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    The story takes a sharp turn before Half-Blood Prince, with discussion of culture, politics, cultural gender norms, and art.

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    Two things that tend to happen between couples during the holidays – arguments, and sex. As Hawkeye and Trapper mark several special occasions together, things get heated – in more ways than one. Can the boys ‘kiss and make up’ when times get rough? Can they keep their spark alive as the years pass? Only time will tell, but as they approach a decade together, a few home truths are beginning to become clear…

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    5/6
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    13
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    2
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    I would say I'm sorry, but that would be a lie.

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    Aethas wants back in the Kirin Tor at any cost.

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    1/1
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    9
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    1
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    There’s been a lull since Bobby, Sam, and Dean made it back home from Buffalo. Even the monsters have hunkered down in whatever the equivalent of a supernatural bomb shelter is (though Bobby knows it can’t be nearly as good as his). If anybody wants Bobby's opinion, the end of the world's been a little boring so far, though Rufus has started calling again, which is nicer than Bobby will ever admit to.

    Naturally, Dean decides to take matters into his own hands and make life entirely too interesting. Good thing Sam has an angel on speed dial, because there is definitely trouble afoot.

    Ahoof. Whatever.

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    The long-awaited sequel to "Of Course, Of Course" which literally no one was waiting for.¹ Reading that first isn't necessary. It's not like the Winchesters ever do all of their homework, either.

     

    ¹The author has since learned that, in a miraculous turn of events, people were, in fact, waiting for it. Wild.

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    44
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    8
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    An alternative scene in Eurus' cell during TFP.

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    1/1
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    16
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    69
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    7
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    627
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    Dopheld Mitaka attempts to film his superiors having sex for fun and profit. What happens next may surprise you!

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    1/1
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    62
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    173
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    8
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    1050
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    The first time Charles and Hank have sex, it isn't actually very good.

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    432
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    10
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    2
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    66
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    Sherlock hadn't thought it would be this hard convincing John to sleep with him. John's nickname was 'Three Continents Watson' after all.
    Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest

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    140,189
    Chapters:
    37/?
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    666
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    1066
    Bookmarks:
    259
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    'Kashyyyk' is a hard word to say, when you're drunk. So is Bespin, and Kessel. Consequently, sex is hard to do when you're drunk. Even if you're THE Han Solo. / Leia, Han, a treehouse, and some liquor - and a lot of technical difficulties. NSFW.

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    1/1
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    10
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    43
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    7
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    Jack needs anything to distract him from the worries in his head. So - he kisses his hot best friend.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Tentacles and true love. "No way," Rodney says out loud. "No fucking way am I coming home after a long day of offworld Wraith-craziness just to get molested by the Ancient tentacular shower attachments, no way –

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    They end up in bed together on Christmas Eve, but not in the way you'd think...

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    20
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    2
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    389
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    Companion fic for on falling, gracefully.

    That one has the plot, this one has the smut.

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    2/?
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    27
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    103
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    11
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    The SEP treatments can have some weird side effects, but Jack really won the raffle on this one.

    He's not 100% sure if he's being sarcastic or not.

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    Chapters:
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    ”If truth be told, I ofttimes wonder how Stannis ever got that ugly daughter of his. He goes to his marriage bed like a man marching to a battlefield, with a grim look in his eyes and a determination to do his duty."

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    In which Stannis Baratheon attempts to be a dutiful husband, and there are awkward times for everyone involved.

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    Dave is ready to delve into the world of Kinky Sex™ with his boyfriend, John. The problem is, John is what is known in the dom/sub world as a "brat". Does Dave have the stamina and mental fortitude to be a brat tamer? Can his older brother Dirk (who is already in the world of Kinky Sex™ with his boyfriend Jake) help Dave prepare? Or will John's bratty ways ruin their chances of kinky sex forever?

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    English
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    5,240
    Chapters:
    3/4
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    3
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    751
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    After a completely not expected series of events, Dan and Phil see themselves interviewing MCR. With the help of some friendly conversations and alcohol things get a little weird.

    Im so sorry for this.

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    Things are not the same when James wakes up in Medical after three months out of contact with MI6.

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    1/1
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    11
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    It's no secret that George Weasley's love life has pretty much consistently been nothing less than a disaster but at least it made good bar-talk. He didn't quite expect his failed string of one night stands and embarrassingly short lived relationships would lead to him falling in love.

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    English
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    5,906
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    1
    Kudos:
    7
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    79

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