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    Kakashi slowly lifted his head to look at Kabuto with narrowed eyes. It was quite a feat for any ninja to steal a book from underneath the nose of the Rokudaime Hokage, let alone one of the most nefarious villains in the history of the village hidden in the leaves.

    “The maid was about to learn her lesson,” Kakashi protested, as if he hadn’t read this volume thirty-seven times already. “Sexually.”

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    A short, 1k cutesy piece for oldmarriedspirk. Spock and Kirk take a short holiday.

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    We've always wished for an escape. For love. For adventure. When a package arrives, April Robinson is given a chance at a new life. And it just so happens to start in an alleyway. In 1943. The one thing she wants to know is, who is this Howard Stark?

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    After a long day at work for the FBI, Naomi just wants to get back to her L.A. home and relax. Unfortunately, her crazy, off-the-walls fiancée Beyond has other plans for her. But as the evening wears on, annoying as he can be, she realizes just why she loves him and that the grand finale to end the day might just be worth waiting for after all.

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    Sherlock cannot help but notice that catholic school children struggle with chastity.

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    Lewis and Hathaway turn a leaf-raking session into a bit of a frolic…and it's all Lewis's idea.

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    Desmond gets embarrassed by Shaun in front of the girls, but when Shaun goes to apologise, he gets a surprise.

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    He would've enjoy killing Will and preserving his organs for later use because, after all, he did look rather tasty but Hannibal figured this was still a win in his book. He would much rather enjoy Will's body this way, and in abundance, than to have him all in just one sitting.

     

    **!!Happy Halloween!!**

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    A young girl is dead and Gintoki has been hired to hunt down the prime suspect. He'd just expected there to be a lot less fur... and teeth. Actual werewolf Hijikata. HijiGinHiji.

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    Hijikata wakes up to a cold, empty bed when staying over at Gintoki's and is determined to do what he needs to in order to get his personal body heater back. But is he willing to pay the price for it?

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    "Are you going to drink that entire bottle?" a dark-haired ninja chewing on a long needle asked her full of amusement as he joined them at her table.

    She gave him a firm, unimpressed look. To her side she heard Izumo-san snort. "Yes I am, shinobi-san, yes I am. I will drink so much that I will hopefully not remember a single thing that happened today."

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    A Halloween story in which Clint is clever, Phil likes pun costumes, and both of them are just precious. Characters are Marvel's, not mine.

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    Based on a tumblr post;

    "my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing"

    #pick an otp imagine them meeting like this

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    It was one of the most horrifying things that could have happened.

    He really should have known better than to get his hopes up. But no, he had been so excited to follow into the footsteps of his father, of Sirius, of the Marauders – and to become an animagus.

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    Cosette mandated that there would no electronics on their camping trip. She never considered how useful a GPS might have been when they ended up getting lost on the way to the campsite.

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    Merlin had been living in the Crystal Cave for centuries when destiny called. Disguised as a sixth year student, he went to Hogwarts to watch over Harry Potter during the Triwizard Tournament and to wait for Voldemort's rebirth. However, during the second task his cover was unexpectedly destroyed by certain prat.

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    Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His ex-wife won't stop sleeping around, the government is broken, and his life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.

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    There's no way Dean would call this a date night, but somehow, Sam has talked him into visiting Wicker Park.

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    based on a prompt: Mickey and Ian just trying to grocery shop but Ian wants healthy stuff and mick keeps trying to buy bulk pizza rolls and mick keeps throwing things they don't need into the cart simply to annoy Ian cause he loves Ian but he loves to annoy Ian more

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    After a workout in the Danger Room Logan and Kurt decide to wind down at The Box, and Kurt gets an admirer and Logan gets jealous, which leads to some delicious consequences.

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