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    What secrets lie behind the mystery that is Miss Mary Poppins. Is she really "practically perfect in every way" - her dear friend Bert knows the answers.

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    English
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    3/?
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    An erotic AU Cabin Fever fanfic where the vagrant and disease which ruined the group's vacation in the movie have been taken out of the equation.

    Celebrating the end of their exams, five college students rent a cabin in the woods for a week-long vacation. While Jeff and his girlfriend Marcy do what young, consenting adult do, Paul pursues a romance with his long-time crush, Karen and Bert lurks around the woods hunting squirrels. It is a week of carefree fun and indulgence.

    But it turns out that even on vacation, mistakes have consequences. Tensions arise and as some relationships break down, new, unforeseen attractions find room to flourish. In an atmosphere of heavy drinking, raging hormones and no rules, who knows where it all might lead?

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    1/1
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    Eine neue Identität und ein neues Leben - zumindest lauten so die Pläne von Methos, noch bekannt als Adam Pierson. Doch Amanda macht ihm einen Strich durch die Rechnung als sie ihn unerwartet um Hilfe bittet.

    Nick Wolfe ist der Ansicht, dass er keine Hilfe braucht; er hat andere Probleme. Einen neuen Fall, zum Beispiel.

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    Language:
    Deutsch
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    10,072
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    It was consensual until it wasn't.
    Or farmer rapes his unsuspecting daughter.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    631
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    Ernie has ways of making Bert cum in his pants.

    Series
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    English
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    125
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    based on a meme
    Ernie fucks Bert with a makeshift dildo

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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    145
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    Maryweld McGonagall is the most influential (and subversive) witch that had the unfortunate luck of being swept under the rug. What's left of this official record only tells half her story.

    Language:
    English
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    7,210
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    222
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    After Satan pushes his luck, Rin gets his revenge. Though he cannot openly attack his father, Rin plans several pranks... but will they go as planned?

    Language:
    English
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    2,212
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    385
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    "You are vain and you're heartless...you're deceitful, you're delectable..."
    A little Mary/Bert one-shot based off the song "Sibella" from A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder.

    Language:
    English
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    634
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    A bunch of unrelated drabbles featuring mostly Mary Poppins and Bert. Varying length.

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    English
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    661
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    12
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    111
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    My friends and I wrote this sin for fun they and wanted me to post this so... Here ya go, Eli.

    Forgive me.

    Part four may or may not happen.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    868
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    61
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    7 years after Mary Poppins' visit, the Banks children have grown up to see their world torn apart in almighty war. It is June 1917, Jane is now 17 and working as a nurse, Michael 14 but eager to fight for his country. When London is bombed and the two siblings rescued by a familiar stranger, the Banks realise their world needs all the hope it can get. But where is Mary Poppins now?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,908
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    458
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    When a young mutant attacks, Nightcrawler must live with the consequences, coping with the loss of his mutant gifts while reality unravels all around him...

    THIS IS A COMPLETE STORY THAT INCLUDES FOUR DELETED SCENES! :D

    Reviews welcome! I'd love to know what you think of my story! :)

    Language:
    English
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    86,040
    Chapters:
    33/33
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    804
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    The first time Bert sees Mary, he's five.

    The last time Bert sees Mary, he's sixty.

    In between there's a pas-de-dux and a friendship.

    But each time, Mary is still timelessly Mary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    222
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
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    112
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    Mary Poppins has her first assignment as a nanny. A family needs her help and she needs all the luck a chimneysweep's handshake can give her.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    323
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    graphics for lands_of_magic [LJ] challenge #7 of round 7, 'Fanniversary: Labyrinth'.

    Language:
    English
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    12
    Chapters:
    3/3
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    When he kisses her cheek, he leaves a smudge of soot behind.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    371
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    A short conversation between Jane and Bert on a rooftop.

    Language:
    English
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    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    50
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    Mary Poppins comes when she is called, but she finds it hard to leave. Bert wonders what she is thinking.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    143
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    Decades ago Frank Miller turned the comics world around, rejuvenating tired heroes like Daredevil and Batman with the gritty, stylistic violence he later brought to his own gritty, fictional dystopia “Sin City.” But few people know that Frank Miller was once asked to apply his magic to another once-popular institution.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    674
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
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    72

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