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    Summary

    Kevin starts to crack under pressure.

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    English
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    672
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    1/1
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    1
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    Starting at a new school is always hard. But when you're a badass, its even harder. Look inside these boys minds and see how they feel about everything... including EACH OTHER... dun dun DUUUUUN.
    See how they cope with two weird chicks joining their school, and pretty much having sex with everyone.

    Or this story is a result of me and my friend having way too much time. ENJOY!

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    English
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    9,226
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1883
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    Sherlock hadn't thought it would be this hard convincing John to sleep with him. John's nickname was 'Three Continents Watson' after all.
    Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest

    Language:
    English
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    76,876
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    267
    Kudos:
    452
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    17087
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    Scott and Stiles had planned to spend the summer before their Sophomore year in a stress-free haze of video games and junk food. And sure, maybe there was some "drug experimentation;" nothing too serious. But then Scott got bitten by a strange animal in the woods and started having hallucinations. The boys attempted to find out what's wrong on their own, but the only thing they had to go on were the innocuous texts from someone Stiles met on an animal bite website. It was only a matter of time before they were introduced to a world of not just werewolves, but mermaids, tree spirits, and creatures from disappointingly poorly documented mythology.

    Alternate Reality in which Scott is bitten two months sooner by a non-alpha Peter and the Nemeton was never cut down. All tags will be incorporated in due time.

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    English
    Words:
    79,252
    Chapters:
    14/23
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3820
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    Bucky aches. Things are objectively getting better, but there's something he's still yearning for.

    Language:
    English
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    4,249
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1930
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    5 times someone in the family cock blocked Dean and Benny and one time they didn't.

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    English
    Words:
    7,940
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1528
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    In ancient Mesopotamia, one careless death-goddess invents a cruel curse. Its singular victim can never die, but will rather live the last single year of a random human life somewhere in time, every year, forever and ever.

    In Hell, a belligerent soul takes centuries of abuse from Lilith herself, and is molded through her cruel tutelage into something darker, more ambitious, and cleverer by far than your standard-issue demon.

    A pair like that can only become more than the sum of their parts.

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    English
    Words:
    18,443
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    60
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    Derek hires Stiles, a professional alpha sex therapist, to help him through his heat.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    64,905
    Chapters:
    13/20
    Comments:
    713
    Kudos:
    1439
    Bookmarks:
    311
    Hits:
    33360
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    Will and Hannibal are astronauts in a space station. They attempt to have sex.

    Too bad about that lack of gravity thing.

    Total crack.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    319
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    Steve refuses to let anything stop him from being himself, including physically being himself, which is always at least somewhat painful, occasionally incredibly humiliating, and ruins moments that should otherwise be blissful.
    He's glad Bucky doesn't treat him like he's broken, because if he did- Steve isn't sure what he would do.
    So if he could be a little less broken right now, please, God, that would be very helpful.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1435
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    Maybe Rodney should come with a disclaimer "Sex with Rodney McKay could be hazardous to your health".

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,890
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    269
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    John and Rodney are quite literally stuck together. They should have cleaned up before going to sleep. Pure silliness.

    Series
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    English
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    1,148
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    263
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    "You knocked him unconscious?!"

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    English
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    1,879
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    9
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    254
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    John used to like orange juice.

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    English
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    744
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
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    260
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    Dave was waiting for more of a response from his guardian, but no, he just stood there, orange panties with black lacy trim dangling from his index finger. 'Property of Bro Strider' read across the back, in sparkly red lettering. He had one of the most smug looks on his face, and that wasn't just because of the panties. His other hand held a leather ring, a orange collar, also sparkly, a little metal ring attached to it. Dave shakes his head at the older. No. Nope, nada, bording the train to Fuckthatville. Bro raises an eyebrow high enough to be seen above his shades, holding them out a bit closer to the teen. "Dave... come on. I promise... you'll like it."

    God damn it.

    Language:
    English
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    2,601
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    1
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    578
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    Dicky's somehow long conned James into abandoning his crutch without him even knowing it, and now James' fucked.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,122
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    924
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    Summary

    a collection of drabbles and short stories, mostly composite of gravity falls stuff and bill/dip

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    461
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1378
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    Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Éowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as I mock everything that always happens to Faramir and Éowyn in terrible fanfiction.

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    English
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    9,458
    Chapters:
    7/14
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    ‘Hey stud... you wanna dance?’

    So maybe Stiles didn't have the slickest of pick-up lines but it was the last night he would probably ever see Derek Hale and if the end of a drunk graduation dance wasn't the time to attempt his awesome moves, when was? He had nothing to lose and surprisingly, Derek seemed to have some moves of his own that he was pretty willing to show Stiles.

     

    What begins as a seemingly casual hook-up at the end of school turns into a summer of change with the connection between Stiles and Derek becoming something far bigger than they can hope to ignore. The tremors caused end up rocking both of their worlds and leaving them both questioning themselves and what the future could hold.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,856
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2810
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    Early in the days of the war, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and Starscream are still sorting out their dynamics as a trine. It goes well until it doesn't. All Skywarp can say is, the sex had better be worth it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,203
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    384

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