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    The next day, Kacchan turns on the cold water while Izuku is showering, resulting in a screaming match that the whole floor gets involved in, and soap bars starts flying everywhere, while Mineta throws his purple balls so that people can grab onto them and not slip on the wet floor, earning a “You’re not that bad, dude,” from Kirishima. Aizawa punishes them all by making them run laps for an hour the next morning.

    Two days later, Izuku retaliates by lowering the thermostat until Kacchan can’t summon fire to burn his clothes, and Iida appears in the doorway holding a flag and shouting, “JUSTICE FOR CLOTHES! NO MORE DESTRUCTION OF FABRIC! WE MUST FIGHT THIS STRIKE AGAINST THE TEXTILE INDUSTRY, COMRADES!”

    Kacchan rips the thermostat from the wall with his fire cannons and burns the flag, half of Izuku’s wardrobe, and his bed.//Deku and Kacchan are roommates, and everyone fears for their safety.

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    She'd woken up in an unrecognizable galaxy, jammed together from spare parts, a Cerberus logo stamped on her ass. She'd been handed a beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line mockery of her old ship, crewed by beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line terrorists.

    The Alliance wanted her to shut up and go back to being conveniently dead. Kaidan, it seemed, felt the same way. Anderson was the only family she'd ever had, and he wouldn't even answer her emails.

    And either Shepard's sanity had splintered under the stress, or she was now some kind of unkillable demigod. Or both.

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    When Cassandra and Jake plan a Disney themed costume party, Eve and Flynn disagree over the perfect costume.

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    Жизненно-бытовая фантасмагория с элементами драмы. И опять-таки на злобу дня в ожидании нового сезона.
    Актёры часто предлагают новые идеи во благо сериалу, но почему-то ими всё равно не довольны. Тяжек хлеб лицедея.

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    James had only planned to return a book. He hadn't counted on Ozpin being awake or that a simple question could open the door to something he'd never imagined possible.

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    They "accidentally" hook up at a party and they are all awkward after but then it happens again and again til eventually they get caught by Kelvin and Adam. - an anon message sent to my Tumblr.

    This is that story.

    Ryan and Danny come together in a housewarming party at Isabel's new house. Inconvenient feelings and awkwardness ensue afterwards until it happens again. And again. Eventually, the ultimate awkward situation happens - they get caught. Will they still have each other at the end of it?

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    “What are you?” you finally managed to stutter out.

    “Who are you, baby, that’s rude,” he chastised.

    “But, if you must know,” he continued, sounding so very encumbered, “I’m an incubus.”

    “A what?” You gaped, your mind reeling. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, an incubus.

    Where Gerard is an incubus, and he fucks the life out of you.

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    Peggy Carter and Bucky Barnes love each other and hate the twenty-first century. So much hate.

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    I never gave much thought to how I would die- and frankly I didn’t give a fuck. To be honest, I never thought dating a clumsy nerd would lead to this.

    Across the room his soulless, red eyes peered at me through the darkness. He smiled an unnervingly pleasant smile, as if we were just sitting down to a nice cup of tea- instead of planning to rip my fucking head off.

    It was a pretty shitty way to die. It was all the fucking nerds fault. I can’t really blame him though; wait yes I can. Although he was just doing what he thought was right -emphasis on thought- he fucked up. He fucked up big time.

    God damn it. None of this would have ever happened if I hadn’t have moved here, if I’d stayed in Arizona like Troye had wanted me to. Fucking Sporks. Who names a town Sporks anyway? Whatever though. I can’t say I’m too happy about my impending doom but I guess it has been a good ride. When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's unreasonable to grieve when it comes to an end. I can still complain about it though.

    His smile remained unfaltering as he lumbered forward, undeterred, to kill me.

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    “你为什么从来都不邀请我去吃早午餐?”Charles说。

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    Sebastian grabs his laptop, and opens a new client file, and names it Evans, Chris.

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    With Lt. Maureen Reece gone to Atlantis, SG10 is at a crossroads. This is how the journey continues.

    #13 Some things, only a female Marine can get right. Sorting out a fallen comrade's belongings is one of them.

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    13/?
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    Landra has a gift that she has turned to a creative outlet, leading her to the fortress of skyhold

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    Пахнет как стряпня Джейкоба. (с)

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    Фантасмагория на злобу дня в ожидании нового сезона. Все хотят поцеловать Шерлока, а он хочет всех послать.

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    Yoongi wasn't always bitter- okay that was a lie, he had been bitter about everything since he could remember. Recently, he had become salty as well. What more, he was becoming pink on top of it all. The last one was due to his rising blood pressure every time Jung Hoseok was around. It was also maybe the color of his cheeks, more often than not. Maybe.

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    Another coffee shop AU that no one asked for, in which Derek communicates with his eyebrows, Stiles likes Paula Cole, and both of these wingnuts are oblivious to how in love they are until it hits them like a ton of bricks.

    "Stiles sighed as he watched scowly-but-insultingly-attractive-girly-coffee-drinking guy leave.

    “I tried to be charming,” he said aloud to no one, “Really, I did. He’s just so…sour.” because apparently the ghosts in the cafe were skeptical about that. He didn’t have a snowflake’s chance in hell with that guy, but maybe they could at least have a nice customer-barista relationship. That is, if Stiles hadn’t scared him off for good."

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    Читатели настойчиво вопрошают — почему продолжение так долго не пишешь, где новая глава, когда новый фанфик начнёшь… А на самом деле всё не так легко и безобидно, как они считают. Писательство опасно для жизни.

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    In this AU, inspired from Jane Austen's novel, Louis Bennet (Louis Tomlinson) lives with his mother, father (James Corden) and sisters (Little Mix members) in the English countryside.

    As the eldest, he faces mounting pressure from his parents to marry. When the outspoken Louis is introduced to the handsome and upper-class Mr. Darcy (Harry Styles), sparks fly, and not necessarily romantic at first.

    Although there is obvious chemistry between the two, Harry's overly reserved and prideful nature combined with Louis' prejudice threatens the fledgling relationship. Will biting banter lead to biting lips and other anatomy? Will they hate their love? Or just love to hate one another?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    Simran Grover is an aspiring actress trying to live a simple life with her friends and sisters. Everything is turned upside down when she meets Chris Evans.

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    English
    Words:
    138,366
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    190
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    248
    Bookmarks:
    31
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