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    "We got tuned into each other's radio stations. Let's say that. I got to walk through life ending others and she got the patterns. But it's not all right. Sometimes we're muddled. I'm never sure if I'm doing the right thing. "

     

    Role-Swap AU. Dirk is the holistic assassin, Bart the detective. Written for the mini DGHDA bang.

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    He does not think about home.
    The memories feel like they burn holes in his mind.

    AU where every Blackwing subject is a changeling, except for one: an abducted fae, who will answer to no name but Icarus.

    Written for the Dirk Gently Beginner Bang 2017.

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    France, in the middle of World War One. Dirk and Todd meet on the front lines and fall in love. (Even though it takes Dirk a while to realise that he does)

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    He asks if Dirk can hear it and Dirk just laughs, the sound reassuringly human.

    Well, not reassuringly. Reassuringly would mean Todd had to be reassured.

    It’s just – it sounds human. Which is good. Because Dirk is human. Definitely.

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    Bart didn’t often think about the past. It all got hazy pretty quick between the constant deaths and whatever those science people had tried to do to her when she was trapped. They were most all dead now, none of her concern.
    The future didn’t worry her either. The universe carried her, like a leaf on the wind, to exactly wherever she needed to be and exactly whoever needed to die.
    Nah. All that mattered was the present, and whatever was nearest.
    A gun.
    A snack.
    A car.
    A machete.
    And then the universe brought her Ken.

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    "The world will take me where I need to go. I'm like a leaf in the stream of creation until I find Dirk Gently, whoever or whatever that is, and then I'm a piranha. In the stream of creation."

    A collection of vignettes from the childhood of Bartine Curlish, pre- and post- Blackwing.

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    On a rather boring sunday morning - the detective agency hasn't had a case for a while now - the doorbell rings and a box stands in front of Todd's door.
    The box contains something, that might change his life forever

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    Some people like to divide time neatly into past, present and future. But when you have time-traveled on at least two non-consecutive occasions, such distinctions might begin to blur; and when your past crashes uninvited into your present, just as you set out for your future, they just don’t apply anymore.

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    60
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    6
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    Amanda and Todd were supposed to drift together and fight the monsters that periodically plagued the world. Their drift tests fail again and again, forcing Lieutenant Farah Black to find alternative pilots for the siblings.

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    4/?
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    60
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    9
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    AU Divergence

    After Amanda and Vogel escapes, she calls Farah and learns some grave news; not only is Dirk Gently missing, but her brother is apparently so as well. Together, the three of them come together to free their family and escape the CIA.

    However, some things are different. Very different. And Amanda needs to come to terms with them before she can move forward. But can she really just forgive and forget?

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    12/?
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    7
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    'Ken stared at her, Hercules halfway to the disc drive. “...Bart, have you ever seen… a movie? Any movie?”

    “I saw those ones. On TV, that time I got stabbed and the universe broke.”

    “Those were sitcoms and commercials, they weren’t movies.”

    “Oh,” she shrugged again. “Okay, no, I guess I ain’t never seen a movie.”

    Ken had to take a moment to process that. He took a deep breath, putting the disc in the drive. “Disney first,” he said under his breath, closing the lid. “One thing at a time.”'

    Bart and Ken have a cosy night in with Disney movies- needless to say, things get emotional. Or as emotional as you can ever get with Bart.

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    During the showdown at the Spring mansion, people were a bit too preoccupied to analyze the appearance of their frizzy haired, murderous cavalry and her hacker companion. Still fewer stopped to appreciate her snazzy bow tie and jaunty hat.

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    She’s made it exceptionally clear that despite what he was beginning to think they are not friends, and he’s kidding himself if he doesn’t think that Bart will kill him the moment she grows tired of his presence.

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    День святого Валентина в Риджли, полного ЦРУ, друзей холистического детектива и прочих персонажей, просто не могло пройти обычно.

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    Ко всеобщему удивлению, отношения Дирка и агента ЦРУ Р. продвинулись дальше одного кофе, что привело к неотвратимой слежке за обоими и тайному состязанию между двумя командами, населяющими Риджли.

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    В конце концов, устав от бесконечных догонялок, ЦРУ и Холистическое Агентство Дирка Джентли (а также их друзья) вместе находят выход из патовой ситуации.

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    Холистическое детективное агентство Дирка Джентли получает необычное дело, и тут никак не обойтись без помощи одного знакомого Доктора.

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    Стоит оставить этих людей одних на пару дней — и не успеешь оглянуться, как они уже сломали Вселенную! (Во всем виноват диван)
    Эта история - логическое завершение Дела о Половине Кота.

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    Русский
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    Todd was the runt and the outcast his entire life. But then, finally, he was given the chance to prove himself.

    He never expected to be irreversibly changed by a thrall that didn't possess a lick of common sense and had to idea when to shut up.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    24
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    31
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    2
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    344
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    A little drabble because I love the murder angel and her loyal companion.

    Bart and Ken enjoy some downtime.

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    English
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    2
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    23
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    73

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