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    Stiles eyes the bar; debates if he's sober enough to successfully lean over it and grab a bottle of the good stuff. He can already taste the vodka on the back of his tongue.

    Or maybe that's the taste from the other cutesy wedding themed cocktails - with terrible names like White Wedding and Blushing Bride - he's been guzzling since the reception started.

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    Connor can barely control his excitement as he makes his way to Oliver's apartment. Finally, finally, Connor returned from the trip with Annalise and the rest of her employees, and the first thing he does is go to Oliver's apartment, suitcase and all. Really, who can blame him? Oliver promised to 'show him when he gets home', so Connor makes sure that Oliver's apartment building is the first place the taxi dropped them off at.

    Now, all Connor needs to do is pray that Oliver is home and not at work. Hopefully it's the former.

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    "Hey monkey, where you been?
    Just get the world off your shoulders
    And close your pretty blue eyes
    Hey monkey, what's life without an occasional surprise?" -Counting Crows

    Summary: Louis and Harry meet at a costume party. Stupidity, bad puns, and attraction happens. Featuring Zayn as a mostly personality-less friend, Lottie as a costumer, and ginger Oli in an unfortunate cameo.

    For Jess, Happy Halloween!

    Disclaimers: This is a combo of a few Halloween prompts found on tumblr. This is my first time publishing 1D fiction. I am not British, nor did I have a Britpicker, so I threw in random words like bloke, lads and quid. I don't even know how to make the symbol for English currency. I have no friends, so I have no beta. Sorry! Also I do not know how to use html in any way, shape or form.

    Warnings: Mentions of anxiety attacks. These are poorly managed and medications are not used appropriately. If this is a trigger for you to read about, STOP RIGHT HERE.

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    Before being Human, they were this superior being, a majestic being that was fearless. There was no worrying about food, sleep or primal instincts. Emotions didn't complicate things, and money definitely wasn't a problem. But now they were human, which meant they'd have to learn to sleep, deal with confusing new found emotions, primal instincts and take a walk in their companion's mortal shoes.

    Shouldn't be that hard right?

    Or, a collection of oneshots.

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    Grantaire's punny Halloween costume is ruining the mood for the conversation that Enjolras was hoping to have with him, so he takes matters into his own hands.

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    In which Scott doesn't even want to go partying, anyway, but he does because Stiles, always because Stiles, and ends up with more of a reward for going along with it than he could have anticipated. Involving matching Halloween costumes and hard apple cider and maybe even a little dick-touching.

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    Levi is the lead singer of the S.O.S. group, and has everything he can wish for. Money, fame, people, tea. But he also leads a secret life in the Gang 104th. This males him quite dangerous. An encounter with a stranger with mysterious eyes makes him lust for something he hadn't quite thought about. A love life.

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    After the ghost of a coffee-obsessed 18th century Italian barista starts haunting him, Shindou Hikaru tries to get a job at Café Meijin but is roasted during his interview by percolating protege Touya Akira. Afterwards, Shindou vows to prove his potential as a master barista and Touya's rival. The pressure is on!

    But there are many forms of greatness and many paths to the perfect cup. It will take both of them, with their divergent styles, to create the divine brew.

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    In which Minho has a crush with Newt, the new transfer student whom everyone wants to bang, and he realizes he isn't the sass master again and he falls hard for the blond.

    A smug grin and a naughty wink are sent toward the agape Minho. Newt leaves him, still giggling a bit. Minho goes back to his group, where all the Gladers have been waiting.

    “I think I’m jacked in the head with this one.”

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    Levi could think of a million other things he could be doing instead of helping Hanji run “I Heard Being a Vampire Really Sucks – debunking the myths and urban legends of vampires and how they 'live'”, but unfortunately for him Hanji was persistent, she knew exactly how to bribe him, and there's some newly turned vamp at the back of the lecture hall who clearly doesn't have a fucking clue what he's doing.

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    For the Halloween AU prompt: Accidentally went to a party dressed as a couple.

    "So, are you two sharing a plate?” Anna asked coyly. “Gotta say I didn’t see that one coming.”

    Before Dean could ask her what the hell she was talking about, he heard the unmistakable shriek of Charlie behind him.

    “Oh my God, I didn’t even know you two knew each other! This is perfect!”

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    Time to get in trouble on a new planet! But that planet is not new, that's the earth from way back. Kirk chained to the wall, with his pants down. Now who would do such a thing?
    Art by Karl Johnsson.

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    Admittedly, assemblies of the guilds are not Jace's favorite activity, but they're normally handleable. When Exava isn't telling everyone about him and Ral, that is.

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    In which Dartheshmirtz builds an inator that turns people into unintelligent clones of the Emperor. It's like "Night of the Living Pharmacists", only on the Death Star.

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    Charles makes dumb jokes to Erik who is so done. I don't even know.

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    How did Naruto Uzumaki, resident flunkey and notorious optimist, end up hanging off the ledge of the biggest, most influential corporation in Japan? Because of ramen. During his journey to save his favorite place to eat, he confronts his past and begins to fall for the very person who threatens the sanctum of delectable noodles everywhere: his old high school rival, Sasuke Uchiha.

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    Castiel has loved bees for a long time. He never thought anything of it when he used to walk straight into the middle of a flower patch, covered in bees from head to toe. But that was when he was an angel. Now that he's human, he's going to learn very quickly how dangerous even one sting can be.

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    Weiss comes up with an inventive way to keep Blake out of trouble.

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    When Uther Pendragon expands the business and Arthur moves to Wales to run the office, he meets an unexpected and not so new neighbor; Morgana's old boyfriend, Merlin. With Merlin's clear attempts to befriend Arthur, and his all around dorky-ness, will Arthur accidently fall too, just like his sister did?

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    "In the deep darkness of space, there was silence."
    Amid the raging battle of starships and politics, there is one thing held constant: gravity. It pulls things together, and it pulls them apart.

    Character tags will be edited as they are encountered.

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