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    Sollux has a migraine. Psiioniic uses his magic healing bulge and the power of sex to fix it.

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    4
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    29
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    6
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    What kind of idiot would put their phone number out there in the world for any stranger to call?

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    Armin usually solves problems pretty easily, but he has one question about Jean he just can't get the answer to... and investigating it presents unexpected results.

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    2/2
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    2
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    28
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    4
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    394
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    What happens after Derek almost kills Stiles? Derek takes responsibility for his actions, growing closer to Stiles each day through interesting circumstances.
    Warning: the plot is questionable.

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    19/?
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    118
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    364
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    After being hospitalized yet again, Harry gets a visit from his boyfriend, Draco. As it is, the Slytherin may get way more than he's bargained for. Not even sorry for the pun.

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    500
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    1/1
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    4
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    25
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    2
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    662
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    Hermann has a thing for watersports. Newt finds out.

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    8
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    63
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    14
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    1170
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    The many trials and tribulations faced by one Bofur Broadbeam as he attempts (and succeeds) in winning the heart of one Bilbo Baggins, harried English-Archaeology double major, aka the "sexy librarian".

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    3/?
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    31
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    39
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    9
    Hits:
    1000
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    On one winter day Eren and Armin decided to go into a coffee shop that was located on campus. After Eren discovers something written on his cup, he decides he wants to go back to visit a certain barista.

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    48
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    There's a bed.

    Just one bed.

    In this entire fucking hotel.

    This is what passes for rational in John Watson's life.

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    4
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    38
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    3
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    It all starts when Stiles decides they should look for a dead body in the preserve.

     

    "Uh, Stiles?" Scott says. "I don't think there's a dead body in this jar of jam."

     

    ~Alternate universe where everyone's British.~

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    73
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    702
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    Louis is a rookie cop, and Harry is his cheeky boyfriend.

    Harry gets a little bored when Louis starts spending more time at work and decides to follow him around for the day.

    Then they have handcuff sex.

    Series
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    3,704
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    8
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    38
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    3
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    1060
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    Yuuri is sent on a quest to capture a troll for the prince. Conrad is that troll. Literally. Like, he guards a bridge and stuff. Also, Yuuri rides Gwendal all over the place. Because Gwendal is a horse.

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    2
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    Enjolras was not surprised that the teddy bears on his bed came from Courfeyrac, but he is surprised how quickly they become a part of his daily routine.

    Not that this has anything to do with who Courfeyrac modeled the bears after. No, not at all.

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    4
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    Just getting a little something out of my system before the new series starts. Everything's in limbo really.

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    1/1
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    4
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    12
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    133
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    The Losers go to Tokyo to ask a favour; O-ren collects some favours in return.

    Written for Porn Battle XV (The Ides of Porn). Prompt was for "Any character played by Idris Elba/any character played by Lucy Liu", "challenge", "command", "investigate", "loyalty", "smile", "taste".

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    1/1
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    It was a beautiful day outside the walls. The high-ranking officers in the Scouting Legion were enjoying it while it lasted, however, they found themselves with a dire situation: Punitis. What a terrible PUNishment to endure!

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    2/?
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    3
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    14
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    1
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    1086
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    Hunting is hot and sweaty work. Dean finds a way to cool off.

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    A fic about Harry, Louis and a road trip full of memories.

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    26
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    593
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    Louis hits Harry in the face with a football. Pickup lines ensue.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1720
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    Tony flirts and Bruce finds it increasingly hard to control the Other Guy.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1034

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