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    When Fíli was five years old, he had a dream on the last night of summer. The dream comes to him again on the same night every year, carrying a disturbing message. Every step, every thought and every choice he makes will either bring him closer to destruction or the salvation of his family.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,230
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    2648
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    In the Shire, hobbits say: “What lovely weather we're having.” They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffle pointedly, which roughly translates to: “This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host.”
    And I think that's beautiful.

    (Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette; the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing; and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face while the Company unintentionally sexually propositions him and challenges him to pie-eating contests to the death.

    Actions speak louder than words.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,010
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    91
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    3818
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    Cinq éléments par personnages. Quelques-uns tristes, d'autres ridicules ; quelques-uns basés sur de la romance, généralement non. Respecte le canon original des œuvres de Tolkien.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    4,143
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    23
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    Однажды Фили и Кили были слишком неосторожны, и их заметили. Наказание оказалось необычным.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    36,852
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    159
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    Kíli is the only Durin to survive the Battle of the Five Armies but when their world falls into the darkness, the Valar grant him one chance to make things right.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,806
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    249
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    The tale of Bilbo Baggins and her (erotic) journey to Erebor.

    Language:
    English
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    77,402
    Chapters:
    7/19
    Comments:
    205
    Kudos:
    264
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    8279
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    After narrowly escaping from the Misty Mountains, Thorin Oakenshield and Company continue their quest to reclaim their homeland. They must pass through the deep south, avoid the perils of Mirkwood in Louisiana, and finally come to the Lonely Mountain in New Mexico. But what dangers and tricks is the dragon of the mountain preparing? What of the Orcs tracking them? And will Bramble Baggins be able to find the Arkenstone without becoming a victim of dragon fire? Modern Hobbit AU, Fem!Bilbo, and Bagginshield. Trigger Warning: Non-sexual violence against a woman and general sadism in chapters twenty-one and twenty-four.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,397
    Chapters:
    8/25
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1027
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    Thorin survives the battle, only to discover that the gold-sickness hasn’t completely released him from its hold. In the end, only one option remains: he must leave Erebor. Bilbo provides an unexpected solution.

    Or: the fic where they travel back to the Shire, while Thorin tries to sort through his many issues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,301
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    442
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    There is a new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. And Bilbo might have a slight crush on him. Nothing serious, Bilbo can handle it.
    He really can.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,918
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2432
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    Thorin Oakenshield saved Bilbo Baggin's life when he was a child, and Bilbo has been under the impression that they've been engaged all these long, lonely years.

    But when Thorin returns, he doesn't seem to have the slightest memory of Bilbo, let alone their engagement.

    Bilbo is sad and confused, but determined to win Thorin's favour on the dark, winding roads ahead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,800
    Chapters:
    3/14
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2861
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    Welcome to Le Cirque des Merveilles. We cannot promise you will return, and if you do, you will not be the same.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,583
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    207
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    Bilbo descubre que los enanos tienen cero conocimiento sobre el sexo anal o rimming y acaba teniéndoselo que explicar a Thorin, para su enorme vergüenza. Despues la explicación se profundiza y en su momento dará a Bilbo y a Thorin más de lo que habían esperado.

    Esto comenzó como un one-shot caliente en tono de humor, pero ha acabado tomando vida propia como un gigante triángulo amoroso Bagginshield vs Kilbo. Se ha convertido en una historia de amor, anhelo, congoja, familia y sacrificio. Pero todavía hay smut. Yo todavía soy yo, maldita sea.

    **Estoy ha sido escrito pre-Desolación de Smaug, basado en la version cinematográfica de Un Viaje Inesperado y en el texto de El Hobbit**

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    20,445
    Chapters:
    8/100
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    815
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    Bilbo was choking.

     

    His lungs burned with the acrid tang of smoke. Through his streaming eyes, the harsh light of enchanted fires and the glint of dirty orc steel blurred and swam in the darkness. The panicked yells of the dwarves, helplessly clinging to the falling pine tree, were a bold clash against the shrieking cacophony of snapping roots, fierce Warg howls, and the popping of the flames. Above all that, Bilbo heard the sound of Thorin’s skull crunching against stone, his body falling limp against the dry ground. A spike of sharp fear jolted through Bilbo’s chest, and his troubled breathing hitched.

    No.

    ***

    Bilbo takes a leap of faith during the pine tree altercation between the company and Azog, and the repercussions that follow force all the members of the company to re-evaluate the worth of their burglar.

    One dwarven king included.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,247
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3053
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    The watchtower was where they had to go, where they would find the foul beast they needed to kill in order to end the bloodshed. Never in Kili's wildest dreams did he expect to be forced to watch the defiler hold his beloved over the side of the tower before pulling him back and thanking Thorin for the gift he was sent.

    And he never expected having to find some way to bring his One home to him alive and recovered when letting him die might have been the kinder option.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,101
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    692
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    Thorin saw her home being destroyed by the Dragon Smaug, the dwarf lost her father and her grandfather in one battle. All she wants is Smaug to be gone so she can have back all that she's lost. If its enough for you many elves couldn't tell she was a woman anyway not that she liked elves, or hobbits.
    She's in for a rude awakening when she meets Bilbo Baggins.
    Un-betaed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,041
    Chapters:
    15/47
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    789
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    Billa Baggins is no respectable young lady.
    After turning down courters and declaring that she wished to travel she was named the Mad Baggins by her neighbours and her more distant family.
    A few short years after her parents' deaths Gandalf turns up on her doorstep - looking for the young hobbit girl who had used to talk so fondly of traveling.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,720
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    5394
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    You've got to take the good with the bad,
    smile with the sad,
    love what you've got, and remember what you had.
    Always forgive, but never forget.
    Learn from mistakes, but never regret.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,275
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1292
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    Prompts that I've received from tumblr, consisting of anything from First time meetings to my take on scifi.
    Feel free to stop by and give me a prompt if you'd like :)

    (Hogwarts AU moved to its own work)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,403
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2262
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    Months after the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo cannot say that his life in Erebor is unpleasant... but he admits it would be much better if a certain King Under the Mountain wasn't so elusive. Will it take a trip to the Shire and another unexpected adventure to bring them closer?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    188,264
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    253
    Kudos:
    1099
    Bookmarks:
    280
    Hits:
    32902
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    You're paired up with anyone and everyone in The Hobbit or LOTR! I do take requests! <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,084
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3193

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