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    au: jake forgets his umbrella. a handsome stranger lends him one. jake is supposed to give the umbrella back but keeps it. a year later dirk strider looks up in the grocery store and says, "youre the asshole who stole my umbrella!"

    Otherwise known as my friends need to stop giving me inspiration.

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    776
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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    12
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    1
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    A collection of requests from my Tumblr.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    25
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    2
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    Real Men Wear Tights AU

    Dave is mute and his best friend is missing. And if you don't think that's bad, his brothers are jerks and one of them can guess what he's thinking. So, the youngest, palest Strider goes out to the middle of the ocean to find his friend with his brother, a half dog, and his brother's... something.

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    37,823
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    21
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    936
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    Twin Paradox: A thought experiment involving two identical twins. One twin stays at home on Earth, the second journeys through space in an ultra-fast rocket. Upon returning home, the travelling twin finds that the twin left behind has considerably aged more.

    Dave’s life is markedly different from his twin sister’s, but it takes filling her shoes and meeting a second pair of twins to understand the differences that matter, those that don’t, and the true meaning of synchronism.

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    English
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    45,069
    Chapters:
    3/13
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1111
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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapter-fic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures.]

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    English
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    55,013
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    283
    Kudos:
    495
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    6299
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    Basically SDR2 but with Homestuck characters.
    Under the premise of chibigaia's Danganstuck AU (basically meant to be a sequel)
    http://ask-the-english-adventurer.tumblr.com/tagged/danganstuck/chrono

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    English
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    576
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    21
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    No, seriously, I dont. We're living in a goddamn town not a city. Unless you wanna change it into Town Lights but that just sounds stupid. But I think I'm gonna roll with City Lights because it sounds cool.

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    English
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    37,225
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    843
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    When news of the famed explorer Jake Harley's death spreads to the suburbs of Washington, John and his dad take in the girl he left behind. Promptbound fill.

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    30,247
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1030
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    It's hard being a kid and no one understands. Except it's not just the kids having problems, and everyone understands.

    Dave's living off campus, Rose is back on her feet, Roxy's got too much on her plate, and Dirk has no idea what's coming. Friendships change, relationships grow, and The Mayor's friendship remains a universal constant.

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    English
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    8,195
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    273
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    Anonymous asked: Jade discovers that every time she orgasms one of her limbs vanishes (legs, then arms). She also discovers she has an amputee fetish and becomes incredibly horny.

     

    The combination of Jade losing a limb when she orgasms and her being turned on by not having said limb anymore is not conducive to Jade keeping her remaining limbs for very long.

    Featuring multiple endings (4 so far).

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    2641
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    The sky was blue.

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    English
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    341
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    17
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    Today, the 13 of april, is this young boys birthday. But it feels like something will go terribly wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    7,484
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    170
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    All my fills from the bonus rounds! These will be posted slowly. Also, they're from four years ago.

    Some of them might be expanded on, eventually.

    Language:
    English
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    11,020
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    332
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    The Wolf King discovers a tiny human cub in the forest. Fourteen years later, he is forced to try and pick a side: humans or animals?

    Language:
    English
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    880
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Two kingdoms, both alike in dignity, in fair Skaia where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean because blood tends to stain. From forth the fatal loins of these foes, a bunch of confused shit heads ruin their own lives, whose misadventured and screwed up horse shit doth lead to love and hella sweet strife. The fearful passage of their dunkassery and the continuance of the High Blood’s rage, which, but being murdered or something, I don’t know, naught could remove, is now the traffic of your browser history- the which, if you with a slight obsession with this fandom will attend, what here shall miss, our heroes shall strive to not fuck up.

    A Medieval AU full of prophecy, magic, regicide, dark secrets, and of course the occasional new found love.

    Rating may change.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,676
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    539
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    In the land of Hyrule, darkness is stirring. Only the hero of legend could possibly stop the impending doom of the land. The Great Deku Tree sends the only fairy left, who happens to be rather shouty, to retrieve the girl to save the day. At least, that's what he hopes will happen. In all honesty, the Deku Tree is sure that things are going to get pretty ridiculous pretty quickly.

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    English
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    7,907
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    355
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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,297
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    22858
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    The one where Jade and Jake accidentally fall into a dimension where there's monsters, demons and possibly dragons...

    Part of a series, this is going to be great. My betas keep yelling sex pollen at me.... ?

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    English
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    2,827
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    37
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    I dont know how to explain this

    Language:
    English
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    148
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    18
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    Language:
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    5
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