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"In Which Sollux Transforms Into a Beautiful Chair" and Further Tales of Whimsy by a beautiful chair (noveltyhorns)
Homestuck
26 May 2012
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Also includes "In which Karkat transforms into a tube sock," "An Object Lesson," "The Johnkat Manatee Triptych: An Artistic Retrospective," "Ephemera," "Their Pound of Flesh," "Sensuality of the Learned," "Complacency of the SEXXXY," and "A Prompt Generator Companion."
For the kinkmeme: bizarre fills for bizarre prompts, collected here for convenience because they're not all archived on the Delicious index.
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Jack's Sharpe Wit by alltoseek
Master and Commander Series - Patrick O'Brian, Sharpe - All Media Types
24 May 2012
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For a prompt on perfect_duet's 2011 Aubreyad Kink Meme: Richard Sharpe repeats Harper's "violins are too fiddly for me" joke to Jack Aubrey (or within his hearing).
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A short fill for the kinkmeme. Sollux infers that menstruation means genital injury and reacts with horror; Jade, after a brief period of taking offense, makes a terrible pun. They thoroughly spoil the mood despite the best of intentions, so nothing happens.
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After the New Dawn fiasco, the ARC team does a lot of liasing.
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When You Put a Billionaire, a Super-Soldier and a Scientist Together... by carzla
The Avengers (2012), Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
14 May 2012
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When he first awoke, the future was a combination of familiar but mostly strange to him. Things got less strange after fighting off an alien invasion with a team he barely knew but eventually worked well with. Regardless, Steve still doesn’t get how this happened to him. He doubts he ever will.
For the Avengers' Kissing Meme, and inspired by this.
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"Are you telling me I have to kill you for making stupid horse puns?" Karkat asks dryly, standing up and walking several steps from the bed. "I mean they're incredibly stupid, but still."
"If you canter accept them, yes, but trot if you tolerate my behoofior," Equius says with a remarkably straight face despite his perspiration.For the kinkmeme: Equius being awkwardly dominated whilst destroying a bed, sweating excessively, and making astonishing amounts of stupid puns. Heavily revised and extended.
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While some might read it for the prawn, personally I eel it's reelly about the puns. Allow me to shoal you some out of context.
"Wait a minnow, I've got this," she says in utmost concentration.
"I might be just a boat distracted. It's hard," she continues, long hair draped everywhere as she reaches up to fondle his horns, "to stay clam."
"These puns are getting worse," Sollux observes. "They're so bad it's scaly."
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It's in a holding cell. No, really.
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- Part 9 of Merry Month of Masturbation Drabbles/Ficlets
- Part 11 of tw100 drabbles
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- 100
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 76
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Nick and Miles in the aftermath of an unnamed incident wherein danger was thwarted.
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- 53
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- 28
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The Doctor gives a man a look into his future and a chance to mend his ways.
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- 533
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 22
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every dong has its day by zarathuse
The Avengers (2012), Captain America (2011), Thor (2011), Iron Man (Movies)
7 Apr 2012
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it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
-ancient chinese proverb(aka that time zara wrote 8k worth of dick jokes.)
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Five Times (of Many) Clint Made Phil Coulson Facepalm by theleaveswant
Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (2011)
27 Mar 2012
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Scenes from one day in the life of Clint Barton, gentleman troublemaker, and his favourite straightman, Phil Coulson.
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Bad Hair Day doesn't cover it by SekseeDragoness
Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
26 Mar 2012
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Even heroes have bad hair days, but when the Silver General gets himself into a 'shitty situation', the term 'Bad Hair Day' just doesn't cover it! And with friends/lovers like these, who needs enemies?! XD
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He remembered looking out over Asgard from the palace as a boy with nothing but reverence in his gaze, when his days were not filled with chores but the occasional lesson often skipped and the brawls had with his brother in the gardens below.
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Sarah Walker never got out of the con game or became a spy, and now she's on her final con. What happens when true love and betrayal get added to the mix? Twists, turns, and Jeffster! Not based on the movie.
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Roxy has "mprtant words!" to say. Dirk is unamused.
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- 359
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 8
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- 281
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Derek has a thing for sex in cars.
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Sam the Whale comes by for a visit.
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Jim likes to draw faces on eggs and torture them.
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- Part 3 of Domestic.
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Salary 5 isn't the only Background you need to do a god.
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