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    Auruo Bossard was twelve when he knew he wanted to marry her. Later that night his mother would rumple his messy hair and tell him with a laugh that he was much too young to make proclamations, that he had his whole life to figure it out. But he insisted. He knew, the way you know about ripe fruit and oncoming storms, the way you ache sometimes from a hurt you haven't yet sustained. ILLUSTRATIONS BY SHARYL.

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    based on a prompt: Mickey and Ian just trying to grocery shop but Ian wants healthy stuff and mick keeps trying to buy bulk pizza rolls and mick keeps throwing things they don't need into the cart simply to annoy Ian cause he loves Ian but he loves to annoy Ian more

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    Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His ex-wife won't stop sleeping around, the government is broken, and his life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.

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    ***BoO Spoilers*** Proceed with Caution!

    Directly after the end of Blood Of Olympus, Nico finds Solace.

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    Sherlock cannot help but notice that catholic school children struggle with chastity.

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    After a workout in the Danger Room Logan and Kurt decide to wind down at The Box, and Kurt gets an admirer and Logan gets jealous, which leads to some delicious consequences.

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    I saw a post bemoaning the lack of dom!Q: this is going to be dom!Q. There will be 00Q, but to clarify, I'm writing him a firmly aro/homosexual in this fic.

    Q arrives in his lab to find a gift awaiting him from his favourite 00 agent.

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    Logan’s latest mission has kept them apart, even on their special day, but they plan to make up for it when he returns.

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    Someone took a sharp tool and carved that word into the lid of this box. Winchester. No date or place or indication of its contents. It’s the only word here, except one: Chevrolet in chrome letters on the hood of the car one of ’em is draped across in one of the photos, bleeding, the blood a bright silver-black.

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    Five times Derek is there for Stiles, and one time Stiles returns the favor.

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    AU where Gabriel is a cynical high school drama teacher who doesn’t believe in true love. Will the new soccer coach Sam be able to change his mind? All the while, Cas is trying desperately to get the attention of local firefighter Dean Winchester. Craziness is sure to ensue!

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    Gintoki/Hijikata pairing - Gintoki was still standing, but he was frozen, eyes wide and unblinking. Hijikata's fingers twitched, ice chips broke out all over his skin, a sweat so cold and sudden the hairs on the back of his neck rose.

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    A collection of separate stories from Tony and Loki's travels across the realms.

    Tone, tags, and ratings will vary (from general to explicit) depending on the chapter. The author will not be held responsible for the antics of any rams impishly enchanted by mischievous gods or the consequences there of.

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    The first thing he says to Steve is, "Didn't I tell you not to do anything stupid until I was back?"

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    The crossover with Grimm no one asked for.

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    So here is the prompt I was assigned for the Autumn Bottom Louis Fic Exchange (even though it isn't posting to that because I think it is too late oops...):
    AU where Louis and Harry do drugs and drink and go to parties a lot and don't give a shit about life. But they love each other and Harry's like super bad ass so when some drunk guy will put his hands on Louis or flirt with him Harry beats them up and kisses Louis in front of everyone.

    btw to the person who requested this, thank you. This was such a great prompt and I liked writing it a lot xx

    not edited because i am a piece of shit

    title from hard as a rock by ac/dc because who doesn't love some ac/dc (idk maybe just me, but the title fit)

    kudos and comments are very much appreciated! you can also find me on tumblr

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    In a much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

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    The boys get into the Christmas spirit. But how long will it last?

    REVISED from original LJ version!

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    Things are good, he decides as he puts a pot of water on the stove to sanitize Natasha’s dildo. They have a good repertoire between them, with Steve, and fucking at night breaks up the monotony and stress of searching for Bucky during the day. It’s a good system, as far as Sam’s concerned.
    And then the box shows up.

    In which Sam gets a mysterious package from a mysterious person and, after a spell of feelings and a trip to Switzerland, both of those mysterious things get used quite a bit, much to everyone's delight.

    (This is a sequel to By Any Other Name and will make more sense if you read that first, but if you don't want to, this fic will still work fine as a stand-alone. Just check the notes for some cursory details.)

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    Five years after the events of Phantom Planet, Vlad returns. Which would be problematic enough even without piercing a hole into the space-time continuum. Sadly, though, that happens and makes sure that old enemies can blaze a trail through different dimensions and times in order to rule the world. Or rather, all of them. Only armed with a Thermos, their own powers and a tiny bit of help from Clockwork, Danny and Vlad have to confront their greatest fears, overcome old and new traumatic experiences and occasionally try to stay alive. With and without a relationship.

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