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    Merlin had been living in the Crystal Cave for centuries when destiny called. Disguised as a sixth year student, he went to Hogwarts to watch over Harry Potter during the Triwizard Tournament and to wait for Voldemort's rebirth. However, during the second task his cover was unexpectedly destroyed by certain prat.

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    The knife wrenched from his hand, Jason felt his back collide with the rooftop with a crunch of what he hoped was only gravel, and his wrists were pinned, his opponent practically sitting on his damn neck. ‘You can give up, you know,’ said a smoky, amused voice. There was a little crack in it, hard to figure out precisely where. ‘You can come quietly and this’ll be over. No one will think any less of you.’

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    The hot dude at the gym is either gay or stupid. Otherwise, he obviously would have noticed how fabulous Vivian is.

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    750
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    1/1
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    4
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    Simon Blackquill may have been exonerated in the eyes of the law, but the public at large continues to view him with suspicion. He is forced to live in a hotel as no one will rent an apartment to him, and beleaguered by reporters. Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth, appalled by his subordinate's situation, comes up with a somewhat unorthodox way of lending him a hand, gradually leading to a closer connection than either of them initially envisioned. A balancing act of weighing propriety against their personal desires ensues...

    The currently given rating reflects what is going to happen in later parts; the majority of this story is a T. Please heed trigger warnings given in chapter notes!

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    23/32
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    35
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    55
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    13
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    "Tall people make things so inconvenient."

    "I promise to be shorter next time."

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    1/1
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    4
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    A series of short stories depicting the development of Natasha's habit of wearing Steve's clothes, whilst also showing the progression of their relationship. Be prepared for a whole lot of cuteness and banter, and enjoy.

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    9/?
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    49
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    11
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    Three years after the incident at Helios, Shicmuon receives an anonymous letter telling him to meet up at a cabin in the middle of nowhere. It stinks like Blackie.

    Rating: Mature. YAOI.
    Written after Chapter 108.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    12
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    32
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    3
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    406
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    “London,” Arthur had said. “There’s an angel there, very easy mark. I’ll expect you back in a month.”

    Harry had nodded, knowing beyond a doubt that Arthur knew Harry had no intention of returning within a month. Let them wait, Harry thought as he drew his great wings about him. Let them wait for their boy.

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    5/?
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    252
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    44
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    Draco and Harry meet for the first time after the war in a wizarding veterinary office. A few spoiled pets, a few nosy friends, and a few surprise meetings at work make them realize they've a lot more in common than they had originally thought.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    6
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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    “Hey,” he whispered, enjoying the shiver he could feel down Sousuke’s spine at the touch of his breath, “can I request something?”

    “Shoot,” Sousuke said, as if he was still cool and totally unaffected by his boyfriend being this close to him and now whispering in his ear.

    “Can we shake things up a little tonight? I want you to ride me so I can see all of these wonderful muscles of yours in action,” Kisumi stroked down Sousuke’s abs demonstratively, grinning at the way the man’s breath hitched at the idea.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    1
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    It wouldn’t look good if I hid in the bathroom, would it? Steve typed as he peered around one of the art gallery’s pillars.

    I’m sure you could sell it. Say you were helping someone hold back their hair as they puked in the toilets, Tony texted.

    That sounds very believable.

    Do I detect sass in that last text? Oh, Steve, you are not going to make it through the night if the sass is already out.

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    A hurt/comfort romp through the alphabet, one letter at a time from A to Z. Each chapter is a stand-alone one shot. There is hurt, comfort, angst, humor, feels and all around fun.

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    Chapters:
    9/26
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    475
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    He had just been learning the shape of his life after divorce when this relationship with Mycroft came along. And now a feeling of change hung about the corners of his mind like a spectre, unwilling or unable to let him go, and the sand under his feet always seemed to be shifting, shifting. Greg needed something solid to lean on.

    They'd fought their battles, and reached a measure of peace. But it was still going to take a little time to bring everything into accord.

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    Chapters:
    4/20
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    "He can feel Miliband's gaze, heavy as a touch, and eventually, he lifts his eyes to the other boy's, and manages, his voice thinner and more defensive than he would have liked, "Anyway, I thought you hated me."
    Miliband blinks. "Only because you hate me." One of the perils of boarding school are the nightly restrictions. Another is getting stuck outside for the night with the one person you're most likely to end up murdering by morning.
    In which David and Ed spend the night in a shed, argue, find a few things they agree on, argue, play drinking games, argue, and discover they might not hate one another after all. And argue. Camerband, Boarding School AU.

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    Will has a bad dream, Hannibal helps him figure out what it means. Oneshot. Takes place during S1, somewhere between Sorbet and Fromage.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    The first time that Jemma Simmons met Leo Fitz, they were both seventeen and she knew from the moment that he scowled at her that he was going to be the bane of her existence.

    Ten years later, they still don't like each other. Except when they do.

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    4/?
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    11
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    Dry Bowser and Toadette go to the Super Smash Brothers Headquarters (that's actually just the infamous Smash Mansion with a different name) in Isle Delfino's city hub of Delfino Plaza from Super Mario Sunshine, to help out the not so Super Smash Bros... and get in unrelated misadventures in the progress. They will get into actual adventures, there will be lots of pointless filler, they might develop some character, and most of all, they will try and learn that they're perfect for each other! ...so long as Toadette stops being so naive and Dry Bowser learns to loosen up a bit. Can they help all the Smashers and somehow manage to survive random predicaments? Will this hopefully spark a glut of Dry Bowser fanfiction? Will Dry Bowser stop being so dryly sarcastic all the time? Will I stop asking you all these stupid questions? Does Toadette fart? An epic tale that you won't forget any time soon!!

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    39,334
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    3
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    AU: In his final year at Hogwarts, Mark tries every spell under the sun to get the cute boy in his Potions class to notice him — often with disastrous consequences …

    Updated weekly.

    (Note: the boys are all miraculously the same age, and all 18.)

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    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    4
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    Lily goes to a small college where Tom teaches. She doesn’t take any of his classes, her cousin does. Lily has just seen and heard about him around campus. Her cousin drags her to a meeting with Professor Tom, and the second she truly meets him, she can feel a connection with him. They are both intrigued by each other. She keeps running into him on campus and develops a crush on him. One time her cousin is sick and asks her to deliver her paper to Professor Hiddleston. He is pleasantly surprised she has showed up at his office. They confront their feelings for each other and smut occurs.

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    20,172
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    2295
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    In which Hatake Kakashi somehow manages to become a touchstone for an ANBU hunter-nin and gets far more invested in the entire process than he intended to.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    244
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    415
    Bookmarks:
    115
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    8730

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