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    Mac from 15 to 40 facing down one of life's most formidable opponents: heteronormativity.

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    3/25
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    6
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    13
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    Now that George managed to get the sexy mechanic into his life, they have a few things to learn about each other

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    1/1
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    3
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    Sans loves Stretch. He does. But as their relationship approaches the 4-year mark, he begins to have questions. "Why is the sex so bad these days?" is near the top of the list. The answers he comes up with raise more questions-- of respect, worth, effort, compromise, and compatibility.
    Is there, perhaps... someone else who might fit what Sans needs?

    (Slowly deteriorating Honeymustard that eventually turns into Fellcest.)

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    1/8
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    “But, in America… they all called it a blowjob.”

    Not entirely sure how he was going to survive this, Viktor took Yuuri’s hand in his. “You know that’s not literal, right?”

    Or: Viktor and Yuuri's first sexual experience with each other goes slightly wrong but they love each other anyway.

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    1/1
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    11
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    112
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    Starting in their high school days, Noctis and Prompto start through relationship through pretending but it soon becomes a legitimate one. The two face setbacks in the form of mental health issues and societal expectations but their love for one another keeps them together. But even that love may not be enough...

    If you want, you can catch up and read "All Night," you can to get the backstory to their relationship. However, it is not necessary. I wanted to fix some of the narrative issues with FFXV in regards to Noctis accepting his death then 3 minutes later it is the end. So this is a canon divergence that addresses that.

    I will warn accordingly for the very complicated and messy stuff. The Angst is heavy my friends.

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    Chapters:
    5/8
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    20
    Kudos:
    81
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    Suho looks miserable just sitting there, hands folded in his lap, clearly unsure what to do. When he finally lifts his head, Banryu is surprised that he doesn't see man-tears in his eyes.
    "And what now?" he asks, like a schoolboy that's just been scolded for drawing a penis into his textbook.
    Banryu sighs and points at his boyfriend's jeans. "Now you take those off and we have sex like two civilised men."

    In which Banryu just wants to get off, but Suho... Well, Suho is Suho.

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    Mari doesn't like it when the past and the present overlap so easily. Mari knows the mischievous grin and the burn of eyes that linger too long. They're the trademark of girls who are still figuring out what they want, but want relentlessly. Mari is tired of letting people in, only to have to say goodbye when their vacation is over.

    Mila has experienced this before, this knowing little smile that implies that they know something about her body that she doesn’t. It comes across as cocky, and arrogant on men, and gentle with Mari. Mari looks like she's just told her some kind of wonderful secret.

    Together, they reshape their expectations.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    77
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    16
    Hits:
    520
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    five times yoongi and taehyung have awful, terrible sex, and one time they don’t.

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    1/1
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    29
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    “Um,” Yuri tosses his bag and his shoes onto the stoop. He gets up into Otabek’s space and drapes a hand over his shoulders as if they were slow dancing. “It’s prom dumb ass. And I know your sappy ass wanted to go.”

    Otabek’s mouth curls into a smirk. He wraps his hands around Yuri’s middle. “You knew that I wanted to go huh?”

    “Yeah Altin. You always do that thing where you perk up and then try to hide the fact that you’re all worked up whenever someone mentions it. So,” Yuri can feel his face flush redder not from the heat, but from embarrassment. “So, we’re going. If you like...want to.” OR: The Heart Break Beat Prequel fic nobody asked for.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2013
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    “I—” he gulps, caught out and ashamed of himself. “I was nervous.”

    Jonny crinkles his eyebrows and aggressively demands, “So?” like that wasn’t the beginning and end of Patrick’s reasoning. Like nerves had no bearing on today, which might be fair, to someone who holds the weight of an entire country’s expectations on his shoulders every time he skates into the Olympics.

    Patrick has no such experience, and therefore feels moderately overwhelmed by Jonny’s question. And also kind of insulted. “So?” Patrick squeaks back. “So we just got married. For life! Of course I was nervous!”

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    Comments:
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    Hux really has better things to do. But doing nothing would be negligent.

    bad sex!AU

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    2/?
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    3
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    Boone agrees to help his traveling companion with a problem. Unfortunately, it takes their relationship to a place neither of them are ready for. He doesn't believe in God. She doesn't believe in luck. Will this work out?

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    9/?
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    24
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    4
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    Gabriel wants to date Sam. Sam is cursed. To date Sam, Gabriel must defeat Sam’s seven evil exes. Piece of cake, right?

    (Includes art by Zomberflie!)

    Language:
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    19,047
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
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    this story is inspired by Bayergirl19's story: All I wane be is somebody to you.

    Mats and Benedikt broke up, after Benedikte did something stupid. Mats then turned to alcohol for help. When alcohol stopped helping he turned too Erik. Germans national team's new defender. In the beginning Erik believed that Mats loved him, but no. To Mats Erik was just another form for addiction. A deadly addiction but for Mats or Erik

    The world cup is here and everyone on the team is excited. But it seems like Mats and Erik's secret relationship is starting to break thru the surface. And there relationship might not be the most shocking discovery that will be made.

    Can they win the world cup and save their team mates

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    10
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    Requested by anon: Hi author nim! Can you please write a scenario where the reader sleeps with either Xiumin, Baekhyun or Chen and they act like they are the best sex she'll ever have but they actually suck in bed? I think your sarcasm would fit this perfectly.

     

    Ok so I love you anon. I have had the best time writing this because I keep laughing at how mean I'm being and it's just been so much fun. <3 I'm so mean omg.

     

    Reader x Baekhyun

    Warnings: Fuckboy Baekhyun, smut, teasing.

    Word Count: 4752

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    Chapters:
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    Finding himself no longer able to deal with the guilt that he holds, Roy Mustang visits an alchemy and magic emporium in hope of buying himself a clear conscience.

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    2/2
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    12
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    2
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    296
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    “Hey, Snake? The strangest thing happened today. A guy showed up and, well, one thing led to another and, uh… I kinda got seduced by your other brother. Oh, by the way! You have another brother!”

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    Comments:
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    10
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    Massage (noun) - The rubbing and kneading of muscles and joints of the body with the hands, especially to relieve tension or pain.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
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    46
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    Years after they first start having sex, Hux and Kylo eventually get the hang of it.

    Sequel to "If You Can't Be With the One You Hate." Hux and Kylo stumble through embarrassing accidents, general stupidity, miscommunication, and mistrust on their way to something that resembles a relationship.

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    English
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    11,872
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    488
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    6328
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    The SEP treatments can have some weird side effects, but Jack really won the raffle on this one.

    He's not 100% sure if he's being sarcastic or not.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    715
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    11862

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