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    Sequel to "Bushwhacked".

    Astrid's plans for a peaceful new start in Alaska - her life in California all but upended after the accident that Hound rescued her from - get thrown out the window when BREME, the Bureau for the Regulation of Extraterrestrial Machine Entities, a powerful and esoteric government organization that Hound had never mentioned before, makes an offer that she really can't refuse. So now, the two are trying to figure out how to just get through the day as a couple despite the US not officially recognizing that the Autobots exist, all while working for a lawless government agency on a classified project they barely know anything about. But something terrible is in the works: some mechs in the Starscream-led Decepticon ranks are planning a mutiny, and no life is too valuable to get between them and their escape from Earth.

    NOW WITH ILLUSTRATIONS~
    (Sort of. Between work, two comics, two blogs, two stories, and a Patreon, they're slow coming.)

    (Oh, and chapters with sexytimes marked with an asterisk, if you're into that sort of thing. Weirdos.)

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    20/22
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    A collection of prompts given to me by various people: Jazz/Bluestreak, Blaster/Bluestreak, Megatron/Optimus, Blurr/Shockwave, Bumblebee/Cosmos,...

    70. G1- Starscream/Ratchet- Forced Bonding
    71. Prime - Wheeljack/Bulkhead- Cleaning up a mess
    72. Prime - Bulkhead/Miko-turned-bot/wheeljack - “Bulkhead! Wheeljack! More! Frag me Wrecker style!”
    73. TFA - Megatron/Optimus Prime- In captivity
    74. G1- Breakdown/Prowl - You can’t hide.
    75. G1- Prowl/Jazz- Cultural Misunderstandings

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    75/?
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    Blaster is alone in his room on the Lost Light and he's looking back on some of his past relationships.

    2/4 for the TF Fall Challenge. This was written with the prompt: magical touch. And if the title doesn't tell you: I wrote this while listeing to Rebecca Sugar's Everything Stays

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    What happens to an asexually-reproducing species when it suddenly and unexpectedly becomes sexually-reproducing? How do you end a millions-of-years-long war? Compare and contrast humans and Cybertronians. Change or die. Also, see above quotation. This story is a biography of the OC Borealis on the surface, but is in fact about Optimus Prime – much in the way that when some people say, “As you wish,” what they really mean is, “I love you.” Prowl also decided to become a prominent character. :D

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    81/?
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    Peace has finally come to Cybertron and a peace between the Autobots and Decepticons has occurred. However, 75 years later, Decepticons and Autobots get a letter asking them to attend the about to be open Hope's Peak Academy as teachers for the new students. They go, however, they end up trapped in the academy and the only way out is to kill each other. Oh, and there's a talking bear as the headmaster.

    Current Chapter: Chapter 6: Coward

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    In which Hound reveals that he really, REALLY wants to show Astrid off to another Autobot, and it just so happens that a couple of his friends will be in town for a few days.

    Maybe canon, but probably not. I can't imagine where this would have fit in, honestly, though it's definitely after their second visit to the Ark where she has that talk with Teebs about Hound's "fascination". I really just wanted an excuse to write more smut between them because the Jeep is turning out to have a voracious appetite for all manner of human-flavored debauchery. So expect more of these steamy little one-shots in the future.

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    How exactly do you hide a giant robot for fifty years? Very, very carefully ....

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    Swindle's opening a restaurant and he needs employees.

    Current Chapter: Prowl

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    18/?
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    It’s December and Megatron makes an offer the Autobots can’t refuse

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    Four short ficlets based around word challenges.

    Written for the transficsation valentines challenge.

    Rose
    Original
    Sunrise
    Eegant

    First posted on Livejournal on 22/02/2007

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    Four short ficlets based around word challenges.

    Written for the transficsation valentines challenge.

    Kiss
    Image
    Sunset
    Song

    First posted on Livejournal on 19/02/2007

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    Star Saber, one of the greatest swordsmen in the galaxy, has left New Crystal City in Theophany to return to his native homeland of Cybertron in search for answers. However, he learns that his main objective is to comfort a dowager caught in an endless bereavement. Then random things happen and Star Saber must still fulfill this objective somehow.

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    40/40
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    Optimus Prime wishes to enlist the aid of the Nuns of the Solian Order to fight the Senate, and his former friend, Megatron. But the virgin Nuns require that he must first pass three trials...and then he must deflower them.

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    5/?
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    Unfinished random pairing drabbles.

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    When one of the humans brings a foreign creature onto the Ark, it will be up to the Minibots to mount a defense and keep both the animal and one of their own out of trouble.

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    Miles accidentally observes frolicking robots. He apologizes but isn’t really sorry.

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    Perceptor sings to Dani.

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    First Aid keeps his desires secret, confiding in a very few trusted friends. Captured by the Decepticons and sent to Combaticon HQ for interrogation, he learns his fantasies aren’t quite as secret as he’d thought.

    Contains: hard dubcon/noncon, rape fantasy, coercion, sticky, angst, mention of violence.

    This fic was inspired by this comment on the Kinkmeme.

    Massive thanks to 12drakon for encouragement, comments and critique <3

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    "His gun...how Warpath loves his gun... A mere scratch to his gun's barrel keeps him up, late into the night, polishing it away. When on occasion his gun is damaged seriously enough to impair her function, he is practically inconsolable for weeks."

    After that time, Warpath usually bounces back from his trauma and begins to socialize again. Something is different this time.

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    Ratchet was not grumpy. He was not bitter. He certainly wasn't a bully! So he had a bad temper and sometimes he threw things at people who were bothering him while he was trying to work... what was everyone making such a fuss about?!

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