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    In which a newly bitten beta werewolf discusses his options for three chapters before finally meeting the wrong alpha werewolf and then getting his dumb ass in trouble with the mob. Features a few scenes of mild violence, a dead animal, and awkward attempts at flirting.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,016
    Chapters:
    4/9
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    119
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    It was a vibrant, sunny morning when you had woken up and thought on a whim, ‘Throw everything you’ve got at me, universe. For once in my miserable lifetime, I’m absolutely positive that I can take it.’

    Three hours later, when you found yourself pinned between the asphalt and a car smack outside a burning city, in desperate need of painkillers, a weapon, and possibly an amputation, you found yourself screaming curses at the same entity for being so damn cruel.

    The universe, being the smug, tyrannical motherfucker it has been and always will be, seemed to shrug back and say, 'Well sorry, Vantas.'

     

    'You asked for it.'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,338
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    293
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    As they near the court yard an eerie silence fills the halls. Their tracks are stopped as they run through the opened entrance. The large number of Hunter’s and Capturer’s set in the one place was overwhelming, but what really shocked John, was the number of Demon’s atop the surrounding walls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,382
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    275
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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapter-fic, with a bit of a twist.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,331
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1266
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqgeBlUyoKo based off of this lovely song by this wonderful band. uwu

    In which Dave is an absolute player and a certain bunnyboy doesn't know, and the crabkid is mentioned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,869
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    637
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    Real Men Wear Tights AU

    Dave is mute and his best friend is missing. And if you don't think that's bad, his brothers are jerks and one of them can guess what he's thinking. So, the youngest, palest Strider goes out to the middle of the ocean to find his friend with his brother, a half dog, and his brother's... something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,796
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    289
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    In which a teenage boy goes wandering in the woods at night with a friend, suffers an animal attack, and then begins to experience strange changes. Features one screaming girl, a mysterious case of sudden onset color-blindness, unexplained athletic ability, three attempts on the main character's life, and inconvenient hormones.
    (Homestuck characters in Teen Wolf universe.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,959
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    128
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    230,126
    Chapters:
    55/55
    Comments:
    387
    Kudos:
    549
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    11772
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    in which the ending isn't really the end and no one's quite as happy as they thought they would be.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,728
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    60
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    Karkat used to think a lot about destiny, or about fate. Grand purpose, or untimely death. He was always anchored, as if by a rope, to some nebulous point in time, dragging himself forward, hand over hand, to reach it.

    Worrying about the future comes naturally to him. Loving the present, though.

    That's what Dave is for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,024
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    353
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    Jade, listen.
    You are nine years old.
    Nine year olds do not build perfect rafts in 57 minutes out of some firewood and rope they found on that weird cat mummy they encountered upon in their giant mansion.
    Nine year olds, when doing this, instead make poorly-built rafts.
    . . . . . .
    Jade, if you didn't get what I'm saying, that thing is probably going to sink.
    Jade, stop. Jade, this is a bad idea.
    . . .
    Woah. Wait. Are you seriously pushing that thing into the sea?
    Jade, what.
    Jade.
    Jaaaade.
    . . .
    Jade, do not jump on that raft.
    . . .
    Jade, I command you to jump off that raft and swim back to your island right now. This is for your own good, Jade.
    Jade there is a storm. Right there. Jade no.
    Sighhhhh.
    It is a regretful, woeful life, being outside the fourth wall.
    It is most certainly regretful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,907
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    690
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    Feeling trapped was arguably the worst part of the apocalypse. It was the one universal consistency. Trapped by the island, trapped by desire, trapped by obligation. Hell on earth wasn't supposed to be so complicated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,579
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    428
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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,487
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    15266
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    A young male by the name David Eli Wilkerson or it used to be that until he was forced to become David Elizabeth Strider but now days you were just called Dave. He was currently writing in a notebook while his 'Brother' who was actually your kidnapper was out doing whatever it was he did. In this note book he was writing down on how it all began in hopes if some one found it they would remember who he was or be able to save him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,024
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    276
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    14651
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    Your name is John Egbert, and today was a pretty normal day until your dad told you to get in the car and run.

    Now, you're on a wild cross-country road trip, fleeing someone who wants you and all your friends dead, or worse.

    You're starting to be able to do some pretty weird stuff.

    And on top of everything, you think you probably missed your History exam.

    ((Government Conspiracy AU))

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,088
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2020
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    Roxy, a wizard without roots, wanders the world with her black cat until one day she comes across a cottage in the woods surrounded by pumpkins and a witch with a green thumb and greener eyes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,562
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    50
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you are a KINDERGARTEN TEACHER.

    (A kindergarten AU fan-adventure with badly-drawn pictures panels that are works of art and sometimes animated!!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,684
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    379
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    7712
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    You sit alone with your dog, because, well, it’s not like there’s anyone else for you to hang out with...

    Merry frickin’ Christmas, Jade.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,082
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    30
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    Mom and Dad are happily married with their four beautiful children, John, Rose, Dave, and Jade. Christmas has arrived, and it is time for fun and family.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,615
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    62
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    Summary

    Dave brings home a Friend and Bro has his doubts about the mysterious kid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,296
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    4341

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