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    mikumikumii♪ : pikkun is smart, see? ( ^▽^)っ
    GiganticOTN : Am I not smart Miku? ;)
    mikumikumii♪ : ( ^▽^)っ✂╰⋃╯
    GiganticOTN : Im sorry I asked

    (alternatively: Miku accidentally adds her shut-in best friend Piko to a Skype group meant for studying. And things branch off from there.)

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    In which Gabriel Agreste, fashion mogul, is Hawkmoth, infamous thief, and Marinette, aka Ladybug, works for a major fashion journal by day and leads a competing crew of thieves thee rest of the time.
    When Marinette is caught by Hawkmoth breaking into Gabriel's home and office to delete a half-drunk message asking him out, Gabriel realizes there is more to this young woman than meets the eye.

    Don't judge, okay, desperate times call for desperate measures and her innate creativity coupled with years of Ladybugging may have given her some incidental expertise in a few areas of dubious legality.
    ...“I'll help you- on one condition... I get to listen to this message.”

    Based on a prompt from SinfulPapillon, who happily takes the blame.

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    oliverking: the semester started a week ago and this gc already is a mess do you want it to crash

    irisbest: how did we even get so many members within a week

    ronnieraymond: penguins

    pipes: explain

    ronnieraymond: we huddle like them

    heatwave: what did you smoke dude

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    37/?
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    Bucky takes reader to the beach on a hot day when the AC in the tower is out.

    Tumblr: bestmarvelmate

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    “SHUSH- WHAT'S THAT SOUND SANS?” “.... the uh… clack clack clack sound?...Thats, ya know. Them. Boss. Been hearing it for a while so I put on headphones… I thought it would be rude to bother them while they’re-”
    “HAVING SEX NEXT DOOR?!”
    Edge and Red have an unhealthy competition with their roomates to see who can last longer.

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    „Smartass.“
    „Nah. more like a nice ass.“
    „Well, I guess you were nice to help me out here, so...“
    „No, I mean my ass, you should see it sometime.“
    Steve lets out a snort. „You are a horrible person. Thanks however.“
    „Anytime.“ The guy singsongs and hangs up for a second time. Steve just shakes his head.

     

    Or: Steve calls the wrong number and a new friendship is born.
    But maybe friendship isn't the right word, considering how badly Steve wants to meet the guy. Maybe even kiss him.
    Problem: He doesn't even know his name yet.

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    Short Undertale drabbles made from a prompt list on Deviantart.

    The Prompts
    [Edit: Also taking requests!]

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    18/?
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    While fighting Naga in Fociaugh Hollow, Ignis gets turned into a toad. No big deal, right?

    Trouble is, he's glitched and won't change back.

    (Sort-of a canon divergent riff on "Oh Brother! Where Art Thou?" but mostly it's crack with a lot of bad puns)

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    It all starts innocent enough, with a bet and the hope for a free dessert. But when Steve proposes to Bucky, his best friend, to get said dessert, things get out of hand and they find themselves in a situation neither of them had expected.

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    36/?
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    In an attempt to protect his brother, Underswap Papyrus tries to escape his universe - only to lead them into a far more dangerous world. Underfell.

    But Papyrus and Sans soon learn that their darker counterparts are more than just ruthless killers - everyone has a backstory, and the Underfell brothers aren't the only ones with secrets. How long can Papyrus keep the truth about their escape quiet? And how long before the past comes creeping back?

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    Part One - Trapped: Chapters 1-???
    Part Two - Unlocked: Chapters ???-???
    Part Three - Safe: Chapters ???-???
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    Just an Underswap and Underfell multiverse fic with a bit of skeleton smut thrown in!

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    61/?
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    Doyoung wants to know if Sheldon and Amy ends up together after breaking up in the previous season but he was faced with a situation no sitcom can ever compare.

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    “Steve… you’ve got tent pants.” Steve furrows his eyebrows and chances a look at Bucky’s crotch before he looks back at his face.

    “So do you, jerk.”

    “Why don’t you just take care of it?”

    “I’m… kinda used to it goin’ away. Or not having to take care of it myself.”

    “We could… take care of it together, y’know…” Bucky suggests with a quirk of his eyebrow.

    “Or I could just go to the shower and take care of it myself,” Steve suggests instead, but he makes no move to make good on his words.

    “Or we could just kill two birds with one stone. Or two boners with a few faps, to be more precise.”

    It makes Steve laugh. He turns his head towards Bucky, his smile slowly fading. Bucky watches him intently for any reaction.



    Or: Steve fucked a guy that looks a lot like Bucky. Things happen that cause Steve and Bucky to grow apart, which is wearing off on both of them. Steve wants to carve out a new life for himself and Bucky has to deal with it and also with the fact that Steve finds himself a super hot boyfriend at the most inopportune time.

    Ensue a lot of angst, unholy amount of pining and not entirely failed attempts at seduction.

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    8/?
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    An ''accident'' leaves you with only a mysterious new friend and a lot of fear for your child's safety. You go throught hell both mentally and physiqually to make sure that what you hold dear is safe again. What do you know, maybe you'll find new friends or even more on this hellish journey of yours? Lets hope so...

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    7/?
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    168
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    30
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    A collection of my shitty Drabbles. They'll be spanning various universes, mostly dealing with Tale, Swap, Fell and Swapfell tho. But others might pop up occasionally.

    I do take requests, but no guarantee if they'll get written/posted. I'm a lazy writer XD

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    31
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    3
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    When you fell into the Underground, you were only 13.

    Found by Toriel, you didn't hesitate to go with her. You lived with the goat monster who had taken you in and, though you knew that there was more to be explored, you never wished to leave the place you resided in. For 8 years, everything was perfect. You finally found a place that you called home.

    Then someone else fell down - Frisk.

    When they fell down, you watched as the world around you seemingly became a game. It started with the odd sense of deja vu that seemed to become a regular occurrence in your life. Once you watched the child murder Toriel in cold blood for the first time only for the loving monster to reappear with no recollection of what had happened, you knew something was wrong.

    You began to lock yourself in your room whenever everything restarted and, once the child left, you would reappear to discover what had happened in your absence. After this constant pattern, it seemed as if Frisk had finally forgotten your existence in the flood of resets and timelines.

    Time forgot your existence and that was fine with you.

    However, everything changed once again when you were the one to answer the knocking on the old ruin doors.

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    20/?
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    It’s been years since Chara and Asriel destroyed the barrier. Three decades to be exact. Everything’s been ironed out in that amount of time; the relationship with humans, monster’s integration into the surface, advancement of technology, etcetera, etcetera… The transition isn’t so smooth, but so much has changed in such time. Thirty years was such a short time for monsters. Everything else may have changed in the slightest but…

    Sans was still the same.

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    “If the League of Villains has, say, a plumbing problem or something, who fixes it? Shigaraki does, because...he’s their handy-man.”

    Class 1-A has a pun war.

    (One-Shot)
    (BEWARE THE PUNS!!)

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    15
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    In which Harry has a crush on Draco, is apprenticed to Ollivander, and needs Draco's wood. Cue really bad wand innuendos and shameless flirting.

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    A collection of the Flash's Rogues at their finest. Chapters will range from fluffy to smutty.

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    Chapters:
    68/?
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    some extra squares i'm choosing to write from my namjoon bingo card

    chapter 10: Everyone Thinks We're Doing It; namjin

    AKA every couple of nights, namjoon leaves his dorm room to go to seokjin

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    1
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    202
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    2091

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