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    Endeavour Morse comes to work with the police in Oxford shortly after his intended boss, Fred Thursday, collapses in his office, dead. Shortly after Morse arrives, he realizes the man is not entirely gone, when the ghost of the inspector makes himself known.

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, none of us know what comes next but we sit up in the astronomy tower staring at the sky and think maybe it’ll be okay.

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    It starts like this: Clary and Jace sit behind Meliorn in Herbology. He ignores their laughter accompanied with whispers until Jace leans forward to poke him in the back. He asks what number twelve is on the homework and Meliorn wordlessly makes an obscene gesture at him. Professor Rollins catches him and gives him a harsh glare. Once she turns around Clary asks why he didn’t get detention and without missing a beat he says its because hes ‘the best at Herbology unlike you’. Clary scoffs, then tries to make a paper airplane. She aims it at him but she's terrible at making paper airplanes and it ends up hitting Gregory Smith who's sitting in the last row on the other side of the room. He glares at her as Jace falls out of the chair laughing, but before Gregory can say anything Professor Rollins turns around to face her class.

    a.k.a. this hp au that literally not a single person asked for but exists and is here to love you. (and maybe make you cry)

    (not really. its a mess and these kids love each other far too much)

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    give a little time to me or burn this out,
    we'll play hide and seek to turn this around,
    all I want is the taste that your lips allow,
    my, my, my, my, oh give me love,



    fernando didn't get what he wanted, but got what he needed, which was a new outlook on life and what it has to offer.

    (which may or may not have included intriguing french boys.)

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    2/?
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    [UPDATING DAILY]

    Everything was washed with shades of red. That room. That hair. That suit. Not to mention all the blood.

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    Harry has liked Louis since they were children. But Harry has everything that Louis does not, and Louis kind of can't stand Harry because of it. But when Harry finds out that he has to audition for the school play for credit - the school play that's Louis' thing and only Louis' thing - things start to get interesting. Especially when he is cast as Juliet to Louis' Romeo. Title based on "Romeo and Juliet" by the Dire Straits (cover by The Killers).

    Or, a modern adaptation of Romeo and Juliet and two enemies who happen to be madly in love, what could possibly go wrong (right)?

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    15/?
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    Sebastian grabs his laptop, and opens a new client file, and names it Evans, Chris.

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    namjoon:
    so hoseok’s cheating on you with a cat you say

    yoongi:
    yes

    namjoon:
    i thought you liked animals and shit

    yoongi:
    not when they’re clearly trying to monopolize my boyfriend

    namjoon:
    how does taetae “monopolize” hoseok

    yoongi:
    he follows him EVERYWHERE

    namjoon:
    that sounds like what a typical cat would do

    yoongi:
    even to the bathroom

    namjoon:
    well you did say hoseok’s an exhibitionist

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    “I’m thinking it’s high time you and I had a little chat.”

    Jim’s jaw drops open, and he can feel his eyes stretch wide enough to damn well bug out of his skull just a touch at that, as he stares up at the man straddling him, thighs tight against Jim’s hips where he lifts back a bit to hover just far enough away not to touch, not to give any relief to Jim in his time of need.

    Now?”

    Bones smirks.

    “Yes, right fucking now seems like a perfect time."

     

    Or: The hard-won realization of who Jim Kirk really is.
     

    SPOILERS FOR STAR TREK BEYOND.

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    “I can’t take this idiot anymore.”

    Kuroko and Kagami discuss who Kuroko’s greatest rival is. As it turns out, it's a surprisingly complicated subject. (Written for Kurobas Week 2016 on Tumblr, Day Two: Rivalries.)

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    Put H50 into a supernatural world full of supernatural crimes. Of course, all the team members have abilities of their own. Except Danny. What doesn't mean he's completely helpless among creatures of the night. When the shit hits the fan, and something ancient and very evil is about to rise, Steve and his teammates are the last strongholds between mankind and the Apocalypse. Follow me on a rollercoaster ride of the otherworldly kind. My promise: You won't regret it ... hopefully.

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    13/?
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    Why did Arthur and Eames start a secret sex club to begin with? Arthur's feral sexuality is out of control. Eames decides that being in public is not the best idea. Set before the other two stories in this series, but probably best read after them.

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    1/1
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    Random bit of ridiculousness set post-Consequences.
    Everyone is very tired, Locus definitely is good at this whole human thing, and post-fighting banter is how these people flirt, I guess.

