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Bernard Black returns from an epic journey to find that his wife, Fran, has decided to try and remarry in his absence. Crack!fic. Also serves as an AU source for Fran's own alcoholism. Consider it a bizarre origin story.
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Rabbit Traps and Runaways by The Young Bear (ribbonsofriver)
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), Sherlock (TV), Black Books, Flight of the Conchords (TV), American Horror Story, My Chemical Romance, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Merlin (TV), IT Crowd, Sweeney Todd (2007), Lord of the Rings RPF, Supernatural, Game of Thrones RPF, The Mighty Boosh (TV)
18 May 2013
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A Lewis Carol-esque tale of a secret parallel universe, home to the fictional characters we adore.
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Real Friends Stab You In The Front by AtalantaPendragonne
Black Books, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
23 Apr 2013
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Bernad asks the wrong person to make him toast.
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Фран, Мэнни и Бернард заглядывают на Бейкер-стрит, чтобы извиниться.
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- Part 2 of Шероховатости
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Шерлок отправляется в книжный магазин, и Джон идет с ним.
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- Part 1 of Шероховатости
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Every Christmas Jim Moriarty goes to visit his half brother Bernard Black.
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Loki's Guide to Life on Earth by Kita42
Sherlock (TV), Doctor Who, Supernatural, The Avengers (2012), Torchwood, Black Books
9 Feb 2013
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After trying to take over Midgard and being stopped by the expanded Avengers team, Loki has been forced to Earth, powerless, to learn the error of his ways. The Avengers are charged with teaching him. So of course, nothing could possibly go wrong.
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Half Ten! Half ten! I've never been up at half ten. What happens? Have you ever bought a book...at half ten in the morning?
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More Joy Day 2013: vol 3: Everything Else by omens for eledhwenlin, hazelwho, Luzula
Black Books, due South, Flashpoint, Firefly, Doctor Who (2005), Merlin (TV), Stargate SG-1
14 Jan 2013
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Last of the doofy drawbles, I promise! 1) Thor & Jack fishing (SG1) for sheikah, 2) Merlin & Arthur as puppets for eledhwenlin, 3) Ed & Greg walk away from an explosion for hazelwho (Flashpoint), 4) Frannie & Elaine (due South) for luzula, 5) childhood Bernard Black (Black Books) for pikron, 6) River Song and Zoe Washburne (DW/Firefly) for cavocorax. Happy More Joy Day!
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- Part 3 of More Joy Day 2013
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The bookshop gets an unusual visitor. (A crossover in two parts.)
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"Bernard, you hear that? The alcohol fairy needs our help!"
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Fran's got a new neighbor.
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Bernard has many rules that he lives by, but unfortunately for the sake of his quiet Sunday afternoon, 'don't follow fairies into magical lands' isn't one of them.
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How does Bernard keep the bookshop open? A brief account of accounts.
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Forty years, two people, two hundred and eight bottles of wine, ONE DAY...
17th March, 1996. Bernard Black and Fran Katzenjammer meet for the first time on St Patrick's Day - on the run from a ghastly Irish theme pub. The next day they don't quite manage to go their separate ways.
So where will they be on this one day next year? And the year after that? And every year which follows?
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Manny decides to celebrate Thanksgiving. It goes wrong, of course.
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“You don’t think…could Twilight actually be rotting their brains? Literally?”
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Fran and Bernard are suffering a painful morning after...but what happened the night before?
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In which not a single ghost appears.
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In which Black Books gets festive, everyone gets drunk, and Manny gets Snowman's Nipple.