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    You're fifteen when you find out who your parents are, what they do. Feigning ignorance is your only defense, but it won't last forever. Your parents are murderers and there's only so long you can stay out of their world.

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    Chapters:
    24/28
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    150
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    202
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    35
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    Seeing Leia, in Poe's mind, causes Kylo to stumble back, his mask suddenly feeling constrictive, suffocating. He throws it off and turns back to Poe, who is now looking at his now naked face with surprise and something else... a feeling that Kylo reciprocates (unlike the times he deliberately gives his body to the easily manipulated Hux). Even though Poe is aware of the ludicrousness of the situation, the handsome pilot wants him, and Kylo knows, that he is not able to resist taking the beautiful body that Poe is offering so freely.

    Or, put simply, Kylo and Poe have great sex, while Poe is tied to the torture rack, then happen to meet up again on Jakku.

    Intimacy with the enemy is turning out to be more pleasant than the rather unhealthy relationship Kylo has with the increasingly jealous and possessive Hux. It doesn't exactly help Kylo's already pretty messed up state-of-mind.

    Language:
    English
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    64,403
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    156
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    438
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    74
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    “Prepare,” Thomas says and everything feels weird. Newt’s stomach turns cold. Does he know this victim? When he finally looks a the body, he can’t but just gape.
    “Well, fuck,” Newt says under his breath. Thomas nods beside him. Because on the pavement, next to the body, next to the signature “RH”, are for the first time something else too. There are four new letters, there are four letters to break pattern. Their serial killer are really starting to appear genuinely mental. And stalkerish. In blood, messy but readable, is the name “NEWT” spelled out.

    Or the one where Minho is a serial killer and Newt has the job to catch him.

    Language:
    English
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    13,420
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    879
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    "Tomorrow, we'll make sure everyone knows what great sex we had."
    "And then we'll come back here and actually have that great sex," Bull agrees.

    (Or: Dorian and Bull keep fucking up at sex, but they're determined to get it right.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    818
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    Castiel is not ignoring Dean. He's not. Okay he is. After drinking too much last night and ruining everything, he'd like to keep the illusion that they still had a relationship. Unfortunately he didn't take into account the stubborn determination of one Dean Winchester.

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    English
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    952
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    20
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    220
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    When Thor goes to Jotunheim after his thwarted coronation, Odin exchanges Loki for peace with Laufey. Loki finds himself unexpectedly married to Laufey's son, the Prince of Jotunheim.

    Prompt from Zigraves: Jotnar!Steve and (culturally deviant) Asgardian!Loki? Assuming that Loki would still be /Loki/ even if fully Asgardian, and that Frost Giants aren’t necessarily as evil as the myths make them out to be.

    Language:
    English
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    19,367
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    1160
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    Sherlock hadn't thought it would be this hard convincing John to sleep with him. John's nickname was 'Three Continents Watson' after all.
    Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    113,488
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    499
    Kudos:
    836
    Bookmarks:
    194
    Hits:
    32431
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    Il se moque de la douleur, en cet instant même il est prêt à mourir pour l'autre si cela peut contribuer à son bonheur.

    Series
    Language:
    Français
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    3,197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    5
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    63
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    Yuu and Mika have a kinky night.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    180
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    When it comes to The Beautiful Man, Castiel has been repeating the phrase 'all good things come to those who wait' to himself for the past year. When he decides to finally throw caution to the wind and ask The Beautiful Man out, he turns out to be a day too late. Little does he know that some mixed up phone numbers, a little spectator sport dining and an attempted robbery will turn his life upside-down, all the while still pining for those good things with The Beautiful Man.

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    English
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    17,452
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    54
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    "Did you know that I'm an expert at boiling eggs?" Teshima continues. A cardboard carton sits nearby, and Teshima pulls it closer. One half-dozen large brown eggs.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,404
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    7
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    321
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    Sherlock and John are finally together and are about to consummate their relationship. But they both have issues they'll need to overcome before they can have the first time they deserve.

    Language:
    English
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    13,911
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    308
    Bookmarks:
    61
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    4487
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    Attempt at consolidating my Pendleton family headcanons, told via times when Treavor wore black, but mostly about Wallace.

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    English
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    36,618
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1567
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    Sammy's twelfth birthday is coming in a few days, and he and Dean get busy. Literally fluff, smut, CRACK, underage sex, and I don't even know how this became a birthday fic.

    A few short-ish chapters, almost entirely smut. This is VERY underage: Sam is 11-12, Dean is 26.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,092
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    4250
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    Stiles had always hoped it wouldn’t come to this.

    He knows he has to be sold once he comes of age, but being bought at auction by a crazy billionaire as a gift for his feral nephew? That's worse than any deep, dark fear he could have ever imagined.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,348
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    139
    Kudos:
    1332
    Bookmarks:
    255
    Hits:
    19520
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    The clean-freak is falling in love with you. What would you do? Reject his love and be free or accept it and taint his soul?
    Sorry i tried to be dramatic (i suck at summaries)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,520
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
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    249
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    In which we witness a few moments where Apollo's tiny stature is positively adorable, and one moment where it couldn't be any more of an annoyance.

    Language:
    English
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    2,122
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
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    271
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    Penises are weird.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    101
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    Author unknown. Rated for your braincells' safety. If thou art immature or stupid, thou shalt not clicketh.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    96
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Foggy’s not sure who decides that he’s the one who’s going to fuck Matt, but it happens, Matt’s long ridiculous legs awkwardly slung open and Foggy just kind of. . .poking around down there.

    “I can’t just, y’know, shove it in,” Foggy says.

    “Right,” Matt says, stretching out like a cat, clearly unconcerned with the proceedings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,998
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2324

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