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    The one in which is House is hasty and Cuddy is forgetful and House learns a thing or two about best laid plains.

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    Sherlock hadn't thought it would be this hard convincing John to sleep with him. John's nickname was 'Three Continents Watson' after all.
    Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest

    Language:
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    23/?
    Comments:
    392
    Kudos:
    677
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    152
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    25963
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    Claire and David play at being a family, for keeps and for all the marbles. It's the only way each of them knows to protect their own children.

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    29,663
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    17/?
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    17
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    17
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    340
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    Mario and Marco have their first time and it doesn't go quite as well as they expected.

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    18
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    418
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    An eventful summer in the life of Nene, who happens to be an assassin. And kinky. And crushing on someone else's mistress.

    A Jealous of Roses story, but written as a stand-alone. Takes place roughly eight years before Arc 01/"She Only Has One Box And That's What's In It".

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    Chapters:
    21/32
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    2
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    330
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    "no loki dats gay" thor whispread with his penis in loku butt.

    Language:
    English
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    1,400
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    3543
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    Mark is struggling with his sexuality and ends up obliviously the focus of a wager, when Kian and Shane bet Nicky he can't take a tragic lay and make him good. Nicky didn't expect Mark to be so perfect.

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    Chapters:
    17/17
    Kudos:
    6
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    Big Bird misses his friend very much, and tries to resurrect him with necromancy. Will this turn out well?

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    1/1
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    1
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    "This is the way the world ends
    Not with a bang, but a whimper."
    -T.S. Eliot

    Claire's dead and Wesker's won, but it's turning out to be a rather Pyrrhic victory. Reality can be a bitch like that.

     

    Sequel to 'Pet'.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    31
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    841
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    “After my death, do not kill Madara. Uchiha and Senju must not fight each other ever again.” The peace is made but Tobirama and Madara might find the price to pay too high. Canonish AU

    Language:
    English
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    15,538
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    680
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    Steve washed the soap out of his stinging eyes and desperately wished that there would NEVER be a medical emergency in which the knowledge of how far his ejaculate travels would be a necessity.

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    English
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    1,046
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    118
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    7
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    1417
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    “No bother.” Martin shrugged his shoulders, aiming for a casual attitude. “And I didn’t want to assume… I mean, I can catch a bus from the end of your road - it’s not that late. I mean… Am I?”

    “Are you what? No, wait, don’t answer that, that’s too many options for when I’m this tired.” Douglas climbed out of the car and slammed the door behind him. He looked drawn and weary, but not actively annoyed. “Look, Martin, what I’m realistically offering right now is a microwaved curry and a place to lie down before you fall down..."

    Series
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    English
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    12,433
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    914
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    Theme: Gossip
    Prompt: K/L - they fight all the time because Lee sucks in bed.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    9
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    173
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    A streak of bad luck leaves Eren desperate for cash, and desperate enough that making porn doesn't seem like such a terrible idea. He's young, he's cute, he's horny, and his favourite studio is currently hiring. It seems like fate up until he learns that his two most admired actors, whom he spent the majority of his teenage years appreciating, have recently retired.

    Still, he is nothing if not determined, and he sets out to see if he can persuade them to make one last movie. And then he gets to know them as people, and things start getting complicated.

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    3256
    Bookmarks:
    582
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    55261
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    Yancy had never been in love with Chuck. There were too many things wrong for that to be a possibility. But fuck if he hadn’t at least thought they were friends.

    Or, Yancy and Chuck maybe had a good thing going on, and then it all blew up.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    15
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    171
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    You love Him but at the same time you wanted to help the man who's lost everything to crime.

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    3,679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    327
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    Can it really be the best sex you've ever had if you don't establish a baseline for comparison?

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    English
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    984
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    814
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    Cas hurts Dean in a way no man wants to feel.

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    English
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    1,384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    516
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,210
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    686
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    Al makes Ed's fantasy come true. Was written for the Prompt #04 - Was Not Satisfied.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
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    568

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