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    In July 2011, Immediately following the Avengers shoot (moved from April-August to January-June).Tom Hiddleston and his costar, Abigail Morgan are drawn into a very private and torrid affair.

    Tom gives Abby some tips on how to handle herself in the kitchen.

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    Flash-back d'Anubis sur comment s'est réellement passée l'exécution de Loki :

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    “I know this song,” Louis whispers, and Harry has to lean his ear toward him to pick up what he’s saying. “It was written for people to dance to it. We should be dancing.”
    We can’t, Harry almost spits, but it’d be stupid of him. Louis knows they can’t. Even if he looks like any regular Parisian in their twenties, and Harry looks like any hipster Parisian in their twenties, they can’t anyway. To be fair, they probably wouldn’t do it even if they were out. But if they were two uni students, both in Paris for an exchange, meeting over fallen books at the library, or because of mutual friends, or watching Monet’s Water Lilies?
    “How would we dance?” Harry murmurs, mouth almost pressed to Louis’ cheek, so close he can feel his warmth. What a picture they must make, two millionaires freezing in a park and dreaming of a different life.

    An account of the events of November 2014. Canon-compliant.

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    Sam didn't choose the Bird Boy life. The Bird Boy life chose him. (Not that he's complaining)

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    In July 2011, Immediately following the Avengers shoot (moved from April-August to January-June).Tom Hiddleston and his costar, Abigail Morgan are drawn into a very private and torrid affair.

    Tom can't find his watch and enlists his lover to help him find it. Puns and smut ensue.

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    Huge-ass gay crushes suck.

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    Late one night a few months after the season 1 finale, Peggy gets a phone call. Apparently, that thing she did on Brooklyn Bridge has come back to haunt New York City. Fortunately, it doesn’t seem to pose a major threat. Or a captain one either.

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    Alfred goes on a week-long vacation, leaving Bruce to fend for himself.

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    Rachel and Quinn are on a roadtrip, celebrating recent milestones, when the dinging starts.

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    In July 2011, Immediately following the Avengers shoot (moved from April-August to January-June).Tom Hiddleston and his costar, Abigail Morgan are drawn into a very private and torrid affair.

    Tom and Abby cosplay during their cast party, and leads to a romp in a coat closet. There are puns and fluff, and just a touch of smut.

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    Title taken from Elizabeth Barratt Browning's Sonnet 43.

    It takes them a while, but they'll get there. A post season 3 Johnlock.

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    Levi and Eren are baking cookies. Eren cannot help himself from trying to make everything into an innuendo. Involves bad puns, pick-up lines and horrible tries of seduction.

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    Hiccup isn't too fond of parties, especially costume parties. But when Astrid drags him to one, and he meets with a charming white-haired boy, he realizes they probably aren't so bad after all... Except maybe for one particular fact.

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    Wherein there is an answer to the age old question: how many arms can Terezi fit in her asshole?

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    Bruce doesn't like puns and Tony won't let it go.
    Dangerous, yet hilarious, consequences ensue.

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    “Higher angels can look like humans, right? So they can choose to look however they want.”

    Something off the wall is coming, Ethan knows it.

    “I bet they have huge dicks.”

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    Sherlock is bored.
    And John just KNOWS that he does THAT on purpose.
    He's done with it.

    Short and fluffy and cute.

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    Not a coffee shop coffee shop AU. With magic.

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    "How do you think Miles is going to react?" Arryn giggled, petting the meowing cat softly on the head.

    "He'll probably freak out; he hates cats." Barbara laughed, watching the cat as it wiggled in Arryn's arms to try and get comfortable.

    Arryn smirked.

    "I can't wait to see his reaction."

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    Because, sometimes, it's easier to laugh.

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