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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    933,161
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    561
    Kudos:
    612
    Bookmarks:
    140
    Hits:
    31061
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,331
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1759
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    When Quinn looked back at you, her face was twisted into a sad frown.
    “Bec. That wasn’t Cal. Not my Cal. Maybe you really don’t understand that, but I know him better than you. You never even tried to understand him. Not really”
    You tightened your jaw and looked away, but she kept talking. “ We all died in that game. We all lost ourselves. After the reset, there were things that we just couldn’t get back. We lost bits of ourselves that are impossible to reclaim. Even now, all of us are still fighting to survive. It doesn’t matter that the game is over.”
    “What’s your fucking point?” You snap at Quinn a little harsher than you had meant to. Jaspers shot you a disapproving look but Quinn didn’t seem to notice, or she just didn’t care.
    “When’s the last time you saw Cal smile?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,043
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    19
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    “Our crime against criminals lies in the fact that we treat them like rascals.”
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    When you've hit rock bottom in life, where do you go? Do you revel in corruption... or do you change?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,426
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    91
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,211
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    688
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    Authors of notoriously poor Homestuck fanfiction are sent to a university run by the characters from the comic, where they will be instructed in the writing of acceptable fanfic. Sarcasm will be employed, buckets will be thrown, and the definition of "irony" will be debated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,633
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    223
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    Your name is JADE HARLEY and you don't see your friends anymore.

     

    In which Jade reminisces, avoids her problems and pretends everything is okay.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    411
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    "Their dogs start uncontrollably barking at each other in the quiet vets office au" Some cute jadesol fluff with very little explanation of anything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,598
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    59
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    This Unit's registered designation is STRIFE-BOT_111 [BROBOT]. You have no name. You are not human.
    Emotions are for humans. You want this glitch to stop.

    There is no glitch. Denial has proven useless.
    Your designation was BROBOT. You are regrettably human.

    Your former designation is irrelevant. You aren't a robot anymore.
    You chose a name. You like your name.

    You like strifing, felines, being included in a conversation, small spaces, collecting profile data, and flat soda.
    You dislike a specific shade of red, arachnid Lusii, bleeding, feeling tired, all things Betty Crocker, and sunburn.

    You are human, and that...
    That's okay.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,761
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    840
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,862
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    776
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    Whoever thought of of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,426
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    80
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    Sequel to Clarity.

    Dirk and Jake are slowly getting back to their relationship. The gang is back again, though this time... it might involve a hospital and dating!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    79
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    Set in the post Sburb universe, the kids find themselves back on an Earth that has no idea that SBurb ever existed. The entire thing was a hoax set up by teenagers seeking media attention.
    The kids, based on how far they made it into the sburb universe, have varied forms of amnesia. Since John, Jade, Rose, and Dave made it the farthest inside the Sburb universe they remember the most. However, they find that no matter how hard they try, it's impossible to remember the trolls completely. Facing day to day life, they go through carrying the heaviest secrets of all. Not only was Sburb real, they have yet to be able to talk to the trolls in three years.
    The story now picks up on a familiar date in mid-April, where the kids fly to Houston to compete in a nation wide music fest and finally start to remember.

    Please Note that relationships haven't been developed yet and that the Alphas do not appear until Chapter Five.

    Part of the Refrain Universe. For best results, read Refrain first.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,743
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    953
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    Rose Lalonde, a budding writer, discovers a little troll rifling about in her bins and takes her in. (DISCLAIMER: this is not ufut/loophole canon even though its set in the same world)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,111
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    114
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    Dave brings home a Friend and Bro has his doubts about the mysterious kid.

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    English
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    10,597
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3491
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    COME FORTH FOUL, HELL-BITTEN WITCH. PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR HEGEMONY RESIGNED TO THE DUSTBIN.

    (Remember six month's ago when I said I had another larger jadefest gift for you?)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1176
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    Tony Stark is not Willie Wonka, even if he has the last of the Oompa Loompas (Trolls) in his basement.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,420
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    3052
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    When news of the famed explorer Jake Harley's death spreads to the suburbs of Washington, John and his dad take in the girl he left behind. Promptbound fill.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,693
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    408
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    a collection of shameless porn written by yours truly on impulse, in a variety of ship flavors. mostly vent writing from sleepless nights, made to take my mind off the fact that i'm trash at writing. each chapter is capable of standing alone. enjoy, or something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,759
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    48
    Hits:
    1521
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    So many players dead. Lord English killed most of them.
    He pissed off the wrong group of teenagers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,199
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    159

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