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    A very serious multi-era fic about the Master's beards.

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    An assortment of ficlets from various tumblr prompts and rabid plotbunnies.

    Chapter 61: dance with me (Steve/Peggy)

    Chapter 62: go to sleep little babe (Steve, Tony, Darcy, Clint)

    Chapter 63: you mean you can't take less (Bucky, Steve, Darcy)

    Chapter 64: gasoline, saccharin (Steve/Darcy)

    Chapter 65: I’ve seen the paths that your eyes wander down (Darcy, Steve, Bucky)

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    John grows a beard. Sherlock really likes it.

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    Nori has secrets. Dwalin doesn't care.

    Now with Bifur-pr0n galore!

    (contains meditations on culture and invented dwarvish gender. see the tags. enjoy the show!)

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    Yeah, I should go outside a little more often.

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    Eames comes back after a business trip. Arthur missed him.

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    “That is the worst idea you’ve ever had,” Brad said, dutifully chugging back his seventeenth shot. “And I say that with full recollection of every other fucked up bullshit you’ve ever spewed in my presence, which is regrettably plentiful.”

    Or, well, that was what he meant to say, but what actually came out was: “That’s genius, you’re a genius,” which was why Ray Person was his friend. When drunk, Brad’s wires crossed in the worst possible way.

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    Dwarrowkind have always found beards sexy, so why does Thorin so strongly desire the little hobbit who has not a hair on his chin? Apparently, he needs to readjust his views on what is attractive.

    From a prompt on hobbit-kink (post 1, page 10)

    'Female dwarves look almost if not exactly like male dwarves, with their beards. Which means that on an evolutionary level, dwarves must have developed an appreciation for nice looking beards. The same way that elves go crazy for long, straight, L'Oréal commercial quality hair. Not just nature but also nurture comes into it, because dwarven society also tells them that a well groomed beard is sexay.

    So what's the deal with Thorin having the hots for Bilbo? It's true, Thorin does, but he somehow has to justify this to himself/the other dwarves. Cos there's no beard on that cute face, not even a potential for one! And worst of all - he likes it! If one is a right kinky dwarf, one could say that a smooth face feels even better under your fingertips than a scratchy beard! Not that Thorin would say that out loud. Or would he?

    It's the equivalent of a straight man having a gay crisis, in a way. Everything he thought was a desirable mate has been turned on its head.'

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    Yâsithâlh barufur, zyungur; yâsithâlh gem.
    Those that marry with family, with love; those that marry three.

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    On the long road to the Lonely Mountain, Bilbo Baggins was becoming quite the scholar of Dwarven customs, whether she liked it or not. It often felt as much a curse as it did a blessing, but as this quest proved, her boldness and curiosity had a nasty habit of overriding her good sense.

    And, of course, her ill-considered fascination with one burly dwarf in particular was simply another example of that.

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    In the Blue Mountains, the Dwarves of Erebor find a settlement after thirty years of wandering and seven years of devastating warfare. But the course of exile never was a smooth one and the mantle of kingship can be more of a burden than a boon. Friendships are formed and tested, family is torn asunder and re-knit, and something like a new life is created here, in the Ered Luin.

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    “I don’t know,” Steve said, after Tony finished a six-minute ode to The Dude’s beard. “I mean, I’m not really a fan of beards.”

    Tony gave Steve a look of such horror that Steve almost wondered if he’d misspoken and casually mentioned that he’d been tossing puppies off the top floor of Stark Tower.

    “You’re not,” he said, “a fan of beards? I mean – but you like my beard.”

    Steve tilted his head. “Uh. No, not really a fan of yours, either.”

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    Just a collection of Rule 63!Dworin ficlets, drabbles and assorted snippets from a half-formed AU.

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    The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. The same question rises in every soul: "For what, for whom, must I kill and be killed?"

    ...Or else, a classical approach to stubbornness.

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    Surprisingly it only took two years after their wedding for someone to cotton on to the fact that Balin was ridiculously infatuated with something about Bilbo other than the normal newlywed romance. Then again, dwarf women were a bit more observant than their men. Now they just need to get Bilbo to share her secret...

     

    Special Thanks to giff4088 for putting the idea in my head!

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    Prompt from BellarkeWritersNetwork on tumblr: Bellamy doesn't shave for a few days for whatever reason, and Clarke secretly loves it. (Credit: bansheeinthedark)

    It was going to be fluffy but then smut happened. Oops.

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    A discussion about beards and braids leads to Bilbo finding out how to flirt with a dwarf, tell him nice things about his beard.

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    Most Dwarves never marry. That can be attributed to any number of factors, from uneven gender ratios to love of craft trumping love of romance.

    Fundin and Halldóra, having successfully navigated the rapids of courtship now turn their minds to marriage and, in doing so, weigh the pros and cons of pursuing an elopement.

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    Forty years after several great Corsair fleets were decimated at the hands of the Gondorians, Umbar is beset with waves of refugees fleeing the Southern lands of Harad. Gondor is attacking again: burning ports, looting towns, and spreading fear. Rumours are starting abroad and in the City that not only do they have their eye on the coastlands once more, but on new territory to the East: the mountains of the Orocarni, a rich, thriving trade hub and the home of the greatest of the dwarves, the Four Dwarven Clans - the Ironfists, Blacklocks, Stiffbeards, and Stonefoots.

    Now with the rise of Sauron starting up again, a group of dwarf-led resistance fighters have to struggle against the imperialism from the West and the darkness seeping into their homeland.

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    Life was going okay for Stiles after graduating from college, he came back to Beacon Hills, went through academy training, joined the Sheriff Station and became a Deputy for his dad, he saw everyone when they could come home and it was fine, even if he still saw black and white, even if all of his friends didn't. He was twenty-four, had a great job, had a nice apartment and drank coffee daily. It wasn't a bad life at all, a little boring yes, but not bad.

    Until the local library was robbed. Because seriously, who robs a library?

    He was in his shift and of course he was sent to deal with a couple of teenagers who can't keep their hands in their pockets.

    And of course that's how Stiles meets his soulmate.

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    Why does he love him so much? What is it that's driving him mad about this guy? He doesn't know. What he does know is that he has just one wish..

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