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    Jade, listen. You are nine years old.
    Nine year olds do not build perfect rafts in 45 minutes out of some firewood and rope they found on that weird cat mummy in their giant mansion.
    Nine year olds, when doing this, instead make poorly-built rafts.
    Jade, if you didn't get what I'm saying, that thing is probably going to sink.
    Are you seriously pushing that thing into the sea?
    Jade.
    Jade, do not jump on to that raft.
    Jade, I command you to jump off that raft and swim back to your island right now.
    Sigh.
    It is a regretful, woeful life being outside the fourth wall.
    It is most certainly regretful.

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    3/?
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    3
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    12
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    John Egbert, recent migrant to the town of Silverchurch, finds himself employed as the mildly unwilling assistant to Terezi Pyrope, an eccentric private detective, who spends most of her time solving supernatural mysteries and just basically acting weird. Together, they must work to bring a serial murderer to justice, survive life in a nineteenth century alternate universe, and possibly find hate-love???

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    27,672
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    9
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    16
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    3
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
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    910
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    1019
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    207
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    Dave has a very loud conversation on the phone in a very public place, to the amusement and mild horror of other shoppers.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    349
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    174,347
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    248
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    363
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    8499
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqgeBlUyoKo based off of this lovely song by this wonderful band. uwu

    In which Dave is an absolute player and a certain bunnyboy doesn't know, and the crabkid is mentioned.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    437
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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck based on an rp with my pal Tess (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    679
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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

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    English
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    25,618
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    771
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    Your name is John Egbert, and today was a pretty normal day until your dad told you to get in the car and run.

    Now, you're on a wild cross-country road trip, fleeing someone who wants you and all your friends dead, or worse.

    You're starting to be able to do some pretty weird stuff.

    And on top of everything, you think you probably missed your History exam.

    ((Government Conspiracy AU))

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,081
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    870
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    (Heavenstuck AU)

    In which Kanaya is an angel, Karkat is a human, and together they attempt to fix everything wrong with the world as we know it.

    Well, kind of.

    Or, that one story where there are two very different Crowleys, Aziraphale doesn't quite know what's going on, SucroCorp and Betty Crocker team up to enslave/eat humanity, Rose steals the Bentley, Jade is a bad-ass truck driver, dead people are resurrected, there are a ton of fallen angels to look after, and everyone is scrambling to prepare for Armageddon Round Three.

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    English
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    40,527
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    245
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    A Homestuck AU, in which the game never happened; three trolls were conscripted, then became deserters. Now, all of them are on the run as they try to prepare to take down a twisted regime. While not forgetting they are in the best sweeps of their lives. Followup to "Reprise".

    Series
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    English
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    213,653
    Chapters:
    53/?
    Comments:
    278
    Kudos:
    339
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    66
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    The Doctor hasn't been doing this for all that long... it was only a few months ago she stole Bec and decided to travel time and space. Well, mostly space. She's not very good with time. Rose and Dave get dragged along for the ride, mostly voluntarily. I mean, who wants to stay stuck at home when you can travel through space?

    Please welcome Jade Harley as THE DOCTOR! (and Bec, her blue box)

    Language:
    English
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    4,378
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    135
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    Your name is John Egbert. If you could, you would go back in time and tell Casey that she doesn't need to see her friend, because she sees him every single day at school. You are now stuck in this Mommy and Me group, even though you are NOT a mommy. You have noticed that there is another father here, and your mind notices too -- because it is now screaming, "oh shit, he's hot!" and you want to facepalm.

    Your name is Dave Strider. If you could, you would punch your twin sister in the face, because you are a single MALE and you don't want to be part of a fucking Mommy and Me group. Not even for the irony of it. You have taken note that you are not the only dumbfuck dad here, and holy shit, why is the other father so damn attractive? Shut up, you don't have a schoolgirl crush on a single father in a Mommy And Me group.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    John never expected an earthquake to hit his town. He didn't expect the tsunami that followed. And he definitely didn't expect the merman the waves left behind.

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    English
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    6,117
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    368
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    There are four parts to this fic

    Jake and Dirk
    Jane and Roxy
    John and Rose
    Jade and Dave

    The series starts getting better from here, I promise XD

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    English
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    2,142
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    3
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    125
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    Jade Harley left the orphanage she was taken in by and has been living in near enough poverty for four years.

    Yet she has her loyal dog Bec, and sometimes unexplainable things happen to her.

    Just coincidence, right?

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    1,570
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    3
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    You had high expectations for the man who finally took up your offer to work on the island, idle fancies of who he'd be to you, who he'd be at all.

    Mister Strider, it turns out, is exactly none of those things - But for the life of you you can't figure out why you no longer seem to mind.

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    English
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    6,024
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    I end up writing little drabbles almost nightly, figured I should probably post them. AUs and ships all over the place. Writing quality not guaranteed. XD

    They _do_ start getting longer (and hopefully better written) as time goes on. My apologies for all the short and/or nonsensical ones in-between.

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    When news of the famed explorer Jake Harley's death spreads to the suburbs of Washington, John and his dad take in the girl he left behind. Promptbound fill.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
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    4
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    562
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    When you moved to this boring, yet creepy town up in the dark woods with the Lalondes, you expected your life to be less than it was, especially since the school pushed you into this weird as hell field trip. Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and after the bus crash you haven't been the same...

    When you wished for a more exciting life within the territory while you wait to present you NEVER expected to find a busload of trouble coming your way, especially when your, 'busload of trouble' is now apart of the new pack everyone's talking about. Your name is, JOHN EGBERT and you can't just let this happen...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,062
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    329

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