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    Harry is an omega and moves to London with his parents. On his first day at Hogwarts (at age fifteen) he runs into hotshot, alpha Draco Malfoy who is persistent on claiming Harry as his omega. Draco's intentions are dirty at first but once he gets to know him better, he finds himself falling for Harry...
    There is a bit of a love triangle between Harry, Draco and Cedric; Draco may have to convince Harry that on the inside he is a better person.
    Tom Riddle - aka Voldemort - may just be plotting to kill Harry with Lucius' allegiance and Draco doesn't know this at all. Torn between family and unconditional love, Draco will have to choose just what 'side' he will fight for.
    Harry's new found friend, Madison, a mysterious dark girl with a secret, goes missing for a while, confusing Harry, James and Lily to no end.
    Life is a struggle at Hogwarts High... With the OSS battling the oppression of omegas and Death Eaters on their tail, it seems to be an emotional, physical and political war.
    Also, vampires?

    Relationships:

    - DRACO/HARRY
    - CEDRIC/HARRY
    - FUTURE HERMIONE/RON
    - PAST SEVERUS/LILY
    - JAMES/LILY
    - AND OTHER MINOR RELATIONSHIPS

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    4/?
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    The funny thing about teaming up with someone is, you don’t necessarily get to know them. Spider-Man has had Deadpool’s “special set of skills” imposed upon him on more than one occasion, but what he could say on the subject of “who is Deadpool?” would fit on a post-it. And as much as “ultimate Spidey fanboy” Deadpool can fake it, his intel is just as lacking.

    The story of what can happen when a friendly invitation leads to an innocent slice of pizza that begets a well-meaning joke which spirals into a night cut short and unyielding questions two people had never previously been inclined to consider.

    ~*~

    Peter’s stomach made up his mind for him, rumbling loud enough for Deadpool to hear as they moved alongside each other through the shadows of the city rooftops.

    “Something tells me Spidey forgot to catch some flies before he left his web tonight.” Peter scrunched his face in mild disgust.

    “Gross.”

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    The total sum of those few hours’ work at the library was his unequivocal conviction that he met his match in Caitlin Snow. The way her mouth moved around words like ‘sidereal’ and ‘orbital period’, how she talked with her hands and recited the Earth’s gravitational constant by heart took him hook, line and sinker. Or rather; sine, cosine and tangent, though he thoroughly decided to leave the math puns out of their equation.

    For the better part of two years Barry Allen has quietly harbored a crush on Caitlin Snow, his lab partner in AP Chemistry. Then all of a sudden Barry musters up the courage to ask Caitlin out on a study date, quickly turning their relationship into something it might not be.

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    Jordyn Pace has just ended her relationship with the egotistical and jerk extraordinaire that is Lorne Dupree. Just thinking about her time with Lorne set her teeth on edge and Jordyn burned at how starry eyed and devoted she had been to someone so awful. Her feelings had blinded her to the fact that Lorne cared for no one but himself. A truth she finally accepted when she caught him in the act of cheating.

    Jordyn is doing just fine after putting her broken heart back together and moving on. Anything is better than a relationship based on lies and Jordyn is fully focused on finishing her master's degree in history without losing anymore focus. That is until she catches sight of the tall, dark, and very metal armed stranger bent over the jukebox of The Muddy Kettle like it was an extension of him. Before she knows it she's swept up in the curve of his lips and the hunger in his eyes. He wants her. She wants him. Things are about to get interesting and Jordyn doesn't care who sees, especially if that person is Lorne.

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    So, Ghirahim's gotta a soul, but he's not a sword. Or, better yet, he doesn't want to be one.

    Just before Demise rips him apart, Ghirahim questions his own loyalty towards the Demon King and decides to flee the scene. He figures that, if he's going to try and escape the father of all evil, he might as well have some company.

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    In the second episode of this series, Clara and Ashildr visit the world's first man made shopping planet 1000 years in the future, not realising they have turned up on the busiest day of the year - Black Friday.

    But is everything what it first appears?

    Unable to leave and the planet in lockdown for 24 hours, a mysterious stranger appears, starting a chain of events that will leave them and everyone else inside in danger.

    Can Clara and Ashildr work together to fight a hoard of terrifying monsters?

    (This is also available on my FanFiction.net account - user njd2699)

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    53/?
    Comments:
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    3
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    Nick takes care of a stressed James.

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    Imagine a world where Dragon Age companions from every game are available for your party… The laughs! The arguments! The flirting! The possibilities are endless. Collected here are the banters from their adventures.

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    3,292
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    57
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    3
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