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    Frustrated that Hairdresser Octopus, her fellow resident Mexican of the Parappa franchise, never gives her the proper sexual attention that she deserves, Lammy (from Um Jammer Lammy, of course) decides to tie him up, load him into the back trunk of her car, take him home with her and literally fuck him until he DIES (and also quite literally play his feet and dick like guitars, while she's at it). Did I mention that SHE ALREADY HAS NOT ONE BUT TWO FREAKING GIRLFRIENDS?

    Rated G for Gratuitous Sexy Spanish

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    "All that I dream, where do you run, where do you run?"
    In which an Imperial Prince plans his own kidnapping, a space pirate's best bet on a crew is an intergalactic band of rock-and-roll best friends, and somewhere along the way two beings find themselves learning not only to trust each other, but to trust themselves.

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    18/?
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    “you’re still young, mija,” her mother says to her one night as they set the table. coco gives a shriek of laughter from the other room, followed by oscar and felipe. “and beautiful. you could make another man very happy, and coco deserves a father, no?”

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    6/?
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    14
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    29
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    3
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    sonny's growing up, and he's got the vocabulary to prove it.

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    Somewhere in the distance Javi can hear the muffled sounds of a street party, with uptempo music and laughter, and smirks to himself. It feels like a veil separates him from both celebrations, the same way it did before, and no one can get through it, no one can reach him.
    No one, except Steve Murphy.

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    He's been pulled apart too many times to pretend it hasn't happened. They haven't seen him do it to himself.

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    1/1
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    30
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    Bookmarks:
    45
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    Alexis was finally able to return home after a month of undercover work at a Galra Base however on her way home she's almost shot down, with no other options she enters a wormhole having no idea where'd she end up. But she really didn't except to go back twenty-five years in time, especially to before her parents even got along. Now she has to be careful because Alexis Kogane-McClain likes her life just the way it is.

    I've been reading a lot of Voltron time-travel fics and just couldn't help but write my own.

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    21
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    A collection of short Steve/Javi drabbles.
    Tags will be added with new chapters

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    6/?
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    11
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    4
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    Your hacker fuck-buddy goes through your browser history.

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    5
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    61
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    3
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    A small collection of one shots focusing on the relationship between Reaper and my overwatchsona Rue.

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    4/?
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    1
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    Héctor Rivera is a hard working college student and dedicated father. Ernesto De La Cruz is a small named performer at Santa Cecilia's local cantina. What happens when these two men meet and discover their shared passions as well as secrets? What will become of them when they reach fame and fortune in 1920's Mexico?

    And what will they discover about each other as the definition of their relationship slowly begins to change?

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    1/?
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    2
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    He half expected Burr to back out of the duel, but something had told him Burr was more than done with everything the man had done in his life.
    When time runs out and his life was drained, he woke up again, was there really never not enough time? To him, it seemed like he almost had all he could get, an endless cycle. He could only remember his first lifetime though.

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    4/?
    Comments:
    13
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    422
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    Richie Tozier really just wants to charm Eddie Kaspbrak into falling for him him. The problem? Eddie can't stand him. Richie's solution? Pretend to be fluent in Spanish and start a study group. It's a foolproof plan until it all predictably falls apart.

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    1/?
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    8
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    710
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    Jon Moxley has a bad trip, and El Generico does the one thing he thought he'd never do to comfort him.

    Later, Dean Ambrose welcomes Sami Zayn to the WWE.

    These two stories are related.

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    1/1
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    3
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    After seeing you dancing with another man, Steve gets jealous and makes a move about it.

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    61
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    1
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    Shiro can't flirt, Lance wants Keith, Keith wants Lance to shut up, and Pidge is welcoming death with open arms and -8 hours of sleep.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    10/11
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    Alex Harley is welcomed into college by old friends... really old friends. Romance, angst, and possibly a felony or two.

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    4/?
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    5
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    37
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    2
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    With ever constant friction between the Mayans and the Nords, the last thing the Club needs is another body on their hands. Near death and almost unidentifiable, Aiden comes clean to receive protection.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    “Maybe we met in a past life,” he offers weakly. People mill around them, but they disappear from view as he looks at the man before him.

    “I wonder if I liked you then,” Keith says, a little too seriously to be joking. He turns about lazily and waves a hand behind him. “If you do beat me on the next test, I’ll let you pick a reward. Nothing too crazy though, Lance McClain. But if I win,” his tone grows sharper. “Then I get it.”

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    2/2
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    293
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    48
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    "Do you know why they call me the Boss?" You say, catching your breath. Reaper smirks, shaking his head.
    "No, why do they call a pretty thing like you Boss?"
    You push him gently onto the mattress next to the money.
    "Because Reaper," you grab hand fulls of the money, straddling his waist. "I get shit done and do it better than anyone else." You throw the money on him, he laughs.
    "Hmm, why doesn't the boss show me how well she does it?"

    hELP ME PLeaSE

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    3
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