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    What if Thorin was first instead of last to Bag End? And what if Bilbo had been expecting someone completely different?

    Bilbo Baggins may be a bachelor, but he still has needs. He has been corresponding with someone from Bree, and they have arranged a meeting at Bag End. Only when Bilbo opens the door, he hadn’t thought his partner was a dwarf. Or quite so handsome.

    Or, that one where Bilbo mistakes Thorin for his hookup and Thorin isn’t quite sure what to make of his prospective burglar propositioning him for sex. Misunderstandings are had, hair beads are lost, and Gandalf is left wondering how those two could fuck things up quite so badly before the quest even starts.

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    The story of Katara's interesting journey with the Avatar to the Northern Water Tribe. She must come to terms with her feelings for him as well as her sexual curiosities.

    This was the first fanfic I ever wrote (over three years ago), and my writing wasn't the best. It's mainly inspired by the Last Airbender movie. Even though the movie was mostly terrible, I liked the overall look of it. But other than a few specific references to events in the movie version (and maybe a brief reference or two to characters' skin color), this can be read as if it were based on the series, which I assume most people will do. Some of their ages are bumped up to match their ages in the movie, not that it really matters.

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    Princess Bubblegum and Marceline develop an awkward relationship.

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    Dean Winchester's the leading scorer for the Shotguns, one of the top hockey teams in the NHL. Everything's going great (if great is an apartment with your awkward best friend and an unholy amount of deeply repressed gaiety) until the 'guns biggest rivals, the Comets, get a new goalie. As far as Dean's concerned, Castiel Novak is a ninja in the net and, um, sex hair. When they finally meet and inevitably become friends, Dean realises it's going to be harder than expected to keep his personal life off the ice.
    This is the story of why you shouldn't check out the other team's keeper.
    (This is the story of why you should.)

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    Eren is a physical therapy student with a passion for martial arts. When he convinces his friends to join him at the local MMA gym, he meets an idol of his for the first time - Levi. There's an immediate attraction between the two of them, but things get off to a rocky start.

    Levi, on the other hand, is a career military man, who has been in the Canadian Special Forces almost half his life. He serves with a core team, including his partner Erwin, the other field agents Mike, Nanaba, Gunther, and the team at home, Hanji, Petra, and Oluo. He's too busy, and his life too complicated, to make time for a brat. No matter how pretty said brat's eyes are.

    In the end, life gets in the way before either man can really decide what they want, when Levi and Erwin are sent on a mission abroad. Erwin returns home... but Levi doesn't. Will the two men ever have a chance to see each other again?

    Tumblr: obsidian-aurora

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    Ron dies during a Quidditch game. It falls to his friends and family to prepare his body for eternal rest.

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    John isn't having a very successful day out hunting in the woods by his cabin, that is, until he stumbles across a trapped and injured something. The doctor in John can't just leave it there to die, so what else is he to do except take it home and try his best to care for it? He never could have predicted the kind of attachment that would grow out of such a strange encounter.

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    After being shot in the head, the Courier can't remember anything about who she was or where she's been. That suits Vulpes Inculta just fine. Now she can be whoever she wants.

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    Sam spies on Dean in the bathtub.

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    Sometimes, John has to remind Sherlock to act human. (One-shots that get progressively gayer as the story goes on.)

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    Oakley and his professor (reader) are surprisingly reunited years after their secret affair, only to reveal how their lives have changed, some for better, some for worse.

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    James T. Kirk is a Street Judge from New Philadelphia sent to Old New York to work on a serial murder case with origins in Philly. Joe Dredd hates his new partner, or does he?

    This is the first chapter of this series and will be updated every Sunday.

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    13/?
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    Stone-sense, culture clash, plenty of porn, and the veiled enigma known as Nori: the Quest, as experienced by Dwalin son of Fundin, Company Master-at-Arms and Defense.

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    50/?
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    In a universe where the only Gods that are worshipped are the Sex Gods (unusual men and women who are graced with this crazy ability for sex from the Great God), Eren Jaeger had a normal life, until one day he came across a market of sluts, and was mistaken as one. Levi, Humanity’s Strongest Sex God, takes a liking of the bright-eyed boy.

    And, of course, he’s fucked (in every sense you could think of).

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    Series
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    Kai desperately needs some relaxation and a shower after a hard live. Luckily, Uruha is more than happy to help out with both.

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    Lord Jarvis Thompson, Earl of Aitherton in the British Kingdom, has always been a bit of an eccentric. When he catches a young man failing at stealing from his kitchen, he takes pity on the stray and offers him a roof over his head and a bed to sleep in, in exchange for young Anthony to work off the damage he caused. Neither of them realises they're in too deep until it's too late.

    This fic is NOT historically accurate.

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    15/?
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    Cigarettes are ruining Mickey's life. (And his relationships)

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    Louis stares. He’s pretty sure his mouth drops. "You make it seem easy. Those moments people talk about, the ones that feel like getting hit with an anvil or whatever? Consider me hit."

     

    or the cliche one where Harry's mum and sister dies and Louis is so gone for him that by the time he finds out Louis falls out of love, kind of.

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    Bucky, despite standing in the back of the store staring at an entire wall of DVDs, still couldn’t quite fathom how he made it into a porn shop. Then again, there were a number of things that he couldn’t quite always imagine himself doing, and yet he happened upon such situations regardless. However, the porn shop was a new and—still undecided whether or not it was wanted—impressive feat

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    4/?
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    12
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