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    Summary

    Lance's quest to lose his virginity to a hot alien babe hits a few snags.

    Or: Five times Lance's alien hookups ended up being notso-hotso, and one time it was actually pretty okay.

    Language:
    English
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    969
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    167
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    Claire and David play at being a family, for keeps and for all the marbles. It's the only way each of them knows to protect their own children.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,323
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    687
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    Dean gets drunk and ends up hooking up with none other than Cas. The angel disappears soon after, leaving Dean to deal with his newly-discovered feelings. When Cas returns, he brings a little surprise with him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,066
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    916
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    Sherlock has been broken, his mind splintered in two. One small shard of him is left to accept his bodily torment. The rest has been locked away in his Mind Palace with no hope of escape. Can John free him from his self-made prison and put the pieces back together?

    Beta read by Sherlock1110.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,800
    Chapters:
    52/52
    Comments:
    253
    Kudos:
    468
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    13117
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    Stiles sabía que algo estaba yendo mal, muy mal.

    Desde que su mejor amigo/hermano se había convertido en un hombre lobo y se dio cuenta de que Beacon Hills no era el pueblo tranquilo que todos pensaban desarrollo este tipo de "sexto sentido" que bien podía competir contra el de un madre. Y ahora ese "sexto sentido" le gritaba que algo iba mal, y el tener las muñecas rotas y Derek arriba de él se lo confirmo.

    No quiero morir.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    17,693
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1616
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    Matt's head is full of thoughts: he is nervous, filled with doubts, irritated by his own behaviour. His eyes always go to Jordon, they study him with too much interest, too much attention for a simply friend. Maybe he is in love? Maybe it is just lust or curiosity? He wants something, but the only idea of obtaining it seems terrifying and disgusting, letting the man stucked between two opposite sides: indulge with these thoughts and not holding back, or push they back and stay silent without saying a word to anyone.

    The real question is...how much his instincts will let him decide?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,810
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    184
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    or ten times Oliver and Felicity try to have sex, but hopelessly fail.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,503
    Chapters:
    6/10
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    330
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    12620
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    Language:
    English
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    1,397
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    44
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    Hannibal is determined to give Will the lay of his life, and damn the consequences.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,715
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    925
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    There's a reason why he never takes the mask off.

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    self-indulgent m!reader/reaper fic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,311
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1490
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    “You do this every time we fuck, don’t you?” More tears land on his back as Ren sighs loudly. “What do you even have to cry about?"

    “I…I don’t deserve you,” Ren mumbles, and he’s all but projecting his shame and self-doubt onto Hux.

    “You’re right.” He keeps his tone even and impersonal, as though answering a question during the weekly conference with the senior officers onboard the Finalizer. “You don’t deserve me, Ren.” Hux closes his eyes, reaches deep into the most painful recesses of his mind, and draws his weapon. “You’re useless.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,416
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    875
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    When it comes to The Beautiful Man, Castiel has been repeating the phrase 'all good things come to those who wait' to himself for the past year. When he decides to finally throw caution to the wind and ask The Beautiful Man out, he turns out to be a day too late. Little does he know that some mixed up phone numbers, a little spectator sport dining and an attempted robbery will turn his life upside-down, all the while still pining for those good things with The Beautiful Man.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,580
    Chapters:
    53/53
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3546
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    “Prepare,” Thomas says and everything feels weird. Newt’s stomach turns cold. Does he know this victim? When he finally looks a the body, he can’t but just gape.
    “Well, fuck,” Newt says under his breath. Thomas nods beside him. Because on the pavement, next to the body, next to the signature “RH”, are for the first time something else too. There are four new letters, there are four letters to break pattern. Their serial killer are really starting to appear genuinely mental. And stalkerish. In blood, messy but readable, is the name “NEWT” spelled out.

    Or the one where Minho is a serial killer and Newt has the job to catch him.

    Language:
    English
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    28,526
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    164
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2058
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    A place for me to keep my WinterHawk drabbles and short fics featuring Clint and Bucky since Tumblr tags are sketchy at best.

    1. Worst Sex Ever - The Avengers discuss the worst (consensual) sex they've ever had. Clint's circus sex wins hands down.
    2. Shamrock This - Bucky's out on the town for the first time since he lost his arm. He meets a guy with a baby. It works out surprisingly well for both of them.
    3. Mosquito - Clint's crap at packing his own go-bag for missions. Bucky decides to give it a try.
    4. Shamrock This (Part 2) - Gracie gets sick, and the guys get serious. Fluff and a tiny bit of angst!
    5. Super Secret Touch-Starved Brainwashed Assassins Club - Bucky and Clint are both starved for touch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,962
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    303
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2753
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    Franken, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.

    Marie looked at him expectantly.

    “Oh, sorry,” she said. “Franken, I need you – sexually.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    491
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
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    122
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    “I…think we should kiss some more” Is what he says instead, pretty proud with himself. Even though he’s been dating the rabid dog of the Port Mafia for some months already, they are still themselves (Akutagawa can still be an asshole when he wants--), and even if a little soft fighting can be hot as some kind of testosterone-driven foreplay—it can get out of hand pretty fast and Atsushi does definitely not want to end up stabbed on Rashomon or guiltily watching Akutagawa treat some wound when all they had wanted at first was to…have…s-sex, dammit!

    {Akutagawa and Atsushi's first time. Just a little PWP with feels because shin soukoku deserved more love and their own share of porn.}

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,769
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1163
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    Attempt at consolidating my Pendleton family headcanons, told via times when Treavor wore black, but mostly about Wallace.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,228
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1767
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    Just two gal pals having coffee together the morning after a failed threesome.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    469
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    39
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    After Selina learns that Batman has gotten Talia pregnant, she decides to take her revenge... and *his* sidekick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,695
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    3901
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    Summary

    Too much dom Sans. Too much biting. Self-indulgent nonsense where Frisk puts dom Sans in his place. Oh, how the turn tables!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,387
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    1042

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