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    A man, a knife, and a demon in the form of Shaun Gilmore walk onto a tower. The results may surprise you!

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    For Tarvek, success will be hard work, but uncomplicated. Become a great magician, outstrip the competition, take charge of the government of the British Empire. Don't reveal your birth name, or fraternize with demons or commoners.

    Simple.

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    2/?
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    Gohan Son Jr. is really an actor named Bastion Gyurie who is walking the plank to forgotten stardom. He was all but prepared to accept his fate and slip away unnoticed into the dingy, tumbleweed-haunted, cobwebby shadows of honourable retirement. That is- until he receives a mysterious offer one day that has the potential to rescue him and his career from destitution. The only catch is: it’s of the homoerotic art film genre. Will switching from the wholesome genre to the explicit adult genre be the miracle that saves him or the axe that breaks him?

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    3/?
    Collections:
    1
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    4
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    13
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    2
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    172
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    - Run away from home? –
    Ptolemy starts. – What? –
    - Have you run away from home? – the voice repeats. A tall and confident figure emerges from the dark, leaning against the bench which Ptolemy is sitting on waiting for the bus.

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    545
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    2
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    4
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    35
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    Кому не захотелось бы погладить такого кота?

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    2
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    Grif is a djinn. A lazy djinn.
    He enjoys, in no particular order: human food, staying alive and functioning, not thinking about his past, remaining wholly and completely uninjured, and also taking 300 year long naps.
    His latest master, a magician going by the name 'Brian Simmons' has been doing everything in his power to threaten the things Grif enjoys.
    For something as small and petty as a promotion in a government job, no less.
    Grif isn't pleased, but at least he can eat spaghetti whenever he wants.

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    4/?
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    10
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    30
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    4
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    194
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    Post-ptolemy's Gate. The trio is well. However, an old forgotten enemy has risen yet again and seeks to use a even more a terrible Item that Nathaniel, who became a spirit, is charged with protecting along with a couple spirits. The only problem is that Kitty and Bartimaeus and Nathaniel all think the others are dead and that is very bad timing.

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    15,925
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    15/?
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    8
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    6
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    142
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    It´s halloween party and Bart and Faquarl are enjoying it a bit too much. The librarian assistant...not so much.

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    3
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    Kitty deals with the memory of somebody she didn't know.

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    1/1
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    4
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    16
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    4
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    Kitty Jones is living an ordinary life, but she's intrigued by the mysterious and possibly sinister behavior of her neighbors, the Underwoods. She convinces her best friend to sneak over their garden wall to investigate, to a disastrous end. Seeking answers and justice, Kitty is thrust into a world beyond her imagination, and beyond her greatest fears.

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    2,185
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    5
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    33
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    Orphaned at age six- pale and withdrawn Johnathan Drake (Nathaniel) must prove his worth as heir to a coveted family fortune he doesn’t even want. Throw in Simon Loveless (Lovelace), the step-uncle who thinks he never will; and Lemy Tolp (Ptolemy), the charming step-brother who outshines him in all departments; and happens to own the one thing Nathan really wants (but doesn't know it yet): the heart of his number one antagonist at school, Bartholomew Hughes (Bartimaeus). Will he take all or lose all?

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    English
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    4,175
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    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    3
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    2
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    61
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    Rincewind has the worst roomate ever. There is beer, gravity and some poor Chinese document. Rincewinds cries a lot. Bart is having fun. And Faquarl is just caught in the middle.
    Crack.

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    English
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    1/1
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    6
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    Bartimaeus the Great is suffering. His Mum thinks she is funny. Faquarl...just carries on. Meat pie is mentioned (several times).

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    Bart & co. in high school. You see Faquarl tends to stick to kitchen for some reasons and now Bartimaeus the Great (idiot) wants to know if it's really him who baked those meat pies. Yeah, crack fic like none other... xD

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    English
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    1
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    2
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    28
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    Faquarl sucks when it comes to technology. Bart doesn´t . Together, they plan and scheme. Khaba has some hard times awaiting him.

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    English
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    855
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    1/1
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    3
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    Bart is forced to sit next to Faquarl during a ride to London.

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    1/1
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    4
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    5
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    81
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    In which the agents of Lockwood and Co. find themselves chasing a mysteriously sarcastic djinni across London, only to stumble across a strange blue box containing a strange (and unfortunately not blue) man. Lockwood and Co., Doctor Who, the Bartimaeus Books, the Infernal Devices, and the Leviathan Trilogy combine.

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    English
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    890
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    112
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    A series of drabbles detailing the gang's adventures after "Three's A Company", with the possibility of seeing a few familiar faces. Bart/Ptol cuteness and platonic Nat/Kitty/Ptol/Bart. Any prompts greatly appreciated!

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    English
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    10,702
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Kudos:
    10
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    1
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    Nathaniel and Kitty are planning something. Bartimaeus doesn't know what, but he is fairly sure that it will result in a gargantuan mess. Whether he is right or not depends on the interpretation. Cross-posted on ff.net.

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    English
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    3,591
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    7
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    102
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    Birds of a feather are happy together. Kitty and Bartimaeus live and learn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,075
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    127

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