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    Today is just a normal day, yet things aren't so normal. Everyone on the Seirin basketball team is ignoring Kuroko, and he doesn't know why. Is it just his usual lack of presence or did he do something wrong? Will Kuroko have to leave the team for good?

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    Alfred goes on a week-long vacation, leaving Bruce to fend for himself.

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    “If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the Waking Sea, I shall jump in and learn to breath or something.”

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    This work covers the first 'series' of stories, roughly paraleling series 5 and then a little bit after that. Where episodes are paraleled more directly will be stated in the notes. This series follows Cassandra. Severin, Elias, and Lukas' journey as hunters, across the expanse of europe. Cassandra must work hard to keep her secrets hidden from her new teamates. All the while a dark part of Lukas' past waits to be revealed to the rookies and reader. It's ending will result in consequences for the team.

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    Jack wants to sleep. Mark, being the little shit he is, wants to make bad puns.

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    Day 1: Pining

    Eren is sorta/maybe/kinda in love/obsessed with Levi Ackerman.

    Armin is sorta/maybe/kinda (definitely) sick of it.

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    Hoseok had a habit of throwing bad puns at Namjoon, who was close to beating him up.
    Feat. Yoongi who doesn’t wake up and jimin who just happened to make it all worse.

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    Paul Banks had thought he found the solution to his boredom with life: creating more lives. He would live as the preppy, intellectual, theoretical gangster Paul Banks; the reckless, charismatic, irresistible Julian Plenti; and the sleek, superhuman, mysterious Mr. Blanks. Each man had his own job, friends, and romantic liaisons, all of which seemed separate at first. But can one man truly divide himself into three?

     

    Basically, a bunch of tumblr memes and inside jokes combined into one poorly written fic. Enjoy.

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    Stiles hears a high pitched whine ring throughout the room, and it takes him more than a few seconds to realize that it was coming from him.

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    We all know what happens when you assume: Peggy Carter makes an ass out of you.

    PeggySous Week Day Six: Sass & 1 Million Words' Comment Fic Friday Prompt (for today, 5.29): Comatose.

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    After the Barriere du Maine incident Enjolras's mind insists on futile thinking. There are messages to deliver, ammunition to count, ropes to climb -- there's no room for pining.

    For the Les Miserables Reverse Bang.

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    Darcy finally had what she wanted, a date with the two hottest Gryffindors she knew. A big plus was their shiny objects as well.

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    Louis, desperate for money and new in town, has somehow gotten himself a job in the local candle shop despite knowing absolutely nothing about candles. Harry is the slightly odd, but ridiculously charming regular at said candle shop who walks in one day looking for a nice lavender candle and actually ends up indirectly saving Louis' job. Louis kind of hates him, so why does he find himself trying anything he can to make him smile?

    Or, the candle shop AU featuring a very frustrated Louis and a fairly oblivious Harry.

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    Equius Zahhak is a knight, Nepeta Leijon is a rogue. Nepeta does illegal things, Equius gets dragged along, and shit hits the fan.
    A short story about illegal things, what it's like to have authority and abuse it, and why Nepeta Leijon is a terrible, terrible moirail.

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    it's a secret organisation au, and the sole existence of this AU was to crack a pun (again).

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    Crack involving panties and bad puns. Angel!Sam being a cutie pie. A durian fiasco. Lucifer in a silk thong. I write weird, short little stories based on words people give me. Thank you for your time.

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    2/?
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    it's a zombie apocalypse, and the sole existence of this AU was to crack a pun.

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    Rousseau is the bae. According to Beanie Guy, he's probably also half the reason women are still oppressed today, the other half being Aristoteles.

    Of fucking course.

    “Finished with Jean-Jacques?”
    Yeah. Fuck that voice.
    “Yes. It’s not like it was my first time.”
    “Of course,” emphasizes beanie guy. “You sure don’t look like a virgin. Not one in chains.”

    Can eyes be pretentious? Because this pair most definitely is entirely too annoying, and out of Enjolras’ comfort zone.
    He doesn’t even have a comfort zone.

    “Nietzsche is on aisle 4, if you’re looking for him.” Ha. I called you pretentious.
    “Wow, thanks!” too-school-for-social-contract-cool whispers in blank, mock surprise. “Also you look like you need a break.”
    “You look like you don’t,” Enjolras hisses.
    Well, let’s say it sounded more aggressive in his head.
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    Or the one where Grantaire is the stranger who gets high and spends the night in the library reading mythology and Constructivist theory, and Enjolras is the live-in student who cries to him at 2AM.

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    Matt sometimes wishes his sight was a little better and one time he's thankful for his blindness and the enhanced senses that come along with it

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    Here, for your edification, is our attempt at writing crackfic. This is, quite possibly, the strangest, sickest, weirdest, pervy-est crack-fic you will ever read. Each episode (read: chapter) will center around one fandom or general silly/sick/perverted idea. The chapter titles will be a dead giveaway as to which fandom it's parodying. Come for your fandom, stay for all the rest! (But seriously, start with Chapter 1. You'll be glad you did!)

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    12/?
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