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    That time Emil convinced Michele to entrust him with the Very Important Mission of procuring the perfect birthday surprise for Sara, and how she barely escaped with her shins.

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    Yoongi has stomach pains but ignores it because he thinks it's not a big deal and eventually he realizes it might have been a bigger deal than expected.

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    There were so many ways to avoid this... So many things they could have done to prevent this from happening... They did nothing at all. Harry Potter has a nasty secret that he can't tell anyone. (Originally posted on Inkitt but it wasn't popular there. Now it's here and on FF.) This is the main piece in the series. I may make some spin-offs.

    PLEASE READ THE TAGS. I WILL BE ADDING TO THEM AS I GO.

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    One works at a library and the other works at a coffee shop.
    One wants a coffe and the other wants a book
    Both want a lover.

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    A collection of my shitty Drabbles. They'll be spanning various universes, mostly dealing with Tale, Swap, Fell and Swapfell tho. But others might pop up occasionally.

    I do take requests, but no guarantee if they'll get written/posted. I'm a lazy writer XD

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    Axel came to Haven so he and his son could start over. He'll soon discover that the town is full of other dads, and for some reason or another, quite eligible.

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    “Your eyes just—they just light up whenever you see Lance though!” Hunk argued. “Let’s compare how many times you’ve been in New Orleans Square back when you were working attractions and now. I’m pretty sure the numbers have definitely skyrocketed. You’re totally seeking out Lance, man.”

    “I am not,” Keith tried. “They have good churros there.”

    “Keith, they have good churros literally everywhere,” Hunk quipped. “You cannot walk three steps in Disneyland without seeing another churro cart.”

    Or, an alternate universe where, come summer, most of Keith's pining happens at the happiest place on Earth.
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    Lloyd doesn't understand Christmas, so Micah helps him get the kids presents. Of course, things don't quite go as planned...

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    Drabbles that started as a result of asks on my Tumblr, gathered here with their titles as the chapters. Each one will have the request in the description so you know what you're getting into. There are also the drabbles from the Drabble Donation Drive of 2017! Please note that I am no longer taking requests. Please visit My Tumblr for more stories and fun stuff!

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    This is kind of a one-shot collection? It's like a one-shot collection with actual stories mixed in? I don't even know. All the skelecest ahead. If a chapter needs warnings, I will have them at the top.

    My update schedule is to update something every day, and it's almost always this, so near-daily updates.

    Feat. Dumb Titles (hell yeah)

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    mikumikumii♪ : pikkun is smart, see? ( ^▽^)っ
    GiganticOTN : Am I not smart Miku? ;)
    mikumikumii♪ : ( ^▽^)っ✂╰⋃╯
    GiganticOTN : Im sorry I asked

    (alternatively: Miku accidentally adds her shut-in best friend Piko to a Skype group meant for studying. And things branch off from there.)

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    My additions for Inktober, or, in my case, KINKTOBER.

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    Two days ago, you said goodbye to your best friend. Yesterday, you lost your job with no prior notice. And then today, you had a fight with your mom. So that’s your day today. Lonely, fighting with your mom, jobless. Perfect Day for a drink or two, right? What's that on TV about monsters?

    You didn't expect the monsters to accept that application for a social media job you sent them while you were drunk. Now you've suddenly moved to Ebott and spend your days hanging out with monsters, documenting your weird new life, and marvelling at how different monsters and humans can be - and how similar.

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    Remus Lupin certainly knew what he should do: Keep his distance. Reassure Susan that running from the Boggart was perfectly fine and understandable. Have her write “I will not skip Defence Against the Dark Arts” five hundred times and then send her on her way, ensuring that whatever issues she had would be dealt with in the proud tradition of the wizarding world: Through avoidance and denial.

    Except he knew where that path lead.

    And if he ever wanted to help the Boy Who Lived With Terrible Memories, he should probably start heading down a different one.

    (Note: Stories in this series are all standalones, though loosely connected.)

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    Jae was interested in this Canadian dude from Arts School. No, it wasn’t the I-wanna-get-in-your-pants kind of interest, you sick person. It was just the regular wanna-get-to-know-you kind interest. Honest. The dude just happened to have caught Jae’s eye and Jae wanted to get to know him better.

    Alright, maybe he also kind of thought he was good-looking but that had nothing to do with his interest in him.

    (or the fic where they're all in an Arts School and the idea of the band comes up in an unconventional way)

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    Harry comes into his Creature Inheritance at 15. After learning he is a bit more cunning and a lot more playful than before, Harry is to continue with his schooling, one pun at a time.

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    Everything is canon through Season 7 - yeah, even the bits you don't like.

    This is my attempt at wrapping up the Gallavich storyline in a Shameless fashion - something which may, or may not be attempted by the series going forward. It wouldn't necessarily be my choice for where the characters are, or how they got there, but I think there's still aspects to all of them that have yet to be explored.

    Consider this my fanfic cherry popping party!

    Part I - Complete!
    "Ian hasn’t brushed his teeth in more than two days. This would be upsetting for him at the best of times, but on the rare occasions that he’s missed a clean the intervening period doesn’t usually include taking meth and eating nothing but mustard and bologna sandwiches. To say that Ian’s breath is ripe would be an insult to durian fruits and Limburger cheeses the world over."

    Part II - In progress.
    "It’s a relief to crawl back under the covers because then he doesn’t have to think. And thinking makes him feel like he’s drowning in molasses, desperately trying to wade to a non-existent bubble of goo-free clarity."

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    When Harry and Holly are rescued by kind half-giant and enrolled into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft they learn not just about their past but also their future. Read about how they learn to play Quidditch, find love, battle beasts, and go up against their nightmares.

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    College is said to be the most important years of your life. The Voltron squad™ will learn it the hard way. Just kidding, there will be love, oblivious gay boys and what could be better than a flower shop romance to top that?

    _

    In other words, a very fluffy and cute college AU for when you want to hide away from all the angst!

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    After a one night stand, Dorian doesn't expect to see Bull ever again. In fact, he does his best to put the whole evening out of his mind. That's rather challenging when Bull winds up being a volunteer at the gym Dorian goes to-- and it gets harder (pun absolutely not intended), when Bull continues to be unforgivably friendly.

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