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    “Thing is, Sherlock, your o-face and your deduction face look—and sound!—exactly the same. If I pop one more awkward stiffy at a crime scene, Sally’s going to have me sectioned. Do you think you can, y’know, work on that?”

    Spoiler: they don't really work on that.

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    In the second episode of this series, Clara and Ashildr visit the world's first man made shopping planet 1000 years in the future, not realising they have turned up on the busiest day of the year - Black Friday.

    But is everything what it first appears?

    Unable to leave and the planet in lockdown for 24 hours, a mysterious stranger appears, starting a chain of events that will leave them and everyone else inside in danger.

    Can Clara and Ashildr work together to fight a hoard of terrifying monsters?

    (This is also available on my FanFiction.net account - user njd2699)

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    11/?
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    When Stiles got to check the Nemeton after a cryptic call from Deaton, he doesn't expect to run into people who have just arrived in town with plans to close a potential hellmouth that's been developing in Beacon Hills.

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    1/1
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    30
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    A podfic of "Lifeline" by dance_across.

    "Wade and Vanessa have a Real Adult Conversation. With nudity!"

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    Barry distracts Len from plotting his next totally nefarious heist. Len doesn't complain at all.

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    "Kate, it's Agent Gibbs."
    “So is this to make me a proper job offer?”
    He knows she should be off-limits--if he has his way, she'll be coming in to sign the contracts tomorrow--but tonight he couldn't care less.

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    6/?
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    Steve and Danny are actors. They starred in a TV drama called SWAT-Extreme Measures. The show was canceled and both went separate ways. Alex was happily engaged to one of their female co-stars.

    Blame it on Jerry Bruckheimer's new movie. After four years, Steve and Danny meet again. Danny's feelings for his former best friend are still strong and growing with each day they spend together. Too bad Danny was and is too afraid to reveal his true feelings. Chaos reigns as Jerry Bruckheimer comes along with a change of the script and Steve and Danny come, inadvertently, to the attention of a drug lord.

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    Neo and Roman are out for Roman's birthday when a whistle makes him turn, ready to tear into the person who would dare whistle like that at his daughter. Except it isn't Neo who's drawing the attention, but Roman's new car. And as much as the guy is fixated on Roman's car, Roman can't help but wonder what it'd be like to go for a ride with him for the night.

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    There's three things pretty much everyone's sure of. One, there's a General Election coming up. Two, it's going to come down to two people. Three, those two people-David Cameron and Ed Miliband- will never, ever, stop arguing. Ever. It's impossible. And it's certainly impossible that the two of them could ever, possibly, willingly spend time together. It's impossible that you could start to enjoy spending time with the one person who disagrees with you on everything. It's impossible that you could find yourself confiding in your political rival. It's absolutely, completely, unutterably impossible that you could find yourselves maybe, possibly, navigating something together that might be more than just friendship.
    Impossible. Of course.
    Then again, impossibility isn't what it used to be.

    Epic Camerband fic, set from autumn 2014 onwards to some point in the near future. Overlaps with General Election and real-life events. A story of politics, awkward friendship, something more than awkward friendship and too much arguing.
    (No, really. Too much arguing.)

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    9/?
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    8
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    Varric Tethras, a quick witted radio presenter from 'Lowtown Lowdown' loves being the thorn in the side of forthright advice host from 'The Seeker of Truth', Cassandra Pentaghast. What he doesn't realize is that she's a rose in her own right, with just as many thorns. How long can they hide behind the charade of a microphone before they realize there is more to their banter than meets the eye?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    52
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    6
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    Something pitter-patters across the roof. He ignores it, imagining a bird, and then almost topples over the windowsill when a swarm of hell butterflies take flight, flickering above his head like a wispy cloud of storms.

    Snow moves in the corner of his vision like a drape, or a cloak, or perhaps even a kimono –

    “Wait!” Ichigo shouts, twisting to get a better look, but as blood rushes in his ears and his heart pounds, a chaotic exhilaration, there’s no further sight of whatever or whoever it had been.

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    A collection of Nigel+Adam thingys:

    Adam has a dream about Nigel | Nigel falls ill. Adam takes care. | Adam bakes a cake. Nigel cries. | Adam gets injured. Nigel gets protective. | Adam finds a stray. Nigel is allergic. | Nigel is haunted by his past. Adam helps. | Adam Introduces Nigel to Geocaching | Adam writes a diary entry about Nigel | Adam and Nigel play Truth or Dare | Adam and Nigel write letters to Santa | Adam and Nigel spend a night in jail | Adam plays laser tag. Nigel plays to win. | Adam pet-sits. Nigel gets jealous. | New Year’s Eve with Adam and Nigel | Adam and Nigel- Lost in London | Adam sees Nigel tipsy for the first time | Nigel gets into a fight. Adam panics. | Adam and Will in High School (au) | Adam and Nigel compete in a fun run | Adam, Nigel, and the excitement of flat tyres | Adam and Nigel watch a horror movie | Nigel asks Adam to move in | Adam calls Nigel Ni-Ni for the first time | Adam and Nigel and the time they spoke about Gabi

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    English
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    Chapters:
    26/?
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    216
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    34
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    Simran Grover is an aspiring actress trying to live a simple life with her friends and sisters. Everything is turned upside down when she meets Chris Evans.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    The Sole Survivor and Deacon are on a quest for personal hygiene. There's just one problem: It's a shared shower.

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    Man from U.N.C.L.E AU. It's 1962 and the cold war rages. SIS agent Arthur Pendragon is entrusted with a highly sensitive mission, extricating an asset from East Berlin. A KGB operative might just have it as his Moscow-sanctioned objective to stop him.

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    English
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    36,390
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    15/?
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    140
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    22
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    A few weeks have passed, and Judy and Nick are crazy in love. They haven't revealed their relationship to anyone at work.

    Oh, and Clawhauser has decided to make Judy his new best friend.

    Note: Best to read Part 1 first, especially if you like the sugary sweetness of the Judy/Nick pairing. :)

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    20
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    Wilson is taking his time and House hates it. He's not sure how proposals should go, after all, he's not the one who's been married before ! So, really, it's unfair that he has to make the first move here.

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    Harry and Nick cook up a devilish plan to get Harry out of a terrible first date. Things get better on the tube journey home.

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    3/?
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    spn drabbles ye.
    all boyxboy
    dont mess me with that hetro shit

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    8/?
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    "So it's my soul you are after, not my body?" Jed asked
    "I wouldn't want to go that far," Leo set him straight.

    Polyamory in the White House.

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    English
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    13,995
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
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    330

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