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    Jensen's a grumpy barista. Jared's the protestor who uses his coffee-shop to create his banners. Glitter flies.

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    1/1
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    2
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    59
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Dean signed up for training. He figured that meant Cas and Cain throwing him in fighting scenarios or practicing stupid meditation or tending bees. It was not supposed to mean a visit to a karaoke bar.

    At this point, Dean would rather be dealing with the bees.

    Language:
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    271
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    8
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    Au where Vriska is OP.

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    Homestuck AU. Games over - sort of. Vriska travels through time to save all of her friends, but at the end of all the timelines, she ends up ‘dead’, later to be revived by Lord English for another round of time travel. This game ends only when Vriska survives until her birthday October 25th, she forfeits, or she loses by running out of time. Everytime she travels through time, she forgets stuff, and she gets fewer days in the next jump.

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    English
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    45,357
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1435
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    A cracky Deadpool/Spider-Man mix from Deadpool's perspective.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1052
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    Collection of ficlets/drabbles that have all been previously posted on Tumblr. I'm getting my shit together and finally compiling them in one place.

    Update: This collection now includes crackfics. I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,160
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Harry's idea for helping Draco study is the most brilliant thing he's ever come up with, and Draco discovers that studying can be fun when one has the right study partner.

    Language:
    English
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    4,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1838
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    TODAY YOUR BARISTA IS:

    1. Hella fucking gay.
    2. Desperately single.

    FOR YOUR DRINK TODAY I RECOMMEND:
    You give me your number.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    305
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    41
    Hits:
    3880
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    Ellie has another joke for Joel.

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    711
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    45
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    How did Naruto Uzumaki, resident flunkey and notorious optimist, end up hanging off the ledge of the biggest, most influential corporation in Japan? Because of ramen. During his journey to save his favorite place to eat, he confronts his past and begins to fall for the very person who threatens the sanctum of delectable noodles everywhere: his old high school rival, Sasuke Uchiha.

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    English
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    93,791
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    40
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    115
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2055
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    An agent comes to the Chimaera to report Intelligence findings for Grand Admiral Thrawn, stays for personal compensation. Collection of drabbles.

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    5,544
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    55
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    Shin Cidon can't remember more than a year of her life, and suddenly she's in charge of saving the galaxy.

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    English
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    13,654
    Chapters:
    8/40
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    96
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    “All right. Where- do you learn to make ice cream?” Harry asked very seriously.
    “Where?!” the twins responded.
    “Sundae school,” Harry informed them.

    Louis is a graphic designer and newlywed who becomes infatuated with a baker.
    Harry is a baker that falls in love with a client.
    Eleanor works for Simon and hates her life.
    Perrie is looking for love in all the wrong places.
    Niall is a famous rock star who is weirdly close with the Tomlinsons.
    Liam is his fit personal trainer boyfriend.
    Zayn gives a great best man speech.

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    An exact retelling of Imagine Me and You. It’s the Imagine Me and You AU!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    20,091
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1190
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    When people needed her help, it generally involved coffee, hacking or a heavy dose of sarcasm. Steve didn't usually need a hand.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    444
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    5160
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    "Will figures the truth out over dinner. Hilarity ensues."
    Part 3 of the Notes Played In Between series by DarkmoonSigel.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    421
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    Steve's a quietly possessive kind of man, and one of his favorite hobbies is leaving hickeys like constellations all over Bucky's neck.

    Series
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    English
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    274
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    It's Hyuuga's birthday, but Riko has ran out of ideas of what gift she should give him. Will she figure it out? HyuuRiko, slight HyuuRikoKiyo, plus Seirin! (Fic made for Hyuuga's birthday. Happy Birthday, Hyuuga!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,875
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    154
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    Packs of wolves naturally experience bonding. Teenagers are hormonal hooligans. As is natural, a flirt-off eventually occurs.

    (Come for bad pick up lines.)

    Language:
    English
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    1,469
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    150
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    Yup. Stiles has successfully managed to convince himself that nothing is worth the indignity of the costume and he's reaching to pull the skintight outfit over his head when his phone chimes. He looks down.

    Don't even think about it, Stilinski.

     (Wherein Stiles wears spandex, Derek does too, and "convince" doesn't mean what Lydia thinks it means.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,497
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    184
    Kudos:
    388
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    9225
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    Hannibal brings a treat for date night with Face.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    138
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    Relationship. It was the first time she’d really put a label on what was between them. There was a weight to the word that should have scared her, should have sent her running off home. Running back to the girl she was, running after a half mad astrophysicist hyped up on coffee and sugar in the New Mexico desert. The world was a different place now than it was two years ago, she was a different person. Darcy didn’t scare easily anymore. Most of the time anyway.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,590
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3991

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