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    A collection of separate stories from Tony and Loki's travels across the realms.

    Tone, tags, and ratings will vary (from general to explicit) depending on the chapter. The author will not be held responsible for the antics of any rams impishly enchanted by mischievous gods or the consequences there of.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
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    216
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    30
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    Five times Derek is there for Stiles, and one time Stiles returns the favor.

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    5/?
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    Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His ex-wife won't stop sleeping around, the government is broken, and his life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    9/15
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    128
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    28
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    The first thing he says to Steve is, "Didn't I tell you not to do anything stupid until I was back?"

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    32
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    The crossover with Grimm no one asked for.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    24
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    83
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1816
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    So here is the prompt I was assigned for the Autumn Bottom Louis Fic Exchange (even though it isn't posting to that because I think it is too late oops...):
    AU where Louis and Harry do drugs and drink and go to parties a lot and don't give a shit about life. But they love each other and Harry's like super bad ass so when some drunk guy will put his hands on Louis or flirt with him Harry beats them up and kisses Louis in front of everyone.

    btw to the person who requested this, thank you. This was such a great prompt and I liked writing it a lot xx

    not edited because i am a piece of shit

    title from hard as a rock by ac/dc because who doesn't love some ac/dc (idk maybe just me, but the title fit)

    kudos and comments are very much appreciated! you can also find me on tumblr

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    3
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    In a much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

    Language:
    English
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    25,639
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    The boys get into the Christmas spirit. But how long will it last?

    REVISED from original LJ version!

    Series
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    English
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    Sherlock cannot help but notice that catholic school children struggle with chastity.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Things are good, he decides as he puts a pot of water on the stove to sanitize Natasha’s dildo. They have a good repertoire between them, with Steve, and fucking at night breaks up the monotony and stress of searching for Bucky during the day. It’s a good system, as far as Sam’s concerned.
    And then the box shows up.

    In which Sam gets a mysterious package from a mysterious person and, after a spell of feelings and a trip to Switzerland, both of those mysterious things get used quite a bit, much to everyone's delight.

    (This is a sequel to By Any Other Name and will make more sense if you read that first, but if you don't want to, this fic will still work fine as a stand-alone. Just check the notes for some cursory details.)

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    Five years after the events of Phantom Planet, Vlad returns. Which would be problematic enough even without piercing a hole into the space-time continuum. Sadly, though, that happens and makes sure that old enemies can blaze a trail through different dimensions and times in order to rule the world. Or rather, all of them. Only armed with a Thermos, their own powers and a tiny bit of help from Clockwork, Danny and Vlad have to confront their greatest fears, overcome old and new traumatic experiences and occasionally try to stay alive. With and without a relationship.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    Or, How To Royally Piss Off Your Latin Teacher In A Dozen Words Or Less.

    Latin lessons are boring as Hell... especially when Hell happens to be your ancient tutor's hometown. Even worse is when you're forced to write Latin poems as punishment for failing your exams - and that's after said ancient tutor from Hell whacks you across the hands for pre-punishment! Well, when one is forced to do ridiculously boring work, one must find a way to liven things up a bit, right? Of course right!

    Featuring soulless_lover as our little brat plucky student hero, Ciel
    and Silverwing26 as dirty old man sadistic motherfucker the oldest Latin tutor on Earth Sebastian

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,709
    Chapters:
    5/5
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    226
    Bookmarks:
    34
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    Peter and Drax get separated from the other Guardians during a mission in a snow storm and take refugge in a cave, where keeping their body temperature up results in some physical activity.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Felicity offers to help Thea out again and Roy thinks Thea and Felicity should kiss. Bad puns, mentions of Felicity's loud voice and Felicity's less than pure motivation for helping Thea.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    651
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    green is a very important character at this time in my life. let's write shitty drabble ficlet things about it!

    B)

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    English
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    443
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
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    Alpha Harry asks omega Louis out and things progress from there.

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    23
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    30
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    2556
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    Selina Kyle is attending a society function when who should appear but Tall, Dark, and Brooding - or, as he is now, Bruce Wayne, Idiot Playboy. Tensions run high as they fight to remain cavalier in a room full of dancing citizens. But when Catwoman calls Batman out, Bruce has to face the true motivations for his actions.

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    English
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    10,489
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    598
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    Secret Santa, Eureka style! :D

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    19
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
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    21
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    Silly ficlet and shipscuses. Skye talks to Coulson about talking to her dad about them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    745
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    250
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    Auruo Bossard was twelve when he knew he wanted to marry her. Later that night his mother would rumple his messy hair and tell him with a laugh that he was much too young to make proclamations, that he had his whole life to figure it out. But he insisted. He knew, the way you know about ripe fruit and oncoming storms, the way you ache sometimes from a hurt you haven't yet sustained. ILLUSTRATIONS BY SHARYL.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    113,820
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    208
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2459

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