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    The total sum of those few hours’ work at the library was his unequivocal conviction that he met his match in Caitlin Snow. The way her mouth moved around words like ‘sidereal’ and ‘orbital period’, how she talked with her hands and recited the Earth’s gravitational constant by heart took him hook, line and sinker. Or rather; sine, cosine and tangent, though he thoroughly decided to leave the math puns out of their equation.

    For the better part of two years Barry Allen has quietly harbored a crush on Caitlin Snow, his lab partner in AP Chemistry. Then all of a sudden Barry musters up the courage to ask Caitlin out on a study date, quickly turning their relationship into something it might not be.

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    A mixture of relief and dread pools in his stomach when he reads it, because he knows himself too well not to know what he's going to do. Josh hesitates, not out of uncertainty, but to allow himself a moment of self-resignation. His thumbs shakily type out a response, and even though he scolds himself for his selfishness, he presses send anyway.

    Alternatively Titled: "5 times Josh and Maya hold onto the idea of "Someday," and the one time they don't."

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    7
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    Sherlock Holmes is a consulting detective who doesn't play by the rules. John Watson is a law-abiding officer for New Scotland Yard. When the daughter of a high profile British family is kidnapped the two end up paired on a mission that is much bigger than they thought. Together they must overcome their differences in order to save the missing child and in turn the Nation. A comedic story of action, adventure, loyalty, love and danger.

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    3
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    Shawn has a problem.

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    Porthos's jaw drops — and then he blinks and looks thoughtful. "I honestly can't decide which part of that was the *most* deviant."

    "Definitely the part where I'm lusting for you and your mother for the same reasons."

    "I didn't say I wanted your help!"

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    They are bound together by the destructive force of fire, unsure if the understanding that comes from similar experiences is strong enough to keep them together. When Glorfindel travels to Mirkwood to be reunited with Thranduil after being forced to spend a year apart, arguments both old and new cast doubt on whether or not the two elves will remain lovers. Sequel to “Fire and Scars”.

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    After Philly, after New York, after Denver and everything else, Jensen watches the miles fly by and watches Fuckpig in their home on wheels. Slices of life on the filthiest tourbus in the US of A.

    We're gonna need a montage (montage!)

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    1/1
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    54
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    537
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    Bulma enjoys being part of Vegeta's nightly routine.

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    Harry never expected his early Quidditch practice to turn out the way it did.

    Or the one when the regular insults and fighting the Slytherin and Gryffindor between leads to something more. Harry can't say he's sorry.

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    1/1
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    26
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    “A good captain learns to delegate.”

    He does look up now, brows quirking slightly, something darkly amused in his eyes. “Does he, then?”

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    When Rafael wants him to bend over their desk at home, Sonny is nothing if not willing to oblige his lover's sensual direction.

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    "Arthur Maxson, Elder of the Eastern Branch of The Brotherhood of Steel, would never allow a simple woman to undermine his rule. He was not a man to be trifled with. Juliana, however, was not the breed of woman he’s grown to know. From the moment Paladin Danse personally sponsored her, he knew she was trouble. Danse, being a long time friend, caused him to give her a chance. He didn’t know if he would regret it. It wasn’t as if he wasn’t expecting a completely subordinate wastelander to be standing in front of him, but he didn’t expect a pretty slip of a thing with such a sweet face. He was expecting at least one gnarly scar on her cheek but hers was smooth and blemish free. It was as if she was made of prewar porcelain."

    AKA awkward 20 year old closet virgin Maxson finds love.

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    8/?
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    In the wake of Star Trek: Beyond, Leonard McCoy can tell Spock and Uhura's relationship isn't going to last.

    Feeling a little lonely himself and understanding how painful it can be to lose at love, he makes a plan to befriend Spock in order to help him get over his impending breakup. He believes he just doesn't want Spock to retreat from humanity and shut himself away behind his stoic Vulcan facade... but he doesn't realize how recent events have begun to change his feelings toward his Vulcan colleague and nemesis.

    Nor does he anticipate the Machiavellian cleverness of Jim Kirk in manipulating them both to throw them together. Or is his captain's helpful meddling just a colossal coincidence? McCoy can't be sure....

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    32
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    Imprisoned far to north in an asylum for the cursed, Levi is given a chance at freedom by one of the mysterious undead. Together they find a means of escape, and will be drawn into the fate of the fading world.
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    Not knowing a single thing about Dark Souls shouldn't hamper understanding.

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    Leia never intended to start flirting with Poe Dameron. Once she started flirting, she never intended to start sleeping with him, much less develop feelings for him. But then, so few things in her life have turned out the way she expected. Why should this one be any different?

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    You're a rare antiquities thief, but this job might be a little more than you bargained for.

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    Lexa Woods is a millionaire playgirl and the sole inheritor to the Woods Enterprise Holdings fortune after her parents passed away in a tragic accident. Since then, she’s completely satisfied living a life involving endless booze, women, and parties. Although she is still a senior (and has been for 2 years now) at the prestigious UCLA, college education and real-life responsibilities doesn’t concern her. She’s envied, wanted, and rich, and that’s all that matters.

    That all changes however, once she meets the beautiful and mysterious Clarke Griffin – a dedicated student struggling to support herself and her younger brother, who isn’t at all intrigued by Lexa’s self-destructive lifestyle. Although both women are from two very different worlds, Lexa is determined to get to know more about the only girl who, up until now, has been the only one able to make her feel alive. She wants – No, NEEDS – to find a way to make Clarke see that there is more to her than meets the eye… that there is more hidden away to the girl behind the mask.

    **Read if you want to: Laugh your ass off, fall in love with the dynamic duo known as Aden and Raven, and fall even more in love with CLEXA :)**

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    Anakin Skywalker died within the arms of his son, weighed down by decades of regrets. He expected to become one with the Force, to finally be at peace after a life of suffering through the consequences of his horrible mistakes. What he did not foresee was the Force giving him a second chance—so, when Anakin awakes in the past, he decides to tread the path of redemption, setting off a chain of events that will irrevocably change the fate of the entire galaxy. Unfortunately, Anakin is still a murderous Sith Lord with a moral compass that's distinctly askew. The past as we know it will burn, and Anakin will crush the ashes beneath his heel.

    [a fast-paced action story starring morally deficient protagonists, gratuitous violence, dark humor, poor-decision making, murder and mayhem, and an ever-increasing amount of hilariously improbable situations]

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
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    The boys take turns getting cozy with each other in a series of unrelated ficlets.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
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    15
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    What do you do when you can't get your professor out of your head - literally?

    Rated E for later chapters

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    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    210
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    325
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    5263

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