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"You know what's the best way to forget a shitty day? A rough fucking with a stranger picked up at the pub! High five, bro!" Barney said with a very loud voice raising his hand as usual, waiting for his friend to slap it.
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“I Never...” or Another Reason Why Nothing Good Happens after Two A.M. by auburn_autumn
How I Met Your Mother
4 Feb 2012
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Barney, Robin, and Lily are up late drinking at the apartment when a game of “I Never...” leads them to live out their fantasies. Yes, this is your standard Porn With(out) Plot that utilizes the “Drinking Game Leads to Sex” trope. Takes place between the finale of Season Four and the premiere of Season Five.
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When Ted meets The One, Barney dies a little inside.
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It really is a just a simple misunderstanding. Except that it's between Barney and Ted. So really there's nothing simple about it.
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Permanency by Lauren (notalwaysweak) for littlecloud (halfeatenmoon)
How I Met Your Mother
28 Jan 2012
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Sometimes tattoos you get while you're drunk aren't a mistake, after all.
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Wanting her is like a constant throbbing inside his skull.
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Marshall needs a very specific fantasy in order to even think about being with someone besides Lily.
Lily has her fantasies, too.
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See it From Here by Sharkgloves for Allaroughdraft
How I Met Your Mother, The Stand - Stephen King
7 Jan 2012
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When the superflu hits New York it hits fast. It seems like one minute Lily is cracking open a beer to celebrate an impromptu day off, and the next she’s burying her husband.
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For those who have heard the story, mind you, without any background knowledge whatsoever—they may have concluded that it is actually a short story, the one that starts when the yellow umbrella comes into the picture.
They are wrong.
(Luke Mosby knows everyone in Dad's stories--Uncle Marshall, Aunt Robin, even Wendy the Waitress--but not the way his Dad knows them. Alternate Interpretation.)
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As You Wish by Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling) for Aishuu
Dark Is Rising Sequence - Susan Cooper
26 Dec 2011
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Will was the one who kept them all together. Bran was the one who thought to ask why he bothered.
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Ted tells his kids the story of how Barney and Robin adopted a puppy.
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Three way telepathic conversations are not the easiest to manage.
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What if they had gotten together a little earlier in the series?
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She watches as Ted continues the story of how they met. She’ll supplement the story later, but in shorter bits and pieces, to make it less like a lecture on architecture and more like a fairy tale.
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Barney gets a cold and Robin Takes Care of him
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S1 Alternate. Barney sees her first.
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Ted tells his kids of the times when Marshall totally could have hit Barney, but didn't.
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Barney and Robin stop by to pick up Lily at work and share a brief moment.
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"You reenacted the bird flying into the ceiling fan with your chicken fingers," Barney said. "Best non-porn puppet play I've seen in years."
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This isn't the first time this has happened, whatever this is, but it's the first time he's going to spend the night.