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    "We'd like to know if you would be willing to go on a couple of dates with Harry."
    "Excuse me?" I was shocked.
    "Sorry, I should've introduced myself. My name is Katherine, I'm with Modest, as I said before, and, more specifically, I work with the band's public image. We need a clean-cut, normal girl for Harry to go out with and you and he seemed to have chemistry together. Enough chemistry that it would be believable."
    "You want me to date Harry Styles?"

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    16/?
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    45
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    6
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    The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. The same question rises in every soul: "For what, for whom, must I kill and be killed?"

    ...Or, a classic approach to stubbornness.

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    11/?
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    4
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    155
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    224
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    49
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    There's something a little bit different about Mycroft and Sherlock appears to be the last one to find out ... his brother has grown a beard and Sherlock has a rather unexpected reaction to it!

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    1/3
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    16
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    37
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    8
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    391
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    Stone-sense, culture clash, plenty of porn, and the veiled enigma known as Nori: the Quest, as experienced by Dwalin son of Fundin, Company Master-at-Arms and Defense.

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    49/?
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    536
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    114
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    14
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    3273
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    In the Blue Mountains, the Dwarves of Erebor find a settlement after thirty years of wandering and seven years of devastating warfare. But the course of exile never was a smooth one and the mantle of kingship can be more of a burden than a boon. Friendships are formed and tested, family is torn asunder and re-knit, and something like a new life is created here, in the Ered Luin.

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    8/?
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    15
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    1482
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    A mix between one shots, stories that go on for 5-15 chapters max, and just... that's it. It's a crossover between several fandoms, including Smosh, PewDiePie and Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter. There will be deaths, get over it though, because they will be alive in the next story.

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    1/?
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    It's a few hours before they'll reach Las Vegas, so Sam helps Steve into his new uniform. Before that, though, they argue, have sex, and say goodbye to Steve's new "facial foliage," with plenty of time to spare.

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    1/1
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    33
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    3
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    546
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    selected Demo/Spy fics that I've written, which now number in the thirties. (But I will graciously spare you the worst.) This particular collection consists of same-team dynamics: companionship, romance, friends with benefits, established relationships, and more.

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    4/?
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    3
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    7
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    80
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    This is an in-character story I wrote for a fan Homestuck panel I'm going to be on in the fall. Or a least I tried to make it in-character.

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    1/1
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    They all knew what they felt really wasn't acceptable to everyone around them. But hey, with a bit of pretending, everything could look okay and no one could notice, and they could go on with their dirty little secrets until...

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    2,442
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    8
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    146
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    An assortment of ficlets from various tumblr prompts and rabid plotbunnies.

    Chapter 61: dance with me (Steve/Peggy)

    Chapter 62: go to sleep little babe (Steve, Tony, Darcy, Clint)

    Chapter 63: you mean you can't take less (Bucky, Steve, Darcy)

    Chapter 64: gasoline, saccharin (Steve/Darcy)

    Chapter 65: I’ve seen the paths that your eyes wander down (Darcy, Steve, Bucky)

    Chapter 66: A scattering of stars (Steve/Darcy, Groot)

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    42,168
    Chapters:
    66/?
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    One fourteenth of a share was simply not worth this kind of aggravation.

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    4/4
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    36
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    3503
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    Most Dwarves never marry. That can be attributed to any number of factors, from uneven gender ratios to love of craft trumping love of romance.

    Fundin and Halldóra, having successfully navigated the rapids of courtship now turn their minds to marriage and, in doing so, weigh the pros and cons of pursuing an elopement.

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    28/?
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    Louis's disappointed that he can't go to the BRIT Awards with Harry, but he understands Harry's obligations and he tolerates them. Instead he watches the proceedings at their flat with their daughter and best mates. However, he's not expecting Harry to be accompanied by the blonde model or his trip to the after-party with her that keeps him away longer. When Harry finally gets home, Louis's a little petulant and Harry's a little bewildered.

    (Or Harry doesn't understand why Louis's jealous of Paige when he's got Louis and their daughter to come home to.)

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    1/1
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    10
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    57
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    5
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    1251
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    Walking out of the pricey New York salon she twirls for him “What do you think?” she asks her voice a little unsure. He weighs up how best to answer until he sees her face drop, of course she looks beautiful. Taking her hand in his he pulls her against his firm chest, kissing her deeply before looking into her warm brown eyes.

    “I think you look beautiful” he reassures her smiling affectionately down at her.

    “Really? I wasn’t sure about the bangs but they stylist insisted” there’s that questioning look again.

    “Really” he assures her kissing the crown of her head “In fact I can’t wait to get you home and show you just how beautiful you are” he whispers in her ear, his hot breath tickling her neck.

    Looping her arm through his she winks cheekily “Well what are we waiting for?”

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    John grows a beard. Sherlock really likes it.

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    1/1
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    49
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    320
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    88
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    Yeah, I should go outside a little more often.

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    512
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    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    88
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    “That is the worst idea you’ve ever had,” Brad said, dutifully chugging back his seventeenth shot. “And I say that with full recollection of every other fucked up bullshit you’ve ever spewed in my presence, which is regrettably plentiful.”

    Or, well, that was what he meant to say, but what actually came out was: “That’s genius, you’re a genius,” which was why Ray Person was his friend. When drunk, Brad’s wires crossed in the worst possible way.

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    1
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    Dwarrowkind have always found beards sexy, so why does Thorin so strongly desire the little hobbit who has not a hair on his chin? Apparently, he needs to readjust his views on what is attractive.

    From a prompt on hobbit-kink (post 1, page 10)

    'Female dwarves look almost if not exactly like male dwarves, with their beards. Which means that on an evolutionary level, dwarves must have developed an appreciation for nice looking beards. The same way that elves go crazy for long, straight, L'Oréal commercial quality hair. Not just nature but also nurture comes into it, because dwarven society also tells them that a well groomed beard is sexay.

    So what's the deal with Thorin having the hots for Bilbo? It's true, Thorin does, but he somehow has to justify this to himself/the other dwarves. Cos there's no beard on that cute face, not even a potential for one! And worst of all - he likes it! If one is a right kinky dwarf, one could say that a smooth face feels even better under your fingertips than a scratchy beard! Not that Thorin would say that out loud. Or would he?

    It's the equivalent of a straight man having a gay crisis, in a way. Everything he thought was a desirable mate has been turned on its head.'

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    1/1
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    4
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    Yâsithâlh barufur, zyungur; yâsithâlh gem.
    Those that marry with family, with love; those that marry three.

    -

    On the long road to the Lonely Mountain, Bilbo Baggins was becoming quite the scholar of Dwarven customs, whether she liked it or not. It often felt as much a curse as it did a blessing, but as this quest proved, her boldness and curiosity had a nasty habit of overriding her good sense.

    And, of course, her ill-considered fascination with one burly dwarf in particular was simply another example of that.

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    30,260
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    227
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    773
    Bookmarks:
    183
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    14874

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