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    Remus almost flinches away – unused to having or witnessing Sirius give anything his unwavering attention – like looking directly at the sun and having the sun look straight back, he’s thinking, and then Sirius does something.

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    A tale of EPIC LOVE. Dark romance, angst, and way too much homoerotic tension. And sex. But also lots of plot. Oh, and a happy ending.

    The long and winding story of John and Rodney's love begins with hot & dirty sex in Antarctica. But then in Pegasus a true bond and friendship deepens -despite the demons and ghosts from their respective pasts -until it becomes impossible to deny what they mean to each other. The real story of the first 5 years must be told to understand the next 5 years and beyond.
    WARNING: some NON/CON but not between John/Rodney
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    When Jedi Knight Steve Rogers returns to the planet of his birth, he meets someone he thought long dead.

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    For kylocatqueen.

    Rey just needs to get back to her hometown for her best friends' wedding. Getting a ride from Kylo may not be the best idea (maybe because he's her boss, maybe because they can't go five minutes without taunting one another), but life isn't really giving her an option, now is it? She just needs to survive this three-day drive and the ordeal will be done, right?

    (Road Trip AU)

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    11/?
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    You were all too used to dive bars and the kinds of folks that hung out in them; namely the rot-gut swilling, fight starting types who got handsy after a few too many shots and were quick to stiff you on your tip in favor of just one more drink.

    That’s why you thought you could handle it when a surly hurricane of rage and resentment in the form of one towering, thickly muscled flame haired male sauntered briskly into the dimly lit doors of Jack’s Crocodile Bar, your relatively new place of employment. The scathing look that your boss, the steely eyed, strong backed bar owner Jack flashed your way had you hastily second guessing your lofty notions of pub mastery.

    The words she drawled to you in that low sweet mid-west accent, and her crimson painted finger nails that curled around your t-shirt clad shoulder in a gesture of commiseration, didn’t do anything to help.

    “That right there is trouble, plain as the day is long,” Jack said, following your line of sight to the immense glowering ginger currently slouching in the sticky vinyl of a dingy booth that sat a few strides from the dentine bar, “And he just sat down in your section.”

     

    The Other Time Mad Sweeney Lost His Lucky Coin

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    Gintoki/Hijikata pairing - Gintoki was still standing, but he was frozen, eyes wide and unblinking. Hijikata's fingers twitched, ice chips broke out all over his skin, a sweat so cold and sudden the hairs on the back of his neck rose.

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    32/?
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    The slimmer sequel to What We’ve Got, featuring two old rednecks happily growing older together. Much love, domestic nonsense, and plenty of weekends spent entertaining the grandbaby. This is basically gratuitous comfort reading and spans a period of several years in Rust and Marty's future together; rating will probably increase for later chapters, so stay tuned for some retirement community romance.

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    2/5
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    5
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    Where the ale flows, banter and fists flow alongside in equal measure, in the unending twilight of an adventurer roving far from his chosen road.

    In which much ale is imbibed, several punches fly, bears perform questionable acts with maidens fair, spells are woven, songs are sung, and a naive youth finds out the hard way why picking the pocket of a seasoned bard is a very bad idea.

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    Jamison “Junkrat” Fawkes reviews criminally refreshing bubble tea from around the world (with occasional unsolicited commentary from his bodyguard).

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    4/?
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    Arthur has a secret. Unfortunately, Merlin finds out.

    Written for Pornalot 2017 Bonus Challenge #2 (Social Media).

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    The Sorting Hat didn't suggest Slytherin because Harry had a piece of Voldemort's soul in him. Harry is plenty cunning and intelligent all by himself. Living with an abusive family will do that to you. What's more Slytherin than getting yourself sorted into Gryffindor to hide your true self after all?
    Over his first year at Hogwarts, Harry starts to notice things – like how Dumbledore seems to be hiding the truth from him. And how both Snape and Malfoy are plenty nice – even if they are tossers.
    It doesn't take long for Harry to start questioning who the real villain is. Voldemort or Dumbledore... or both. And what the hell is he supposed to do about it? Especially when he starts to fall in love with his Slytherin allies and his loyalties become that much harder to hide.

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    59/?
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    After the day Izaya twisted his ankle and kissed his enemy in an alley (as a distraction, of course), he is conflicted and trying to deal with the situation in his usual way. Unsatisfied with the results, he decides to go for a different strategy. What happens when Shizuo comes home after a long day to find the flea on his couch? Can Izaya handle Shizuo when the monster isn't trying to crush him with a vending machine and strikes back with words instead?

    Set after "Switchblades and Vending Machines" but could also be read as a standalone if you just want some angsty smut. Makes more sense with the backstory though.

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    "Halla." Isak caresses inside of Even's wrists with his fingers that were on his thigh.

    "Did Eskild weird you out?" he asks.

    "No. He is sweet. He is very fond of you."

    "He is lying." Isak scoffs.

    "I didn't tell you what we talked about?"

    "Doesn't matter. Whatever it is, it's all lies."

    "Sure, Isak." Even laughs. Isak's hands travel through Even's arms caressing on its way stopping by Even’s shoulders smiling giddily at him and he hugs him while sitting on the chair, burying his face in Even's neck, breathing in his hair.

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    Harry had been to many, many places, but never did he find anything worth coming back for. Then when boyfriend of Malfoy, new friends of Malfoy, son of Malfoy, and Malfoy himself found him, Harry wanted them to stay.

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    3/?
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    It isn't Winona that comes and collects Raylan after getting his ass kicked at the bar, but Tim.

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    What happens when the Sole Survivor, battered, broken, and seemingly heartless, becomes the new Overboss?
    Will she regain any of her former self? Will she learn to care for another again? Will she let the last person she thought show her how to love again?

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    4/?
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    They can't lie and say it happened by accident. They both knowingly crossed that line one summer afternoon when Mr. Wright was out. The decision to stay across that line finds Athena on a mission to fix Apollo's White Knight Syndrome, and gives Apollo a healthy distraction from the one he wants the most but can't have. The sex is amazing, but just as they chose a course of action as adults, so too as adults must they deal with the consequences.

    (Sequel to "What Girls Want.")

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    An Alternate Universe of my most popular fic - A Single White Omega Seeking Alpha. In this one, we see what might have happened if Greg and Mycroft had not allowed Sherlock to interfere with their natural attraction to each other when they first met.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    The problem with going to the theater with an elf who is centuries older is that it's never quite clear which sign he's pointing out when he says he was there.

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    1/1
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    Rey forces Finn and Poe to play a drinking game.

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    English
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    1/1
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    6
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    133

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