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    Merlin had been living in the Crystal Cave for centuries when destiny called. Disguised as a sixth year student, he went to Hogwarts to watch over Harry Potter during the Triwizard Tournament and to wait for Voldemort's rebirth. However, during the second task his cover was unexpectedly destroyed by certain prat.

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    25,577
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    “The Governor thinks, given the high-stress nature of your work at Five-O, that there might be some utility in having regular sessions."

    Chapters:

    1. Session #2: A little off
    2. Session #3: The truth about parents
    3. Session #4: Steve goes it alone
    4. Session #5: Steve and Danny don't talk to the therapist about Colombia; except they kinda do
    5. Session #6: Grief
    6. Session #7: It's all about the girl
    7. Session #8: Danny talks about corollaries
    8. Session #9: Love and marriage

    Language:
    English
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    15,975
    Chapters:
    8/25
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2997
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    Neal sees a problem with him sneaking into the Burke house

    Language:
    English
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    765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    113
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    Cecil attends the Thanksgiving Day Dead Citizens Impersonation Contest, always. It is his patriotic duty, and as someone who loves his country (despite the unsavory racial politics of its Reptilian founders) and his town (despite its byzantine tax system), he does not scoff at that.

    Also, the Thanksgiving Day Dead Citizens Impersonation Contest is the one time during the year when it is governmentally condoned—no, governmentally encouraged—to throw pie at Steve Carlsberg’s face.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    254
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    ***BoO Spoilers*** Proceed with Caution!

    Shortly after his stay in the infirmary, Nico agrees to accompany Will Solace and his friend Lou Ellen on a quest for Apollo. It's a trip full of new experiences, old dangers, and revisiting past wounds. Along the way, they discover the secret to healing and learn to move forward.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,505
    Chapters:
    37/37
    Comments:
    1101
    Kudos:
    1137
    Bookmarks:
    132
    Hits:
    29911
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    Drift doesn't know who he is without Deadlock; Wing isn't half the knight he should be. Fortunately, there are plenty of planets to visit, battles to fight, and lives to save while they figure it out. Two bots setting off into the universe to find their path, together.

    (ie, Wing Lives AU.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,037
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    152
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2301
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    Их красота вечна и принадлежит мне безраздельно. Найдется ли в мире еще одна столь же везучая ванна, свободная от рамок скоротечной человеческой жизни?

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    8
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    «Как скучна жизнь старого балкона!» — должно быть, думаете вы. Спешу вас успокоить: любого другого, но только не моя.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    7
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    “This is no laughing matter, Snake!” Ocelot sputtered, tossing his damp head like the overwrought drama-queen that he was. “If you weren’t so oblivious, things would never have come to this!”

     

    “Oblivious?” Snake repeated, “Come to what? How is it my fault that you’re attacking me in the shower?”

     

    In which Ocelot flirts the only way he knows how, and finally gets through Snake's thick skull (with something other than a bullet).

    Language:
    English
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    1,233
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    185
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    Jamesy is impatient and a devil. Michael follows him as always.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    997
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    309
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    Hugo isn’t sure why Uncle Harry’s here, but he’s curious to find out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    676
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    "His clothes would have caused a perfectly respectable hobbit to blanch in horror, mussed and casual from months of travelling; the bruises decorating his fair skin would have provoked a gasp; the ragged state of his unusually straight and unusually short dark hair, a flinch; all combined with the spectacle of a Hobbit -- even a Took - with a sword at the hip would have caused even the most hardy of hobbits a fainting spell.

    However, Bilbo Took was not a perfectly respectable hobbit."

    Or that Dwobbit!Bilbo AU. Goddamnit.

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    English
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    3,727
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1487
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    Okay so, I'm known to not finish a lot of my fics, but this one I'm aiming to actually finish. I have a beta on this one and she's forcing me to post this and she's helping me out! So thanks Rosie!

    So, Castiel is a bit of a jerk and Dean is just as bad, so when Cas tells an innocent enough lie that manages to stretch itself around school and the rest of town, the two have no choice but to play along.

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    He must have passed out. Dean woke to bright white lights and white walls, and white floor and white bed and oh God, everything was white. Yep, he was dead and he didn't even get to experience what everyone was so scared about in hell. He'd gone to crappy heaven were he would have to wear a blinding white toga or something and carry a harp. He wanted to play pool with Satan. Nothing ever goes his way. First, he had died and then second, he didn't even get to experience his afterlife of choice. Fan-fucking-tastic.

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    English
    Words:
    19,401
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    929
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    In which Mamoru needs rescuing and the only one to help Usagi is...Zoisite. Yes, Zoisite.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    458
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    78
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    A slow romance grows between Arthur and Merlin.

    Language:
    English
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    1,754
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    239
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    Arya thanked all the Gods in that moment but found out soon she was going to regret it.

    Arya Stark and Gendry "The bastard" Baratheon are both trying to get through their high school life without any hitches but one day they both meet and realise they both release something in one another thats not natural.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,260
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3547
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    Charles sends a text to the wrong number.

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    [10:22 AM]
    Can we meet for coffee? I just got dumped.

    [10:30 AM]
    I think you've got the wrong number.
    [10:31 AM]
    Unless you make a habit of texting people you don't know about this sort of thing?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,120
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    760
    Bookmarks:
    159
    Hits:
    8526
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    Is it still a forgery if the work is your own?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    242
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    The problem with creating life that has the potential to become self-aware: once it does, there is no way of predicting where they might go, and what plans they will inadvertently mangle in the process of their own self-discovery.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,722
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    174
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    Peter gets woken up at two in the morning by an unfortunately familiar face - or, at least, mask. At least he gets rewarded for his troubles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    234
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2521

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