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    Scott and Stiles had planned to spend the summer before their Sophomore year in a stress-free haze of video games and junk food. And sure, maybe there was some "drug experimentation;" nothing too serious. But then Scott got bitten by a strange animal in the woods and started having hallucinations. The boys attempted to find out what's wrong on their own, but the only thing they had to go on were the innocuous texts from someone Stiles met on an animal bite website. It was only a matter of time before they were introduced to a world of not just werewolves, but mermaids, tree spirits, and creatures from disappointingly poorly documented mythology.

    Alternate Reality in which Scott is bitten two months sooner by a non-alpha Peter and the Nemeton was never cut down. All tags will be incorporated in due time.

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    Chapters:
    16/23
    Comments:
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    110
    Bookmarks:
    46
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    A streak of bad luck leaves Eren desperate for cash, and desperate enough that making porn doesn't seem like such a terrible idea. He's young, he's cute, he's horny, and his favourite studio is currently hiring. It seems like fate up until he learns that his two most admired actors, whom he spent the majority of his teenage years appreciating, have recently retired.

    Still, he is nothing if not determined, and he sets out to see if he can persuade them to make one last movie. And then he gets to know them as people, and things start getting complicated.

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    Chapters:
    35/?
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    2148
    Bookmarks:
    380
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    36138
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    Starting at a new school is always hard. But when you're a badass, its even harder. Look inside these boys minds and see how they feel about everything... including EACH OTHER... dun dun DUUUUUN.
    See how they cope with two weird chicks joining their school in Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, and pretty much having sex with everyone.

    Language:
    English
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    12,344
    Chapters:
    41/41
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2754
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    Claire and David play at being a family, for keeps and for all the marbles. It's the only way each of them knows to protect their own children.

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    English
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    14,702
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    136
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    Sherlock and John experiment with bad sex. I experiment with bad writing.

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    1,271
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    270
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    Hannibal x Teen Wolf crossover (ish)

    “All fair in love and war.”
    “True.” The sound of screams and growls were the sounds that were heard through the house of the Stilinski's and their sound proof walls. His mate decided that the sound was too low and shifted into wolf form, lunging at Jackson he ripped out his heart that was still beating, and presented to stiles who smiled and ate it whole.

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    2,633
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    early!klaine having sex. Blaine comes too early, Kurt can't come at all. As always, the solution is fingering.

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    1/1
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    "I am very majestic," Thorin agreed gently, almost moved to tears as well by the plight of his beloved burglar. "That is true."

    Bilbo sniffed again and wiped at his eyes, convinced that Thorin would never love him.

    "But I love you," Thorin continued and proceeded to stick his tongue down Bilbo's throat, because making out with someone who was crying seemed like a reasonable idea.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2315
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    Sherlock hadn't thought it would be this hard convincing John to sleep with him. John's nickname was 'Three Continents Watson' after all.
    Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest

    Language:
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    84,744
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    323
    Kudos:
    540
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    20820
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    Why you probably shouldn't do cocaine when you and your younger brother are the only ones home. Intended for 18+ audiences are all characters depicted here in are 18+.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    415
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    Kevin is resurrected in the wake of 9.23, and helps Sam in his search for Dean.

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    17,998
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    325
  12. Bruise by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

    29 Dec 2014

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    It started with Lydia.

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    English
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    2,995
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1438
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    Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Éowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as I mock everything that always happens to Faramir and Éowyn in terrible fanfiction.

    Language:
    English
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    11,432
    Chapters:
    8/14
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    "no loki dats gay" thor whispread with his penis in loku butt.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2216
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    "Harry woke up in a hospital with Amnesia; he struggles to find the missing pieces of his life. Draco is going through the same thing, sort of. Can they find each other and can their love survive the true test of fate?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,794
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    283
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    Harry finds himself suddenly and mercifully single when his relationship with Ginny comes to an unexpectedly bizarre end (so to speak). Seamus, who will simply not let him forget it, is a pain in the bloody arse.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    514
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    It’s Jim’s first mission as Enterprise’s first officer and, well, he and Captain Spock have an important “first” of their own to get to.

    Sequel to Next Best Destiny

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    English
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    25,678
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    212
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    5345
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    Withnail finally lands a job. He's not ready for it. Marwood (nominally) picks up (some of the) pieces.

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    8
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    117
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    David Mitchell's tiny, insignificant, absolutely-not-a-problem crush on Charlie Brooker takes a turn for the absurd after a Would I Lie To You episode.

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    English
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    7,804
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
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    46
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    385
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    Arthur watches the way the gold glints in Merlin’s eyes, flames and shudders across his iris and then fades away – and Arthur can’t breathe and Merlin, realizing it’s anything but disgust, feeling smug, merely lifts an eyebrow. Arthur looks away, blushing, his hands flexing where they rest on Merlin’s hips and mutters, “… Do that again.”

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2008

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