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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    1,105,381
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    780
    Kudos:
    816
    Bookmarks:
    183
    Hits:
    43901
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    The guardians find out what the kids have been up to and lay down the law.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    5,346
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    86
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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

    Language:
    English
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    16,161
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1075
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    115,375
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    5254
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    There’s a table with a cake and an old poster on it. A note is there. A computer on a desk is in the other corner, chair and DVD shelf and all. The chest is there too, another cake lies on it, with a hammer and nails on the floor.

    What.
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    Even in dream bubbles you usually have your god robes, and this is alarming.

    More alarming however, is the sudden vision of your mother humming to herself while preparing the velvet pillow right under your letter with a sigh of her own.

    This isn’t a dream bubble.
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    You blink under your shades. No, definitely not a dream bubble. You can’t be dead either, SBURB purgatory is way different than this; you have your millions of time clones to know that.

    But if it’s not a dream bubble, if you aren't dead....

    Then what the fuck is this?
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    Your body isn’t the same. Your god-tier dress isn’t on you. You’re younger, you’re wearing the atom shirt with a long skirt that’s supposed to be torn because you aren’t 13 anymore you’re supposed to be 16 what’s going on?

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    English
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    9,163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    52
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    The coven escorts John to the spirit world while searching for any clues against Betty Crocker.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,677
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    119
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    After Cancer's big reveal, the group begins to fraction. Rose desperately scrambles to keep everyone together.

    Series
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    English
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    8,786
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    214
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    Tony Stark is not Willie Wonka, even if he has the last of the Oompa Loompas (Trolls) in his basement.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,298
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    314
    Kudos:
    453
    Bookmarks:
    102
    Hits:
    6159
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    Rose: Come, listen to this sad tale, and don't forget to bring a handkerchief.
    Dave: it seems there was a witch in the land and it seems she fell in love with the knight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    120
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    Karkat lives alone. He's no stranger to loneliness.
    Dave's best friend is acting weird. (er than normal.)
    John's cousin, twelve thousand times removed moves in. (or some big number like that.)

     

    (Originally 'Because Why Not')
    (Rating is because swearing.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,955
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1107
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    High School isn't what everyone expected. To add to it it's a human/paranormal/troll high school. Yeah. With magic, quadrants and drama around every turn no one expects what happens next.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,202
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    225
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    The kids and trolls discover an entirely new game session being played by a finished loop of individuals when Addylaide Vindale, dead and then suddenly alive, appears in the troll's meteor.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    779
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    15
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    Your Name is Karkat Vantas, a 7 sweeps old troll kid, balancing yourself in earth, living a life of a human boy in training to become some dude or something in the near end of the bridge.
    But what is this? The bridge lies far from the edge of the road and incomplete. Leading you to obligating yourself for a few more sweeps to finish it and possibly paint it with the blood of your enemies, signifying your marks on the bridge as a sign of remembrance and gaining glory for crossing it.
    Basically, you are a high school student who's going to be some big deal when you grow up.

    Language:
    English
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    2,054
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    123
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    And so the witch cast a terrible curse on the Harley household, decreeing that the next born daughter to a daughter of Harley would be disfigured with the face of a hound, and that only the love of her own kind, til' death do they part, will break the curse.

    Now, after a hundred and fourty three years of pureblood Harley women failing to have daughters of their own, the curse would have left Jade Harley's mothers be, if it weren't for the invention of bone marrow babies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,935
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    224
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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck, written as always with my co-writer and rp specialist Abigail (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

    Language:
    English
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    6,763
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    327
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    A young male by the name David Eli Wilkerson or it used to be that until he was forced to become David Elizabeth Strider but now days you were just called Dave. He was currently writing in a notebook while his 'Brother' who was actually your kidnapper was out doing whatever it was he did. In this note book he was writing down on how it all began in hopes if some one found it they would remember who he was or be able to save him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,590
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    7113
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    Dirk “Bro” Strider is a responsible adult with almost six tons of dependent quadruped and a little bro away at summer camp for computer nerdlings. A possible eldritch abomination (aka Jenny Craig Greenteeth) just saw fit to move into his pasture and maul one of the kids that have been trespassing, kid in this case being an obnoxious, possibly teenage, mer-thing. Cue a normal-meeting-the-surreal-world-of-the-fae. Bro was never very good at normal anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,130
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    140
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    A short thing with no purpose of existence whatsoever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    351
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    32
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    So many players dead. Lord English killed most of them.
    He pissed off the wrong group of teenagers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,552
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    443
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    Summary

    Everything sucks. Everything is ruined.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,676
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    567

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