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    "Do to others as you would have them do to you." - Luke 6:31

    In a dark time of his life, Eli finds himself in the most unlikely of men... well not exactly a "man" but you get the idea.

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    Five years ago, Dee flunked out of college, left Philadelphia, and moved to Los Angeles with dreams of being a movie star. Now, she's divorced twice over, unemployed, asking her parents for rent money, and maybe in some denial about the reasons for all of the above. Dee comes home for Thanksgiving to get in her parents' good graces, and accidentally runs into her estranged brother on the street smoking and dressed like a prostitute. It seems like the last five years have not been kind to either of them. They go for a walk, and talk about how they got here.

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    Ginny needs to get out of the house after the war is over, but in doing so she realizes things are complicated between her and Harry.

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    Ginny realized she had cheated. But how did you know if you cheated if there weren't rules to follow?

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    Kylo and Hux try something new to “spice it up” in the bedroom. It doesn’t go as planned.

    Written for a prompt on kyluxhardkinks.

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    Boone agrees to help his traveling companion with a problem. Unfortunately, it takes their relationship to a place neither of them are ready for. He doesn't believe in God. She doesn't believe in luck. Will this work out?

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    Gabriel wants to date Sam. Sam is cursed. To date Sam, Gabriel must defeat Sam’s seven evil exes. Piece of cake, right?

    (Includes art by Zomberflie!)

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    “like, established relationship, but demo has always topped. I think it would be cute having Jane's first time topping, trying real hard to do well. cute fluffy smut where he might mess up but they laugh it off and everything is good.”

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    Workaholic Hux doesn’t have time for relationships. He barely has time to grade all of his assignments while also ensuring that his students are the highest achieving in the school. When his friend and fellow teacher, Ms. Phasma, suggests he just needs to get laid, he’s skeptical. She decides some no-strings-attached sex is just what he needs, and no better place to find it than the internet. It’s all fine until he accidentally swipes right on Ben “Call me Kylo” Solo, and they’re a match. With more tattoos than teeth and a profile proclaiming him a "seminary dropout," what could possibly go wrong? Hux is certainly going to find out.

    A romance about awkward dates, bad sex, miscommunication, and finding love despite one’s better judgment.

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    Jack and Rhys' marriage was mostly a publicity stunt, and Rhys was fully aware. Jack married a normal man who worked under him, and they have what appears to be an ideal marriage. They are both fairly happy. But one day Rhys meets the man who looks and sounds just like his husband, but is kind and cares for him. Rhys doesn't want to leave his husband, but he feels himself falling hard for Timothy.

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    He’s halfway through burning the contents of the creep-ass magic trunk under the witch’s bed when Dean pops open an opaque glass phial a little too quickly, giving himself a face-full of sickly yellow powder. Shit. He recognizes the stuff from the hunt—they’d found dust just like this scattered around two of the victims’ homes—and although he and Sam never pinned down the specific mechanics of how to avoid certain death after consuming the stuff, Dean knows enough to realize that he’s got about two days to get laid if he wants to live.

    As a rule, he and Sammy don’t do anal sex. Okay, yeah, Sam confided in him about a year after they started screwing around that he can appreciate occasional stimulation to his prostate, so sometimes Dean will watch as Sam sticks a finger up there, maybe even jerk Sam off while it’s happening, but Dean doesn’t do butt stuff, and even Sam made it very clear that the thought of getting that close to another person’s feces is an instant turn-off for him.

    “I hope you know it’s completely un-arousing to see you hurt,” Sam says solemnly.

    “Well, hopefully the attractiveness of my magical butthole will make up for it enough to get your dick hard enough to do this,” says Dean.

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    Somehow, Kylo had convinced them both that he was far more experienced than he was. His infatuation with Hux proved to be his downfall, running his mouth to boast about a sexual prowess he simply didn't have, and when the time came to prove it...he failed. Miserably.

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    this story is inspired by Bayergirl19's story: All I wane be is somebody to you.

    Mats and Benedikt broke up, after Benedikte did something stupid. Mats then turned to alcohol for help. When alcohol stopped helping he turned too Erik. Germans national team's new defender. In the beginning Erik believed that Mats loved him, but no. Mats could never love anyone like he had loved Benedikt.

    The world cup is here and everyone on the team is excited. But it seems like Mats and Erik's secret relationship is starting to break thru the surface. And there relationship might not be the most shocking discovery that will be made.

    Can they win the world cup and save their team mates

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    Donald Trump attends a party in which he goes on a coke binge and mistakes Caitlyn Jenner for Melania.

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    Jensen takes Jared home for Valentine's sex. He discovers that Jared's klutziness even extends to sex.

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    Negan helps you with a few problems you’re having when he returns Carl to Alexandria.

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    Tom's interests have always been unusual. Even so, some things are just too strange for Claire to understand.

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    In which Sniper wonders "why, oh god WHY, I'm such a loser," while Medic tries to give him a blowie. Part 1.

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    The story takes a sharp turn before Half-Blood Prince, with discussion of culture, politics, cultural gender norms, and art.

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    Attempt at consolidating my Pendleton family headcanons, told via times when Treavor wore black, but mostly about Wallace.

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    21/?
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