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    It's been a while since John Boehner has been alone with the President and he'll do anything the President wants, if he can just get him alone. So, he's vying for Obama's attention again by responding to his free education proposal with Taylor Swift gifs. He hopes it's just ridiculous enough to interest Obama.

    This is the third story in my "John Boehner" series. Reading the prior two fics is not required, but it will help this fic make more sense.

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    When the four gods (Idris Elba, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Liam Neeson, Oprah) came together for their bi-monthly poker game and disagreed on who was the greatest among them, they decided there was only one way to settle it—bringing together their most talented, bravest, gayest worshippers to compete for their honor. Thus, the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics were born. But, there are a few hitches in their plan; hitches in the form of someone attempting to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II, famous babies going missing in Europe, tensions among teammates, and a cunning plan devised by Macklemore and his faithful sidekicks to marry all the gays. Will the Olympics go on, or will things go down in flames?
    It's Ice Ice Baby, yo, VIP let's kick it.

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    "Do something, [Harry], do anything."

    - An actual quote from Barack Obama.

    Harry doesn't expect for a phone call from the President of the United States while preparing to go home for the holidays. He also doesn't expect to have a fifty-three year old married man pinning after him.

    Love is a lot stronger than he thinks, in a bit of a slump and a world famous boy band. It takes a buzz-cutted man for him to realize this.

    "Harry," Barack sighs and confesses over the phone. The distance is too hard -- too much. "I want you to be listed on Malia and Sasha's emergency forms for their school."

    "What about your wife?" Harry gapes.

    Barack hesitates. "What about her?"

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    Originally written for amberite's "Stimulus Drabble Contest" back in 2009.

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    It was a shock. A man loving another man. One Being 21 years old. The other 53 years old. The shock wasn't just because it was a man loving another man. The shock was there because of them was old enough to be the other's father. The American nation and the European nation were never the same again. One could only wish to make this end like a fairy tale. It never did.

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    i was bored and this happened

    i apologize in advance

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    Hu Jintao and Barack Obama meet up for the first time. But...

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    Gerard y Frank siempre quisieron tener un hijo, pero ninguno de los dos quería operarse para poder quedar embarazado. Intentaron muchas cosas, pero nada funcionó. En uno de sus viajes buscando respuestas, no se esperaban encontrarse a esa niña tailandesa abandonada en la calle, que los conocía muy bien.

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    After the fall of Oval Tower, when Platinum Jail’s functions come to a halt and Toue Inc.’s influence fades, the President of the United States comes to the aid of the tiny island, where he meets a certain blue-haired adult. Sparks fly, and a heated relationship is formed. However, it’s common knowledge that this relationship, built on top of responsibility and clashing with overwhelming desire, will force them into a corner, where the ending was already decided. Even so, they will not let their sacrifices in the name of love be in vain. If they only have this much time, they will rejoice in it.

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    Before Mitt Romney ran for President, Joe Biden was the most important man in Barack Obama's life. But the election changed everything.

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    So, instead of finding a way to fix the Asgards cloning problem, they found a way to put them back into their humanoid bodies. Daniel didn't expect them to be so... big...

    And kind of stupid.

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    harry wants to fuck louis, louis wants to fuck nick, and obama wants to fuck everybody

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    Fiona Johnson wakes up one day as a transformer in the BayVerse with her BFF Michael Jessica Keats next to her. From there on, they have to carve a life for themselves, all the while trying to protect both Earth and the Allspark. But nothing ever goes to plan. Fiona ends up in the hands of the Decepticons, inadvertedly becoming part of Starscream's and Shockwave's constant power plays, while MJ (Michael) is forced because of this to abandon her neutrality and to reveal herself to the Autobots in hopes that they'd rescue her wayward friend from the clutches of evil. What happens next is a chaos storm of mingled ambitions, good intentions and one not-quite-a-fan's attempt to save what is left of the Cybertronian race.

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    REMEMBER ROBIN book 3/4: Three years have passed since Robin pushed Red away to save him. For two long years he has been broken, doing everything Slade tells him to do, even kill for him. So what happens when Red comes back?

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    Obama knows Boehner's lawsuit is just a stunt to get his attention, so, again the President gives him what he wants. Sequel to John Boehner Gets Spanked and Likes It.

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    Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are secret lovers, but a fateful tragedy interferes with their sexy-times. Romney pov written by my friend, Obama pov written by me

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    Mitt Romney visits the white house after losing the election to visit the new president of the United States. However sexual tension peeks, and sparks fly in the oval office.

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    Ryan gets a bit tipsy at a White House function and ends up as the President's latest and most secret conquest.

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    basically i wake up at 3am sometimes and write something really fucking vague and dont know what to do with it. here is a compilation of everything i write at 3am, edited to make more (or less) sense at 3pm the next day, and realized had a glimmer of potential somewhere in the world. someone please help me elaborate on anything with potential as it comes. occasionally piece of fanfics will happen, and will be tagged accordingly.

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    Barack Obama resurrects George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, and they all learn to fly a spaceship together.

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