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    The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. The same question rises in every soul: "For what, for whom, must I kill and be killed?"

    ...Or, a classic approach to stubbornness.

    Language:
    English
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    72,163
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    671
    Kudos:
    726
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
    16551
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    Nori started cross-dressing to bring in money eighty years ago. Now at age 87 he finds himself a single virgin Khazad dam with the tastes of Khazad male who prefers their own gender. To make matters worse his One is the guardsman who tried to catch him at his thieving tricks and hates him. His beloved baby brother Ori is soon to be engaged- that is if they can kill Smaug and reclaim their lost kingdom of Erebor. Nori just wants to see Ori happy before he disappears and takes his family’s shame with him. He really wishes that he could see Dori happy before he leaves for good. Now he has to join in this fool's quest and hope that he can live in close quarters with twelve male Khazad-dim without having his secret discovered. Would Ori stop nearly spilling it?

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    62,435
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    5907
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    In which Harry and Louis are broken up, Louis is acting like an ass, and Harry learns he has only six months to live.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,350
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2265
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    Duty separates Fili and Bilbo following the Battle of the Five Armies. While Thorin fights for his life and Kili fights to hold Erebor together, Fili leaves on a mission to procure food to see the inhabitants of Erebor through the winter. Bilbo is left alone, torn between his friends and his loyalty to Fili, he struggles to find his place in an Erebor that is led by Kili…

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,085
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    278
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    They had expected brown eyes—hazel eyes were a stretch. They expected this of course after the child’s eyes lost their newborn blue. A blue gazed at them. But the eyes were foggy, clouded. Bungo’s eyebrows furrowed as he reached out and brushed a finger over the delicate lashes; hoped it was something to do with the trauma of birth. But when the baby blinked, her eyes rolled about in their sockets and it took a long moment for them to focus back onto her parents once more.

    On hiatus

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,571
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    5205
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    Stone-sense, culture clash, plenty of porn, and the enigma of Nori: the Quest, as experienced by Dwalin son of Fundin, Company Master-at-Arms and Defense.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    112,209
    Chapters:
    96/?
    Comments:
    1191
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    9237
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    It isn't James' job to know what's best for Jeremy, not in this. It's only his job to ask, and to trust that if it's possible, he will get it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    147
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    "Would you believe that, Your Honor? She tripped and fell on a knife. Twenty seven times."

    Or

    The one where Louis is a dick, Harry is falling apart, Zayn is overprotective, Niall is afraid of arguments, Liam has ho idea whats going on, Grimmy is saving the day, Ed is the bro we all need and Perrie is the chillest person around. And, of course, Eleanor is hated by everyone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,649
    Chapters:
    12/42
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    840
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    In which Harry is One Direction's member Liam Payne's model boyfriend who is going to a photo shoot in the Netherlands. Liam being the amazing boyfriend he is decides to surprise his boyfriend. Just one problem results from this solution...he must bring his beard Sophia along.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,067
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    211
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    When Avery brings home her boyfriend for the first time everything in the Hanson clan may come undone or well everything close to Avery and Zac as they both slowly realize they are more alike than they thought[or the Shit, I fancy my sister’s boyfriend au]

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    English
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    3,835
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    18
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    Yla's son has never been easy to deal with. More than once she's nearly ripped out her beard! But even a crusty, gruff Dwarf mother will forgive her only son much when it comes to heartbreak and love.

    ...only this time, Gimli's gone returned from war with an Elf in tow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,379
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1272
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    They all knew what they felt really wasn't acceptable to everyone around them. But hey, with a bit of pretending, everything could look okay and no one could notice, and they could go on with their dirty little secrets until...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,108
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1154
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    Blaine Anderson is not gay, even if he is obsessed with Kurt Hummel. He knows he will never be good enough to cheerio Kurt and he never expects Kurt to settle for a lima loser like him who had no plans for the future asides from fucking his in the closet lesbian girlfriend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,308
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2266
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    The story of the brothers Fili and Kili, from earliest childhood to the end of their life...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,978
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    477
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    Harry is an up-and-coming indie artist with social anxiety and more to his persona than he's letting on. He loves the coffee shop down the street, and it becomes even better when a pixie-haired, sparkling-eyed boy named Louis begins to work there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,753
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2541
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    Who was this woman, and what were her parting words to Thórin her brother, and to Fili and Kili her sons? On the eve of the quest for Erebor, two young dwarves receive their mother's blessing and are reborn as the heroes we know of renown. They take new names. They take for themselves the name of Dís.

    Language:
    English
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    2,562
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    54
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    Elf loves Dwarf.
    Dwarf loves Elf.

    …Not if Dwarf’s sister has anything to say about it! When Ása’s errant brother brings home his Elf husband after the War of the Ring, she is convinced her sisterly duties and her heritage mean she must break them apart. After all, it is a thing unheard of!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    307
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    Hawke carries himself like he's some sort of god, yet still looks at Anders like the mage is a divine being straight from the heavens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,327
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    126
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    Lottie and her sisters were tired of Louis's shit, or at least Lottie was. He left them, to go act, he left her. Does really think it's okay to come back? Like nothing happened.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,606
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    139
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    Misaki shows Usagi who's the manly one now. Lel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    485
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    66

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