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    Pete Wentz liked to fight people. Of course, given that he was a tiny asshole, most times he was on the losing end of said fights. He would pick himself up, dust off, lick his wounds, and get back to trying to create a living for himself.

    Then, one day, Pete meets Patrick Stump. Or rather, Patrick Stump picks up his broken and bruised body from a bar floor, and takes him home, cleaning him up and tending any injuries he happens to have.

    Of course, he finds anyway to fuck it up, because that's what Pete does best.

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    The concept of time is something you humans created. That and letters.

    You know, like the alphabet.

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    Things get a little out of hand when John Watson takes a shower and... sings.
    Sherlock is puzzled by this, because never has he heard John sing, neither in the shower nor anywhere else.
    So what has caused this?

    They end up throwing puns at each other and, well...

    Sherlock is kind of dirty minded and John doesn't mind. At all.

    Fluff/Smut or fluffy smut ahead,
    you have been warned.

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    In which Hawke buys Anders a gift and makes so many stupid puns the two end up chortling on the ground with a mabari hopping around them.

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    Éponine made a point of hating a cappella. She just attended ABC concerts for Marius. And somehow she ended up ushering. And running sound. And watching the alcoholic assistant pitch fawn over their glorious leader. And trying to figure out what the heck is going on with the jolly one, the bald one, and the scary girl with dimples. Éponine has problems of her own, you know.

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    Anonymous said:
    Nsfw writing req: KanMiTula (Kankri/Mituna/Latula)

    this took so long you don’t even understand. I am so sorry for the wait but I really hope it was worth it bc this probably has like all of my soul sold to it

    They know each other well. Well, of course they do, they're matesprits. You're the one out of place here.. This is no time to be having a quadrant crisis, Kankri.

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    Elijah Lavellan - tempest, little elf, and (if you particularly have a death wish) little ball of rage - has a glowy hand and a headache full of problems as leader of the second Inquisition. Many of them start with his choices in friends.

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    Quaetro Blitz is unpredictable and Ja Wangnan thinks he's taking one for the team.

    (In which Person A sets Person B on fire.)

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    Takao just wants to get away from the dinosaurs, but he's pretty sure Izuki's puns will beat them to it.
    or the Jurassic Park AU that nobody asked for.

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    'If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.'

    Alternatively- 26 standalone fics, each inspired by the letters of the alphabet.

    First, A for Alarm. (Inspired by the prompt: 'we live next door to each other and you keep burning your fucking toast and evacuating the whole building.')

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    There's one more thing. That only few knows of him. His ultimate weakness. That's on the same page as a bread scented Doflamingo. Bugs.

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    When Steve upsets Bucky, Bucky enlists Tony's help to get payback.

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    Eren, Mikasa and Armin decided to have a trip together, but when things get turned upside down, a bunch of people goes along and maybe an RV with them as well.

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    "Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn." - Garrison Keillor

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    A collection of drabbles based in my Modern AU. Some are minor spoilers and others are parts i couldn't find anywhere in the actual story to put.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    2
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    "Imagine Your OTP enjoying a warm spring evening by burying the dead body of their latest victim."

    AKA the (crack?) hitmen!au that is full of too many bad jokes and puns.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    83
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    Phoenix and Larry have educational gay sex. Phoenix regrets everything.

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    This whole conversation had started in the midst of foreplay, both of them down to boxers and bikini briefs. Grantaire had been teasing Enjolras, trying to get her to talk dirty – it’d be a useless cause, except that Enjolras’s dry, slightly quizzical delivery does it for Grantaire every time. She’s pathetically gone on this girl. Also, every now and then, something extraordinarily hot slips out. Hot, or hilarious, or confusing, or an insane mix of all of the above.

    Like, ‘I want your hand in me.’

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    Sixteen year old Eren Jaeger, a high school student in his Junior year, is having a hard time keeping his grades up. So, one day his dreadfully boring Geometry teacher assigns him a tutor.
    It just had to be Levi Rivaille. The guy he's been tripping over his feet for since 8th grade.

    Previously Named Bulletproof Love

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    '“I’m Min Yoongi. ‘Taehyung’s Outrageously Amazing Ingenious Sundae’? What’s so outrageous about it? I’ll take a glass of water and a single potato.”'

    (in which taehyung runs an ice cream shop and yoongi gets headaches)

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    104
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