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    23:48 He be rollin to the beat 
    To the everyday folks I'm Matsukawa Issei, but u can call me m'pal

    23:48 Creampuff 
    But I'm also an everyday folk?

    23:48 He be rollin to the beat 
    Well this isn't going to plan 

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    You're a 13 year old girl called Berlinda that has been through hell and back. You were younger when it all happened. The 'resets' happened. That's what you call them.

    It's been two years since all that happened but you're scared that it will just reset again. It's like your life is a stupid game. Like someone is controlling how your life ends up. Sad and alone or happy and with your family. You've seen so much stuff that a kid should of have never of seen. You can remember everything from the resets... even the most horrific times. From the resets you have nightmares and a lot of stress. Until one day a bunch of monsters have moved in across the road from you.

    Maybe, just maybe they can help you... help you live like you use to. To be... happy. Especially a small kid and a skeleton.

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    Soul mate AU.

    Everyone had one. A small tattoo on his or her wrist, a timer displaying how many days, hours, minutes and seconds was left until they finally knew his or her soul mate. When the timing was right, which usually happened during some big event, first look, first meet, first touch, first kiss - the tattoo timer would disappear and be replaced with the initials of your soul mate. Accompanying it came the feeling of bliss and euphoria, that was at least what people said it felt like.

    Ian had always been curious about his soul mate, his timer had continuously been an ever-changing countdown but he never expected it to change the way it did. Things were after all never destined to be easy for them.

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    Papyrus decides to use a dating site but while looking through it, he sees Sans. His brother was never supposed to use this and there he was! So he decides to give him a lesson. Nothing goes as expected.

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    In all honesty, it was the low cut tank top that did it for Raphael, even if it bore a Star Wars pun (‘Sith Happens’? Really?). Raphael didn’t know he was into nerds with questionable fashion sense that behaved like spazzy teenagers in clubs, but at least he could blame it on the abs. And the arms. So sue him.

     

    Or: the one where everybody gets their person, everybody is a puppy at a point, nobody is a jerk (mostly) and Magnus rightly reigns, as always.

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    The loosely-connected adventures of Nora, KHRMA agent, and her big Blastoise partner.

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    Your name is unimportant. Your job is nonexistent, really. And your (ex)roommate just kicked you out in the middle of a surprisingly cold November night. But whatever. You don't care. You'll be fine.

    Keep telling yourself that as you freeze to death, idiot.

    But you'll be fine, for one reason! Two, actually. Two people - monsters really - who just so happen to have the same names as some fonts you know of? You stay with them instead, just to get back on your feet, and a single question rises to your mind.

    What the hell is keeping you here?

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    You're a happy person. You always like to look on the bright side of things.

    On your way home from work, you get completely drenched by pouring rain. You decide to hide in a nearby apartment building, but the lady at the welcome desk keeps giving you a very unwelcoming look. That just means you have to buzz one of the rooms, right? Then you'll appear as though you belong there! Your outgoing attitude combined with your ceaseless positivism leads you to press a button labelled 402. A few puns later, the stranger on the other end warms up to you, and the two of you talk until the rain dies down.

    Maybe the rain isn't so bad.

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    "The healer has the bloodiest hands. You cannot treat a wound without knowing how deep it goes. You cannot heal pain by hiding it. You must accept. Accept the blood to make things better."

    Mysteries unravel yet the past further tangles as Solas learns the true cost of one impulsive kiss. A fang. A feather. An arrow. A song. Journey alongside Chiyo Lavellan and Solas as they fight to bring the pieces together before it's too late.

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    The smile on her lips gave away her judging eyes - he realized that teasing her had not been the smartest move to be made in the beginning. Playing hard to get now wasn’t her brightest action either.
    This was a challenge of his caliber basically screaming his name and he was not planning on loosing it, even for the tension, the chemistry and a muzzle on his temple.

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    University!AU. Chilton meets Hannibal on his first year in Maryland State University. Super slow build.

