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    One moment he was working in his lab, and the next, Sans was waking up in the middle of a vicious blizzard, covered in snow and quickly losing the battle with the elements. Using shortcuts was nothing new to him, but he'd never had a shortcut initiate itself before, assuming that's what it had been.

    And now he had no idea where he was. Even Snowdin's weather wasn't this bad.

    And if he wasn't in Snowdin, the only snowy place underground, then...

    ... then where was he?

    Language:
    English
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    18,450
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    484
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    You ( READER~) are a female college student. You have a very dark history ( No spoilers :3 )
    Your some freaky-deaky who enjoys the dark side ( not star wars. ) and revels in the thought of blood and gore. Though it can freak you out, the general concept intrigues you.
    Your going to become a botanist with a side hobby of artistry. Everyone hates your damn guts because you freaking em out with your deaky.
    With nobody in your life as you begin your second year at college, your life is about to take so many weird steps, turns, and throttles you will be on your @ss asking where you were when you havent even left the room you were in.

    You meet with the known Undertale monster gang, slowly and surely. Things happen that will change your college life. LITERALLY.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    216,879
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    655
    Kudos:
    566
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    8847
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    Long ago, two races ruled over earth: humans and monsters.

    One day, war broke out between the two races.

    After a long battle, the humans were victorious. They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell.

     
    In 201X, legends say that those who climb Mount Ebott never return.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    8,103
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    852
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    Eren Yeager is bored.

    He decides to join the pen pal project against his adopted sister's wishes. He's assigned to a Soldier in Lebanon, One Levi Ackerman.

    Who would've thought a bored university student and a lonely soldier could get so close without ever even meeting?

    ((I may turn this into a series for now it's only a one-shot or short series))

    Language:
    English
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    4,947
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    623
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    Taking place about a year after Frisk and Asriel breaks the barrier, you finally see your first monster... and you can't help but like the guy. And his friends. Together everyone was silly, sweet, supportive... it seems Sans doesn't quite trust you though? You could only hope that it isn't because you're tutoring Papyrus, because you're doing your best to keep both of your grades up!

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    English
    Words:
    31,167
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    165
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    5211
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    "The healer has the bloodiest hands. You cannot treat a wound without knowing how deep it goes. You cannot heal pain by hiding it. You must accept. Accept the blood to make things better."

    Mysteries unravel yet the past further tangles as Solas learns the true cost of one impulsive kiss. A fang. A feather. An arrow. A song. Journey alongside Chiyo Lavellan and Solas as they fight to bring the pieces together before it's too late.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    225,201
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1871
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    With Toriel busy with work, it's up to the skeleton brothers to do the weekly shopping. Frisk goes along to make sure they didn’t create too much havoc, but ends up causing just as much.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,190
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    148
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    What if your life changed? What if, with a quick ZAP

    .... Your fantasy was reality?

    Three girls, Katie, Ashlyn, and Olivia, are zapped into a world they only know from their television screen. The three friends have only two options: Hunt, or be hunted.

    ...Or they could start over, gain new identities and live a monster-free, safe life. But who in their right minds would do that when they could hunt freakin' MONSTERS with the freakin' WINCHESTERS??? Besides Katie, of course. Katie was lame. Olivia? She was ready to be a badass. She was ready to save lives. She was ready to kill anything that got in her way, and she-

    Well, she only stayed because she was in LOOOOVE with Sammy, according to Ashlyn. And Katie. And Dean, for that matter-

    But no matter. The three best friends since childhood were brought to their favorite fictional world for a reason, and they will stop at nothing to find out why.

    Language:
    English
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    69,738
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    101
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    When a light-hearted chat between friends turns into confessions of life as a paraplegic, and Johnny's desire to just be treated like a normal person in a relationship with someone and in bed, Gyro decides to take control of the situation and give Johnny exactly what he wants. Fluffy love confessions and smutty (but accurate to a real life paraplegic male) sex scenes.

    Language:
    English
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    9,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    438
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    You work at a hotel in a popular vacation destination. One day, two skeletons and a young child come and check-in for a whole week. You get a feeling that there are many adventures to come in the week they will be staying here. You look forward to each and every day, that would be at your otherwise boring work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,942
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    720
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    Monsters have just appeared two years ago and nothing has changed much besides getting to know new faces, like a certain skeleton perhaps? New coworkers in the dead of night, it all starts Mid-Spring.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,847
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    340
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    “Anyone can be great—and anyone can be absolutely awful.”
    Their fingers begin to wrap around the handle of the toy knife.
    “They can hurt you just as much as they help you and sometimes they help so much it hurts and it hurts so much it helps.”
    Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
    “There’s no point in separating the two really. It’s just how it is.”

    It’s just how it is.

    (In which Chara really needs a new method of making friends to murder with. Granted, this method they're going with might just work. Vaguely. Like, they have their moments at least. Circumstances are still pretty terrible, but it's still something.)

    (Also known as "Wow isn't that story title cute. Yeah uh, this story isn't very cute in context.")

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,918
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2507
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    The now adult Frisk is suffering from nightmares about the day she defeated Asriel and failed to save him from turning into the evil Flowey once more. Once she tells her worries to her closest friend, Sans, they develop an idea to stop the nightmares once and for all: return to the monster world and retrieve flowey in hopes that Alphys can return him back into his real self. In the meantime, Sans and Frisk grow closer and closer and develop new feelings for each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    98,275
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    296
    Kudos:
    496
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    11522
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    Ever since the barrier was broken, more and more monsters moved to the surface, sans and papy are still in the underground waiting, but something isn't right, they're acting strange and sans says he has something to say, "promise not to tell papyrus?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,520
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    461
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    Lisa works on her baby photo book and Caitlin lends a hand.
    Shorter first chapter than I wanted, but the second one is full of fluff from the three boys...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,659
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    83
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    Kuroo manages to get Kenma's attention on him instead of his gaming system for once...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,617
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    186
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    Gaster!Sans helps the reader when she's feeling stressed about college

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    609
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    Daryl interviews for his dream job at the new glory hole club, the Cum-n-Go. He meets the owner, Rick Grimes and gets more than just the job.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,776
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    228
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    4979
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    The Sweet As Sugar trio (Suga, Akaashi and Tsukishima) has to deal with Thighchi's forearms, Kurrrrrroo's cat puns and Bokutowl's hoot hoot screams.

    This is the KuroTsuki aka Cat puns vs. Glasses-kun part!

    Slow build. Rated E for reasons. (Yes, there will be something. Somewhere. Sometime.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,068
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    271
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    How do you make the admittedly despair-inducing concept of 'a bunch of kids killing each other' more family-friendly? More commercially viable? More entertaining?

    You bring in dragons, and make everything bright and colourful, rainbows and sparkles.
    And then, when the kids are watching, you have their favourite little dragons slaughter each other.

    (OC-centric fic)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,215
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    131

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