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    Early in the days of the war, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and Starscream are still sorting out their dynamics as a trine. It goes well until it doesn't. All Skywarp can say is, the sex had better be worth it.

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    English
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    4,203
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    217
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    After Berlin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,988
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    386
    Kudos:
    254
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    6363
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    Scott and Stiles had planned to spend the summer before their Sophomore year in a stress-free haze of video games and junk food. And sure, maybe there was some "drug experimentation;" nothing too serious. But then Scott got bitten by a strange animal in the woods and started having hallucinations. The boys attempted to find out what's wrong on their own, but the only thing they had to go on were the innocuous texts from someone Stiles met on an animal bite website. It was only a matter of time before they were introduced to a world of not just werewolves, but mermaids, tree spirits, and creatures from disappointingly poorly documented mythology.

    Alternate Reality in which Scott is bitten two months sooner by a non-alpha Peter and the Nemeton was never cut down. All tags will be incorporated in due time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,773
    Chapters:
    11/23
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2956
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    Starting at a new school is always hard. But when you're a badass, its even harder. Look inside these boys minds and see how they feel about everything... including EACH OTHER... dun dun DUUUUUN.
    See how they cope with two weird chicks joining their school, and pretty much having sex with everyone.

    Or this story is a result of me and my friend having way too much time. ENJOY!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,520
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1658
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    In Which Bellamy Blake is a man-whore, Clarke can’t help but be practical, and Octavia just needs them both to grow a pair.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,263
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2339
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    prompted by an anon who wanted 69ing and the anon who was down for fail!sex.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    773
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    259
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    "Nozaki, how are we supposed to have sex like this?!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    833
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    Denny isn't impressed by Alan's. . . equipment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    33
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    Finding their way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    73
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    Miles says something. Waylon says something back. Miles laughs. Waylon punches him. Hard

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    246
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    Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Éowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as I mock everything that always happens to Faramir and Éowyn in terrible fanfiction.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,036
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    ‘Hey stud... you wanna dance?’

    So maybe Stiles didn't have the slickest of pick-up lines but it was the last night he would probably ever see Derek Hale and if the end of a drunk graduation dance wasn't the time to attempt his awesome moves, when was? He had nothing to lose and surprisingly, Derek seemed to have some moves of his own that he was pretty willing to show Stiles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,587
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2355
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    This is a casual, light-hearted tale of two swim team captains who fail gloriously at having sex with one another. Yep, that's the whole fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,449
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1281
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    Meg 1.0 removes their knives when she ties them up so they have no hope of escaping, John doesn’t show. Meg ends up putting on quite a show with Dean for Sam – after all he *does* like to watch. If you want to include Meg making fun of Sam for getting off on his brother, that’s icing on the cake. A lot of this chapter is based in the fact that Meg is clearly a class 1 Dom and knows all the tricks. It’s hopefully believable and side note sub space and sub drop should not be taken as lightly as Meg takes it. Aftercare is massively important to all involved!!! Sub drop and Aftercare is the main topic here. It’s important and doesn’t have to be the cuddly cute that everyone things. Sometimes all they need are rules and suggestions or orders. Dean is so an orders type of Sub, even if it was forced.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,302
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    327
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    Bits and pieces attached to the main storyline of Hivefled, kept separately for tidiness. Ratings range from G to X, so tread carefully.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,993
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3336
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    What it says on the can - a collection of shorter fills for HSWC 2014.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,353
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    274
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    Anora loves her boyfriend, but his family could use some work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    491
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    148
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    "We're both gay," Vivian realized slowly, muttering it into Elena's collarbones.

    Elena paused her comforting rubbing down Vivian's spine. "No we aren't. I'm bisexual."

    "I meant me and Arthur," Vivian said.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    117
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    "no loki dats gay" thor whispread with his penis in loku butt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    724
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    971
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    Derek hires Stiles, a professional alpha sex therapist, to help him through his heat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,236
    Chapters:
    12/20
    Comments:
    661
    Kudos:
    1372
    Bookmarks:
    294
    Hits:
    29669

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