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    Eren Jaeger is the freshly-crowned Gryffindor Seeker and he's determined to lead his house to the cup. The only thing standing in his way is an irritable Slytherin named Levi, more commonly known as Humanity's Strongest Seeker.

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    5/?
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    Shin Cidon can't remember more than a year of her life, and suddenly she's in charge of saving the galaxy.

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    "We're actors - we're the opposite of people!" -- Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

    The community theatre AU of BBC's The Musketeers you never knew you wanted. Athos as stage manager, Porthos as props, Constance as costumes/makeup, Aramis as the quintessential Actor, and D'Artagnan as everybody's favorite ingenue.

    Warnings for language, implied sex, implied alcoholism.

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    Tall Tales Night at Callahan's Bar is a weekly tradition. This is what happened when our displaced in time duo, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, decide to participate.

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    After the ghost of a coffee-obsessed 18th century Italian barista starts haunting him, Shindou Hikaru tries to get a job at Café Meijin but is roasted during his interview by percolating protege Touya Akira. Afterwards, Shindou vows to prove his potential as a master barista and Touya's rival. The pressure is on!

    But there are many forms of greatness and many paths to the perfect cup. It will take both of them, with their divergent styles, to create the divine brew.

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    50
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    Davide brings out a whole new line of jokes, and Bane-san has to wonder if there's a meaning behind them. Puns galore!

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    Thor Odinson is a Norwegian professional weight lifter, stunt man and all around good fellow, who is happily married to astrophysicist Jane Foster and has an adorable one year old daughter, Frida, and currently lives in relative comfort in Canada.

    His adoptive brother Loki is an unemployed struggling artist and musician, dabbling in so many things, who has Fenrir the dog and a few flighty 'friends', and still lives in Oslo, the city he grew up in, in a shitty apartment. His relationship with his brother is... complicated. On his 25th birthday, he receives a camera in the post, and a Youtube login.

    Thus begins their Brotherhood 2.0.

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    6/?
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    5
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    Yuuri's transdimensional trip through the toilet bowl lands him in a world populated by hostile cats.

    OR, Kyou Kara Maou as told by cats.

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    AU. Percy's a cab driver, and he can't decide if the non-tipping girl with the princess hair is his best passenger or his worst. Warning: puns.

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    AU. The new guy behind the counter tells a lot of bad jokes. Annabeth can't bring herself to mind too much. Warning: puns.

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    They couldn’t care less that they were attracting the attention of at least a dozen people, or that the attention was anything but good. They had just unlocked a treasure trove of earth-related humor that had been under lock and key for a century; no one was going to ruin this for them.

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    1
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    Precisely what it says on the tin. Taken from a tumblr prompt post where SOMEONE asked for each of the prompts for Capsicoul. You know who you are.

    Current Fill: Leave a “Zip Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about one character dressing another, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]

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    You could never be angry at the trolls who lashed out against your words. After all, that's how you met your third apostle.

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    When a chef -- famous for shaming incompetent locals -- comes to town, Night Vale becomes more than just a friendly, dessert community.

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    Naru can't control himself when he sees Mai in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini. (BadFic, PWP)

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    1/1
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    A collection of all of my tumblr works.

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    Comments:
    42
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    There is a mermaid in the lake. Bossuet is not quite sure what to do about that (but it definitely involves puns).

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    2
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    A fifth series of short drabbles done from prompts given to me by Tumblr users at my request.
    Requester's screenname is presented as the chapter title for each drabble, along with the prompt itself in the notes for each chapter.

    (Any depictions of blood, death, or violence are kept in a combat or torture context, and are not part of the sexual content of this fic. Any depictions of animal death are "offscreen" and mentioned as an aside and in no detail. Any depictions of eye trauma are in reference to using an empty eye socket to store/carry items, and thus can be unsettling or squicky.)

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    32
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    1
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    Megamind has kidnapped Roxanne again. Big surprise. But his reasons for dragging her to his lair are a tad unusual.

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    2
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    78
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    Here, for your edification, is our attempt at writing crackfic. This is, quite possibly, the strangest, sickest, weirdest, pervy-est crack-fic you will ever read. Each episode (read: chapter) will center around one fandom or general silly/sick/perverted idea. The chapter titles will be a dead giveaway as to which fandom it's parodying. Come for your fandom, stay for all the rest! (But seriously, start with Chapter 1. You'll be glad you did!)

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    9,471
    Chapters:
    4/?
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