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    You're fifteen when you find out who your parents are, what they do. Feigning ignorance is your only defense, but it won't last forever. Your parents are murderers and there's only so long you can stay out of their world.

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    3/?
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    15
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    49
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    12
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    573
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    Furuya feels sick, and Miyuki goes down to make sure he’s okay.

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    2,450
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
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    Sherlock has been broken, his mind splintered in two. One small shard of him is left to accept his bodily torment. The rest has been locked away in his Mind Palace with no hope of escape. Can John free him from his self-made prison and put the pieces back together?

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    English
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    26,207
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
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    He fiddles with the handlink again, but I think I already know why I’m here, if the twenty in my bra is anything to go by.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Going to a party? Don't forget your passport, plenty of painkillers, enough money to get across the globe, and a Phillips screwdriver.

    'cos you never know when adventure will come knocking, and when it does, you oughta be prepared!

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    7,248
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    249
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    The Courier decides to do a favor for Grecks.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    5
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    99
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    He would do anything for love, but he won't do that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    852
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    423
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    Kuroo and Tsukishima get down and dirty, with more than a little fumbling.

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    English
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    1,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    412
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    or ten times Oliver and Felicity try to have sex, but hopelessly fail.

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    English
    Words:
    5,640
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    8753
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    “Come on,” Kaner said, fisting his dick. It could charitably be called half-hard, if Jonny was feeling generous. “Suck it.”

    Language:
    English
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    1,963
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2232
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    Early in the days of the war, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and Starscream are still sorting out their dynamics as a trine. It goes well until it doesn't. All Skywarp can say is, the sex had better be worth it.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,678
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1215
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    Derek hires Stiles, a professional alpha sex therapist, to help him through his heat.

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    Language:
    English
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    103,988
    Chapters:
    17/21
    Comments:
    1033
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    1891
    Bookmarks:
    433
    Hits:
    54465
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    in which pat kane is bad at sex. Like, REALLY.

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    566
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    2
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    210
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    You can find some really interesting things in the newspaper these days. Besides the obituaries, which are always interesting, today there's someone offering free rent in exchange for sex. There's a picture in the ad, and frankly, aside from that hair and the candid expression, it could be worse.

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    English
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    24,168
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1455
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    “Here’s what’s gonna happen, Rhysie. You’re gonna lose the pants and hop your skinny ass up on the desk for me."

    Rhys stares at him for a full five seconds before blinking. “What?”

    “For the love of- This is my welcome back party, idiot. I’ve had a brawl, I’ve gotten shitfaced, and next on my list is getting laid. This body’s got a cherry to pop so congratulations, your greatest wish is about to come true.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2235
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    Small, humorous collection of (quasi) smutty flashfics based on a hilarious AO3 tag prompt generator.

    1. Dave/Karkat | Unsexy Underwater Frottage
    2. Rose/Kanaya | Brief Vampire Bondage
    3. Dirk/Jake | Softcore Vehicular Manpain
    4. Karkat/Kanaya (pale) | Strictly Platonic Garden Smut

    Language:
    English
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    2,771
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    517
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    Peggy is stressed about work, and Don thinks he knows how to help. It doesn't quite go according to plan.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    302
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    Even an ancient god doesn't know everything. Apparently Solas has forgotten how to please a woman.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    389
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    In Which Jim Gordon Gets Kicked In The Head, Bitten, Commits An Egregious Noise Violation, And Regrets Nothing--Not Necessarily In That Order

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,709
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    497
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    An eventful summer in the life of Nene, who happens to be an assassin. And kinky. And crushing on someone else's mistress.

    A Jealous of Roses story, but written as a stand-alone. Takes place roughly eight years before Arc 01/"She Only Has One Box And That's What's In It".

    Language:
    English
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    21,426
    Chapters:
    22/32
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    410

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