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    While on shore leave on remote Evaline IX, Kirk suffers head trauma that neither McCoy nor Spock alone can repair. But if they work together in a joint mind meld? Maybe there’s hope.

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    Maia is having the worst week ever, but her girlfriend has a surprise that will make even the worst day seem like winning the lottery.

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    Joonie : i love life, life is great

    Jinnie : Wasn't he the one who wanted to throw a fit at trump's face 5 hours ago ?

    Yoonie : Oh, he still wants to do that

    Yoonie : but i came with a coffee and tae at his place and now he can't stop saying he loves life

    Hoseokie : Finals do something to your brain man

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    Leon might as well be a fictional character, that's how out of reach he is as far as Hunnigan is concerned. Or, at least, that's what she thought.

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    Hybrid AU + Masquerade AU. Courtship, like dancing, is best done slowly.

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    “Wha— you're the crazy one! Tea is the sweet nectar of humanity. A gift from the universe!”

    “Keep telling yourself that,” Keith mutters as he fills his cherry red mug with water. After dumping the powder into his cup, he snags a silvery spoon-like utensil from the nearest drawer and stalks over to the seat next to Lance. “Besides, your ‘gift from the universe’ smells awful.”

    or: Keith and Lance settle the great “Tea vs. Coffee Debate” the only way they know how.

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    It's really nice when you're home for autumn and the weather is chilly and you get to cuddle with your boyfriend and maybe talk about what you'll do on the last day on earth.

    [Author Notes and Warnings inside]

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    Even didn't have the easiest start in life. He was born into a family that were part of a major criminal organization. He did what he needed to do to survive... but knew he needed out of that life. Luckily... sometimes being trained to do bad things... can actually make you a valuable player for the good guys.

    When he's called into a meeting at MI6 head quarters over a matter of national emergency... he doesn't expect to see a photo of a familiar face. The face of a Prince he remembers meeting when he was younger, when he was a completely different person.

    When this mission leads to a reunion with that very Prince, Even has no idea just how much his life is about to change. Suddenly his entire life takes an unexpected curveball, and he becomes much more involved with the Royal family than he had ever dreamed he could be.

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    Can't write too much... spoilers!! This is sort of the intro... I am creating a whole universe here and this story starts with some flashbacks of Evak's past, then builds in the present, and will also showcase some future content!! I really hope you guys can get immersed into the world I promise to build for you! xxx

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    Parson gestures with his spoon toward Hawke. “So am I allowed to ask about the service dog or is that not PC?”

    “My medical history is more of a 3rd date conversation," Eli says.

    “Oh? Why’s that?”

    “Because. No one sticks around after that conversation and I like to live in glorious denial for a short period beforehand.”

    It comes out more self deprecating than he intended.

    Parson looks…thoughtful. “Well, does this count as one or two?

    “Pardon?”

    “This. Ice cream. I mean, technically it’s a second location, but still the same night. So is this one date or two?”

    “One,” Eli says firmly. “If it’s happening within the same three-hour period.”

    “You’re the expert,” Parson says, which, he’s really, really, not, but ok.

    “So still two dates to go then?” Parson continues.

    “I—what?”

    “We’ve got a roadie coming up but then we’re home for almost two weeks. When does your semester start?”

    “You want to do this again?” Eli asks.

    Parson stops idly twirling his spoon.

    “You don’t?”

    He does, Eli realizes. He really does. Because apparently he actually likes Kent fucking Parson.

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    Elodie Lavellan owns a four-person sedan, and refuses to buy a mini-van so that more of her companions can tag along on missions. What? She loves her little blue Surefoot!

    Shacked up in the abandoned Skyhold hotel in a mildly post-apocalyptic version of the modern world, Elodie and her companions travel all over the region to deal with threats of dire proportions. Along the way, Elodie has to deal with motel fights, pit stops for pie, disagreements over the radio, and wrong coffee orders.

    Oh, and the impending threat against modern Thedas, the one with the username Corypheus.

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    Intimacy is hard.
    And they're the worst at it. But learning together is fun.

