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    “Wha— you're the crazy one! Tea is the sweet nectar of humanity. A gift from the universe!”

    “Keep telling yourself that,” Keith mutters as he fills his cherry red mug with water. After dumping the powder into his cup, he snags a silvery spoon-like utensil from the nearest drawer and stalks over to the seat next to Lance. “Besides, your ‘gift from the universe’ smells awful.”

    or: Keith and Lance settle the great “Tea vs. Coffee Debate” the only way they know how.

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    It's really nice when you're home for autumn and the weather is chilly and you get to cuddle with your boyfriend and maybe talk about what you'll do on the last day on earth.

    [Author Notes and Warnings inside]

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    Elodie Lavellan owns a four-person sedan, and refuses to buy a mini-van so that more of her companions can tag along on missions. What? She loves her little blue Surefoot!

    Shacked up in the abandoned Skyhold hotel in a mildly post-apocalyptic version of the modern world, Elodie and her companions travel all over the region to deal with threats of dire proportions. Along the way, Elodie has to deal with motel fights, pit stops for pie, disagreements over the radio, and wrong coffee orders.

    Oh, and the impending threat against modern Thedas, the one with the username Corypheus.

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    17/?
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    Intimacy is hard.
    And they're the worst at it. But learning together is fun.

    Yuuri and Victor experience several firsts together, each chapter, another first. Expect porn with plot, from the GPF Exhibition to St. Petersburg.

    Slow Burners: Prior one-shot fics are foreplay, both emotional and physical, leading to this, the main event!

    Phicimetti fans: Start at Chap 3, in their POV. If you like my characterization of your ship, they're in chaps 2-4 and thank you for reading!

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    miwaluigi added discoinferno, SAAAN, blasterblade, dinobot, Misaky, and robofighter to the chat.

    miwaluigi changed the chat name to Card Capital Club.

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    3/?
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    Parson gestures with his spoon toward Hawke. “So am I allowed to ask about the service dog or is that not PC?”

    “My medical history is more of a 3rd date conversation," Eli says.

    “Oh? Why’s that?”

    “Because. No one sticks around after that conversation and I like to live in glorious denial for a short period beforehand.”

    It comes out more self deprecating than he intended.

    Parson looks…thoughtful. “Well, does this count as one or two?

    “Pardon?”

    “This. Ice cream. I mean, technically it’s a second location, but still the same night. So is this one date or two?”

    “One,” Eli says firmly. “If it’s happening within the same three-hour period.”

    “You’re the expert,” Parson says, which, he’s really, really, not, but ok.

    “So still two dates to go then?” Parson continues.

    “I—what?”

    “We’ve got a roadie coming up but then we’re home for almost two weeks. When does your semester start?”

    “You want to do this again?” Eli asks.

    Parson stops idly twirling his spoon.

    “You don’t?”

    He does, Eli realizes. He really does. Because apparently he actually likes Kent fucking Parson.

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    "Kid leaned back against his pillows and threw his arms over his head with a dramatic groan. “Did you see his aaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss?”

    “Yes, Captain, I saw his ass; it’s very nice. I’m not sure how much he appreciated your grabbing it, though.”

    “I couldn’t heeeeeeeelp it. Did you see how long his fingers are? And his innnnnnk? Probably he’s the one, Killer.”

    “Probably your brain is bleeding, you idiot,” Killer retorted."

     

    Killer has to take Kid to the ER and things take an interesting turn.

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    Alec Lightwood is a world-famous author, though the world knows him only under his pseud: Gideon Archer. Magnus Bane is a fashion designer who just happens to be a big fan of Gideon's work.

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    “Buck?”

    “Yeah?”

    “Can you please get your hand off my butt, the guests are beginning to notice.”

    “That’s not what you were saying last night.”

    “Because there were no guests last night, come on, Buck, don’t be an-”

    “-anyone ever tell you you’re really lame? And boring?”

    “Only you, dear. Every single day of our lives.”

    “Actually, both you and I were separately frozen for several years at a time, so I don’t think that’s strictly tru-”

    “Jesu- fine, just leave it there, you smart ass.”

    “Whipped.”

    OR

    The one where Steve and Bucky are slow-dancing on their wedding floor and Steve is determined to remind Bucky of how much he means to him. Even though they get sidetracked and banter quite a bit.

    Frozen supersoldiers and their quirks, am I right?

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    Nam Sora just needed a break.

    Away from school, family, and most importantly: a past she's desperately trying to put behind her. She wasn't expecting to get hired for BigHit Entertainment, and she definitely wasn't expecting to attract the attention of one Bangtan Sonyeondan.

    The last thing she needs is a bunch of dorky, talented, attractive boys consuming her mind... but her heart seems to disagree.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    It's a normal Friday night in Isak's life. Just five guys, hanging out drunk at McDonalds in the middle of the night, talking about blowjobs, trying to deep-throat coke bottles. That sort of thing.

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    After Sirius's death, Harry decides to escape the life the Wizarding world has been building for him. He will fulfill the prophecy his own way: at Voldemort's side. The Light will never know what hit it.

    [Ten years after originally writing this, I am finally ready to take on an updated, expanded, kijiggered version I've been poking off and on for years. Here goes nothing!]

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    It was lacrosse try-outs, that was where Stiles saw him, where their eyes first brushed past and then flicked back to each other, locking on. It was that moment, when the world slowed to a crawl, when the volume hit zero and it was just him and Liam.

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    49,371
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    31/?
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    18
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    Another encounter in a posh-er bathroom between Junkrat and Roadhog, a few months after the Route 66 injury has the two talking about the terms of their business arrangement.

    Part 3 and END of this arc.

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    Steve is having a nice run / bitching session through snowy Central Park with Sam, when he gets a mystifyingly cryptic text from Bucky.

    He'd better hurry home, just in case. You never know what might happen in weather like this.

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    Yang and Weiss find themselves forcibly isolated from the rest of team RWBY, and each struggles to deal with the loss of their friends and life before the fall of Beacon. Yang is lost and angry as she tries to cope with her physical and emotional troubles, while Weiss struggles to navigate the cold and treacherous world that is the Schnee Dust Company and her birthright. Both walk different paths in separate worlds, but they will find that the help they needed to move forward is now standing next to them.

    If you wanted to see Yang work through her trauma and Weiss kick some corporate ass at the SDC in Volume 4 then this is the story for you. Stays as true to the cannon from first 3 volumes as possible while diving deep into story and character development for both huntress.

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    20/24
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    Two FBI special agents go undercover to infiltrate a gang of street racers. If only they were a little more compatible..

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    Prom Night is coming up - well-laid plans are thwarted, stubborn minds are changed and curious encounters lead to surprising conclusions. Promptis!

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    Marin Alvarado is a damn good engineer, and she spends way too much time at work trying to prove it. When a car crash strands her in a world that is unnerving similar to her brother’s favorite video game, she knows she is hallucinating, because that is the only rational explanation. Unable to wake up she sets about science-ing the shit out of the Inquisition.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    Oswald finds himself tied to the last person he wants to be near.

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    47
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