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    This is a response to KCS' 221b challenge, however in this case I've adapted it for the BBC Sherlock universe as opposed to the Doyle universe. These are mini fics exploring the lives of Sherlock and John - canon additions, AUs, and everything in between.

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    48/?
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    15
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    Jensen Ackles, former privateer in the war against the CW Republic, is now Captain of the pirate ship Impala, one of the baddest, sleekest ships in the galaxy. When a failed raid on a CW transport ship turns up nothing of value- his crew mutinies, marooning Jensen on an out-of-the-way moon with Jared Padalecki, a snark -mouthed college student who just happened to be on the lonely cargo ship, alone.
    Now they're stuck with each other.
    Bitchface, snark, sarcasm and complaints ensue. Older Jensen, Younger Jared. Jensen is 29 here, Jared is 18.

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    16/?
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    Just collecting all the snippets from LJ and Tumblr and giving them a home. (The summary finally got too long, so am only listing the newest ones below!)

    58- James/Michael, in the selkie!James universe: first, second, and third kisses, and hope
    57- James/Michael, preparing to host holiday dinner with their families, thinking about the past and the future. While the kitchen utensils approve.
    56- James/Michael, in which Michael calls James with some unexpected news
    55- Erik/Charles, in which Erik is a young king and Charles is more or less Cinderella
    54- James/Michael, James waiting in the bedroom when Michael comes home
    53- James/Michael, Michael wakes up happy, and watches James sleep beside him
    52- Erik/Charles, first meeting, in a grocery store, on Valentine's Day
    51- Erik/Charles, Erik has to be at a conference on Valentine's Day. Charles shows up and makes him smile.
    50- James/Michael, finding out just why James has been feeling unwell
    49- James/Michael, Michael brings James breakfast in bed, just because.
    48- Erik/Charles, Erik watches Star Wars; Charles makes threats about dreams infested with Ewoks.

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    58/?
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    The death of a family friend forces Jack and Phryne to investigate an emotionally charged case while navigating their evolving relationship with each other and everyone around them. Light on mystery, heavy on romance, liberally dosed with angst and tempered by witty banter: my usual recipe!

    This is a direct follow-up to Perchance to Dream. You can enjoy this fic without reading the other, but you're likely to wonder what you've missed. This is a cross posting with fanfiction.net, but the good stuff will be over here (on account of the content rules).

    Smut is entirely segregated in Chapters 4 and 10, thus far, so you can skip it or skip to it depending on your preferences ;)

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    11/?
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    3
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    When Castiel, a missionary in demon-occupied Africa, loses his flock, he sets out on a voyage for revenge with Dean Winchester, a smuggler with a mysterious past. Together, they navigate the deadly waters of the Ulanga river to destroy Hell's greatest vessel: The Purgatory. Their journey is fraught with peril, as the jungle, demon soldiers, and their own biology threatens at every pass.

    Will they make it out alive or will the river in the heat swallow them down?

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    1/?
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    27
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    In which Mycroft Holmes is enigmatic till he isn't, and Greg Lestrade is merely curious till he's smitten. Characters do not belong to me.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
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    8
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    1628
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    Dorian and John go to investigate a break-in and find an android “modeled to look like a certain British actor popular in the teens.”

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    17/?
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    22
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    102
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    5
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    "You know what? I think Sitwell is kind of a secret dirty guy. I think he really is. Because he’s so buttoned up, and I think he’s learned so much from Coulson … I’m just saying that Sitwell may or may not like lace against his skin." ~ Max Hernandez (Actor for Jasper Sitwell)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    Cassandra is a morning person. Varric is not. Bickering ensues.

    Contains mild Inquisition spoilers.

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    Written for this prompt: Clint teaches Bruce archery, and ends up fucking him on the range. Bonus: Clint won't fuck Bruce until he hits the target ten times and uses it as incentive.

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    Zane takes advantage of the early morning sunlight to get a bit of drawing done. Ty takes advantage of Zane.

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    1/1
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    5
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    Drs. Geiszler and Gottlieb deal with the complexities of the post-drift psychological state in a fine-ass, mature blaze of physics puns, banter, poorly prepared meals, questionable wardrobe choices, and science. A story of cognitive dissonance and emotional devotion.

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    Auruo Bossard was twelve when he knew he would marry her. Later that night his mother would rumple his messy hair and tell him with a laugh that he was much too young to make proclamations, that he had his whole life to figure it out. But he insisted. He knew, the way you know about ripe fruit and oncoming storms, the way you ache sometimes from a hurt you haven't yet sustained. ILLUSTRATIONS BY SHARYL.

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    7/?
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    2
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    "I don't want Addie anywhere near that trial. I want you to take her." Rachel drew in a deep breath and looked from Toni to Hobson. "Both of you. Take her and keep her safe."

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    Chapters:
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    Bash and Kenna try to make their bedchamber a bit more comfortable. Companion to Adjustment Period, please read that story first. ONESHOT! COMPLETE!!

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    1/1
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  16. Drabbles Written for Porn Battle XV by

    Psych, Oglaf, Disney Princesses, How I Met Your Mother, Dirty Dancing (1987), Rent - Larson, Princess and the Frog (2009), That '70s Show, Pacific Rim (2013), Burn Notice, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Frasier (TV), The Nanny, Greek and Roman Mythology, World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling, Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Rotkäppchen | Little Red Riding Hood (Fairy Tale), Parks and Recreation, Tangled (2010), Xena: Warrior Princess, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Gone With the Wind, Gone With the Wind - Margaret Mitchell, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Black Swan (2010), American Dad!, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Scooby-Doo! (Live-action Movies), Bridesmaids (2011), Jack and Diane (Song), Boy Meets World, Friends, The Venture Bros, Archer (Cartoon), Evil Dead (Movies), Evil Dead - All Media Types, Army of Darkness (1992), Death Becomes Her (1992), The Bold and the Beautiful, Dogfight (1991), Moonlighting (TV), Gavin & Stacey, Brave (2012), The Little Mermaid (1989), Evil Dead (2013), Bonnie and Clyde (2013), The A-Team (2010), Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Dani California - Red Hot Chili Peppers (Song), Wreck-It Ralph (2012)  

    14 Apr 2014

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    A series of fics written for Porn Battle XV, ranging from true drabbles to quadruple drabbles. Anything longer will be posted individually to the collection - see the notes at the beginning of the piece to locate fics by title, fandom, prompts and specific kinks.

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    16,473
    Chapters:
    87/87
    Collections:
    1
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    15
    Hits:
    2002
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    It sort of helps sometimes to be able to look across the way and see Gintoki there doing something so normal, so human, like reading the paper or making himself something to eat. But that doesn't always apply since Hijikata has caught Gintoki dancing around the apartment to loud music with a feather duster in his hand and a white headband around his forehead. GinHijiGin. AU.

    Words:
    16,512
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    271
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    When Dean and Castiel reunite at the bunker, Cas has a nasty case of pneumonia and Dean takes care of him.

    (Slight AU set early season 9 in which Ezekiel healed Sam without possessing him)

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    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    256
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    5519
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    He’s graceful, gorgeous, seven levels of sin and heaven and just barely restrained to reality by the steady pressure of his commander’s hand set firmly at his waist.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    31
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    1
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    Shortly after he’s released from the hospital, Steve and Sam spar—and one of them’s not afraid to steal a low blow.

    (And it’s not who you think. Or maybe it’s exactly who you think.)

    Post CA:TWS/Minor Spoilers

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    724

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