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    Tony is impressed Bernard doesn't recognize him. Bernard is impressed by Tony's refusal to get the fuck out of his shop.

    A crack prompt for Fail Fandom Anon

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    Fran is hurt. Manny and Bernard rescue her. Hijinks ensue.

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    Fran seeks entertainment at the shop on a hot Summer day. The threat of Dave's Syndrome returns!

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    After trying to take over Midgard and being stopped by the expanded Avengers team, Loki has been forced to Earth, powerless, to learn the error of his ways. The Avengers are charged with teaching him. So of course, nothing could possibly go wrong.

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    Bernard's past catches up with him - by owl post.

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    Rachel’s looking for a book.

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    Bernard returned to the front of the shop. He scowled his face. "This isn't the first time you've locked a priest in the cupboard, is it?"

    Manny quibbled. "I've told you already, the cold cupboard full of cured meats and yoghurt is called a fridge."

    They both looked at the camera.

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    My favourite character in Black Books is a no-brainer, right? :D Bernard forever.

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    John has resigned himself to a quiet life selling used books, but when the famous Sherlock Holmes steps into his shop, John gets a taste of the kind of excitement he's only ever read about.

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    A Lewis Carol-esque tale of a secret parallel universe, home to the fictional characters we adore.

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    Mycroft Holmes and Bernard Black have an Epic Bromance.

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    Bernard Black returns from an epic journey to find that his wife, Fran, has decided to try and remarry in his absence. Crack!fic. Also serves as an AU source for Fran's own alcoholism. Consider it a bizarre origin story.

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    Bernad asks the wrong person to make him toast.

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    Every Christmas Jim Moriarty goes to visit his half brother Bernard Black.

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    Half Ten! Half ten! I've never been up at half ten. What happens? Have you ever bought a book...at half ten in the morning?

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    Last of the doofy drawbles, I promise! 1) Thor & Jack fishing (SG1) for sheikah, 2) Merlin & Arthur as puppets for eledhwenlin, 3) Ed & Greg walk away from an explosion for hazelwho (Flashpoint), 4) Frannie & Elaine (due South) for luzula, 5) childhood Bernard Black (Black Books) for pikron, 6) River Song and Zoe Washburne (DW/Firefly) for cavocorax. Happy More Joy Day!

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    Manny really ought to have thought this through ...

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