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    A collection of all of my tumblr works.

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    260
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    There is a mermaid in the lake. Bossuet is not quite sure what to do about that (but it definitely involves puns).

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    1,068
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    1/1
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    4
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    84
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    2
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    371
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    A fifth series of short drabbles done from prompts given to me by Tumblr users at my request.
    Requester's screenname is presented as the chapter title for each drabble, along with the prompt itself in the notes for each chapter.

    (Any depictions of blood, death, or violence are kept in a combat or torture context, and are not part of the sexual content of this fic. Any depictions of animal death are "offscreen" and mentioned as an aside and in no detail. Any depictions of eye trauma are in reference to using an empty eye socket to store/carry items, and thus can be unsettling or squicky.)

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    6,638
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
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    580
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    Aaron makes certain choices that invite misunderstandings. Luckily, he spends his time with some pretty understanding people.

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    1/1
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    Megamind has kidnapped Roxanne again. Big surprise. But his reasons for dragging her to his lair are a tad unusual.

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    867
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    65
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    Here, for your edification, is our attempt at writing crackfic. This is, quite possibly, the strangest, sickest, weirdest, pervy-est crack-fic you will ever read. Each episode (read: chapter) will center around one fandom or general silly/sick/perverted idea. The chapter titles will be a dead giveaway as to which fandom it's parodying. Come for your fandom, stay for all the rest! (But seriously, start with Chapter 1. You'll be glad you did!)

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    "What do you call someone who's fallen in love with their best friend?"

    "I don't know, what?"

    "Me."

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    1,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    543
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    They say that your matesprit shouldn't be a project.

    What do they know?

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    1,691
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    316
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    Castiel has had a crush on Dean for a while now and when they become partners during Chemistry class, Castiel learns that maybe his feelings aren't one-sided.

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    1,806
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    750
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    What if the Brits were in charge of the Stargate program, would Atlantis be the same and how exactly would the off-world missions be conducted? Is it a prerequisite for a Scotsman to be their number one agent? Did someone say 007?

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    English
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    1,250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    39
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    Join the MFB characters into a pure crazy world where random things from various sources are said in this fun crack fic full of randomness! Series is based off of Nossida89's Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files and DCwyvrex's Kingdom Hearts Stupid Files on Youtube. Episodes posted each week! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Warning: PURE FULL OF RANDOMNESS. PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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    English
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    2,798
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    39
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    Gentaro and Miu have regrettable sex.

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    242
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    If Moriarty's a spider, what does that make everyone else? Crack!fic

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    203
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
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    91
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    "You don't, Buck, adoring's for saints. I ain't a saint."

     

    "Sure you are." Bucky got back to kissing his way down, licking along the slightly sweaty line of Steve's sharp collarbone, and then remembered he'd been in the middle of saying something. "Patron saint of Barnes. Barneses. Me."

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    2,878
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    594
    Bookmarks:
    82
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    5132
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    It’s been almost a full year since Charles has experienced his first successful heat, and building a life together with Erik while he grows heavy with their young has been perfectly lovely.

    Of course, the peace can't last forever. The kids are coming now.

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    English
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    6,223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    5908
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    In which Light Yagami, a proud and miserable human being, realizes he may have made a tactical error. His attempt to rectify it bares unexpected fruit.
    Unrepentant Ryuk/Light romance.

    Language:
    English
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    42,126
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1480
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    Agent Kennedy is sent to investigate rumors of a possible outbreak of zombies. Ah, zom-bees. Wait, no. Zom-bear-bees. All signs point to Dr. Jose Rodriguez, cousin to the deceased Luis Sera.

    Language:
    English
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    3,370
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    28
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    “Astonish me with your bone rush.” Stiles breathed. “Comet punch my dark void with your bullet seed.”

    “You’re the worst-” Derek moved a hand to wrap around Stiles’s dick. “-dirty talker I have ever heard.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    444
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1438
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    What happens after Derek almost kills Stiles? Derek takes responsibility for his actions, growing closer to Stiles each day through interesting circumstances.
    Warning: the plot is questionable.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    141
    Kudos:
    408
    Bookmarks:
    126
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    John Watson is a medical man, and a military man, practical and skeptical. He barely holds an agnostic approach to religious faith. He has not a superstitious bone in his body.

    So when crows begin stalking him and Sherlock takes a case involving mysterious sigils branded into the flesh of murder victims, John doesn't panic. He saves that for when the bodies start talking back to him.

    (Set vaguely during s2, pre-Reichenbach)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,767
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    194
    Kudos:
    475
    Bookmarks:
    129
    Hits:
    11105

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