    Yuuri and Victor experience several firsts together, each chapter, another first. Expect porn with plot, from the GPF Exhibition to St. Petersburg.

    Slow Burners: Prior one-shot fics are foreplay, both emotional and physical, leading to this, the main event!

    Phicimetti fans: Start at Chap 3, in their POV. If you like my characterization of your ship, they're in chaps 2-4 and thank you for reading!

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    miwaluigi added discoinferno, SAAAN, blasterblade, dinobot, Misaky, and robofighter to the chat.

    miwaluigi changed the chat name to Card Capital Club.

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    "Kid leaned back against his pillows and threw his arms over his head with a dramatic groan. “Did you see his aaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss?”

    “Yes, Captain, I saw his ass; it’s very nice. I’m not sure how much he appreciated your grabbing it, though.”

    “I couldn’t heeeeeeeelp it. Did you see how long his fingers are? And his innnnnnk? Probably he’s the one, Killer.”

    “Probably your brain is bleeding, you idiot,” Killer retorted."

     

    Killer has to take Kid to the ER and things take an interesting turn.

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    Alec Lightwood is a world-famous author, though the world knows him only under his pseud: Gideon Archer. Magnus Bane is a fashion designer who just happens to be a big fan of Gideon's work.

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    “Buck?”

    “Yeah?”

    “Can you please get your hand off my butt, the guests are beginning to notice.”

    “That’s not what you were saying last night.”

    “Because there were no guests last night, come on, Buck, don’t be an-”

    “-anyone ever tell you you’re really lame? And boring?”

    “Only you, dear. Every single day of our lives.”

    “Actually, both you and I were separately frozen for several years at a time, so I don’t think that’s strictly tru-”

    “Jesu- fine, just leave it there, you smart ass.”

    “Whipped.”

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    The one where Steve and Bucky are slow-dancing on their wedding floor and Steve is determined to remind Bucky of how much he means to him. Even though they get sidetracked and banter quite a bit.

    Frozen supersoldiers and their quirks, am I right?

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    Nam Sora just needed a break.

    Away from school, family, and most importantly: a past she's desperately trying to put behind her. She wasn't expecting to get hired for BigHit Entertainment, and she definitely wasn't expecting to attract the attention of one Bangtan Sonyeondan.

    The last thing she needs is a bunch of dorky, talented, attractive boys consuming her mind... but her heart seems to disagree.

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    You were all too used to dive bars and the kinds of folks that hung out in them; namely the rot-gut swilling, fight starting types who got handsy after a few too many shots and were quick to stiff you on your tip in favor of just one more drink.

    That’s why you thought you could handle it when a surly hurricane of rage and resentment in the form of one towering, thickly muscled flame haired male sauntered briskly into the dimly lit doors of Jack’s Crocodile Bar, your relatively new place of employment. The scathing look that your boss, the steely eyed, strong backed bar owner Jack flashed your way had you hastily second guessing your lofty notions of pub mastery.

    The words she drawled to you in that low sweet mid-west accent, and her crimson painted finger nails that curled around your t-shirt clad shoulder in a gesture of commiseration, didn’t do anything to help.

    “That right there is trouble, plain as the day is long,” Jack said, following your line of sight to the immense glowering ginger currently slouching in the sticky vinyl of a dingy booth that sat a few strides from the dentine bar, “And he just sat down in your section.”

    OR: The Other Time Mad Sweeney Lost His Lucky Coin

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    It's a normal Friday night in Isak's life. Just five guys, hanging out drunk at McDonalds in the middle of the night, talking about blowjobs, trying to deep-throat coke bottles. That sort of thing.

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    After Sirius's death, Harry decides to escape the life the Wizarding world has been building for him. He will fulfill the prophecy his own way: at Voldemort's side. The Light will never know what hit it.

    [Ten years after originally writing this, I am finally ready to take on an updated, expanded, kijiggered version I've been poking off and on for years. Here goes nothing!]

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    It was lacrosse try-outs, that was where Stiles saw him, where their eyes first brushed past and then flicked back to each other, locking on. It was that moment, when the world slowed to a crawl, when the volume hit zero and it was just him and Liam.

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