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    Tony Stark needs a bodyguard. Pepper Potts gets him a bodyguard. Bruce Wayne is that bodyguard.

    Spoiler Alert: Neither is really happy with the results. At least not yet.

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    What could happen when the four Musketeers have to be on the road for a longer period of time, guiding a criminal back to Paris? A fluffy combination of brotherhood, some angst, some trouble, some comical relief, some drunk Athos and a lot of fish. No slash. Set after finale. Containing spoilers.

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    Lash encourages her lover Sonja to pursue her fantasies about Sami.

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    Drift doesn't know who he is without Deadlock; Wing isn't half the knight he should be. Fortunately, there are plenty of planets to visit, battles to fight, and lives to save while they figure it out. Two bots setting off into the universe to find their path, together.

    (ie, Wing Lives AU.)

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    5/?
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    In which Sasha tries to be a manipulative little shit and fails, leaving Levi to punish her.

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    Look, it was a dream god damn it. It was just a sexy, toe-curling, kinky, cock-hardening, *wet* dream. Yet it didn't matter how many times John told Sherlock that, Sherlock got all red-faced and stalked out of the sitting room, and then stalked back with his mouth open but stalked off again without actually saying anything.

    Yes, well John Watson knew precisely what to do about that.

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    Liam is an ex-firefighter turned bodyguard, scarred inside and out. Zayn is the troubled son of a high profile politician that he has been hired to protect from terrorists threats, and from Zayn himself. Will Liam be able to keep Zayn safe, and himself, and will they be able to find a way to be together, despite their own demons and opposition from those around them?

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    Barry and John have a moment over drinks.

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    Changing Clint Barton's relationship status is just one of the services Kate Bishop offers.

    Set after Hawkeye #9, with allusions to the Gillen/Mckelvie Young Avengers run and Marvel's Agents of SHIELD. Think of it as a fusion, like a banh mi taco or the southwestern egg rolls at Chili's.

    Not my characters.

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    3/?
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    Auruo Bossard was twelve when he knew he wanted to marry her. Later that night his mother would rumple his messy hair and tell him with a laugh that he was much too young to make proclamations, that he had his whole life to figure it out. But he insisted. He knew, the way you know about ripe fruit and oncoming storms, the way you ache sometimes from a hurt you haven't yet sustained. ILLUSTRATIONS BY SHARYL.

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    16/?
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    When Molly gets a French exchange student who goes by the name of Sherlock Holmes, both her and her best friend John are excited to meet the 17 year old stranger. But how do the three weeks that Sherlock spends in England change both his life and his new friends' lives? Will there be light at the end of the tunnel for the teenagers?

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    Danny takes care of (and chastises) Steve in the wake of a medical emergency. This is a timestamp to Care and Feeding (The Stomach vs. Heart Remix).

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    4
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    The Camaro is gone and Derek is going ape shit on everyone during pack training session. But let’s be real, you’d probably react the same way if you lost such a beauty.

    Or the one where Derek's Camaro upped and walked away to get ice cream.

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    Ashton is just being an annoying shit at three in the morning

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    In a much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

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    We've always wished for an escape. For love. For adventure. When a package arrives, April Robinson is given a chance at a new life. And it just so happens to start in an alleyway. In 1943. The one thing she wants to know is, who is this Howard Stark?

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    14/?
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    Grace just wants to be a flower girl, butt there are some conditions.

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    1/1
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    Tony laughs, and then he has arms full of Loki and he can think again and huh, it seems like everything is going to be okay. Weird.

     

    Tony Stark proposes marriage. Sort of. Loki accepts. With conditions.

    Sequel to On the Altar of Loki Liesmith.

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    5/?
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    pretty self explanatory, drunk idiots singing to cheesy music and getting on each other's tits.

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    Mikey: cOLUMN

    Mikey: LUKEYY

    Mikey: GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

    Mikey: GUISE??

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    English
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    476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    39
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    1
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