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    Louis's disappointed that he can't go to the BRIT Awards with Harry, but he understands Harry's obligations and he tolerates them. Instead he watches the proceedings at their flat with their daughter and best mates. However, he's not expecting Harry to be accompanied by the blonde model or his trip to the after-party with her that keeps him away longer. When Harry finally gets home, Louis's a little petulant and Harry's a little bewildered.

    (Or Harry doesn't understand why Louis's jealous of Paige when he's got Louis and their daughter to come home to.)

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    The one where Cronus is a greaser, Kankri becomes the junior class president, and just about everyone is secretly gay or bisexual. E for various things including language and smut. (Tracking on Tumblr as "just go with it cronkri" if you're of that persuasion.)

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    Walking out of the pricey New York salon she twirls for him “What do you think?” she asks her voice a little unsure. He weighs up how best to answer until he sees her face drop, of course she looks beautiful. Taking her hand in his he pulls her against his firm chest, kissing her deeply before looking into her warm brown eyes.

    “I think you look beautiful” he reassures her smiling affectionately down at her.

    “Really? I wasn’t sure about the bangs but they stylist insisted” there’s that questioning look again.

    “Really” he assures her kissing the crown of her head “In fact I can’t wait to get you home and show you just how beautiful you are” he whispers in her ear, his hot breath tickling her neck.

    Looping her arm through his she winks cheekily “Well what are we waiting for?”

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    Nori has secrets. Dwalin doesn't care.

    Now with Bifur-pr0n galore!

    (contains meditations on culture and invented dwarvish gender. see the tags. enjoy the show!)

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    The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. The same question rises in every soul: "For what, for whom, must I kill and be killed?"

    ...Or else, a classical approach to stubbornness.

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    8/?
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    37
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    A very serious multi-era fic about the Master's beards.

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    An assortment of ficlets from various tumblr prompts and rabid plotbunnies.

    Chapter 61: dance with me (Steve/Peggy)

    Chapter 62: go to sleep little babe (Steve, Tony, Darcy, Clint)

    Chapter 63: you mean you can't take less (Bucky, Steve, Darcy)

    Chapter 64: gasoline, saccharin (Steve/Darcy)

    Chapter 65: I’ve seen the paths that your eyes wander down (Darcy, Steve, Bucky)

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    John grows a beard. Sherlock really likes it.

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    Yeah, I should go outside a little more often.

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    Eames comes back after a business trip. Arthur missed him.

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    “That is the worst idea you’ve ever had,” Brad said, dutifully chugging back his seventeenth shot. “And I say that with full recollection of every other fucked up bullshit you’ve ever spewed in my presence, which is regrettably plentiful.”

    Or, well, that was what he meant to say, but what actually came out was: “That’s genius, you’re a genius,” which was why Ray Person was his friend. When drunk, Brad’s wires crossed in the worst possible way.

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    Dwarrowkind have always found beards sexy, so why does Thorin so strongly desire the little hobbit who has not a hair on his chin? Apparently, he needs to readjust his views on what is attractive.

    From a prompt on hobbit-kink (post 1, page 10)

    'Female dwarves look almost if not exactly like male dwarves, with their beards. Which means that on an evolutionary level, dwarves must have developed an appreciation for nice looking beards. The same way that elves go crazy for long, straight, L'Oréal commercial quality hair. Not just nature but also nurture comes into it, because dwarven society also tells them that a well groomed beard is sexay.

    So what's the deal with Thorin having the hots for Bilbo? It's true, Thorin does, but he somehow has to justify this to himself/the other dwarves. Cos there's no beard on that cute face, not even a potential for one! And worst of all - he likes it! If one is a right kinky dwarf, one could say that a smooth face feels even better under your fingertips than a scratchy beard! Not that Thorin would say that out loud. Or would he?

    It's the equivalent of a straight man having a gay crisis, in a way. Everything he thought was a desirable mate has been turned on its head.'

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    Yâsithâlh barufur, zyungur; yâsithâlh gem.
    Those that marry with family, with love; those that marry three.

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    On the long road to the Lonely Mountain, Bilbo Baggins was becoming quite the scholar of Dwarven customs, whether she liked it or not. It often felt as much a curse as it did a blessing, but as this quest proved, her boldness and curiosity had a nasty habit of overriding her good sense.

    And, of course, her ill-considered fascination with one burly dwarf in particular was simply another example of that.

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    6/?
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    In the Blue Mountains, the Dwarves of Erebor find a settlement after thirty years of wandering and seven years of devastating warfare. But the course of exile never was a smooth one and the mantle of kingship can be more of a burden than a boon. Friendships are formed and tested, family is torn asunder and re-knit, and something like a new life is created here, in the Ered Luin.

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    7/?
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    14
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    “I don’t know,” Steve said, after Tony finished a six-minute ode to The Dude’s beard. “I mean, I’m not really a fan of beards.”

    Tony gave Steve a look of such horror that Steve almost wondered if he’d misspoken and casually mentioned that he’d been tossing puppies off the top floor of Stark Tower.

    “You’re not,” he said, “a fan of beards? I mean – but you like my beard.”

    Steve tilted his head. “Uh. No, not really a fan of yours, either.”

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    Just a collection of Rule 63!Dworin ficlets, drabbles and assorted snippets from a half-formed AU.

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    7/?
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    22
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    Surprisingly it only took two years after their wedding for someone to cotton on to the fact that Balin was ridiculously infatuated with something about Bilbo other than the normal newlywed romance. Then again, dwarf women were a bit more observant than their men. Now they just need to get Bilbo to share her secret...

     

    Special Thanks to giff4088 for putting the idea in my head!

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    Prompt from BellarkeWritersNetwork on tumblr: Bellamy doesn't shave for a few days for whatever reason, and Clarke secretly loves it. (Credit: bansheeinthedark)

    It was going to be fluffy but then smut happened. Oops.

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    14
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    Marcus shaves off his beard. Joan is not happy. Inspired by a prompt by beanarie: sudden craving for fic where Marcus shaves his beard and Joan is like ok no more dates for like 1-3 weeks because you look TWELVE, which had to have been inspired by photos of Lucy Liu and Jon Michael Hill at a recent charity event, where he was clean-shaven. Slightly edited from its original posting on Tumblr a couple of days ago.

    Joanbell Fest 2014. Prompt, "age difference".

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    A discussion about beards and braids leads to Bilbo finding out how to flirt with a dwarf, tell him nice things about his beard.

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    26
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