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    The real question was, what had Peter's mother been doing that would warrant the effort of tracking him down and sending a letter so far away from Earth? And how much trouble was it going to get them into?

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    MacKenzie versus the flu.

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    AU where Gabriel is a cynical high school drama teacher who doesn’t believe in true love. Will the new soccer coach Sam be able to change his mind? All the while, Cas is trying desperately to get the attention of local firefighter Dean Winchester. Craziness is sure to ensue!

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    Connor promises to be tidier. He also promises James anything he wants, just so long as he can come.

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    Mary's been away and comes home to Anne.

    Written for the prompt: imagine mary kissing anne and anne like jfc is that blood on your lips get them away from me you mad woman

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    "So, the not-dragon that's going after these vow-breaking virgins. I wonder what it counts as sex? Good old-fashioned missionary, I'm guessing." Jody's sitting back in her chair, legs crossed at the ankle, gazing at him with a thoughtful half-smile. "I'll bet if I, say, went down on you right now, you'd be fine."

    "What?" Sam looks down, realizes he's filling the search bar with gibberish. He takes his hands off the keyboard but can't figure out where to put them. His thighs seem like dangerous territory, suddenly. "Does that...is that the kind of thing you're likely to do?"

    NOW with bonus re-deflowering!!

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    Anders isn't good at 'subtle'.

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

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    10/?
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    A malfunction in the TARDIS leaves Clara and the Doctor stranded on a living planet where things are much worse than they seem, and they already seem pretty dreadful.

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    1/?
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    Luke had a feeling that he would like to be fingered but he was always too afraid to try. Calum helps him find out.

     

     

    He sometimes got this same feeling when he was jerking off and close to coming like he needed something there. It was something that freaked him out a lot when he was like fourteen. He’d stopped caring in recent years but he’d still never given in to that urge. Until now.

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    Three bodies have been discovered at Thrushcross Couples Therapy Resort. The police suspect a serial killer and Detectives Havers and Lynley must go (reluctantly) undercover as a couple.

    Can they find the perpetrator before another person is killed? And can their relationship survive the colossal sexual tension and the knowledge that a murderer, unseen, unknown and presumably unbalanced lurks behind one of the smiling faces of the resort's residents?

    Warnings: Excessive banter, codependency and D/s overtones.

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    Drift doesn't know who he is without Deadlock; Wing isn't half the knight he should be. Fortunately, there are plenty of planets to visit, battles to fight, and lives to save while they figure it out. Two bots setting off into the universe to find their path, together.

    (ie, Wing Lives AU.)

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    6/?
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    Harry seems to think she’s the perfect person to follow Sirius around to ensure he stays out of trouble. He doesn’t seem to understand that Sirius is nothing but trouble.

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    In a much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

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    4/?
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    A collection of separate stories from Tony and Loki's travels across the realms.

    Tone, tags, and ratings will vary (from general to explicit) depending on the chapter. The author will not be held responsible for the antics of any rams impishly enchanted by mischievous gods or the consequences there of.

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    24/?
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    James would very much love to have his present - one naked Tom Ryan.

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    "I was in a bar, and the jukebox started playing 'The Gal That Got Away.' It made me think of you." He started walking toward her, crossing the ward in deliberate steps. "And then I thought, the hell with that!"

    Sometimes you just gotta have a happy ending.

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    Wherein Mary tries to put flowers in Anne's hair as a morning surprise and it goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    1/1
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    9
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