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    Elijah Lavellan - tempest, little elf, and (if you particularly have a death wish) little ball of rage - has a glowy hand and a headache full of problems as leader of the second Inquisition. Many of them start with his choices in friends.

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    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    Yang receives a delivery that proves to be much more amazing than expected. The rest of her team doesn't agree.

    For you Achievement Hunter fans out there, this is my tribute to Ray. For any of those who don't know or aren't really AH fans, Ray's last day at RT was 4/17, but all you really need to know is that this is full of not-skillfully-inserted references.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    258
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    (6:50) I thought you wouldn’t want to be left hanging re: my dick epic
    (6:51) Pun again unintended
    (6:52) And wow that makes it sound like I want to tell you the magnum opus of my own dick

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    An AU in a modern setting where Edward and Winry don't know one another until he texts the wrong number.

    Inappropriately, naturally.

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    61,480
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    263
    Kudos:
    290
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
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    Éponine made a point of hating a cappella. She just attended ABC concerts for Marius. And somehow she ended up ushering. And running sound. And watching the alcoholic assistant pitch fawn over their glorious leader. And trying to figure out what the heck is going on with the jolly one, the bald one, and the scary girl with dimples. Éponine has problems of her own, you know.

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    English
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    51,149
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    32
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    A collection of drabble for Octavia Trevelyan and Alistair (Warden) that are prompted on tumblr - Chronological to the main fic, there be no spoilers in here, unless we're at that point in the fic.

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    English
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    3,021
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    599
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    “Carry me,” Stiles says.

    “No.”

    “But I’m injured.”

    “You have a rash,” Derek says. “On your arm. Your feet work just fine.”

    “Please?”

    “No. You weigh almost as much as I do. And you ate a pound of chicken at lunch.”

    "Well, yeah, but I pooped like an hour ago, so.”

    “You’re disgusting.”

    “Don’t play, you love me.”

    I do, Derek thinks, relatively horrified. I really do.

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    English
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    61,846
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    758
    Kudos:
    2020
    Bookmarks:
    596
    Hits:
    42282
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    Jean Kirschtein and Ymir are college students at Stohess University in Berlin, Germany. Marco Bodt and Historia Reiss are college students at Trost University in Łódź, Poland. They live in a world where everyone is connected to their soulmate through a red string. Everyone will meet their soulmate, no matter what. The red string can only be broken by the sharing of a true, passionate kiss. However, each soulmate will eventually die, and when one of the pairing does, the remaining mate receives the other person's string tied to their right pinky, as if imprisoned.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    375
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    Inspired by the Scene in the AoU trailer where the Avenger's are trying to lift Thor's Hammer. In my head, this is what really happens-

     
    The silence in the room now broken, Clint snaps out of his shock and just looks comically annoyed.

    "Seriously? I mean- Barnes- Of all people- That's- That’s just- Rude- That’s what it is-“

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    12,428
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
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    304
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    72
    Hits:
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    The moral is, don’t send artifacts through the mail.

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    312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    65
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    Cecil lives in the little town of Night Vale where the inhabitants follow much the same routine day in and day out. but one day, a handsome scientist to be appears and shakes things up.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    5
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    “Well the first rule of being in the kitchen,” Grantaire begins, “is to wash your fucking hands…”

    (Or the one where R teaches people how to cook, and Combeferre and Enjolras attempt to seduce him.)

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
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    145
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2012
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    Weiss has a sexual accident, leaving both herself and Ruby in an awkward situation.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    The automatic glass doors make a swishing sound when they open so Eggsy just chimes the usual ‘Welcome to McDonald’s’ in a monotonous drawl when they do so. Then he looks up and gets a good look at the new customer who has just walked in and does a double take behind the counter because what the hell?

    Gentlemen like that don’t go walking into McDonalds at 3am. Gentlemen like that don’t go walking into McDonalds, period.

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    1/1
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    520
    Bookmarks:
    98
    Hits:
    3721
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    In which Zack can't keep his mouth shut when he's drunk and Jalex happens because of it.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    What is any young-adult's life without the thrill of supernatural encounters? Sokka would argue not much of a life. Zuko's opinion, however, would be quite different. Katara wishes she wasn't surrounded by insane hormone-driven boys (Toph included).

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    Calum’s heart sinks a little bit, and he's not entirely sure why. Maybe it's because he's allowed himself to fall victim to Michael's seduction yet again, or maybe it's because he's disappointed in himself for being so willing to try something that could so easily be dangerous. Or maybe, the most likely of all, it's because he can hear Mali's voice in his head telling him how stupid he's been to have found himself—quite literally—backed against the wall like this, with a boy he barely knows whispering dirty promises into his ear when he doesn't even know the first thing about real relationships.

    Or, Calum spends a night with the boy that smells like smoke, and as it always is with bad addictions, he keeps getting sucked right back in.

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    English
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    25,841
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    186
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    65
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    3974
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    Imagine your OTP sharing an umbrella in the rain. Person B keeps complaining that Person A is hogging it, and they eventually get distracted by the argument and fall into a puddle. Laughing and smooches ensue.

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    1,331
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    University!AU. Chilton meets Hannibal on his first year in Maryland State University. Super slow build.

    (i just found the intro in my drafts so it's now the first chapter, check it out even if you read the whole thing already)

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    Language:
    English
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    1,496
    Chapters:
    6/9
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    252
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    Highschool AU. Follow Dean and his friends on a school trip to London and his struggles to understand and gain the love of a new student, the mysterious Castiel. Get familiar with the lovable OCs and their side stories.
    They told him not to go there, but Cas has never been the one to follow the rules.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,923
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    875
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    Five times someone makes a joke (or several) about Pietro's speed in bed, And the time he shows Darcy they're wrong.

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    English
    Words:
    3,645
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    5047

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