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    "Lucky for me that you lived through all that, or it would've been my duty to vengefully murder Solas. And given his newfound talents, that might have been..." Dorian paused thoughtfully. "Though, I have always thought I would make a marvellous statue."

    "You'd be the pride of any garden, I'm certain."

    "Garden? Please. I'm dramatically staged in a fountain or I'm nowhere at all."

    A lot of things are irreversibly changed after the events of Trespasser. Dorian and Lavellan may be attempting to pretend that their relationship isn’t one of them.

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    Imagine BTS but as seven shitty british teenagers lmao

     

    (basically my friends and I like to imagine bts as london teenagers bc we think it's funny)

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    12/?
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    Genji had been trying to outrun his problems for too long. But after he comes close to death at the hands of an assassin, only to be saved by Zenyatta, he has no choice but to confront his issues. Owing the monk a life debt he begrudgingly escorts him back to Nepal, completely unaware of the journey of healing and love he is about to embark on.

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    Leaning in close, Harvey murmurs, “You’re awfully mouthy for this early in the evening.”

    Mike tilts his head, flirtatious confrontation as the car rolls to a stop. “Bit early in the evening to be discussing my mouth, don’t you think? Sir?”

    “Tell you what,” Harvey muses lowly. “You make me look good tonight, I’ll do more than just discuss it. Fair?”

    Mike gulps and nods, light-headed, and he doesn’t think it’s from yesterday’s blood loss. He can feel Harvey’s breath on his lips, smell his cologne, subtle and smooth, thinks maybe he’s gonna get luckier than he’d hoped, and then with a smirk Harvey reaches across his body and cracks open the door. “Out,” he commands, and Mike sighs, hauling his tired ass out of the car. Figures.

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    Attempt #67 to escape the prison of doom: Frogs. It's got to work this time, Namjoon's sure of it.

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    Castiel and Crowley run into a rather mundane problem while searching for Lucifer.

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    “My God… Laurens.” Hamilton panted. There was a wild look in his eye.
    Laurens breathed out, “How does it feel?”
    Alexander had nothing to say. Instead, he let his head fall back, eyes screwed close.
    “Do you imagine Miss Kitty?” Laurens tried.
    “Yes,” Hamilton moaned, “I imagine… her.”
    “And?”
    The other man writhed on his bed, “You.”

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    Two FBI special agents go undercover to infiltrate a gang of street racers. If only they were a little more compatible..

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    5
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    Helena is sent to investigate the disappearance of several loggers and the claims that a radical environmentalist group is responsible for it and for releasing BOWs into the woods, and Hunnigan tags along, deciding a “nice trip to the woods” would be an ideal way to spend her vacation. Needless to say, that all goes South so fast, starting right from Helena and Hunnigan having to go through the classic “only one bed in a motel room”-scene... but all of that triggers wonderful, life-changing things neither one had ever even considered.

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    “Don’t you think there should be some cosmic rule,” Clarke says, leaning back against the counter as well and contemplating her glass. “That when you suffer through a bad date, the world owes you a blow job?”

    Bellamy chokes on his wine, and Clarke helpfully pats him on the back as he splutters. “Jesus, Clarke. Warn a guy.”

    “What? I’m trying to commiserate with you,” Clarke laughs. “Wouldn’t that be the ultimate?”

    “Well, sure,” Bellamy says, a little flustered. “Cosmically owed orgasms sound like a pretty good deal to me. There’s just the small catch that most bad dates don’t lead to sex.”

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    Missing moment from season 1 episode 5, Fail-Safe. Sara knows it's bad that she and Leonard have started getting so close, so fast, and she has to stop it. Her plan to put as much space as possible between them is working fine - that is, until they get locked in that closet in the Russian banya (or steam room, sauna, bath house - basically, all synonyms for damn hot). Alone.

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    Landra has a gift that she has turned to a creative outlet, leading her to the fortress of skyhold

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    14/?
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    When they get back Shiro, it's all back to normal, as normal as it can be for Team Voltron after months without their leader.
    But every cloud has a silver lining and some things did get better, notably Lance and Keith.

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    On his return from a routine mission, Levi stumbles upon something within the borderland between Arcadia and the mortal realm--something that shouldn't be there--a human. High school teacher and occult hobbyist, Erwin Smith, somehow managed to breach the boundary humans shouldn't even know exists. And in his stumbling, he attracted the attention of something powerful and dangerous.

    Now Levi has to contend with the politics of the local changeling courts while making sure the clueless mortal doesn't land himself in trouble he can't escape.
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    Writer does not expect anyone to know anything about the Changeling setting.

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    Voltron. A place to seek companionship. Support. The consolation of like-minded people. That was what it was built for. It was what those who signed up for a membership sought. For the so-named paladins of Voltron, it is just that.

    Sometimes, the people we need aren't so easily found. Sometimes we need to find them for ourselves and even then we don't realise they're found until everything just... clicks. For a patchwork of sorry people, the friendship of faceless figures was exactly what they needed.

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    9/?
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    Dalish Warden Lyna Mahariel is the Hero of Fereldan, Champion of Redcliffe, Arlessa of Amaranthine, Redeemer of the Urn of Sacred Ashes, and broken-hearted former lover of King Alistair Therin of Fereldan. For the sake of love, she agreed to Morrigan's dark ritual. She perseveres and wins against yet more darkspawn and conspiracies, and stumbles into yet more dark secrets of the Dalish, the dwarves, and the Wardens. She will go through more, if she must, in the greatest quest of her life: to find a cure for the Calling, and discover just what a living hero must do to cope with their own legend.

    (Canonish because no one said it *didn't* happen, and I've made sure it fits into the lore, timeline, and more. I obsessively checked the wiki, codex entries, fiction, world books, throwaway dialogue, you name it.)

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    17/?
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    4
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    At the ripe old age of twenty two, the kind but awkward Moon leaves her snowy little town in Sinnoh to start a new life in Alola, which quickly turns into a bigger adventure than she ever imagined.

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    21/?
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    24
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    After being saved by a criminal organization and recruited, you are added to a team consisting of a man obsessed with money, and a religion following psychopath who try to object to this new found addition. After finding it hopeless they accept their fate, going ahead and training you as well as taking you on missions. As time progresses so do your feelings towards an individual. However, not all things are perfect as someone stalks you from the shadows and you learn things you wish you never had, prompting you to wonder if you were better off back in your previous situation...

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    24/?
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    5
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    On a desperate trip to gather supplies Rae falls into the hands of Negan, the foul mouthed leader of the Saviour's. Attractive, charismatic, brutal. The exact kind of man she shouldn’t be bringing home to meet Grandma.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    182
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    396
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    57
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