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    Когда вы внезапно узнаёте о сексе больше в тот момент, когда вам за тридцать, это может принести больше осложнений, чем вы могли бы представить.

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    Русский
    Words:
    278
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    43
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    I mean really? What did he expect? The robot to not crash? Tord to actually land the stupid thing (and not crush him in the process), jump out and bawl his eyes out saying sorry? That he'd actually come back? That he'd fish him out from the rubble of the now destroyed house and hug him as tears streamed down his face?..No, actually, he didn't. He expected to go to his new (albeit, gross, musky, and maybe a bit of moss growing somewhere) apartment, get wasted off his ass and pass out, only to be woken up by a concerned edd in the morning. Not to see a scarred up communist leader sitting on his couch before tranquilizing him and kidnapping him to who knows where. Oh this will be fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,530
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    101
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    When Rosie won't eat breakfast

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    753
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    614
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    The best part of having kids at Halloween is going trick and treating, even if they can't pronounce it!
    The worst part is when they insist on going to a haunted house, despite the fact they'll probably get too scared.

    Matsukawa, Hanamaki, Oikawa, and Iwaizumi decide it's important to learn from experience, so they take their two five year olds into the haunted house attraction.
    This... Is definitely going to end in tears.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    144
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    A series of unrelated ficlets/drabbles written from tumblr prompts.

    500 words or less.

    (NSFW content will be in a different collection.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,797
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    333
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1773
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    Der Dämon Sebastian Michaelis erfüllt den letzten Wunsch des sterbenden Once-lers und pflanzt einen Baum, was ihm zu einem Treffen mit dem Lorax verhilft - seinem heißen Alpha.

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    1,425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    26
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    Death sends Hermione to the most dangerous place he can think of. She discovers the muggle world has gone crazy in her absence when she is rescued by a flying toaster.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,157
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    537
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    John and Sherlock have just embarked on a sexual relationship, but Sherlock's doing things a little differently. John decides to change just one variable and see if his boyfriend notices.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    439
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    Sherlock's confident in his costume creation abilities.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,919
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    403
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    Lance walks in on Keith and gives him a hand
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    970
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    688
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    John is urging Sherlock to eat... Something!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    239
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    As the title says.

    Requests open, smut, fluff, angst, werewolf, get creative. I reserve the right to reject though, not that it's likely.

    Separate book for Ships on my profile (:

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,953
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    142
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    Just KarmaGisa oneshots! ۹⌤_⌤۹

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,676
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1598
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    Jungkook never knew he would love fruits so much..

    Especially a banana.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,316
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    4708
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    What it says on the tin. 150 words apiece.

    1) Need To Know Basis (Confessions)
    2) Lady Marmalade (Coffee Shop wharbargle)
    3) Thanks A Lot, Amber (Orgasm Denial)
    4) Expert Assistance (A/B/O, female Alpha / Virginity)
    5) Waste Not, Want Not (Bananas)
    6) Don't Let It Get You Down (Kneeling)
    7) The Fairest of Them All (Mirrors)
    8) Pretty Human (Undercover As Prostitute)
    9) Counting Scars (Scars)
    10) Detox (Second Best)
    11) Escher of Mind and Body (Size Difference)
    12) A Thousand Ways For Guilt To Smother (Breathplay)
    13) Simon Says (Femsub)
    14) Walking A Mile, Hand In Hand (Rule 63)
    15) Getting Ready For The Weekend (Pegging)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,256
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    717
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    11
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    Ever heard of the Grapefruit Technique? If you're familiar with YouTube, then you probably have. Wouldn't it be funny if one of your favorite Zelda characters tried it on Link? Yep, Midna's gonna try the technique! Things will get quite...delicious. This should be interesting...Please read and review! *The lemon is implied.*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,914
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    742
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    This is just a little bit of fun. Yuuri and Phichit see something while heading to Phichit's parent's house in Thailand.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    360
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    83
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    Ever heard of the Grapefruit Technique? If you're familiar with YouTube, then you probably have. Wouldn't it be funny if one of your favorite Zelda characters tried it on Link? Yep, Midna's gonna try the technique! Things will get quite...delicious. This should be interesting...Please read and review! *The lemon is implied.*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    148
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    The Yiga have been after Link for sometime and the last straw is drawn when he buys all their bananas. They plan to humiliate and break the hero for their loss of leader. Read tags if ya wanna know what I mean.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,947
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2031

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