn of their lives together. Fluff.

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    17 Jan 2017

  8. Public Bookmark 3

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    Jeeves has gone away for his annual two fortnight of tarpon wrestling, and Bertie is a little lost without him.

    Ongoing, will update as often as I'm able!

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    17 Jan 2017

  9. Public Bookmark 44

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    An overheard conversation changes everything. Histories, mysteries, romance, and a dive or two into the soup.

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    17 Jan 2017

  10. Public Bookmark 48

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    Reginald Jeeves was a man who wanted things he was never meant to have; luxury, security, influence, control over his own life. Because he was brilliant and subtle, he expected to find a way to gain them despite his social status. In meeting Bertie Wooster, he thought he'd found everything he wanted. He never expected to lose his heart in the process.

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    16 Jan 2017

  11. Public Bookmark 48

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    Reginald Jeeves was a man who wanted things he was never meant to have; luxury, security, influence, control over his own life. Because he was brilliant and subtle, he expected to find a way to gain them despite his social status. In meeting Bertie Wooster, he thought he'd found everything he wanted. He never expected to lose his heart in the process.

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    16 Jan 2017

  12. Public Bookmark 3

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    After Aunt Agatha beans Santa on the old onion, knocking him out of commission for the nonce, Bertie and Jeeves find themselves at the North Pole.

    Mrs. Claus reveals something Jeeves would rather Bertie not have known--he's in love with the young master.  

    Wacky whatsits ensue.

    Updated for 2014.

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    16 Jan 2017

  13. Public Bookmark 60

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    When Jeeves comes to Bertie to resolve a problem that he can't handle on his own, Bertie wonders if the foundations of the world haven't been shaken. When said problem turns out to be Eustace, Bertie's entire universe is thoroughly disrupted.

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    16 Jan 2017

  14. Public Bookmark 25

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    16 Jan 2017

  15. Public Bookmark 33

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    Jeeves is forced to re-evaluate his relationship with his employer.

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    16 Jan 2017

  16. Public Bookmark 77

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    When Lord Yaxley -- also known as Bertie Wooster -- and his inimitable valet Jeeves stumble upon a THRUSH plot, Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin are sent in to pull them out of trouble. Things don't work out according to plan. They never really do, do they?

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    16 Jan 2017

  17. Public Bookmark 42

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    I relayed the information I’d so masterfully committed to memory in my youth, re: the prophet Elijah being taken up to heaven while still alive and in full possession of his faculties. I’d won a prize for Scripture-knowledge and so had details of this sort at my fingertips.

    “Although,” I said, as we neared what I took to be the stratosphere, or some kind of sphere at any rate, “just now my resemblance to the prophet Elijah escapes me.”

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    15 Jan 2017

  18. Public Bookmark 6

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    Bertie Wooster, a gallant young man about town, is gently blackmailed by one of his school friends into taking a run-down apartment in a most unseemly neighborhood of London.

    What he and Jeeves find there will leave them both irrevocably changed.

    (This is my first real attempt at writing as Bertie, un-beta'd and un-Brit-picked. Hope that it holds up, despite.)

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    15 Jan 2017

  19. Public Bookmark 8

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    Jeeves is not a merry person, but he does enjoy some festive traditions.

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    15 Jan 2017

  20. Rec *

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    While I do enjoy tickling the ivories for hours at a time, and have occasionally fancied that a bit of tricky finger-work was carried out so adeptly as to bring the house down, this was in the way of being a metaphor.

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    15 Jan 2017

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