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    Todd was the runt and the outcast his entire life. But then, finally, he was given the chance to prove himself.

    He never expected to be irreversibly changed by a thrall that didn't possess a lick of common sense and had to idea when to shut up.

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    Some people like to divide time neatly into past, present and future. But when you have time-traveled on at least two non-consecutive occasions, such distinctions might begin to blur; and when your past crashes uninvited into your present, just as you set out for your future, they just don’t apply anymore.

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    “Not now,” he said, feeling an overwhelming pulse of helplessness. It wasn’t fair. He had friends, people who actually cared for him. For the first time in his life he didn't feel alone. Why did it have to be now?

    **This is pretty much canon until we reach the end of season 1, at which point we've gone AU baby!**

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    6/?
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    52
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    3
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    593
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    Being dead is bad enough, the last thing that Todd needs is a self-proclaimed holistic detective moving into the house that he's supposed to be haunting. Unfortunately, that's exactly what Todd gets.

    Canon divergence, set about five years earlier than season one.

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    6/?
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    12
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    He had a bracelet around his wrist, that Amanda had tied there when they were older than kids, but younger than they were now. He had an earring in one ear, something he never pictured himself with. It was small and shiny and served multiple purposes and god, why was blood so warm? It should be cold, death was cold, why couldn’t blood be cold? There was a gun to his forehead, and he held his arms out on both sides and tried to make himself as best a shield he could.
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    Dirk Gently, minus the sci-fi elements. A lot of assassins and agents and CIA-ish stuff. I thought it would be fun to do something where the government was the main evil, and it turned into this.

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    5/?
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    22
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    29
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    3
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    405
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    AU Divergence

    After Amanda and Vogel escapes, she calls Farah and learns some grave news; not only is Dirk Gently missing, but her brother is apparently so as well. Together, the three of them come together to free their family and escape the CIA.

    However, some things are different. Very different. And Amanda needs to come to terms with them before she can move forward. But can she really just forgive and forget?

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    10/?
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    79
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1088
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    Now does every heartbeat
    Burn white heat in your blood
    I hope it doesn't matter
    I hope we swim up out of this flood

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    "Wait, not now, not yet.

    Bart sneers and bares her teeth at the guard pushing her inside the cell. She doesn't try to headbutt him or slam her shoulder against his throat. She could, but she doesn't. It's not time for that yet.

    Soon."

     

    or, bonus interlude; Bart has faith, and the Universe is lying in wait.

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    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Deleted Scene from 'It's Not Like You.'

    Bart and Dirk discuss Amanda during visitation.

    Quick drabble for Tumblr prompt in this universe.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Todd hadn’t really believed in the so-called masked vigilantes. He had seen the reports, first person accounts on social media detailing dramatic encounters with them – but these were few and far between, and in all honesty, to Todd, they just sounded like a plotline lifted straight out of a failed superhero movie. When a quick google search and perusal of the news channels gave him nothing on the topic, he had dismissed the tales of the masked vigilantes as a passing Internet phenomenon.

    That was until one showed up outside his apartment.

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    2/?
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    42
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    7
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    A couple of badass, unhinged assassins share a moment.

    Only rated teen for a little strong language.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    37
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    Todd Brotzman is given 16 years for murder. Dirk Gently has already been incarcerated.

    Prison AU.

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    1/1
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    123
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    19
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    833
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    Unlike Dirk, Bart doesn't trust Doctor Laghari in the slightest. So the question is, will the good doctor come out of this job alive?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    “The right jacket is like a uniform. Get that right and you’ll get where you’re supposed to go.”

    Everyone needs somewhere to belong. It takes thirty-two years for Dirk to find his.

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    1/1
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    40
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    88
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    487
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    I was a beautiful boy
    A gorgeous girl
    I was the queen of the wolves
    And the king of the birds
    The witches they loved me
    The hunters they hunt me
    And my life was the shortest way around

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    The thing sweeps its scythe and straightens. It must sense eyes on it, because it turns it’s head and looks right at Svlad.
    It is a skull’s face, grinning and bleached. Svlad stares.
    It tilts it’s head, like it’s watching a particularly fascinating documentary, or a cat attempting to catch a laser pointer created dot.
    AH, it says. It’s mouth doesn’t move, but Svlad hears it’s voice all the same, resonating deep and forever. INTERESTING.

    A story of Death and the boy who could see him, through the years.

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    75
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    17
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    Dirk should have known that BLACKWING was not going to just pack up and go home. He had been blinded by the light of his prospective future, and like Icarus, he had not noticed how close to the sun he really was. And now his wings are gone and he's falling, right back into the life that he had tried so hard to leave behind.

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    English
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    16,043
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1550
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    Dirk Gently's friends of one week stage a military infiltration to break him out of the Black Wing base as he confronts the figures of his past. Farah refuses to believe that she's fallen for someone. Todd's meds are beginning to wear off.

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    English
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    13,395
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    254
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2276
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    Project Marzanna doesn't attract as many scientists as Project Icarus. Mainly because the scientists who work on Marzanna have a bad habit of dying.

    Companion fic to Project Icarus. Bart-centric, though Dirk plays a key role and makes a few appearances.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    343
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    Segments of the very early and very entwined life of the Holistic Assassin and the Holistic Detective.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    146

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