7 Works in Bartender Desmond Miles

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    Thalia "Monty" Montenegro was never meant to sit on the sidelines for the Templar vs. Assassin war. No, not when it has already taken so much from her. Not when it has taken so much from Desmond. Not when it can take so much more.

    With a vendetta against the Templars and a temper to match, Monty joins the Italy cell in their efforts to find the Apple of Eden. It's a race against time in search of clues from the past, but the biggest challenge come from the present, with the end of the world looming around the corner.

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    Death, as it turns out, is eerily quiet—and feels lot like face planting onto a stone floor.

    It also comes with dragons.

    A whole lot of dragons.

    In which the Eye brings Desmond to a world where magic is a thing, there are way weirder beings than the First Civ out there, and the alcohol sucks.

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    At this point, Desmond knew he shouldn't be surprised anymore. Sure, not waking up at the Great Bar of the Afterlife was a bummer, but then again, he should be used to the Ones Who Came Before (And Who Would Not Stop Meddling) throwing him a curveball. He just…didn’t think that included him to wake up 20 years in the past.

    (Well, he was here anyways. Might as well make the best of it.)

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    Desmond, indeed, was a find. He was that kind of guy you wanted to hang on to for the rest of your life. He was perfect.

    And that made you feel all the more miserable.

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    People seem to loose a lot of things in Vegas.
    Small things, like wedding rings, or something bigger, like their pride.
    But Altair had lost Kadar, and that's just too much.

    Or: Weird people keep walking into Desmond's bar and he ends up with a bunch of strangers trying the figure out what's going on.

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    The gang consisted of the following:

    Desmond Miles: a bartender who really needs a fucking break.

    Lucy Stillman: the only successful one out of their friends, landing a job in a prestigious, and slightly satanic, bio-medical company called Abstergo, where Desmond was pretty sure they had human experimentation.

    Shaun Hastings: a British historian asshole who thinks he's better than everyone and enjoys leaving passive aggressive sticky notes and most likely smokes tea.

    Rebecca Crane: the bisexual vegetarian pothead hacker that can make someone's bank account suffer, but usually spends her time looking for ways to humiliate Desmond in every way possible.

    An eccentric Welshman owns a pirate themed pub in Philadelphia and try to find their way in the world of work and relationships. But often, they can't get out of their own way, leading to uncomfortable situations, which usually get worse before they get better.

    Scratch that, they always get worse.

    Or, the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia AU you didn't think you wanted, but here it is.

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