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    Everyone else seems to love puns but Minghao. It's not that he can't understand the jokes, but it's a certain someone saying them.

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    You made a promise years ago that you'd do anything for them. You'll protect them with your life, even if it means ending it. They're all you have to live for, and they need you just as much as you need them. They can count on you. So when new people burst into your life, you're faced with a problem. What happens when they don't need you to protect them anymore?
    (I'm sorry I've never written a summary before)

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    Marinette has had it with Chloe and her shit....what to do.

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    The brand new region of Saikan is sending forth its first generation of trainers. Follow two teenagers as they go on a journey of mystery, battling, and self discovery. But will they be able to stop a dangerous group planning to destroy the growing region?

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    “If all the bad guys dressed like you, I might have to start letting ‘em win. Course, they wouldn’t have as nice an ass as you.”

     

    “Like you don’t use that line on all the girls.”

     
    Steve comes home to a belated birthday gift in the form of lacy underwear, fishnet stockings, and a dirty talking one armed assassin.

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    An urgent announcement cut off their TV show.

    [ This just in! The king has declared to have all humans sent to a new impound if their soul has been tattered with or worse. Not only that but they are for sell! ]

    The broadcaster said with a toothy grin, the camera panning to the worn down and nearly drained of life humans.

    Papyrus shook his head in disapproval.

    "I'm going to bed this is nonsense--" But before he could finish his sentence and attempt to stand up, Sans looked over at him.

    "i want one."

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    Underkeep is an AU where Asgore steps down from being King due to a depression, and Mettaton takes his place. The outfits of the au are gorgeous, but beauty only exists here to hide the true hidden suffering.

    More specifically, a jester finds himself in love with his master, the king. And he doesn't know how to tell him. But perhaps he'll take his own steps to have the king for himself...

    Also, for those of you who didn't just get that, SANS IS YANDERE FOR METTATON AND IS GOING TO CUT SOME BITCHES UP.

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    “It can’t be worth it,” he protested.
    Alexander flinched. “It was worth it. It has to be worth it.”

    OR:
    Hamilton sacrifices a little too much for the cause and pays the price. Burr's there to help him through.
    The gang's along for the ride, and it's not a pretty one.

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    The monsters have made it to the surface, but their adventures aren't over yet.
    Dauphin is forced to confront his past as Harry Potter, and finds himself facing his biggest hurdle yet; a manipulative old Headmaster who wants him to be something he isn't.

    Harry Potter is dead, and it's time the Wizarding World learns this.

    Enter, the Philosopher's Stone!

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    Stiles is the new kid in town. He's not amused at the prospect of having to spend the rest of his high school years in the pit of utter boredom that is Beacon Hills, with its painfully suburban neighborhoods and mind-numbingly tedious citizens. However, Stiles can't shake off this peculiar feeling - like he's missing something, like the whole town is in on a conspiracy, even his dorky dad, and - what on earth is up with this dude called Derek Hale?

    As the veil is gradually being pulled back on the deeply magical place that is Beacon Hills, Stiles suddenly finds himself in the middle of supernatural affairs in a town full of crazypeople and before he even knows what hit him, he's already in too deep. Beacon Hills has profoundly and irrevocably changed him, and Stiles - he wouldn't want it to be any different.

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    It’s been five years since 10 year old Frisk broke the barrier and freed the monsters to the surface. Now 15 and living with their family and their partner, Chara, a new problem has arisen. One that threatens all of monster kind and the life of their ambassador.

    Chara must figure out how to save Frisk and stop the threat. To do that, they have to start researching the war that happened centuries ago between humans and monsters to figure out answers. It leads to shocking discoveries, and uncovers hidden secrets, which changes views and sides. Will it be for better or for worse?

    [Canon Divergence - The War Between Humans And Monsters is altered]

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    Story takes place in the Underfell universe.

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    It was all for a stupid dare at school.

    Little did you know your curiosity would resort to your freedom being stripped away and your existence reduced to a mere house servant to the two evilest skeleton monsters in the underground. Papyrus and Sans.

    However, everything is not as it seems. Its only behind closed doors you get to know another side to Papyrus. You realize that his evil ways just might be a facade. Its even possible that he cares for you.

    Still, you can't afford anything stopping you from escaping this hellhole you fell into.

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    Frisk finally succeeded on her mission and freed the underground for good. After resetting one last time and thanks to her new boyfriend Sans’ help, she was able to bring everyone to a happy ending. At least that’s what she hoped. Truth is, the outside world is harsh and humans have different opinions when it comes to monsters. Plus, dark thoughts haunt both their minds as they try to grow up in this world… the return of an old enemy, the pressure trying to earn human’s acceptance, their own forgotten past... The couple is faced with new challenges that will thoroughly test their bond.
    Will they finally get the chance to be happy? Will they find that happiness together or will this journey take them separate ways? Will their souls' bond persist under constant pressure and exposure?

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    The tranquillity of Tsukishima’s part-time work at 'The Book Keeper' is disturbed when a violently attractive and aggressively stylish Kuroo Tetsurou walks in.

    /or, tsukki and kuroo falling in love while reading books, watching movies, playing board games and making bad dinosaur puns.

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    Gilraen is persuaded to stay in Rivendell.

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    Lúcio gets saved by McCree during their first mission. He falls for him when McCree drops something in the showers.

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    They spent their month off away from each other. Missing each other is to be expected and so is being horny.
    What's not to be expected is Sawamura being a cheeky bastard.
    Miyuki is definitely not getting grumpier as he ages.

    (Mardy means moody/grumpy in Yorkshire slang lol)

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    Part 1: Ch.1-13
    Harry Potter is six years old when he dies, but his magic isn't quite ready to give him up just yet.
    Sans is still pretty young in monster terms, but he's raised one baby bones already, so one more couldn't hurt.
    Papyrus has always wanted to be a big brother.

    Part 2:Ch.14-18
    The monsters have made it to the surface, but their journey isn't over just yet.

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    Three experiments created and held captive by Dr. Gaster have escaped his clutches. Now, on the run, can they find a safe home and gain Justice for the wrongs brought upon them? Or will Sans, Papyrus, and Frisk succumb to the purpose they were created for? Is the world really kill or be killed, or can they win their freedom with Mercy?

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    You existed between time and space. You “existed” and at the same time did not.

    You knew what it was like to have nobody notice you and watch the world around you go by without you. You also knew what it was like to “exist”, to have others see you, speak...well scream at you, be aware of your presence. You preferred it when no one noticed you. Now that some monsters and one very determined human have noticed you...what now? The short skeleton in the blue hoodie and the human child in the the striped sweater seem to know.

    "Between Time and Space: the story that puts even the slowest burns to shame. It's chapter 30 and romance hasn't even been mentioned let alone thought of!" -RedeReindeer

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