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    All of the random crack drabbles you could ever want. Some are NSFW, some are just ridiculous, and all of them are so much fun.

    Language:
    English
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    7,222
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    5064
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    She was a mysterious one to him when she showed up at the hobbits home. She had the beauty beyond any elf, or human and was only the height of dwarf. Forced to hid her true identity. Bella travels with the company of Thorin Oakenshield to reclaim an ancient homeland that was taken by a merciless dragon long ago. Thorin has an obligation to fulfill to his people while he battles against his own feelings that have suddenly awaken within him. Bella must face obstacles of her own on this journey, including facing who she really is and her feelings for the dwarf king himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,871
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    44
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    It was not common for a woman to posses the skill to heal the wounded. A young half hobbit-half dwarf has been living in the peaceful lands of the Shire since she was a small child. The half-breed noticed as she got older she didn't enjoy the things that normal hobbit's loved. What will happen when a wizard comes with a group of thirteen dwarves to the home of Bag-End to go on a quest.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,924
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    593
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    The Baggins twins, Briallen and Bilbo, have spent their whole lives taking care of each other. So when the world outside makes an (uninvited) appearance, only one thing is certain. Not for wizard or king or mountain or dragon will the two of them part. Not if they have one word to say about it.
    And besides, as Gandalf points out: It never hurts to have a spare burglar on hand.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    138,532
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    297
    Kudos:
    402
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    6698
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    The Past casts long shadows in the hearts of Dwarrow, Men, and Elves.
    With a little understanding, many things might be different in the lives of the Children of Mahal.
    A story of courage, love, and a touch of darkness.
    A "What if?"-story that found its nascent beginning in the question "What if Celebrimbor had a child with Narví?" and wouldn't let me go.
    This story focuses on the events of the Hobbit, with a multitude of side-stories forming the rest of the series.

    (You don't have to be a Dworin-shipper to enjoy this, btw) 

    For Azi, who always loved a good story and enjoyed the previews enough for me to post it here. I hope you like it, ye crazy Scotsman!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    322,026
    Chapters:
    57/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2686
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    Bilbo Baggins, an author, is swept up on a magical adventure with a biker gang at the urging of his extremely strange friend Gandalf, where he finds a magical phone that does some weird-ass shit. Also he falls in love.

    Years later, the phone falls to his nephew Frodo, who decides to figure out just who the fuck it belongs to. Turns out, the owner is a man named Mairon Aulendil who lives on the other side of the country and is also being hunted by his ex-boyfriend, a Mafia boss.

    Inspired by the tragic story of love and loss unveiled by selfies and texts he finds on the phone, Frodo forms his own biker gang and embarks on a journey to restore a valued possession to its rightful owner.

    Oh, and lots of people try to kill them on the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,088
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    135
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    'Imagine being left behind at Beorn's' combined with 'Imagine being a dwarf-skinchanger and meeting Beorn.'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    54
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    How would would they be, if Kili and Fili never met each other? Fili gets kidnapped when he was a child and Kili wasn't even born yet. An older Kili goes on a search for the brother he has never seen. Will he find him? And if he does, what is Fili like and how would Fili react to him? Also the ORCS attacking don't make things any less stressful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,915
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1078
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    As Erebor regrows, so does Bilbo.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    415
    Chapters:
    1/25
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    652
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    Forbidden love, a forbidden quest, and a forbidden ending. Thorin knows what he's getting into by falling for the burglar. For Bilbo, it's different. A soft flame, ignited when he first saw the dwarf. And nothing would ever be the same.

    (A predominantely Bagginshield fanfiction with Kili/Tauriel shipping and slight Fili/Sigrid implications. Hope you enjoy!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,201
    Chapters:
    5/32
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    475
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    Bilbo has an instinct. Thorin is confused.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    298
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    Beorn finds a tasty morsel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    148
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    Adopted and loved by her human parents, a young woman with a strange talent leads a simple, happy life in the mountains. Adventures seem like very nice things to read in her books, but she's content not knowing the secrets of her own origin. Yet forces beyond her control don't seem too concerned with what she wants, as a whispering in the trees and dreams of a man dressed in starlight lead her into the woods and a fairy tale of her own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,703
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    3342
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    Belladonna Baggins remembers fondly the stories of quests, adventures and warriors the wizard Gandalf the grey used to tell her, hoarding them like treasures, but one day of april, the wizard appears at her doorstep with thirteen dwarves and a plan to reclaim a lost kingdom and slay a dragon... Bella is chosen to fulfill a dangerous task; burgle the dragon Smaug. The lonely little Hobbit will sign away her life to aid Thorin Oakenshield, leader of the company and King under the Mountain. Bella will step out her round green door to face perilous adventures; trolls, orcs, goblins, giant spiders, skinchangers, elves and wizards. The kindly child of the west will pick up a sword to help her company, taking the mantle of a Burglar. will she be able to save her friends from the fire that awaits them? will she be able to find the light among the shadows of the past? she will steal the Jewel of the King...and his heart as well. is the worst behind her and her company, or is everything to end in fire?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,029
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    376
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    At the beginning of his unexpected journey, Bilbo Baggins gets to know the members of the Thorin's company. He notices something amiss in the relationship between Thorin and his heir, Fili. Being a curious hobbit, Bilbo wants to find out what is behind the unsettling silence. He finds sins and secrets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,112
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    A Prequel to "The Bear's Lady", exploring the fate of one of the skin changers captured by Azog.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    88
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    Imagine being Beorn's wife

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,881
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    172
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    Thorin's last gift to her was hope. A new start, a fresh beginning, a being to unconditionally love and… and a family, a child. A one-shot prequel to my fanfic 'The Most Precious of Treasures'. Can be read as stand-alone. Fem!Bilbo

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    674
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    Months after the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo cannot say that his life in Erebor is unpleasant... but he admits it would be much better if a certain King Under the Mountain wasn't so elusive. Will it take a trip to the Shire and another unexpected adventure to bring them closer?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    212,274
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    375
    Kudos:
    1612
    Bookmarks:
    456
    Hits:
    50976
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    Bilbo dreams of dragon fire and a kingdom lost in an instant. Alone and craving answers, he goes to find them. He can't explain his dreams, but maybe he can prevent them...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,318
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    441

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