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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    1,141,509
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    862
    Kudos:
    886
    Bookmarks:
    187
    Hits:
    46477
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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,454
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    272
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    Dave returns to the apartment he shares with Jade and considers various aspects of it. Jade returns home, and he then thinks on their relationship, on how the two of them fit together so wonderfully. Today might not have been the best day for Dave, in some respects, but he knows of no better way to end it than like this, with Jade.

     

    Part of the Clinic AU, but can be read separately.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,067
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    74
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    Dirk “Bro” Strider is a responsible adult with almost six tons of dependent quadruped and a little bro away at summer camp for computer nerdlings. A possible eldritch abomination (aka Jenny Craig Greenteeth) just saw fit to move into his pasture and maul one of the kids that have been trespassing, kid in this case being an obnoxious, possibly teenage, mer-thing. Cue a normal-meeting-the-surreal-world-of-the-fae. Bro was never very good at normal anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,721
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    226
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    In which Dave and Jade try to tiptoe around their careers only to face-plant right into the sidewalk of love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,002
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    72
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    134,509
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    6149
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    This Unit's registered designation is STRIFE-BOT_111 [BROBOT]. You have no name. You are not human.
    Emotions are for humans. You want this glitch to stop.

    There is no glitch. Denial has proven useless.
    Your designation was BROBOT. You are regrettably human.

    Your former designation is irrelevant. You aren't a robot anymore.
    You chose a name. You like your name.

    You like strifing, felines, being included in a conversation, small spaces, collecting profile data, and flat soda.
    You dislike a specific shade of red, arachnid Lusii, bleeding, feeling tired, all things Betty Crocker, and sunburn.

    You are human, and that...
    That's okay.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,511
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1468
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    Karkat lives alone. He's no stranger to loneliness.
    Dave's best friend is acting weird. (er than normal.)
    John's cousin, twelve thousand times removed moves in. (or some big number like that.)

     

    (Originally 'Because Why Not')
    (Rating is because swearing.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,577
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1321
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    Even though it seems impossible for John and Dave to communicate, they form a close bond through having people translate Dave's words for John, or by just sitting together and listening to music. However, Dave finds a way to get the message he wants to give to John across without the help of a translator.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,035
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    278
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    A bit of Zombiestuck? Had this idea stuck in my head for a few days and decided to see where this goes! Hope you enjoy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,140
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    960
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    The guardians find out what the kids have been up to and lay down the law.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,346
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    10
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    117
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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,162
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1148
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    There’s a table with a cake and an old poster on it. A note is there. A computer on a desk is in the other corner, chair and DVD shelf and all. The chest is there too, another cake lies on it, with a hammer and nails on the floor.

    What.
    -
    Even in dream bubbles you usually have your god robes, and this is alarming.

    More alarming however, is the sudden vision of your mother humming to herself while preparing the velvet pillow right under your letter with a sigh of her own.

    This isn’t a dream bubble.
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    You blink under your shades. No, definitely not a dream bubble. You can’t be dead either, SBURB purgatory is way different than this; you have your millions of time clones to know that.

    But if it’s not a dream bubble, if you aren't dead....

    Then what the fuck is this?
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    Your body isn’t the same. Your god-tier dress isn’t on you. You’re younger, you’re wearing the atom shirt with a long skirt that’s supposed to be torn because you aren’t 13 anymore you’re supposed to be 16 what’s going on?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    99
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    The coven escorts John to the spirit world while searching for any clues against Betty Crocker.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,677
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    141
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    After Cancer's big reveal, the group begins to fraction. Rose desperately scrambles to keep everyone together.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,786
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    245
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    Tony Stark is not Willie Wonka, even if he has the last of the Oompa Loompas (Trolls) in his basement.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,298
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    323
    Kudos:
    475
    Bookmarks:
    109
    Hits:
    6583
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    Rose: Come, listen to this sad tale, and don't forget to bring a handkerchief.
    Dave: it seems there was a witch in the land and it seems she fell in love with the knight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    173
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    High School isn't what everyone expected. To add to it it's a human/paranormal/troll high school. Yeah. With magic, quadrants and drama around every turn no one expects what happens next.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,202
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    270
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    The kids and trolls discover an entirely new game session being played by a finished loop of individuals when Addylaide Vindale, dead and then suddenly alive, appears in the troll's meteor.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    779
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    15
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    Your Name is Karkat Vantas, a 7 sweeps old troll kid, balancing yourself in earth, living a life of a human boy in training to become some dude or something in the near end of the bridge.
    But what is this? The bridge lies far from the edge of the road and incomplete. Leading you to obligating yourself for a few more sweeps to finish it and possibly paint it with the blood of your enemies, signifying your marks on the bridge as a sign of remembrance and gaining glory for crossing it.
    Basically, you are a high school student who's going to be some big deal when you grow up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,054
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    131

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