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    Slight AU. Clint is an archery instructor. Phil is a high-ranking SHIELD agent. They may not have much in common, but they both have to pick up their laundry once in a while, and that's where our story starts. Not my characters, except for some.

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    Everyone wants James but James only wants Teddy. There's one small problem. (Teddy would say the problem isn't small at all. But now I've gone and made it sound like Teddy has a small dick. I assure you that's not the problem but that doesn't make it any better.)

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    3
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    Luke is very bored at the moment, so he starts texting his three best mates... This should be fun

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    1/1
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    10
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    "Say something in English," Haru murmured.

    "Why?," Rin whispered back. He caressed the hair on the back of Haru's head, lifting up a few strands with his fingers and lazily letting them fall.

    "Because," Haru murmured. "I want to hear it."

    "…All right, fine. Let me think of something." In fact, he already had a thousand loving sentences, percolating in his mind. He simply had to take a moment and choose the right ones, ones that Haru wouldn't understand.

    "I have a secret," he murmured in English. His eyes softened, as he prepared to let everything out. "My secret is that…I adore you. When I'm holding you like this…I never want to let you go. Just...feeling you warm, near me…I wish I could say the words I really want to say, but I know you'd understand them if I did. So I just have to come up with new ways to say them, ways you haven't learned yet. …I adore you, and I'm crazy about you. ...I would spend the rest of my life, with you."

    Haru's blue eyes glimmered softly as he sat up a little to gaze into Rin's. "What did that mean?," he murmured. "What did you say?"

    Rin tried to wipe the sappy look off his face. "I said, 'You're a fucking idiot.'"

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    11
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    113
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    25
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    Ashton is being an annoying little shit at 3 in the morning.

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    1/1
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    40
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    1
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    This was not how Agent Washington wanted it to happen.

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    1/1
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    13
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    2
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    It's the first time that Manny and Bernard are getting intimate as a couple, and Bernard can't get it up...

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    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    Series
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    Sam gets to thinking about the contrast between how he and Dean approach their own questionable sexuality after accusations fly.

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    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    1
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    In the end, Gimli thinks, Legolas will steal his heart and sail away with it, and even the wonders of the Glittering Caves are not enough consolation for that loss. But when Aragorn calls for Gimli’s help in dismantling the hidden traps of Orthanc, everything changes.

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    1/1
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    11
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    31
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    9
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    320
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    Zayn's already turned into the wedding planner from hell, Niall's messing up the set list, Nick's obsessed with tuxes, and Liam's just attempting to hold it all together. As usual.

    And Louis? He just wants to propose.

    Series
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
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    1
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    From a request for prompts on Tumblr:
    Immoral Crow prompted - The first time Arthur realises that Eames is serious and isn’t just flirting - like he does with everyone else.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    37
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    1
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    Their team isn’t really good, they haven’t won a game in the six years they’ve been attempting to play, but Scott has a lopsided smile and puppy dog eyes that can kill. So every year, Stiles finds himself on the field, going along with Scott’s excitement, and pretty much putting forth his best effort in hopes that they won’t lose too badly this year.

    (AKA the one where I'm bored, use what little knowledge I have of baseball, and write Stiles and Derek flirting)

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    1/1
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    3
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    104
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    An actress recalls the time she spent shooting a film in a Tuscan villa and the summer romance she had with a young actor named Tom.

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    4/6
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    34
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    2
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    “Fuck, Petey, you can’t use the big, giant, enormous crush I have on you to do this!”

    “Oh, you have a crush on me?” Peter raises his eyebrows and pecks his lips, so quickly and fast Wade doesn’t even have the time to taste his lips or bask in the glorious feeling that his mouth can give him. “Really?”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    559
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    Kristoff and Sven's relationship may not be healthy, but it doesn't really matter to them.

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    1/1
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    Cas has been staying with Dean for a week, and while they have sometimes stayed dressed long enough to go out to dinner, tonight feels like their first real date: a bad movie at Dean's bookstore and drinks after with his staff. Well, and some shenanigans in between.

    (Fourth in a series starting with Good Books, Bad Movies.)

    Series
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    English
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    5/5
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    119
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    Morrigan and Merril have a chat about Merril's goals.

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    English
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    540
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    1/1
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    Peter sets out for a night of lounging around watching TV, which all goes down the drain when aunt May asks for his help in tracking down an escaped patient. Peter Parker meets the ever confusing Wade Wilson.

    "Hey"

    "Boo"

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    English
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    2,468
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    9
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    71
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    7
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    498
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    He hadn’t thought about it. He really hadn’t. He, Stiles Stilinski, hadn’t let the option even cross his ever spinning mind, carefully avoided thinking about anything involving… that. Because he was a good, awesomely considerate person who rarely objectified people. Someone who respected the fairer and same sex. Jup.

    Series
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    English
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    4,264
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3457

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