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    “Our crime against criminals lies in the fact that we treat them like rascals.”
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    When you've hit rock bottom in life, where do you go? Do you revel in corruption... or do you change?

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    11/?
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    30
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    59
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    9
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    1070
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    Whoever thought of of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

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    1/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    517
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    573
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    137
    Hits:
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    Sequel to Clarity.

    Dirk and Jake are slowly getting back to their relationship. The gang is back again, though this time... it might involve a hospital and dating!

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    1/1
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    4
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    1
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    48
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    Authors of notoriously poor Homestuck fanfiction are sent to a university run by the characters from the comic, where they will be instructed in the writing of acceptable fanfic. Sarcasm will be employed, buckets will be thrown, and the definition of "irony" will be debated.

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    6,521
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    7
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    14
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    Set in the post Sburb universe, the kids find themselves back on an Earth that has no idea that SBurb ever existed. The entire thing was a hoax set up by teenagers seeking media attention.
    The kids, based on how far they made it into the sburb universe, have varied forms of amnesia. Since John, Jade, Rose, and Dave made it the farthest inside the Sburb universe they remember the most. However, they find that no matter how hard they try, it's impossible to remember the trolls completely. Facing day to day life, they go through carrying the heaviest secrets of all. Not only was Sburb real, they have yet to be able to talk to the trolls in three years.
    The story now picks up on a familiar date in mid-April, where the kids fly to Houston to compete in a nation wide music fest and finally start to remember.

    Please Note that relationships haven't been developed yet and that the Alphas do not appear until Chapter Five.

    Part of the Refrain Universe. For best results, read Refrain first.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    7
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    57
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    11
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    925
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    Rose Lalonde, a budding writer, discovers a little troll rifling about in her bins and takes her in. (DISCLAIMER: this is not ufut/loophole canon even though its set in the same world)

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    3,111
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    2
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    Dave brings home a Friend and Bro has his doubts about the mysterious kid.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    127
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    COME FORTH FOUL, HELL-BITTEN WITCH. PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR HEGEMONY RESIGNED TO THE DUSTBIN.

    (Remember six month's ago when I said I had another, larger jadefest gift for you?)

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    English
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    0
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    2/2
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    8
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    50
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    19
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    Tony Stark is not Willie Wonka, even if he has the last of the Oompa Loompas (Trolls) in his basement.

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    27,420
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    189
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    255
    Bookmarks:
    69
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    When news of the famed explorer Jake Harley's death spreads to the suburbs of Washington, John and his dad take in the girl he left behind. Promptbound fill.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    6
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    This Unit's registered designation is BROBOT. You have no name. You are not human.
    Emotions are for humans. You want this glitch to stop.

    There is no glitch. Denial has proven useless.
    Your designation was BROBOT. You are regrettably human.

    Your former designation is irrelevant. You aren't a robot anymore.
    You chose a name. You like your name.

    You like strifing, felines, being included in a conversation, small spaces, collecting voice profiles, and flat soda.
    You dislike a specific shade of red, arachnid Lusii, bleeding, feeling tired, all things Betty Crocker, and sunburn.

    You are human, and that...
    That's okay.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Mapple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tirant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
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    19
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    2
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    607
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    a collection of shameless porn written by yours truly on impulse, in a variety of ship flavors. mostly vent writing from sleepless nights, made to take my mind off the fact that i'm trash at writing. each chapter is capable of standing alone. enjoy, or something.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    7
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    40
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    So many players dead. Lord English killed most of them.
    He pissed off the wrong group of teenagers.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    4
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    10
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    1
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    Introduction to Super John Galaxy

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    245
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    >Jaspers: Be a teenager for once

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    1/1
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    Hope is the thing with feathers,
    That perches in the soul
    And sings the tune without the words,
    And never stops, at all.

    And sweetest in the gale is heard,
    And sore must be the storm
    That could abash the little bird,
    That kept so many warm.

    I've heard it in the chillest land,
    And on the strangest sea
    Yet, never in extremity,
    It asked a crumb of me.

    --Hope, Emily Dickinson

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    Chapters:
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    Casey, ectobiological daughter of superheroes John and Dave, inherited the powers of Time and Wind from her fathers. However, when Caliborn changes the timeline and people start forgetting that heroes ever existed, Casey is forced to travel back in time and stop Caliborn in the past. Only when she goes back her fathers don't even know each other. Now not only must she must prevent Caliborn from ruining her parents' pasts and save the future, and she must convince her fathers that they love each other if she ever wants to exist.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,930
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    332

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