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    What it says on the can - a collection of shorter fills for HSWC 2014.

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    English
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    3,371
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    95
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    Starting at a new school is always hard. But when you're a badass, its even harder. Look inside these boys minds and see how they feel about everything... including EACH OTHER... dun dun DUUUUUN.
    See how they cope with two weird chicks joining their school, and pretty much having sex with everyone.

    Or this story is a result of me and my friend having way too much time. ENJOY!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,328
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1097
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    Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Éowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as I mock everything that always happens to Faramir and Éowyn in terrible fanfiction.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,809
    Chapters:
    1/14
    Kudos:
    1
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    In Which Bellamy Blake is a man-whore, Clarke can’t help but be practical, and Octavia just needs them both to grow a pair.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,472
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    897
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    Rejected by their crushes, the awesome trio decides to have a threesome to relieve their sexual frustration. The only problem is that they just aren't attracted to each other.

    Language:
    English
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    4,481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    75
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    Scott and Stiles had planned to spend the summer before their Sophomore year in a stress-free haze of video games and junk food. And sure, maybe there was some "drug experimentation;" nothing too serious. But then Scott got bitten by a strange animal in the woods and started having hallucinations. The boys attempted to find out what's wrong on their own, but the only thing they had to go on were the innocuous texts from someone Stiles met on an animal bite website. It was only a matter of time before they were introduced to a world of not just werewolves, but mermaids, tree spirits, and creatures from disappointingly poorly documented mythology.

    Alternate Reality in which Scott is bitten two months sooner by a non-alpha Peter and the Nemeton was never cut down. All tags will be incorporated in due time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,701
    Chapters:
    7/23
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1897
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    When King John of the West Saxons forms an alliance with a neighboring Christian kingdom, his eldest son Dean ends up playing a role he never expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    130,581
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    1570
    Kudos:
    1689
    Bookmarks:
    321
    Hits:
    49224
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    About coping with and living with lyrium addiction in the Gallows, and about trading one type of addiction for another.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,060
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    727
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    ‘Hey stud... you wanna dance?’

    So maybe Stiles didn't have the slickest of pick-up lines but it was the last night he would probably ever see Derek Hale and if the end of a drunk graduation dance wasn't the time to attempt his awesome moves, when was? He had nothing to lose and surprisingly, Derek seemed to have some moves of his own that he was pretty willing to show Stiles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,398
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1287
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    Hinata doesn't know why the headmaster pays attention to him, of all people - why he, among all the prodigies, has promise. Has 'potential'.

    He doesn't know, but he isn't complaining.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,235
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2029
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    He’s kneeling down between your legs, and the amount of undivided attention being focused on you at this very second makes you want to fidget, makes you want to say ‘relax, bro,’ anything to break the tension. You hold your breath and don’t say a word.

    These are my overtly sexual fills for the 2014 Homestuck Shipping World Cup. My G-T pieces for the bonus rounds are in their own posts, but all my bonus round fills that get too explicit for those stories are going to be posted here. Again, relevant warnings will be posted at the beginning of each chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,037
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    669
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    Sick of your job? Looking for adventure? Try some fluff on your coffee.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,706
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    34
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    Derek hires Stiles, a professional alpha sex therapist, to help him through his heat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,888
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    509
    Kudos:
    1154
    Bookmarks:
    240
    Hits:
    22396
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    “Okay,” Neymar says. “I know, man, I know. I just — I kind of fucked it up.”

    He looks so unhappy, so twelve years old and she doesn’t like me back, and all Dani wants to say is something beautifully crass like, did you forget your mom’s rules and kiss him on the mouth? except that it’s freaking Lio they’re talking about here and that’s a whole lot of everything he’s never wanted to contemplate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,050
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1821
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    The year President Hayes takes office for the second time, SG-1 goes to P3X-439 and Jack takes a second download of the Ancient database. Then he saves the Earth, but there's no one to save him. He's asleep beneath the Antarctic ice, and has been for the last sixteen months.

    #

    July. General Landry calls the three of them into his office. There's a man standing there—young, fresh-faced, blue-eyed, Dress Blues and full military brace. Looking nervous.

    "SG-1, this is Colonel Cameron Mitchell. I believe some of you already know him," Landry adds. "He's joining SG-1."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    392,946
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    312
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    Years after the Crimean Annexation had the surprising effect of revealing shapeshifters to the world, life is surprisingly okay (in part, weirdly enough, thanks to the show True Blood) and Derek and Stiles decide it's time to expand Scott's pack.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,232
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2938
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    In which a bout of amnesia happens and awkwardness ensues.

     

    (Established science boyfriends. Eventual science boyfriends. Other pairings are temporary.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,061
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    448
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    Gentaro and Miu have regrettable sex.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    242
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    34
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    Somewhere there's a legend about how the great Stiles Stilinski stole Alpha Derek Hale’s heart and helped Derek win the war against Kate Argent.

    Somewhere there's a legend about how the McCall pack rose to power, becoming the mightiest pack and aligning with banshees, foxes, and hunters to fight the terrible Alpha Pack.

    This story lies between those legends, a peaceful time between two lovers as they enjoy the other's embrace. (And cocks. There’s a lot of cock enjoyment.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,855
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3202
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    It’s Jim’s first mission as Enterprise’s first officer and, well, he and Spock have an important “first” of their own to get to.

    Sequel to Next Best Destiny

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,923
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1913

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