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    He would've enjoy killing Will and preserving his organs for later use because, after all, he did look rather tasty but Hannibal figured this was still a win in his book. He would much rather enjoy Will's body this way, and in abundance, than to have him all in just one sitting.

     

    **!!Happy Halloween!!**

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    A young girl is dead and Gintoki has been hired to hunt down the prime suspect. He'd just expected there to be a lot less fur... and teeth. Actual werewolf Hijikata. HijiGinHiji.

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    Hijikata wakes up to a cold, empty bed when staying over at Gintoki's and is determined to do what he needs to in order to get his personal body heater back. But is he willing to pay the price for it?

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    "Are you going to drink that entire bottle?" a dark-haired ninja chewing on a long needle asked her full of amusement as he joined them at her table.

    She gave him a firm, unimpressed look. To her side she heard Izumo-san snort. "Yes I am, shinobi-san, yes I am. I will drink so much that I will hopefully not remember a single thing that happened today."

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    A Halloween story in which Clint is clever, Phil likes pun costumes, and both of them are just precious. Characters are Marvel's, not mine.

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    Based on a tumblr post;

    "my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing"

    #pick an otp imagine them meeting like this

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    It was one of the most horrifying things that could have happened.

    He really should have known better than to get his hopes up. But no, he had been so excited to follow into the footsteps of his father, of Sirius, of the Marauders – and to become an animagus.

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    Cosette mandated that there would no electronics on their camping trip. She never considered how useful a GPS might have been when they ended up getting lost on the way to the campsite.

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    Merlin had been living in the Crystal Cave for centuries when destiny called. Disguised as a sixth year student, he went to Hogwarts to watch over Harry Potter during the Triwizard Tournament and to wait for Voldemort's rebirth. However, during the second task his cover was unexpectedly destroyed by certain prat.

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    Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His ex-wife won't stop sleeping around, the government is broken, and his life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.

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    There's no way Dean would call this a date night, but somehow, Sam has talked him into visiting Wicker Park.

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    based on a prompt: Mickey and Ian just trying to grocery shop but Ian wants healthy stuff and mick keeps trying to buy bulk pizza rolls and mick keeps throwing things they don't need into the cart simply to annoy Ian cause he loves Ian but he loves to annoy Ian more

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    After a workout in the Danger Room Logan and Kurt decide to wind down at The Box, and Kurt gets an admirer and Logan gets jealous, which leads to some delicious consequences.

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    I saw a post bemoaning the lack of dom!Q: this is going to be dom!Q. There will be 00Q, but to clarify, I'm writing him a firmly aro/homosexual in this fic.

    Q arrives in his lab to find a gift awaiting him from his favourite 00 agent.

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    Logan’s latest mission has kept them apart, even on their special day, but they plan to make up for it when he returns.

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    Someone took a sharp tool and carved that word into the lid of this box. Winchester. No date or place or indication of its contents. It’s the only word here, except one: Chevrolet in chrome letters on the hood of the car one of ’em is draped across in one of the photos, bleeding, the blood a bright silver-black.

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    Five times Derek is there for Stiles, and one time Stiles returns the favor.

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    Gintoki/Hijikata pairing - Gintoki was still standing, but he was frozen, eyes wide and unblinking. Hijikata's fingers twitched, ice chips broke out all over his skin, a sweat so cold and sudden the hairs on the back of his neck rose.

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    Rick thought he was seeking an ancient treasure. What he found was even more valuable.

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    Things are good, he decides as he puts a pot of water on the stove to sanitize Natasha’s dildo. They have a good repertoire between them, with Steve, and fucking at night breaks up the monotony and stress of searching for Bucky during the day. It’s a good system, as far as Sam’s concerned.
    And then the box shows up.

     

    In which Sam gets a mysterious package from a mysterious person and, after a spell of feelings and a trip to Switzerland, both of those mysterious things get used quite a bit, much to everyone's delight.

    (This is a sequel to By Any Other Name and will make more sense if you read that first, but if you don't want to, this fic will still work fine as a stand-alone. Just check the notes for some cursory details.)

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