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    Magnus gets a surprise from Alec.

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    “-And the club’s haunted! The last two girls who were in it mysteriously disappeared. So why, of all clubs, do you want to reinstate this one?”

    Twenty years after Renko meets Maribel again (albeit not quite), the two return to the outside world for a short visit. While they're there, they encounter something quite peculiar- someone wants to give the Sealing Club another chance.

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    The monsters have finally made it to their destination. But all is not what it seems. Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! -Book 2 {FINISHED}

    Frisk wakes up, but what will she encounter now that she's awake? -Book 3 {STARTED}

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    Yaoi: Ok wait r u guys on a donut date or?????
    Yaoi: I need to know
    Yaoi: For reasons
    19toomanypilots: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    420blazeit: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Dispear: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Koko kirigiri: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Souldier: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Progamer: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Cornhair: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Precious Cinnabon: Wait, what does the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) emoticon mean?
    Cornhair: SEE
    Cornhair: I TOLD U
    Cornhair: HE’S PRECIOUS CINNABON
    Otakool: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Luckster: You’re late

    Basically this is a chatroom au crackfic chocked with memes. And swearing. Lots of swearing. I'll try to update as much as possible but hey this shitshow of a fic is bound to end sometime

    This story is 98% DR1 kiddos, everything SDR2 are in chapters 17, 24, and especially 27. Just sayin in case you were going to read the fic for the SDR2 characters.

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    Lance McClain has a secret, and it's not that he has a huge crush on the gorgeous swimming god Lotor Prince, who makes his heart beat flipper-fast. Unrequited love is hard enough when you're a normal teenager, but when you're half-human, half-mermaid, things can get a special kind of complicated.
    When Lance's attempt to win Lotor's love leads to a case of mistaken identity, he's in for a tidal wave of relationship drama. He's about to find out that happily ever after never sails quite as smoothly as you planned.

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    Sam and Dean are dead. Castiel arrives just a bit too late to save their lives but is able to save the Winchesters souls. Even as souls, they recognize Castiel's grace and remember who they are. They latch onto him and manage to escape the reapers, but are now on the run. What can two glowing smoky souls and one half powered angel do against all the reapers hell bent on throwing the Winchesters into the void?

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    Can two idiots stop bickering long enough to confess their true feelings for one another? Steve and Bucky will attempt to answer this question in just twelve short years! A journey filled with road trips, arguments, other relationships, emotionally convoluted hookups, borderline-salacious and pastrami-sandwich-adjacent amateur theater, and heaps of completely unnecessary, totally mutual pining! An updated re-imagining of a romcom classic, starring Steve Rogers, a bird-boned, hopeless romantic with a stubborn streak, and Bucky Barnes, a laid-back Lothario (dubious on both counts) with a heart of gold and more bad Star Wars puns than Mark Hamill himself! Also features supporting roles by Natasha 'We All Wish We Were That Cool' Romanoff, Samuel 'Has His Shit Together, Unlike All of You Dweebs' Wilson, Clint 'Are You Going to Finish That Slice' Barton, and many more! Now showing at an archive near you.

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    Puns I find for Chat Noir

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    When Harry and Holly are rescued by kind half-giant and enrolled into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft they learn not just about their past but also their future. Read about how they learn to play Quidditch, find love, battle beasts, and go up against their nightmares.

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    Everything is canon through Season 7 - yeah, even the bits you don't like.

    This is my attempt at wrapping up the Gallavich storyline in a Shameless fashion - something which may, or may not be attempted by the series going forward. It wouldn't necessarily be my choice for where the characters are, or how they got there, but I think there's still aspects to all of them that have yet to be explored.

    Consider this my fanfic cherry popping party!

    Part I - Complete!
    "Ian hasn’t brushed his teeth in more than two days. This would be upsetting for him at the best of times, but on the rare occasions that he’s missed a clean the intervening period doesn’t usually include taking meth and eating nothing but mustard and bologna sandwiches. To say that Ian’s breath is ripe would be an insult to durian fruits and Limburger cheeses the world over."

    Part II - In progress.
    "It starts with the stomach flu."

