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    Your name is John Egbert. If you could, you would go back in time and tell Casey that she doesn't need to see her friend, because she sees him every single day at school. You are now stuck in this Mommy and Me group, even though you are NOT a mommy. You have noticed that there is another father here, and your mind notices too -- because it is now screaming, "oh shit, he's hot!" and you want to facepalm.

    Your name is Dave Strider. If you could, you would punch your twin sister in the face, because you are a single MALE and you don't want to be part of a fucking Mommy and Me group. Not even for the irony of it. You have taken note that you are not the only dumbfuck dad here, and holy shit, why is the other father so damn attractive? Shut up, you don't have a schoolgirl crush on a single father in a Mommy And Me group.

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    3/?
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    86
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    8
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    26/?
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    41/?
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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck based on an rp with my pal Tess (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    9/?
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    72
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    52
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    13
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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

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    14/?
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    29
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    61
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    12
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    John never expected an earthquake to hit his town. He didn't expect the tsunami that followed. And he definitely didn't expect the merman the waves left behind.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    30
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    46
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    4
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    335
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    There are four parts to this fic

    Jake and Dirk
    Jane and Roxy
    John and Rose
    Jade and Dave

    The series starts getting better from here, I promise XD

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    2
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    Jade Harley left the orphanage she was taken in by and has been living in near enough poverty for four years.

    Yet she has her loyal dog Bec, and sometimes unexplainable things happen to her.

    Just coincidence, right?

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    2/2
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    Your name is John Egbert, and today was a pretty normal day until your dad told you to get in the car and run.

    Now, you're on a wild cross-country road trip, fleeing someone who wants you and all your friends dead, or worse.

    You're starting to be able to do some pretty weird stuff.

    And on top of everything, you think you probably missed your History exam.

    ((Government Conspiracy AU))

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    54
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    72
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    17
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    709
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    You had high expectations for the man who finally took up your offer to work on the island, idle fancies of who he'd be to you, who he'd be at all.

    Mister Strider, it turns out, is exactly none of those things - But for the life of you you can't figure out why you no longer seem to mind.

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    I end up writing little drabbles almost nightly, figured I should probably post them. AUs and ships all over the place. Writing quality not guaranteed. XD

    They _do_ start getting longer (and hopefully better written) as time goes on. My apologies for all the short and/or nonsensical ones in-between.

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    When news of the famed explorer Jake Harley's death spreads to the suburbs of Washington, John and his dad take in the girl he left behind. Promptbound fill.

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    7/?
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    6
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    24
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    4
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    555
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqgeBlUyoKo based off of this lovely song by this wonderful band. uwu

    In which Dave is an absolute player and a certain bunnyboy doesn't know, and the crabkid is mentioned.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    10
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Today is the day you finally get the scoop on Dave Strider.

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    21
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    In attempt to get a two thousand dollar reward, Dave discovers a great secret.

    ((I am terrible at summaries.))

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
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    25
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    2
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    310
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    let·ter
    ˈledər/
    noun
    a written, typed, or printed communication, especially one sent in an envelope by mail or messenger.

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    2/?
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    2
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    3
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    Upon returning to your apartment, there was a man, no, a young adult, who looked about your age, sleeping in the lobby among a small pile of luggage. There was this glaring silence in the empty lobby for a long moment, meanwhile you stared at the sleeping boy who was nearly in a coma. A very uncomfortable looking coma.

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    English
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    27,194
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
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    30
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    4
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    320
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    They have called you Leviathan Mother. She Who Has Ten Thousand Claws. The One in Relex. The Venomous Snake. But of all your uncountable names there is one which only fools and stalwarts fail to shudder at.

    Once upon a time you took on the mantle of the Witch of Life. But before that, before everything else, your name was Feferi Peixes.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    23
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    Karkat lives alone. He's no stranger to loneliness.
    Dave's best friend is acting weird. (er than normal.)
    John's cousin, twelve thousand times removed moves in. (or some big number like that.)

     

    (Originally 'Because Why Not')
    (Rating is because swearing.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1513
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    Your name is Roxy Lalonde and honestly, this day could've gone worse you guess

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    176

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