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    A collection of ficlets from Tumblr! Tags will be added as needed. Fandom and/or pairing will be included in the chapter title.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    5190
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    Gladio does some light reading on how to accommodate Noct's back pain during sex.

    One thing leads to another.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,895
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    397
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    Fresh out of a relationship that ended in a traumatic encounter, Julian intends to stay single for quite some time. But he didn’t count on meeting Barry. A handsome, kind teacher hell-bent on tearing down all of his walls? That wasn’t part of the plan.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,281
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1384
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    Lieutenant Steve Rogers has done all the right things. Graduated West Point at the top of his class. Earned a coveted spot as an infantry officer. Found the woman of his dreams. Everything is going exactly as planned. That is, until he accepts a platoon leader position for a unit deploying to Iraq, where he’s reunited with the ex-boyfriend he’d rather forget but never could.

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    Sergeant First Class Barnes thinks he knows war. He lives in a wild cycle of military training, deployments, sex, drinking, and pining for his former best friend and ex-boyfriend, Steve Rogers. But when Lieutenant Rogers is assigned as his platoon leader during Operation Iraqi Freedom, Sergeant Barnes realizes that he doesn't know the first thing about what it means to truly fight for something.

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    An Iraq War love story in three movements.

    Or:

    An unflinching, unrepetentantly realistic story of what happens when we send men and women to war. Please read the tags and warnings carefully and proceed with caution.

    Language:
    English
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    313,987
    Chapters:
    28/40
    Comments:
    1822
    Kudos:
    911
    Bookmarks:
    258
    Hits:
    22897
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    Tony shows up on Steve's doorstep with a file folder.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    484
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    In which Sniper wonders "why, oh god WHY, I'm such a loser," while Medic tries to give him a blowie. Part 1.

    Language:
    English
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    2,537
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    897
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    She kept thinking when she was trying to think of nothing, thinking that if she could just keep Lash down long enough she could cut him open and peel Andrew free. All her knives were sharp enough. She’d be so careful.

    Language:
    English
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    2,956
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    52
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    Poison Ivy's always up to no good.

    The Terrific Trio go to investigate and become horny after exposure to sex pollen.

    There's suddenly a three-way going on with Batgirl in the middle!
    But she doesn't mind even if she's been deflowered by Batman or Robin, go figure.

    Poison Ivy wants an army of slaves and tests out her formula on the three crimefighters.
    Can they resist?

    Porn with a little bit of plot and a lot of smut.
    Crack and campy lemon.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,538
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    199
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    It was always another day, another hit, another death. One after the other after the other in an endless cycle until the world around you seems dead and all you have left is the same group of people that fucked you up in the first place.

    Life for Alex is an endless cycle. Each order from Washington means more blood on his hands and his moral compass has been bent in half beyond repair. But in that endless cycle, he has John, and they can be fucked up together in their own shitty ways.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,211
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    254
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    Tytuł roboczy brzmiał "Best hero in the streets, worst lover in the sheets", ale staram się, aby tytuł i treść fika były w tym samym języku.
    Krótko mówiąc, po przeczytaniu kilku ficzków o idealnym seksie stwierdziłam, że napiszę jak najbardziej "nieidealnie". Wyszło bardziej infantylnie niż powinno i dosyć OOC, lojalnie ostrzegam.

    Language:
    Polski
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    3,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    177
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    Years ago, Robb discovered Eleanor, a secret Targaryen baby, in the wilderness, and took her to Winterfell to be brought up amongst the Starks. Now Eleanor has been kidnapped and is being held captive in the Dreadfort. Can Robb save her in time?

    This is intentionally the legolas by laura of this fandom, only with better spelling, a bit more crack, and no rape.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    5
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    Prompto just wanted to lose his virginity. Then he wanted to get good at sex. Then... Well, sex makes everything complicated.

    AKA: The Bad Sex AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,754
    Chapters:
    8/9
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2344
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    Workaholic Hux doesn’t have time for relationships. He barely has time to grade all of his assignments while also ensuring that his students are the highest achieving in the school. When his friend and fellow teacher, Ms. Phasma, suggests he just needs to get laid, he’s skeptical. She decides some no-strings-attached sex is just what he needs, and no better place to find it than the internet. It’s all fine until he accidentally swipes right on Ben “Call me Kylo” Solo, and they’re a match. With more tattoos than teeth and a profile proclaiming him a "seminary dropout," what could possibly go wrong? Hux is certainly going to find out.

    A romance about awkward dates, bad sex, miscommunication, and finding love despite one’s better judgment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,987
    Chapters:
    11/13
    Comments:
    391
    Kudos:
    961
    Bookmarks:
    150
    Hits:
    10251
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    Mantis is aware of how this works; has been for the longest time; even as a small child just a glimpse at people had been enough to see it; it has been everywhere starting from his own reflection in his father's glassy eyes; and it is the same feeling he gets when Ocelot looks at him for just a little bit too long.

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    English
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    2,248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    179
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    Starting in their high school days, Noctis and Prompto start through relationship through pretending but it soon becomes a legitimate one. The two face setbacks in the form of mental health issues and societal expectations but their love for one another keeps them together. But even that love may not be enough...

    If you want, you can catch up and read "All Night," you can to get the backstory to their relationship. However, it is not necessary. I wanted to fix some of the narrative issues with FFXV in regards to Noctis accepting his death then 3 minutes later it is the end. So this is a canon divergence that addresses that.

    I will warn accordingly for the very complicated and messy stuff. The Angst is heavy my friends.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,066
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1532
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    Seth and Kate's maiden voyage.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    441
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    Pyotr is a bitch.

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    English
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    4,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    19
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    Jon Arryn took one wife in the summer, and one in the winter. Now, he takes a wife for another season.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,129
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    168
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    It's for science!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    522
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    Snufkin meets an intriguing stranger.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,668
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    85

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