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    Fed up with his life at Asgard, Loki decides to strike out on his own, posing as a mortal. He then meets the 15-year old Tony Stark.

    A Loki-centric fic. Thorki in later chapters.

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    4/?
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    28
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    165
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    25
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    Blaine, Sebastian, the Lima Bean and Lady Gaga

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    1/1
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    49
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    Artie and Sebastian meet at the Lima Bean and it's cold outside

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    1/1
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    River is being "helpful", this should be interesting...

    Words:
    775
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    1
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    128
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    The things we lose have a way of coming back to us, in the end.

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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    9
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    1
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    66
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    Prompt: I'd like to see something where Valjean and Javert (especially Valjean) actually feel they have to hide their relationship from Cosette and Marius for obvious reasons and go to extreme measures to do so. I can see this going in many different directions, so tone is up to you!

    What actually happened in my head: Valjean starts out hating the idea of keeping his relationship with the Inspector a secret, but warms to it quickly. Maybe too much. Now he's going to unbelievable lengths to hide his tryst with a grumbling Javert. He hides it for obvious reasons (Marius' distrust, homophobia, Cosette's fear/hatred/everything etc.) but I've added a few more because I wanted to.

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    2/?
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    1
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    8
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    548
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    In which Enjolras has a few drinks and Grantaire watches zero movies.

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    1/1
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    13
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    34
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    2
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    This is what happens when you go drinking with a pirate. You get arrested for public intoxication and end up having angry sex on the floor of an interrogation room. Like always.

    Otherwise summarized as "Mindfang gets bored, gets Vriska drunk and tries to see how many charges she can rack up in one evening." And then Redglare and Terezi are the arresting officers.

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    1/1
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    20
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    28
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    4
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    494
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    This is the tale of how the diabolical matchmaking plans of four corgis owned by one of New York City's most eligible bachelors actually succeeds. It involves a variety of methods to get their human pet to wake up at the crack of dawn, a hilarious heart-to-heart and mentions of showing pandas porn. It begins with "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of four frankly very handsome corgis must be in want for a mate."

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    3,289
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    1/1
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    1
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    8
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    36
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    2
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    15 for 15pairings Challenge: The Mortal Instruments.

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    1/1
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    Despite his best efforts, Kaworu just can’t seem to get Shinji to smile for him. He’s about to rectify that. He hopes.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    537
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    Thor returns to Asgard with his brother in chains. Loki doesn't seem to have much to say for himself, but Thor makes up for him.

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    1/1
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    1
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    30
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    88
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1059
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    While his friends may not have realized that Kurt was home alone while Burt was in a coma, the hospital did. A phone call to Burt's listed next of kin brings to Lima, Ohio Kurt's cousin, Harry Potter. Lima won't know what's hit it.

    AU from Grilled Cheesus. No Magic.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
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    41
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    18
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    Five names Stiles has been called (and one time someone got it right).

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    4/?
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    100
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    Miko wants to go shopping! And Wolfram discovers something called a Megamall, much to Yuuri's dismay.

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    ‘Gwen-‘

    ‘Please,’ she said, breathless, ‘I knead you now, please.’

    Bread wafered with desire as she slid her hand down his bottom and stroke him slowly.

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    Chapters:
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    2
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    1
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    It's the end of "Chosen." Spike is burning up in the Hellmouth, and Buffy's holding on to his hand, unable to let him go without telling him... except Spike has something to tell her, too. It concerns her mother, and a promise Spike made to her way back in season 2.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    1
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    101
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    Sherlock, John, and The Alters are intoroduced to a strange mute girl who's only possession in the whole world is a King James Bible.

    How can something so innocuous lead to a terrifying adventure in the wilds of Ireland, to a cave of notorious family of robber murderers, and the ghastly secret generations of the same family have kept to themselves?

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    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    641
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1961
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    Not all promotions make life better, as Dr Emilie Dûvalle finds out shortly after becoming the Head of Medical of New Folsom Penitentiary's Maximum Security Sector. It is a bleak and lonely place, surrounded by people that see her job as a waste of time and credits. Yet even in a place as unwelcoming as New Folsom, a smile and a laugh may be found where they are not sought.

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    1
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    The state of a person's clothing can tell you a lot about someone.

    Part 1: John Watson's belt keeps coming undone by itself. Really, it's only trying to help.

    Part 2: The only cockblockers worse than Sherlock Holmes are his shirt buttons.

    Part 3: The story of one hat's quest to reunite with the man it was destined for.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1254

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