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    Summary

    Fresh week old garbage, hot off the kink meme.

    (The tags should make it very clear exactly what this is.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,955
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    356
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    Summary

    Lev thinks he's great at sex. Yaku begs to differ, but isn't unwilling to help him learn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1355
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    Summary

    Claire and David play at being a family, for keeps and for all the marbles. It's the only way each of them knows to protect their own children.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,083
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    505
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    Sherlock has been broken, his mind splintered in two. One small shard of him is left to accept his bodily torment. The rest has been locked away in his Mind Palace with no hope of escape. Can John free him from his self-made prison and put the pieces back together?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,674
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    163
    Kudos:
    300
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    6889
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    An eventful summer in the life of Nene, who happens to be an assassin. And kinky. And crushing on someone else's mistress.

    A Jealous of Roses story, but written as a stand-alone. Takes place roughly eight years before Arc 01/"She Only Has One Box And That's What's In It".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,488
    Chapters:
    23/32
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    439
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    You're fifteen when you find out who your parents are, what they do. Feigning ignorance is your only defense, but it won't last forever. Your parents are murderers and there's only so long you can stay out of their world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,358
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    847
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    Yongguk opened his eyes, a small smirk on his face as he nodded and sat up, “Barely. If my dad’s nagging wasn’t enough, halfway through lunch my ass went numb and all I could think about was how much longer until we could replace this plug with your dick.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,379
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    212
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    Summary

    Derek hires Stiles, a professional alpha sex therapist, to help him through his heat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,491
    Chapters:
    18/22
    Comments:
    1119
    Kudos:
    1970
    Bookmarks:
    455
    Hits:
    58381
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    The one where Lascelles is a spectacularly awful lay. This is not meant by the author to imply that the Pretty One is invariably awful in bed, but rather that sex engaged in for entirely the wrong reasons is not going to go well.

    It is a kinkmeme fill for the person/s who showed an interest in Lascelles/Norrell (with jealous!Childermass in the background).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    207
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    “Here’s what’s gonna happen, Rhysie. You’re gonna lose the pants and hop your skinny ass up on the desk for me."

    Rhys stares at him for a full five seconds before blinking. “What?”

    “For the love of- This is my welcome back party, idiot. I’ve had a brawl, I’ve gotten shitfaced, and next on my list is getting laid. This body’s got a cherry to pop so congratulations, your greatest wish is about to come true.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,578
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    407
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    4344
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    Summary

    Furuya feels sick, and Miyuki goes down to make sure he’s okay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,450
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    263
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    Summary

    He fiddles with the handlink again, but I think I already know why I’m here, if the twenty in my bra is anything to go by.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,935
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    60
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    Summary

    You never know when adventure will come knocking, and when it does, you ought to be prepared.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,248
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    270
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    Summary

    The Courier decides to do a favor for Grecks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    185
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    Summary

    He would do anything for love, but he won't do that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    852
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    487
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    Summary

    Kuroo and Tsukishima get down and dirty, with more than a little fumbling.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    490
  17. Tags
    Summary

    or ten times Oliver and Felicity try to have sex, but hopelessly fail.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,640
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    9070
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    Summary

    Early in the days of the war, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and Starscream are still sorting out their dynamics as a trine. It goes well until it doesn't. All Skywarp can say is, the sex had better be worth it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,678
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1329
  19. Tags
    Summary

    in which pat kane is bad at sex. Like, REALLY.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    566
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    222
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    Summary

    You can find some really interesting things in the newspaper these days. Besides the obituaries, which are always interesting, today there's someone offering free rent in exchange for sex. There's a picture in the ad, and frankly, aside from that hair and the candid expression, it could be worse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,168
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1667

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