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    [Sometimes]
    “It’s done. I’m not gonna be a Talon agent, but I’ll join you.” Reaper never takes his eyes off Widowmaker. With easy motions, she vaults off the balcony and lands before him. He watches her as she saunters up to him, putting her rifle on her shoulder. Dead and distant, she smiles, "Salut, Reaper."
    [When the closest bonds break]
    They can try to change it, modify it, make it easier for a normal soldier, but it won’t work. He knows. The heavy pulse rifle had been made for him. Behind the visor Jack smiles. Add this to the list of “things that will help him destroy the world.” And god, he’s gonna feel great while doing it.
    [All you can do]
    Gabriel’s wearing a stylized skull mask, the eyes dark, the cheeks hollow - shells and carrier containers strapped across his chest and hips. He’s still twirling the shotguns in his hands, when - (He stops, because there’s a figure in the south tunnel - their face masked in reds, hefting a heavy pulse rifle, left hand raised to their visor -)
    He stops. And Jack stops. And even though neither of them can actually see the other’s face they make eye contact.
    [Is pray you stay out of the crossfire.]

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    Jae was interested in this Canadian dude from Arts School. No, it wasn’t the I-wanna-get-in-your-pants kind of interest, you sick person. It was just the regular wanna-get-to-know-you kind interest. Honest. The dude just happened to have caught Jae’s eye and Jae wanted to get to know him better.

    Alright, maybe he also kind of thought he was good-looking but that had nothing to do with his interest in him.

    (or the fic where they're all in an Arts School and the idea of the band comes up in an unconventional way)

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    " You labelled me,
    I'll label you.
    So I dub thee unforgiven " -

    * Metallica *

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    Fresh out of college Hannah and her friends Geo and Maddie moved into a mostly monster town, which they kindly named ‘Monster Town’. The monsters in the community seem to like the idea of more humans being open minded and moving in. Nothing had prepared the girls for the first world problems they’ll run into…like having crushes on freaking monsters.

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    My additions for Inktober, or, in my case, KINKTOBER.

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    In an attempt to protect his brother, Underswap Papyrus tries to escape his universe - only to lead them into a far more dangerous world. Underfell.

    But Papyrus and Sans soon learn that their darker counterparts are more than just ruthless killers - everyone has a backstory, and the Underfell brothers aren't the only ones with secrets. How long can Papyrus keep the truth about their escape quiet? And how long before the past comes creeping back?

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    Part One - Trapped: Chapters 1-???
    Part Two - Unlocked: Chapters ???-???
    Part Three - Safe: Chapters ???-???
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    Just an Underswap and Underfell multiverse fic with a bit of skeleton smut thrown in!

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    „Smartass.“
    „Nah. more like a nice ass.“
    „Well, I guess you were nice to help me out here, so...“
    „No, I mean my ass, you should see it sometime.“
    Steve lets out a snort. „You are a horrible person. Thanks however.“
    „Anytime.“ The guy singsongs and hangs up for a second time. Steve just shakes his head.

     

    Or: Steve calls the wrong number and a new friendship is born.
    But maybe friendship isn't the right word, considering how badly Steve wants to meet the guy. Maybe even kiss him.
    Problem: He doesn't even know his name yet.

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    "We both know it's true. So when will you say it?"
    "Say what?"
    "Say you love me."
    "Never."
    "You will one day. One day, you'll say it and you'll mean it. I'll be waiting for that day."
    "You'll wait forever, then."
    "If I have to, I will. For you."
    Funny, he thinks, how when he finally hears those words, it’s too late.

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    Dating has never been easy for Shiro, he never has any luck avoiding the creeps. Thankfully, his best friend Keith is always there to help, pretending he's Shiro's jealous boyfriend to drive the losers away. If only Shiro realized that Keith didn't want to just pretend anymore.

    With Shiro's friends pressuring him to finally find a boyfriend, he reluctantly joins an online dating site and meets the man of his dreams. So he thinks.

    A romantic comedy about fake dating, mistaken identities, and falling in love with your best friend. Based on the romcom You've Got Mail/She Loves Me.

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    If Republic City was famous for nothing else, it would be famous for its coffee shops.

    There are a lot of different places that serve coffee in every conceivable way, but where the craze for coffee shops started is Aang's Air Nomad Coffee. And thanks to its talented staff, including the greatest coffee blender of them all, Korra, Aang's is still the best coffee shop in the city.

    Aang's has a lot of history, and if there's one person who knows it all, it's Aang's granddaughter, Ikki.

    Come on in, and let Ikki tell you a story.

    But be warned: it's a story that involves love, and coffee, and bad guys, and fixing things, and a girl called Korra, and another girl called Asami, and what really went down at the last ever Pro-Blending Tournament. And most importantly of all, cute stuff!

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