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    Frisk finally succeeded on her mission and freed the underground for good. After resetting one last time and thanks to her new boyfriend Sans’ help, she was able to bring everyone to a happy ending. At least that’s what she hoped. Truth is, the outside world is harsh and humans have different opinions when it comes to monsters. Plus, dark thoughts haunt both their minds as they try to grow up in this world… the return of an old enemy, the pressure trying to earn human’s acceptance, their own forgotten past... The couple is faced with new challenges that will thoroughly test their bond.
    Will they finally get the chance to be happy? Will they find that happiness together or will this journey take them separate ways? Will their souls' bond persist under constant pressure and exposure?

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    A chance encounter flips the web slinger's life on it's side. Expectantly it was an encounter gone incredibly wrong, and things had been getting incredibly worse ever since. The Spider is tasked with finding a way to deal with the collateral damage, but there may be more people tagging along for the ride than he would initially have liked

    ((Blue's on board!))

    [[Red.]]

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    Story takes place in the Underfell universe.

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    It was all for a stupid dare at school.

    Little did you know your curiosity would resort to your freedom being stripped away and your existence reduced to a mere house servant to the two evilest skeleton monsters in the underground. Papyrus and Sans.

    However, everything is not as it seems. Its only behind closed doors you get to know another side to Papyrus. You realize that his evil ways just might be a facade. Its even possible that he cares for you.

    Still, you can't afford anything stopping you from escaping this hellhole you fell into.

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    After Papyrus leaves the Underground, his first stop is the closest cemetery in order to search desperately for bodies and find a Font capable of waking his fallen brother Sans and/or release Horror from their underground prison. However when he gets there he finds that someone else has not only had the same idea, but also has already taken all the bodies! To make matters worse, his stupid friends get themselves into trouble with a bunch of Fonts and now Papyrus and Flowey must work together to rescue them before they get themselves killed.

    Unfortunately that's hard to do when you're suffering from constant memory loss.

    Good news is, Sans hasn't really fallen down, he just got his full font back and is sleeping heavily like Comic Sans tends to do...or maybe that's NOT good news, because now Papyrus only has a limited amount of time before his brother wakes up and turns into a destructive cartoon! Can Team Cute Truth rescue everyone before time runs out? And what do they do next if they succeed?

    This is a comedy/horror and you won't understand it if you don't read Fonttale first. Enjoy your story!

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    Ever since the barrier was broken, more and more monsters moved to the surface, sans and papy are still in the underground waiting, but something isn't right, they're acting strange and sans says he has something to say, "promise not to tell papyrus?"

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    You get a new job at a local bar for monsters, and begin to get trained by a pun-loving skeleton with no chill.

     

    (Earlier known as 'Dust')

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    Two days ago, you said goodbye to your best friend. Yesterday, you lost your job with no prior notice. And then today, you had a fight with your mom. So that’s your day today. Lonely, fighting with your mom, jobless. Perfect Day for a drink or two, right? What's that on TV about monsters?

    You didn't expect the monsters to accept that application for a social media job you sent them while you were drunk. Now you've suddenly moved to Ebott and spend your days hanging out with monsters, documenting your weird new life, and marvelling at how different monsters and humans can be - and how similar.

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    Papyrus and Sans of Swapfell get an invitation to meet their alternate selves, hoping to learn more about them. They have no idea what they're getting into...

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    Somehow, your soul has wandered into the Undertale universe; it probably happened when you lost your grip on life. Now you’re stuck in a land of monsters, trapped by a magic barrier and unending time loops.
    You know the story, the people (monsters) surrounding you; you know how to save them, and how easily you can die. It's a good thing you don't really care about living then, isn't it? ...Perhaps not, because it's that lack of determination that let's Flowey remain in control of the resets. You can't quite muster up the necessary emotion to save, or load, or even reset; sometimes, you feel that there's just a void where your heart once was.
    First Flowey, then Toriel, and all the rest of the monsters whose paths you cross... they're slowly forcing you to face the real world. Something about the Underground is inspiring feelings in you, the feeling that there's something you can do. It's giving you the ability to care, to joke, to laugh, to cry...
    After all - the barrier doesn't care if you can save. You have a human soul - the seventh soul that the monsters need to break free.

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