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    A peasant Were is dragged through the court and dumped at the foot of the Emissary King, Stiles Stilinski, and awaits his fate. King Stilinski is not what he expected.

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    1/1
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    3
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    53
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    5
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    One of the things that makes him nervous is that he and Naruko don’t have a great track record with firsts. The first time they kissed, Naruko bit Imaizumi's tongue hard enough to draw blood and Imaizumi could barely eat solid foods for 24 hours. But they’ve gotten better. These things take practice and skill and determination, just like biking, and just like biking, Naruko always rises to meet him in the challenge.

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    2,442
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    42
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    3
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    258
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    When King John forms an alliance with a neighboring kingdom, Prince Dean ends up playing a role he never expected.

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    40,091
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    7/?
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    374
    Kudos:
    469
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    87
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    10787
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    After Berlin.

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    49,504
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    226
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3230
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    Years after the Crimean Annexation had the surprising effect of revealing shapeshifters to the world, life is surprisingly okay (in part, weirdly enough, thanks to the show True Blood) and Derek and Stiles decide it's time to expand Scott's pack.

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    1,595
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    743
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    Mage F!Hawke accidentally sets the bed on fire the first time she has sex with Merrill.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    57
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    С сексом у них совсем беда.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    27
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    483
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    Hiccup and Jack are having some enthusiastic sex on Hiccup's bed when something they should probably have expected happened.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
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    225
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    In which Souji and Yosuke have extremely (and hilariously) bad OOC sex.

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    1,155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    174
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    Scott and Stiles had planned to spend the summer before their Sophomore year in a stress-free haze of video games and junk food. And sure, maybe there was some "drug experimentation;" nothing too serious. But then Scott got bitten by a strange animal in the woods and started having hallucinations. The boys attempted to find out what's wrong on their own, but the only thing they had to go on were the innocuous texts from someone Stiles met on an animal bite website. It was only a matter of time before they were introduced to a world of not just werewolves, but mermaids, tree spirits, and creatures from disappointingly poorly documented mythology.

    Alternate Reality in which Scott is bitten two months sooner by a non-alpha Peter and the Nemeton was never cut down. All tags will be incorporated in due time.

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    15,287
    Chapters:
    3/22
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    905
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    This was written as a bit of a dare back in 2009, and is a typical sex scene between Mary and Sue :)

    It is deliberately cracky femmeslash. Bad sex talk, glittery lube, fisting, d/s, Aldi carrier bags, penguin sex toys.

    It is not to be taken seriously for one moment at all.

    Thank you to MistressKat for reading this, encouraging me to write more and not saying "god I'm traumatised," too often! And for being brave enough to offer to beta this, although wine was needed afterwards. *g*

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    1/1
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    “Rox, is this one of those what if we had kids scenarios?”

    “No, this is one of those my best friend and I are in our underwear and it seems a shame to waste a perfectly good opportunity thingies.”

    [Backstory for To by Too/I Was Aiming for His Head.]

    Series
    • Part 2 of 2x2
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    5,085
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1514
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    The Avengers have a pool party at Stark Tower

    Series
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    2,389
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    938
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    By manipulating Kirk’s fantasies, Spock telepathically cockblocks his captain until he gets what he wants.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    75
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    12
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    1844
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    But, today is the day. Shishido has the whole house to himself -his family is gone the whole evening to some horrid dinner-and-a-show (and honestly, they’d have had to shoot him before he’d agree to go to that social fiasco).

    Today is they day they are going to do it.

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    2,355
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    1/1
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    9
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    2
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    Alayne Stone encounters a man from her past who she does not remember.

    Series
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1370
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    Harry and Nick hook up and stop talking. Harry isn't sure what's wrong, but he definitely needs to find out before he goes out of his mind.

    Or, the one where Harry's bad at sex and even worse at pining.

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    12,304
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1641
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    Sherlock Holmes sets out to educate John "Experience of Women" Watson.

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    15,136
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    4907
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    Bits and pieces attached to the main storyline of Hivefled, kept separately for tidiness. Ratings range from G to X, so tread carefully.

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    39,357
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2861
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    Wikus wonders if this is punishment for his short-comings.

    Words:
    1,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    409

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