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    Rose and Tentoo have a date night that starts out silly and ends up sexy. PWP with some goofiness and bad puns.

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    Kili has been in love with his best friend since the first time they met on the bus of their freshmen year. Now they are seniors and Kili finds out just how much of a affectionate drunk he is.

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    Merton accidentally triggers a lycanthropic allergy in Tommy during their sex play. To the Biology Department!

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    ian beale decides to kill max branning. his plan doesn't come together.... but they do

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    Joel and Adam try to surprise Ray with a sweet treat for the anniversary of him joining the relationship; however, it doesn’t go according to plan…

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    This may or may not become a story, but for now it's a one-shot about Cronus being a vampire with an incubus roommate Kankri who hasn't fed in a month.
    Shenanigans ensue.
    All of the shenanigans.

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    5/?
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    Not actually /technically/ Twenty One Pilots.
    Based off of Tyler Joseph's song, Taken By Sleep.
    Pretty dark but I also like puns so stick around to the end ;).

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    A result to me doing too many assignments at once and this is what happens.

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    It was about three in the afternoon when you first heard it. The loud thud and sharp hiss that stirred you out of a well earned nap on the futon. You grunt in an effort to shake to sleep out of your throat, it doesn't really work. going to check on Dave , you hope the noise wasn't him. Dave was asleep. Making a little face as the light from the window streamed into the bedroom with laser focus. You sigh as you look at his pudgy little fists balled up in what only could be described as a baby fighting stance. You chuckle to yourself as you stroll over to the window and shut the blinds tight against the offending afternoon light. You'd love to go back to sleep but that noise peeked your curiosity. " If that wasn't Dave, then who was it?"

     

    Bro is has a thing for a girl who moves next door.

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    Sam volunteers Dean for a Picnic Date auction, Castiel a sassy policeman with a Boston accent proceeds to buy his time...AU

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    He gives it a little shake; maybe it’s broken. That’s when the needle starts wavering again. And suddenly, Carlos can hear Cecil’s voice. Coming from the Geiger counter.

    Night Vale changes things, and Carlos is about to discover just how much. A coda to the very first episode.

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    Ral Zarek's favorite thing to do is irritate the Living Guildpact. Jace finally decides that enough is enough.

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    It's management's fault. Really it is. It's their fault they need to touch each other and it's their fault it happened to be in a hotel janitor's closet.
    It's also their fault that they didn't lock the door and that fans walk in on them.
    Really it's their fault.

    Also known as the one-shot where Harry gives Louis a blow job before a concert and fans might just walk in on them and awkwardness ensues basically.

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    Wash isn’t expected a roommate, much less one this… spirited.

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    Want to know what makes the Survey Corps tick? Want to abuse that knowledge when you find out? Then I suggest that you read this, and find everybody's little boxes of fed up. Wait, what?

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    "Enjolras is putting on a good face for the sake of those who remain here, even while he tries to spare as many as he can, but Combeferre sees the way his knuckles are white where his hands clench on the ends of his jacket sleeves. He hears the momentary hesitation in his voice, the pitch just half a tone higher than it should be. He notices the awkwardness when Enjolras climbs off the crate and tosses it onto the barricade--his aim terrible, as if he's throwing blindly."

    On the barricade, as ever, Combeferre does his best to support and cheer Enjolras.

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    3
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    Victor takes pleasure in bully-ramming Logan upon occasion as an alternative to killing him. Logan conjures up a plan to stop the occurrences, and it just might work.

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    The meaning of gift, Grimm Style

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    Everyone deserves a dance with you.

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    8
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