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    In which Sniper wonders "why, oh god WHY, I'm such a loser," while Medic tries to give him a blowie. Part 1.

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    Workaholic Hux doesn’t have time for relationships. He barely has time to grade all of his assignments while also ensuring that his students are the highest achieving in the school. When his friend and fellow teacher, Ms. Phasma, suggests he just needs to get laid, he’s skeptical. She decides some no-strings-attached sex is just what he needs, and no better place to find it than the internet. It’s all fine until he accidentally swipes right on Ben “Call me Kylo” Solo, and they’re a match. With more tattoos than teeth and a profile proclaiming him a "seminary dropout," what could possibly go wrong? Hux is certainly going to find out.

    A romance about awkward dates, bad sex, miscommunication, and finding love despite one’s better judgment.

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    This is horrible smut... written for the purpose of being horrible. If you find yourself gagging at the tropey lameness of it, that's on purpose. For a bad smut contest on Facebook. I also stole some of Nate's dialogue from the game to humor myself.

    Nathaniel Howe and Warden-Commander Céleste Désirée Caron...

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    this story is inspired by Bayergirl19's story: All I wane be is somebody to you.

    Mats and Benedikt broke up, after Benedikte did something stupid. Mats then turned to alcohol for help. When alcohol stopped helping he turned too Erik. Germans national team's new defender. Erik believed Mats loved him, but no. Mats could never love anyone like he had loved Benedikt.

    The world cup is here and everyone on the team is excited. But it seems like Mats and Erik's secret relationship is starting to break thru the surface. And there relationship might not be the most shocking discovery that will be made.

    Can they win the world cup and save there team mates?

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    1/7
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    The story takes a sharp turn before Half-Blood Prince, with discussion of culture, politics, cultural gender norms, and art.

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    Attempt at consolidating my Pendleton family headcanons, told via times when Treavor wore black, but mostly about Wallace.

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    "This is the way the world ends
    Not with a bang, but a whimper."
    -T.S. Eliot

    Claire's dead and Wesker's won, but it's turning out to be a rather Pyrrhic victory. Reality can be a bitch like that.

     

    Sequel to 'Pet'.

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    Dopheld Mitaka attempts to film his superiors having sex for fun and profit. What happens next may surprise you!

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    Sherlock hadn't thought it would be this hard convincing John to sleep with him. John's nickname was 'Three Continents Watson' after all.
    Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest

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    Sighing, Yuuri took off his glasses and set them on the nightstand before he switched off the light. Somehow, he was Japan’s figure skating champion, GPF silver medalist, Viktor Nikiforov’s live-in fiancé, and still a virgin. aka 5 times Yuuri and Viktor failed at sex and one time they didn't.

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    B and Aiber are friends with bad benefits. Where here, bad benefits means occasional shitty sex, and calling each other up for shady favours.

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    Two things that tend to happen between couples during the holidays – arguments, and sex. As Hawkeye and Trapper mark several special occasions together, things get heated – in more ways than one. Can the boys ‘kiss and make up’ when times get rough? Can they keep their spark alive as the years pass? Only time will tell, but as they approach a decade together, a few home truths are beginning to become clear…

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    I would say I'm sorry, but that would be a lie.

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    Aethas wants back in the Kirin Tor at any cost.

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    There’s been a lull since Bobby, Sam, and Dean made it back home from Buffalo. Even the monsters have hunkered down in whatever the equivalent of a supernatural bomb shelter is (though Bobby knows it can’t be nearly as good as his). If anybody wants Bobby's opinion, the end of the world's been a little boring so far, though Rufus has started calling again, which is nicer than Bobby will ever admit to.

    Naturally, Dean decides to take matters into his own hands and make life entirely too interesting. Good thing Sam has an angel on speed dial, because there is definitely trouble afoot.

    Ahoof. Whatever.

    ***

    The long-awaited sequel to "Of Course, Of Course" which literally no one was waiting for.¹ Reading that first isn't necessary. It's not like the Winchesters ever do all of their homework, either.

     

    ¹The author has since learned that, in a miraculous turn of events, people were, in fact, waiting for it. Wild.

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    An alternative scene in Eurus' cell during TFP.

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    The first time Charles and Hank have sex, it isn't actually very good.

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    'Kashyyyk' is a hard word to say, when you're drunk. So is Bespin, and Kessel. Consequently, sex is hard to do when you're drunk. Even if you're THE Han Solo. / Leia, Han, a treehouse, and some liquor - and a lot of technical difficulties. NSFW.

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    Jack needs anything to distract him from the worries in his head. So - he kisses his hot best friend.

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    Tentacles and true love. "No way," Rodney says out loud. "No fucking way am I coming home after a long day of offworld Wraith-craziness just to get molested by the Ancient tentacular shower attachments, no way –

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    English
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