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    This fic is brought to you by the letter Y, the number 12, and the Avengers' decision to help fix what Loki and the Chitauri did to destroy parts of Manhattan. (Mostly that last part.)

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    Silents in the nursery do not bode well for the future of Earth; luckily, however, there is at least one Time Lady who is willing to do what must be done. To tidy matters up.

    (Or in other words, Mary Poppins as a Time Lady. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.)

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    It’s been more than 20 years since they’d said goodbye. One snowy London day, she came back.

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    Bert awaits Mary's return.

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    Bert's life with Mary Poppins.

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    14
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    20
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    In Which Mary Poppins is a time lord (of a sort).

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    6
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    25
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    6
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    Five Tuesdays in the life of a jack-of-all-trades, or, how Mary Poppins was always there.

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    How it first started he can't remember anymore. All he knows is that because of it he's propped against the door, his knees drawn up; his fingers shaking. His hair is hiding his large scared eyes. He cannot stop crying or shaking for that matter anymore. The last threat had made him lose the contents of his stomach into the toilet. He feels like he can't breathe- like he's drowning and feels so violated and oh so dirty. His black locks also hide the large purple bruise bite mark that he received earlier in the night along with other scars. He can still feel the blood drip down his leg as he moves.

     

    There's a leather cuff, a D ring though it, hanging off his wrist. The cuff has a small keyhole, he hasn't figured out how to get it off yet, and he knows it's tracking where he is. He hasn't mentioned it to the others. He can't; his voice feels numb and he doesn't even know how he sings anymore. He tries to breathe calmly, but his breathing is sharp and heavy. He can feel his own tears slip down his cheeks but doesn't make a sound, not one sound.

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    His reflection isn't him he thinks. He's a tiny little thing much skinnier than before. His inky black locks falls against his shoulders, not strawberry pink anymore like it used to be. His hazel eyes are lifeless against the shards of glass that make up the mirror. His old Party Poison jacket and gun is locked in a truck he can't open in the closet even if he wanted to. Damned DNA locks.

    His jacket is now black and crimson, the same symbols but the colors are death and despair. His black skinnies are tight against his skin, his eyes stare at the purple and angry bruise mark on his neck. A pair of hands wraps around his waist and he closes his eyes. He misses Frankie so much. He doesn't let the thought stay. "What is it pet?" The voice whispers against the former killjoy leader.

    "Nothing sir." He lies; he hardly lies most of the time he can tell.

    "You miss it don't you? You miss being a fighter." He whispers against the black haired leader. The killjoy swallows still not opening his eyes. "Gerard." The warning in his name makes his breath hitch.

    "I'm sorry." Gerard whispers, his body has trembles though it. The amber eyes taunting him as his hazel ones stare in the mirror.

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    Bert has something to tell Ernie. Ernie's reaction is illuminating.

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    Ernie is naming things that start with the letter B. Bert thinks doing this in the middle of their wedding is a bad idea.

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    1/1
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    6
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    After the Time War, Mary finds her own means of travelling.

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    Practically perfect people never allow sentiment to muddle their thinking.

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    Where the wind takes her... A small ficlet. Addition to the movie and Bert/Mary friendly.

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    Larry's musing on Christmas attire

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    Immortality is never a simple gift—as Methos knows, and Nick Wolfe is about to find out.

    One unknown Immortal in Paris is happenstance; two is coincidence. The third is a disaster looking for a place to happen. Amanda is missing. Two Immortals—a tall dark man who calls himself Adam Benoît, and his companion, Jehanne Martin—arrive to run The Sanctuary in Amanda’s place. Without warning, and at Amanda’s request?

    Events take a dangerous turn when a third Immortal appears, sword in hand, hunting someone he calls ‘the Austræni.’

    If that isn’t enough, Bert Myers wants Nick to find a stolen 13-century Passau sword, which once belonged to André Korda—who lost his head to Amanda.

    Can Methos, Joe Dawson, and Jehanne help new Immortal Nick Wolfe find out what’s going on before someone else loses a head?

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    How Mary Poppins became a governess, why she always follows the wind, and where she got her name.

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    Oh, hello, this Alistair Cookie for Monsterpiece Theatre. Today we have cheerful story about murder, revenge and grouch named Hamlet.

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    Mary and Bert, thirty years later.

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    Drabble prompt from cruisedirector: Since you were talking about Ernie and Bert and watersports on Twitter... *veg*

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