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    When the four gods (Idris Elba, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Liam Neeson, Oprah) came together for their bi-monthly poker game and disagreed on who was the greatest among them, they decided there was only one way to settle it—bringing together their most talented, bravest, gayest worshippers to compete for their honor. Thus, the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics were born. But, there are a few hitches in their plan; hitches in the form of someone attempting to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II, famous babies going missing in Europe, tensions among teammates, and a cunning plan devised by Macklemore and his faithful sidekicks to marry all the gays. Will the Olympics go on, or will things go down in flames?
    It's Ice Ice Baby, yo, VIP let's kick it.

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    President Obama has so far managed to convince his staff that he's all right with some looser formality. Having a silver-haired man -- he squints at the insignia on his chest; a general? -- appear in his office with a lazy salute and a smirk of a grin is a little too informal, even for his tastes.

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    The boys perform at the White House. Obama wants to fuck Louis.

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    Baarack aNd Aoba and Haga-san and Toe Get Hot And Memed

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    Your country is desolate, your cities are burned with fire: your land, strangers devour it in your presence, and it is desolate, as overthrown by strangers. -Isaiah 1:7

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    "I have called you here today, because I am the President of the United States of America, most powerful man in the world, and you... you are the so-called 'President of Emo'.

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    Rahm Emanuel is the Cardiff rift, Rahm Emanuel directs the Mossad, Rahm Emanuel is hot shit, Rahm Emanuel's balls hold up the universe, if Barack Obama is your new bicycle, then Rahm Emanuel is your new hit and run. Rahm Emanuel approved these drabbles.

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    John Boehner won't admit the real reason his party decided to hold the United Stated government hostage with an ill-advised shutdown, but President Barack Obama thinks he knows. He's just giving the Speaker of the House what he really wants, after all.

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    Indiana hasn't seen Barry in years but Barry isn't so quick to forgive.
    Or, he is.

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    Loki is mistakenly transported into this universe and invades this planet. The mistake that works out in his favor, as there are no Avengers to stop him. Within days, he has taken over the United States and aims to rule the entire world.

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    Cecil's gives his perspective on the Government Shutdown, all while trying to maintain enough funding to stay on air without receiving public money.

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    The President of the United States has a loving wife, two beautiful daughters, and the job he's been working for for half of his life.
    However, election time has rolled around, and the one person who could put Barack Obama's job in jeopardy is also the one person he can't seem to stop thinking about.

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    An article from Witchcraft America.
    The President of Prestidigitation maintains hope of fusing the common economic goals for recovery between wizards and muggles, meanwhile conservatives of the Magician's Assembly remain resistant.

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    Afew moths after teh end uf the lust storey Satin retunes to sek vengance with Bark Obema anmd Sara and Lauren hav 2 sav Nintando wrold agen.

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    The gang beat Lord English and brought back Earth. For their heroic efforts, John Rose Jade Jane Roxy Dirk and Dave are getting small rewards of their choosing (within reason) from the good ol' U.S. government....Everyone else had already decided and notified the organizers of their choices but Dave had kept his a secret from everyone. His Gift choice was inspired by a random thought mid rap on a lonely meteor racing through space.

    This has probably been done before. oh well.

    Warning: worst. rapping. EVER.

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    The first thing America would always recall about initially meeting John F. Kennedy was his outright sense of humor. /US and JFK. Pre-assassination and post-assassination.

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    Based on a chat-log.

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    Sara was a normel girl until she went to nentendo world to save. My firts story ples revew. Barek Obema and teh libruls on Fanfection.net delated thes so im putin it her.

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    Party at the White House!

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    Based on Obama being locked out of the white house. Nothing more to it really.

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