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    Things are good, he decides as he puts a pot of water on the stove to sanitize Natasha’s dildo. They have a good repertoire between them, with Steve, and fucking at night breaks up the monotony and stress of searching for Bucky during the day. It’s a good system, as far as Sam’s concerned.
    And then the box shows up.

    In which Sam gets a mysterious package from a mysterious person and, after a spell of feelings and a trip to Switzerland, both of those mysterious things get used quite a bit, much to everyone's delight.

    (This is a sequel to By Any Other Name and will make more sense if you read that first, but if you don't want to, this fic will still work fine as a stand-alone. Just check the notes for some cursory details.)

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    Five years after the events of Phantom Planet, Vlad returns. Which would be problematic enough even without piercing a hole into the space-time continuum. Sadly, though, that happens and makes sure that old enemies can blaze a trail through different dimensions and times in order to rule the world. Or rather, all of them. Only armed with a Thermos, their own powers and a tiny bit of help from Clockwork, Danny and Vlad have to confront their greatest fears, overcome old and new traumatic experiences and occasionally try to stay alive. With and without a relationship.

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    Or, How To Royally Piss Off Your Latin Teacher In A Dozen Words Or Less.

    Latin lessons are boring as Hell... especially when Hell happens to be your ancient tutor's hometown. Even worse is when you're forced to write Latin poems as punishment for failing your exams - and that's after said ancient tutor from Hell whacks you across the hands for pre-punishment! Well, when one is forced to do ridiculously boring work, one must find a way to liven things up a bit, right? Of course right!

    Featuring soulless_lover as our little brat plucky student hero, Ciel
    and Silverwing26 as dirty old man sadistic motherfucker the oldest Latin tutor on Earth Sebastian

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    Peter and Drax get separated from the other Guardians during a mission in a snow storm and take refugge in a cave, where keeping their body temperature up results in some physical activity.

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    green is a very important character at this time in my life. let's write shitty drabble ficlet things about it! B)

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    Felicity offers to help Thea out again and Roy thinks Thea and Felicity should kiss. Bad puns, mentions of Felicity's loud voice and Felicity's less than pure motivation for helping Thea.

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    Alpha Harry asks omega Louis out and things progress from there.

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    Secret Santa, Eureka style! :D

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    A few years after their divorce, Abhi runs into Pragya, who is on a very startling personal mission. One thing leads to another and suddenly they're eagerly making up for lost time. But with all the bitterness in their past, is it still possible for them to share a future?

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    Silly ficlet and shipscuses. Skye talks to Coulson about talking to her dad about them.

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    Logan and Kurt are reunited in Winzeldorf. But their time apart left scars. Can they re-establish the bond they once had or have they changed too much?

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    A gun is pointed at Dr. Spencer Reid's chest by a man who intends to pull the trigger as part of a plot to frame Reid for murder.

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    “Whoa, whoa,” a low voice cried. The horse snorted, and Billy heard the soft thud of hooves hitting the earth alarmingly close to where he was standing. It was so close, he could feel the muffled reverberations in the packed earth. Then, “Oh my God, are you okay?”

    No, he wanted to shout. He was trembling all over, knees actually shaking. Billy slowly dropped his arm and dared to blink open his eyes. He looked up—and up—and up—until he met those blue eyes, just as open and bright as the whole damned Big Sky country in a face that was, oh God yes, really incredibly handsome. The sharp words dried on his tongue; the fear drained away. He could actually feel his brain derail. Holy crap, that was one hot cowboy. “Um,” Billy said stupidly. “I. Yeah. I think…yeah. Hi.”

    “I am so sorry,” Hot Cowboy said. “I am so, so unbelievably sorry.”

    “No, hey, it’s fine,” Billy quickly assured him. “No harm done. Um. Nice horse.”

    Nice horse? He fought the urge to cover his face with his hands.

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    Q has had to learn his lessons the hard way, but they have served him well.

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    "I bet I can pop more at once than you can," Johnny challenged.

    "Oh no ya don'. We are not stahtin' a popcorn-poppin' contest."

    "Sure we are. We just did!"

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    Bilba Baggins knows tricks, has used them herself to fascinate fauntlings and provoke respectable types into unreasonable actions, while keeping her own eyes clear on the path she desires, on keeping Padlin's path clear of threats and uprisings from how things had once been in the Shire under another Thain's rule; has danced with words and flirtation and led the Shire, trembling, gasping, into the world whilst walking backwards and thinking eyes on me, eyes on me all the way. Bilba Baggins was a being of tricks, cobbled together in ruins and blood on snow to soften blows, to trade barbs like flashes of steel and -- above all else -- to serve a better hobbit than her grandfather had been. Then she ever had the chance to be.

    Bilba Baggins the Clever, the Deft-Hand, the Kindly One and the Cruel One and the Right Hand. Mad Baggins. Baggins of Bag-End. Took of Tookland. Disturber of the Peace. Dog, the Thain's Dog.

     

    (Or: The Fell Winter changes everything.)

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    Logan remembers and regrets.

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    Dylan Rhodes and Bruce Banner are twins meeting for the first time when SHIELD tries to recruit Dylan.

    Tony is a really good boyfriend. Even if he makes some very inappropriate jokes about twin fantasies.

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    John and Dorian are columnists who find a way to communicate their issues of each other...without actually taking to each other.

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    Anne and Mary from those first lessons to them getting even closer; friendship and lessons on using a cutlass and pistol, misunderstandings and duels and coming together.

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