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    A Lewis Carol-esque tale of a secret parallel universe, home to the fictional characters we adore.

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    Mycroft Holmes and Bernard Black have an Epic Bromance.

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    Bernard Black returns from an epic journey to find that his wife, Fran, has decided to try and remarry in his absence. Crack!fic. Also serves as an AU source for Fran's own alcoholism. Consider it a bizarre origin story.

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    Bernad asks the wrong person to make him toast.

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    Every Christmas Jim Moriarty goes to visit his half brother Bernard Black.

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    Half Ten! Half ten! I've never been up at half ten. What happens? Have you ever bought a book...at half ten in the morning?

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    Last of the doofy drawbles, I promise! 1) Thor & Jack fishing (SG1) for sheikah, 2) Merlin & Arthur as puppets for eledhwenlin, 3) Ed & Greg walk away from an explosion for hazelwho (Flashpoint), 4) Frannie & Elaine (due South) for luzula, 5) childhood Bernard Black (Black Books) for pikron, 6) River Song and Zoe Washburne (DW/Firefly) for cavocorax. Happy More Joy Day!

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    Manny really ought to have thought this through ...

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    Bernard apparently wants to display affection. Manny is suspicious.

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    The bookshop gets an unusual visitor. (A crossover in two parts.)

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    "Bernard, you hear that? The alcohol fairy needs our help!"

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    Bernard has many rules that he lives by, but unfortunately for the sake of his quiet Sunday afternoon, 'don't follow fairies into magical lands' isn't one of them.

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    Fran's got a new neighbor.

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    How does Bernard keep the bookshop open? A brief account of accounts.

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    In which not a single ghost appears.

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    Fran and Bernard are suffering a painful morning after...but what happened the night before?

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    Manny decides to celebrate Thanksgiving. It goes wrong, of course.

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    “You don’t think…could Twilight actually be rotting their brains? Literally?”

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    Forty years, two people, two hundred and eight bottles of wine, ONE DAY...

    17th March, 1996. Bernard Black and Fran Katzenjammer meet for the first time on St Patrick's Day - on the run from a ghastly Irish theme pub. The next day they don't quite manage to go their separate ways.

    So where will they be on this one day next year? And the year after that? And every year which follows?

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    In which Black Books gets festive, everyone gets drunk, and Manny gets Snowman's Nipple.

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