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    A series of Five Things challenges I wrote for an RP on Dreamwidth. And here I thought I was done with writing oversaturated skeleton angst.

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    There are certain people that are here to do specific things; firefighters fight fires, nurses save lives, teachers help nurture the world’s next generation, veterans are here to protect the ideals of a country.
    This group of people, however, are here to keep the humans that go bump in the night, haunting the dark recesses of alleys and creeping across corners, armed to the teeth as they kill, lie, cheat and survive to their next deal, from doing any more harm. They are a part of the government that no one below a certain clearance knows about, and look like everyday people. But if you’re on their list, look out for the Under Tale division; they’ll bury you before you can pop off a bullet. But not all is well in paradise. Something is creeping up on Sans and Papyrus, a dark past that both brothers would rather forget. And what is with Chara and Frisk? Grillby's nightmares and PTSD is getting worse and Sans is barely getting nearly enough sleep. This is all added to the corporate betting pools for who gets with whom first, the fastest and how, a rising danger for this strange family and something shifting between Grillby and Sans. What is going on with the war veteran? And why is Sans looking over his shoulder?

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    'Tony and Bruce slowly talking to each other post-CW'

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    Melody, princess of the surface, is a hybrid of the two species, monster and human. Her monster father and human mother take care of her in their palace, protected from the racism of humans against her species. Melody trains daily, learning skills to protect her family from harm. All seems to be going well, as the family's bond becomes closer and closer until eventually, everything starts to go down hill and Melody's world is crumbling at her feet.

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    Sans had been forced to watch his father's slow, spiral downward into insanity from a slight distance. That was, until he and Papyrus were dragged forcibly into the ever spiraling momentum of their caretakers downfall.

     

    Rated: Mature for mentions of abuse and violence.

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    It started the same way everything did with Junkrat. He'd been told, in no uncertain terms, that he needed to stop doing something. The puns were nearly a constant with the lanky man, grin always bright and delighted when he came up with something new that never amused anyone but him.

    Even McCree, despite how fond he was of his boyfriend, had a limit.

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    Small funny or dumb stories revolving around the Ace Attorney cast.

    I will also take and consider requests

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    What happens when alya througs a sleep over and they party hardy.~ladybugaboo

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    UF!Sans fights with brother and doesn't know what to do with himself. He ends up traveling to the Undertale Universe where he meets the kindhearted Sans and Papyrus.

    UF!Sans has to come to terms with his depression and his newfound feelings for the other skeletons.

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    35/?
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    The loosely-connected adventures of Nora, KHRMA agent, and her big Blastoise partner.

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    Your soul has wandered into the Undertale universe; it probably happened when you lost your grip on life. Now you’re stuck in a land of monsters, trapped by a magic barrier and unending time loops.

    You know the story, the people (monsters) surrounding you; you know how to save them, and how easily you can die. It's a good thing you don't really care about living then, isn't it? ...Perhaps not, because it's that lack of determination that let's Flowey remain in control of the resets. You can't quite muster up the necessary emotion to save, or load, or even reset; sometimes, you feel that there's just a void where your heart once was.

    First Flowey, then Toriel, and all the rest of the monsters whose paths you cross... they're slowly forcing you to face the real world. Something about the Underground is inspiring feelings in you, the feeling that there's something you can do. It's giving you the ability to care, to joke, to laugh, to cry...

    After all - the barrier doesn't care if you can save. You have a human soul; the seventh soul that the monsters need to break free.

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    "Transition: the process or a period of changing from one state or condition to another." The Neitherworldian's most hated poltergeist, Betelgeuse, is becoming a ghostly guardian & seeing where his heart truly lies while passing puns, moving on, and growing up. Follow as he & Lydia somehow manage to become the best of friends.

    It's showtime!

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    Everyone thinks that a world in where magic exist should be happy and nothing will possibly hurt. Wrong. They're painfully wrong and all the people in the Karasuno guild can agree with that. Nothing can be happy in those conditions.
    But about that last point, everyone in Karasuno can disagree. And not without reasons.

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    When the monsters were freed from the underground, they could all have the lives they had always dreamed of. And Frisk finally had a happy family again...

    This is the fluff, the whole fluff, and nothing but the fluff.

    Every chapter will be a short, happy snippet of life in the surface world where Frisk, Toriel, Sans, and Papyrus live together. Maybe a little hurt/comfort but nothing depressing, I'm mainly interested in writing happy monster family fluff.

    If there is a chapter with some drama in it, I only do it to make everyone even happier afterwards and there will be a warning before the chapter. (The finale chapters are by far the most dramatic and not quite in the same style as the rest of the story, but once again: only to create more happiness.)

    Romance is not the main focus, but there will by Alphyne, eventual Soriel and slow burn Papyton.

    Turns into more of a "real story" with longer chapters instead of a collection of fluffy one-shots from chapter 22 onwards with some overarching plotlines that are all still meant to bring nothing but happiness.

    [Graciously betaed by BookishAngel.]

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    When Gee puts an ad up for renting her spare bedroom, she never expected anyone to actually answer the ad. Nor was she expecting someone like Frank to be the one who answered. Soon she realizes how much Frank hits on her, and tries to keep her distance. But things are going to take a very unexpected turn when she started having strange, wet dreams about Frank.

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    Sans, Red, and Rus all go to the prestigious Monster State University where they befriend each other through their shared love for science. There, the three skeletons each meet a new monster that changes their lives forever- for better, or for worse. Sans, Red, and Rus struggle to overcome their past and their baggage as their present stares them in the face.

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    When Maribel doesn't show at one of her and Renko's meetings, Renko just assumes she's having a vision and she'll be back in a few minutes. But when she doesn't show for months, Renko decides to figure out what's going on, and why someone who looks oddly like Merry has appeared on her university campus.

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    An ''accident'' leaves you with only a mysterious new friend and a lot of fear for your child's safety. You go throught hell both mentally and physiqually to make sure that what you hold dear is safe again. What do you know, maybe you'll find new friends or even more on this hellish journey of yours? Lets hope so.

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    Monsters and humans are attempting to coexist on the surface. When a certain group of monsters and a new group of humans meet, bonds begin to form and friendships quickly blossom. The stage is set for something beautiful. SansxOC and MettatonxMaleOC Rated M just to be safe. (This is a shit summary, I know, but I'm terrible at writing them.)

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    Ever since the barrier was broken, more and more monsters moved to the surface, sans and papy are still in the underground waiting, but something isn't right, they're acting strange and sans says he has something to say, "promise not to tell papyrus?"

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