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    A streak of bad luck leaves Eren desperate for cash, and desperate enough that making porn doesn't seem like such a terrible idea. He's young, he's cute, he's horny, and his favourite studio is currently hiring. It seems like fate up until he learns that his two most admired actors, whom he spent the majority of his teenage years appreciating, have recently retired.

    Still, he is nothing if not determined, and he sets out to see if he can persuade them to make one last movie. And then he gets to know them as people, and things start getting complicated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    106,162
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    756
    Kudos:
    1634
    Bookmarks:
    324
    Hits:
    26567
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    Arthur watches the way the gold glints in Merlin’s eyes, flames and shudders across his iris and then fades away – and Arthur can’t breathe and Merlin, realizing it’s anything but disgust, feeling smug, merely lifts an eyebrow. Arthur looks away, blushing, his hands flexing where they rest on Merlin’s hips and mutters, “… Do that again.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,944
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1234
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    Stiles is stolen before he comes of age, gagged and bound and dragged from the forest. He cries and kicks, but no one hears him. He had wandered too far from the herd, chasing a strange scent. His deepest regret, from then until his death, is finding it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,450
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1872
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    Derek hires Stiles, a professional alpha sex therapist, to help him through his heat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    86,896
    Chapters:
    15/21
    Comments:
    812
    Kudos:
    1567
    Bookmarks:
    334
    Hits:
    38376
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    Starting at a new school is always hard. But when you're a badass, its even harder. Look inside these boys minds and see how they feel about everything... including EACH OTHER... dun dun DUUUUUN.
    See how they cope with two weird chicks joining their school in Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, and pretty much having sex with everyone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,837
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2468
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    Calum doesn't like FIFA, and could care less when Michael plays it whilst him being in the room, well... Until now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,524
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1069
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    Life keeps Levi and Eren from seeing each other even after they move in together. Fortunately, absence does make the heart grow fonder. Unfortunately, Eren is going to have to buy himself a new pair of yoga pants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,034
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    2185
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    In ancient Mesopotamia, one careless death-goddess invents a cruel curse. Its singular victim can never die, but will rather live the last single year of a random human life somewhere in time, every year, forever and ever.

    In Hell, a belligerent soul takes centuries of abuse from Lilith herself, and is molded through her cruel tutelage into something darker, more ambitious, and cleverer by far than your standard-issue demon.

    A pair like that can only become more than the sum of their parts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,042
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    159
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    Sherlock hadn't thought it would be this hard convincing John to sleep with him. John's nickname was 'Three Continents Watson' after all.
    Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,320
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    296
    Kudos:
    503
    Bookmarks:
    119
    Hits:
    19274
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    Bits and pieces attached to the main storyline of Hivefled, kept separately for tidiness. Ratings range from G to X, so tread carefully.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,711
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3921
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    Theme: Knowledge
    Prompt: Kara/Karl - Academy days test prep (laura_mayfair)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,107
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    45
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    Summary

    Really Bad Sex
    - OR -
    Why Black☆Star Is Simultaneously The Best And Worst Friend A Guy Can Have

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    496
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    164
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    "no loki dats gay" thor whispread with his penis in loku butt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    794
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1740
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    Kevin starts to crack under pressure.

    Language:
    English
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    672
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    Scott and Stiles had planned to spend the summer before their Sophomore year in a stress-free haze of video games and junk food. And sure, maybe there was some "drug experimentation;" nothing too serious. But then Scott got bitten by a strange animal in the woods and started having hallucinations. The boys attempted to find out what's wrong on their own, but the only thing they had to go on were the innocuous texts from someone Stiles met on an animal bite website. It was only a matter of time before they were introduced to a world of not just werewolves, but mermaids, tree spirits, and creatures from disappointingly poorly documented mythology.

    Alternate Reality in which Scott is bitten two months sooner by a non-alpha Peter and the Nemeton was never cut down. All tags will be incorporated in due time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,252
    Chapters:
    14/23
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    4201
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    Bucky aches. Things are objectively getting better, but there's something he's still yearning for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,249
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2519
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    5 times someone in the family cock blocked Dean and Benny and one time they didn't.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,940
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1970
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    Will and Hannibal are astronauts in a space station. They attempt to have sex.

    Too bad about that lack of gravity thing.

    Total crack.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    369
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    Steve refuses to let anything stop him from being himself, including physically being himself, which is always at least somewhat painful, occasionally incredibly humiliating, and ruins moments that should otherwise be blissful.
    He's glad Bucky doesn't treat him like he's broken, because if he did- Steve isn't sure what he would do.
    So if he could be a little less broken right now, please, God, that would be very helpful.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2282
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    Maybe Rodney should come with a disclaimer "Sex with Rodney McKay could be hazardous to your health".

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,890
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    331

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