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    After Sirius's death, Harry decides to escape the life the Wizarding world has been building for him. He will fulfill the prophecy his own way: at Voldemort's side. The Light will never know what hit it.

    [Ten years after originally writing this, I am finally ready to take on an updated, expanded, kijiggered version I've been poking off and on for years. Here goes nothing!]

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    Emma and Regina work together in a warehouse. Emma is a team leader, making sure everyone on the bays is loading and unloading trailers in good time. Regina is the newly appointed shift supervisor, the connection she felt with her team leader was instant, they bounce off each other in ways of one upping the other in clear sexual banter but what happens when they both secretly challenge themselves to make the other fall first? Sparks fly in this unique battle of one upping the other in the game of love. Alls fair in love and war right?

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    You really aren’t surprised you’ve put yourself somewhere public. You always think of killing yourself after a hunt, and you can never find any reason not to. So, you usually just plop yourself somewhere with frequent human traffic until the urge, the thought, dissipates.
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    Jesus, he’s…a heart attack. Not a heart-throb, with that looks that dangerous ‘heart-throb’ just seems insulting. No, he’s everything your momma warned you about when you were a little girl running around in pastel colored sundresses. He’s everything every mother warned their daughters about.
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    For two weeks, you hadn't bothered to ask yourself anything. You settled for breathing. But that moment he walked in, opened his mouth and placed his order, you wondered, Do I dare? You hadn't heard it at the time, but you asked yourself. Now, you look for an answer to a question you refuse to acknowledge. All while trying to keep your head above water with these new developments in your psyche, and these strange tulips that find their way to you.

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    Imagine BTS but as seven shitty british teenagers lmao

     

    (basically my friends and I like to imagine bts as london teenagers bc we think it's funny)

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    The death of a family friend forces Jack and Phryne to investigate an emotionally charged case while navigating their evolving relationship with each other and everyone around them. Light on mystery, heavy on romance, liberally dosed with angst and tempered by witty banter: my usual recipe!

    This is a direct follow-up to Perchance to Dream. You can enjoy this fic without reading the other, but you're likely to wonder what you've missed. This is a cross posting with fanfiction.net, but the good stuff will be over here (on account of the content rules).

    Smut is entirely segregated in Chapters 4 and 10, thus far, so you can skip it or skip to it depending on your preferences ;)

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    In the year 2003, a witch unleashed a powerful spell that drastically altered the fates of thousands of girls and women around the world. Some were killed. Some were protected. Many went about their lives or deaths unknowing of their transformed purpose. However, each were meant to be soldiers in the war against evil. Each were meant to tip the scales in the favor of good. For one in particular, there would have been no tipping of the scales… if not for some higher being’s determination to piggyback not only on the spell, but on the things that had already been set in motion by demons.

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    In which the Winchesters meet a different breed of hunter, causing tiny ripples that turns their world on its head. And brings forth the winds of change. For better or worse.

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    He needs her name and status to climb his way back up the societal ladder, she needs his money and cunning nature to further her philanthropic ambitions. To get what they want they'll have to work together. [Dramione. Lots of fluff, a little drama, a dash of angst, and as many fun tropes as I can manage.]

    “Face it, Granger,” he said, his tone lower, “you need me.”

    Any sympathy she’d just gained for him vanished. “If you think for one—”

    “And—” he jumped, and she saw his Adam’s apple bob. “And I… need this.”

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    Snart attends a rich crime boss’s party and needs someone fast to watch his back. That someone being Barry. Barry’s sure he’s gonna die, but hey, at least he gets to eat fancy food. (Plus Snart looks unfairly handsome in his tux.)

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    Alec Lightwood is a world-famous author, though the world knows him only under his pseud: Gideon Archer. Magnus Bane is a fashion designer who just happens to be a big fan of Gideon's work.

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    Beth plays at being an adult when her best friend drags her to a bar. The thing is, when you play at being an adult, you get yourself caught up in some adult situations. Rated M for swearing, drinking and sexual scenes. You've been warned.

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    Phichit Chulanont enjoyed being friendly and outgoing, while Party Pooper Seun-gil (TM pending) seemed content to condescendingly frown his way through life. Thankfully, an embarrassing encounter shows Phichit that there's more to this stoic man than meets the eye, and that maybe befriending him wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. And who knows, maybe it won't stop at just friendship.

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    It's hard to say who hasn't dated who in South Park because the town is pretty small, and it just kinda happens.

    (Aka little drabbles I do when I'm bored)

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    Chloe Carson couldn’t believe her luck. Out of all the ways to spend the weekend she was apparently spending hers being kidnapped. And being kidnapped by Victor Creed no less. She’d even had a date planned but that wasn’t gonna happen now. Now it was probably gonna be all ransom notes and car chases and violence. All because her father had to hire a beast of a man for a job and then be stupid enough to betray him.

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    Elodie Lavellan owns a four-person sedan, and refuses to buy a mini-van so that more of her companions can tag along on missions. What? She loves her little blue Surefoot!

    Shacked up in the abandoned Skyhold hotel in a mildly post-apocalyptic version of the modern world, Elodie and her companions travel all over the region to deal with threats of dire proportions. Along the way, Elodie has to deal with motel fights, pit stops for pie, disagreements over the radio, and wrong coffee orders.

    Oh, and the impending threat against modern Thedas, the one with the username Corypheus.

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    A story were Sirius eats James homework, Professor McGonagall isn't impressed and the boys have a laugh.

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    Dan is Phil’s best friend, and he has been for the better half of the year. The only problem is that Dan doesn’t exist, not really. Dan is just a person who appears in Phil’s dreams; someone who’s made up. At least, that’s what Phil believes.

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    5/?
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    This was perhaps, in some manner or form, something akin to a mistake.

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    During a visit to the Hasetsu Botanical Gardens, Yuri Plisetsky gets stuck in a tree.

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    A momentary lapse in Elleon's typically humorous commentary as he makes an observation

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    Using English music and Rin's ability to translate said music, Sousuke shares something deeply personal with Rin, and gets a much diferent reaction that he had pictured.


    “This is how you tell me, really?”

    “You didn’t grow up with your parents talking about how every one of your ‘kind’ is an abomination."

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