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    "what to do with your wedding ring after almost divorcing but then getting back together with your spouse" isn't actually the title of a self help book, but probably ought to be.

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    Lily slowly falls under Barney's control.

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    "Do you know those stories in which you have 24 hours living your life the way you want to live it, but one single event suddenly changes everything? You don’t? Well, this is one of them."
    This is the story Future Robin tells her daughter Ellie in the year 2022, starting with the year 2007, the episode Sandcastles in the Sand, and the upcoming consequences for Barney and her. The story gives insight into Robin Scherbatsky's point of view and follows along the gang's life, with the main focus of the story of Barney and Robin. Just when thinking things between them could work out, when Barney and Ted get into a huge fight, and when he decides to leave something terrible happens to Barney...
    After all is there a chance for the both of them or is it going down in flames?
    Warning: Ignoring the Himym finale and a lot of things from the story line were changed.
    I do not own How I met your mother or any of the characters.

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    When HIMYM's ending used the Mother for her ability to give birth to the children Ted always wanted and completely destroyed all the character growth shown by Barney previously, I couldn't accept it. After years of ranting about my theory that this ending would have been better has finally culminated in short fic which I probably will come back and edit one day when I have time to rewatch the ending. I hope you enjoy this if you were as angry as I was about it.

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    Small changes can cause big ripples, starting on the night Robin first walks into MacLaren's. Barney/Robin focused AU based upon the butterfly effect.

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    Things fall back together.

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    The Avengers are all in relationships. Loki is losing the battle in New York and he takes drastic measures to shake them, tearing their loved ones from away, but not by death.
    AU.
    (Phil hasn't "died" and is with the Avengers).

    Updates are coming, I promise! Life just got in the way.

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    HIMYM/ Marvel Crossover

    Maria Hill finds her cover's once secure New York apartment compromised and roommate Ted is due home any minute. This is followed by numerous cusses of 'god fucking dammit Romanoff' as S.H.I.E.L.D.'s newest asset apparently has no boundaries.

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    Late one night Ted gets a call from the hospital. Barney was admitted after passing out at work. When they refuse to let him leave and stay alone Ted volunteers to stay with him. How long can they last when Barney is doing everything to push him away?

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    Prompt: "they're protective, caring doms to his sub"

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    Someone -ok, who am I kidding?- Barney challenged himself to kiss another man, and he sees this as the best shot he'll have to see if a little someone -yes, Ted- feels the same as he does.

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    Barney ends up drunk and penniless in Long Island. Lily and Marshall let's him spend the night.

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    What if there was someone else in the gang before Barney. Meet Charlene after 3 years away In England. She returns to find the last person she wanted to see. Her Brother Barney Stinson after Running away when she was 17. She might have to deal with getting to know him while Enjoying life Back in the gang. Episodic. Canon Ships Past/Future Ted/OC. OC is the mother.

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    Ted is sick and tired on Barney constantly being late. And he plans to deal with it. In front of everyone in the bar.

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    Set post series finale. What happens next? Fix-it fic.

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    She should be happy, excited. She was told she could never have children; this should be their miracle child, the universe smiling down on them. They should be celebrating.

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    Never rely on your opponents to be lazier than you are. Or: the story of Penny's second Halloween.

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    Traveling can be a really stressful thing, especially if you only spent three months per year at home. But they love this life. Hotel from hotel, plane from plane. One day they can be relaxing by the pool in Australia and then the other day they can be on a safari while Robin does a big interview and Barney observes everything and applies each situation into his favorite subject to blog about: the bro code. They are both living their dream. But this is odd, they never fight. Yeah, sure they bitter at each other from time to time but usually it’s over in ten minutes and they have too much sex and forget all about it. Fighting like this doesn’t makes sense for them.

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    What if the characters from BBC Sherlock, exactly as they are, were dropped into the universe of other shows, filling the roles occupied by other characters? I'll tell you what... hilarity. Or, stupidity. Yeah, I'm gonna go with stupidity.

    I've basically borrowed dialogue directly from other shows, and attributed it to the Sherlock characters. And doggone it, it works... Well, sometimes... I have no idea if I'll be posting more to this, but if anyone has any ideas, hit me up.

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    Marshall and Lily are married with Robin and Ted as their children. Ted and Barney are best friends at school.
    Robin comes home from her two year exchange in Canada and things start changing.

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