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    Somewhere in a world of darkness, a young boy stands in his room, ready to Awaken to the Truth: Magick is real.

    And yes, Magick with a k.

    Truth Until Paradox.

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    English
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    92,888
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    432
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    Jade's whims are an enigma that almost rival the impossible existence of her weird space dog. Bro has no idea what to make of either of them.

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    English
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    627
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    31
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    this is just a character list for everyone in this AU - also, there's literally no need to read it unless you want some more context for the characters.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    35
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    Jane is having trouble with her cousin's unruly dog when a stranger who just so happens to be a dog trainer steps in to help her. He doesn't ask for much in return, just a date.

    Language:
    English
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    3,114
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    English
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    46,846
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1953
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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapter-fic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,832
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    238
    Kudos:
    366
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    4312
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    Dr. Harley has been missing in action for three months. When his wife and student-slash-sorta-daughter hunt him down, they find a devil dog and a little girl who is alarmingly smart but not very articulate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,448
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    253
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    Well we made it through the game! WhOOOOOOOO -activate clap track- John wants to show everyone this AWESOME treehouse he made back on Earth. AWESOME. Well that didn't go as planned and we are running from - HOLY COW ARE THOSE WALKING SKELETONS AND WHY DOES ONE LOOK LIKE HE IS IN COSPLAY?! Hilariousness ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,892
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    274
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    It was a vibrant, sunny morning when you had woken up and thought on a whim, ‘Throw everything you’ve got at me, universe. For once in my miserable lifetime, I’m absolutely positive that I can take it.’

    Three hours later, when you found yourself pinned between the asphalt and a car smack outside a burning city, in desperate need of painkillers, a weapon, and possibly an amputation, you screamed curses at the same entity for being so damn cruel.

    The universe, being the smug, tyrannical motherfucker it has been and always will be, seemed to shrug back and say, "Well sorry, Vantas."

     

    "You asked for it."

    Language:
    English
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    32,904
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    890
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    Your name is Jane Crocker and this is the last case.

    In which Dirk Strider is acting weird, John Egbert has manly mangrit, Calliope is Down For The Count, Roxy Lalonde is the best friend ever, Karkat Vantas needs his punch card stamped, Dave Strider has a beautiful baby, Doc Scratch returns, and Jane Crocker's most formidable foe may actually be herself.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    364
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    Every 100 years during the summer solstice someone has the “dream” it's different with each person who is chosen but whoever receives the dream that night gets to ascend the stairs and live with the gods to be their servant for as long as they need. Its supposed to be this whole celebration but it terrifies you, leaving your family and friends to do the bidding of some celestial bodies you’ve never met.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,787
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1066
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    4 kids, 1 fate: will they survive or they will be turned into the same abominations that are their guardians. Based on the Heinoustuck AU, this is my first fanfic and I hope that it will be successfull. Feel free to comment and criticize it! =) (Sorry for some mispelling)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,730
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    88
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    Karkat Vantas is just a mutant at the Treshecutioner Academy, who just wished his life could be as simple and funny as a romcom. However, when the Empress starts planning her public wedding, as a personal friend he gets wrapped up in royalty, rustbloods, and exploding cakes. There are only about 8 billion quadrants involved(Thanks, Vriska!), but a romcom is what he asked for... right?

     

    A.K.A a fanfic author's attempt at writing a cliche RomCom fic Alternian style, where everyone is a troll, and there are way too many tags!

    Updates will be frequent, and I promise to not make this too long. Enjoy, I've been wanting to do this forever!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,245
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    569
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    The best things are short and sweet, or so they say. But theirs was long in all sense of the word, and neither of the word, and neither of them wuld ever have it any other way.
    (Or, alternatively: It's All Shits And Giggles Until Somebody Giggles And Shits.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    647
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    132
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    When news of the famed explorer Jake Harley's death spreads to the suburbs of Washington, John and his dad take in the girl he left behind. Promptbound fill.

    Language:
    English
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    27,815
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    881
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    John Egbert is the Heir to a vast kingdom, his power to play the wind giving him a light and carefree personality. Karkat Vantas is a peasant boy who enlists to become a Knight, his power to use his blood only to protect others giving him the coveted position of bodyguard to the young Heir. How will these two react to one another as they are forced to work together with the onslaught of war on their hands?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,782
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    878
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    Their first winter together back in the real world.

    In which Dave is a drama queen, Jade stirs up some shenanigans, Rose is amused, and John tries to make cakes not happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    135
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    Jade, listen.
    You are nine years old.
    Nine year olds do not build perfect rafts in 57 minutes out of some firewood and rope they found on that weird cat mummy they encountered upon in their giant mansion.
    Nine year olds, when doing this, instead make poorly-built rafts.
    . . . . . .
    Jade, if you didn't get what I'm saying, that thing is probably going to sink.
    Jade, stop. Jade, this is a bad idea.
    . . .
    Woah. Wait. Are you seriously pushing that thing into the sea?
    Jade, what.
    Jade.
    Jaaaade.
    . . .
    Jade, do not jump on that raft.
    . . .
    Jade, I command you to jump off that raft and swim back to your island right now. This is for your own good, Jade.
    Jade there is a storm. Right there. Jade no.
    Sighhhhh.
    It is a regretful, woeful life, being outside the fourth wall.
    It is most certainly regretful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,575
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    943
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    rose has been hallucinating since she was six, john has been medicated since he was eight, jade's movements are always strange and jerky, and dave couldn't cry at a funeral if you paid him. they're all fucked up in the worst ways, but they're trying their hardest.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,556
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    207
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    Summary

    Better stick games with your dog, through physics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    61

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