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    This is their second year on the Surface. This is a second year full of firsts. Full of fresh starts and new beginning. Full of laughter and tears. Full of love and fears. Full of heartaches and bad times.

    Now all they have to do is survive it.

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    Two days ago, you said goodbye to your best friend. Yesterday, you lost your job with no prior notice. And then today, you had a fight with your mom. So that’s your day today. Lonely, fighting with your mom, jobless. Perfect Day for a drink or two, right? What's that on TV about monsters?

    You didn't expect the monsters to accept that application for a social media job you sent them while you were drunk. Now you've suddenly moved to Ebott and spend your days hanging out with monsters, documenting your weird new life, and marvelling at how different monsters and humans can be - and how similar.

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    Many, many years ago, humans and monsters went to war.

    The monsters lost.

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    The Hamilton Crew are forced to watch a musical about one of their own.

    Chaos ensues.

    (Takes place in my Week they Never Speak Of series, in which Washington invited Alex and Thomas to spend a week with him at Mount Vernon after the publication of the Reynolds Pamphlet and Phillip's death. Features an Alex and Thomas friendship, as well as Washingdad being a dad! Reading the other one shots is not required, but highly recommended.)

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    Abandoned by his relatives, little Harry Potter falls down a hole and finds a whole new world he might just fit in.

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    Hannibal Lecter is a muscular, stunning and admirable psychologist from Lithuania. His life is going nowhere until he meets Will Graham, a short, weird man with a scary passion for dogs.

    Hannibal takes an instant disliking to Will, and the fact that his clothes look like crap.

    However, one day, Hannibal forgot his handkerchief, so Will offers one Jack had given him from a dead corpse. Hannibal begins to notices that Will is actually rather stunning in his own way.

    But, the pressures of Will's job as a FBI investigator leave him blind to Hannibal's not so subtle affections.

    Finally, when scheming doctor, Alana Bloom, threatens to come between them, Will has to act fast.

    But will they ever find the tender love that they deserve with each other or will they fall in the wrong persons warm embrace?

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    Getting Snake to lend her his tuxedo hadn’t been the hardest part, not in the slightest. He’d raised an eyebrow, chuckled around his cigar, said “makes those blondes go crazy,” and agreed.

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    Illumi wants to improve their relationship. And Killua--well, Killua is trying to gauge whether he's got a shot or not. They could really be something, if they could just manage to clear a few things up.

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    This is kind of a one-shot collection? It's like a one-shot collection with actual stories mixed in? I don't even know. All the skelecest ahead. If a chapter needs warnings, I will have them at the top.

    My update schedule is to update something every day, and it's almost always this, so near-daily updates.

    Feat. Dumb Titles (hell yeah)

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    You've been living with sleep disorders your whole life. Couple that with depression and you are the epitome of miserable. Well, your own kind of miserable. Maybe all you need is some good food, bad laughs, and some friends to keep you moving in the right direction...

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    Neutral ending time, folks! Queen Toriel has returned to rule, but things are never smooth for a new ruler, especially when times are grim. Conflicting ideologies threaten to tear apart the Underground... and at the heart of it sits the royal scientist, staggering under the weight of her secrets.

    Things may go in unexpected directions, so if you want to enjoy this story to the fullest, I suggest not reading the tags.

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    Chris has always loved Josh's hair, he loves those unruly curls and how soft it is when he runs his fingers through it.

    And then Dr. Hill makes a suggestion.

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    As Nietzsche once said: To live is to suffer, to survive is to find meaning in the suffering. Not all are capable of doing so. Soon it won't matter, anywho.

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    It was a simple plan. Mess up a couple things, and don't get caught.

    Well, they got a bit carried away.

    Now Sans is forced to serve 200 hours of community service at a pristine humans-only dance college.

    Only...it's not JUST for humans anymore.

    And when Sans meets Y/N, a dedicated dancer trying to make ends meet, the two share an unlikely bond.

    Will Sans be able to see humans aren't really that bad?

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    Cyan blue. The color Yuuri love the most. The color he sought to achieve. The one that was at hand's reach and the only that prevented him from reaching out.

    I suck at descriptions ( will mos likely change this soon)

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    The SSR does not exist. Everyone knows that. So when SSR Agent Bucky Barnes wakes up in the back of a van handcuffed to a not-quite stranger after a mission gone wrong, he has to question his life choices up until that point. If he'd been working for the government he's sure they would have sent an extraction team. If he'd been working for the military they'd never leave a man behind. But since he works for the SSR, which on paper does not exist, all he has is his wits, The Arm, and, well... a tiny Steve Rogers full of vitriol and saltier than the ocean, the innocent bystander to whom he is unfortunately handcuffed after a bad case of mistaken identity.

    Chased by Hydra agents and hobbled by their own inability to get along, all Bucky wants to do is get this damn StarkTech cuff off so that he doesn't have to listen to Steve's bellyaching for one second longer than necessary. So begins A Grand Adventure featuring a badly-timed triple shot venti iced caramel macchiato, crustacean semaphore, Monty Python references, Injudiciously Applied Goon Logic and all the salt you can eat. Should be fun, right?

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    AU in which Will was sperm donor for Margot and Alana, and has joint custody of their daughter Abigail. Abigail is adorable, the mommy's think daddy needs to get laid, Will is as sassy and grumpy as you'd expect.

     

     

     

    From the below HannigramPrompt prompt on tumblr -

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    Louis can't settle down, Harry can't stop the puns that fall from his lips, and one flight is all it takes to grow fond.

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    “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” ― Edgar Allan Poe

    Emma Carpenter was just your average woman. She was married, worked at a bookstore, and was close to graduating as a Lit major. Until she came upon a strange light on her morning jog.

    Now Emma finds herself thrown into Thedas. A world in the midst of chaos, where magic exists and the line between dreaming and reality is blurred.

    Fate has her meeting a woman named Ivy who the people of Thedas call the Herald. Through Ivy, she is pulled into a group called The Inquisition. Despite herself, she starts to become attached to the people there, most strongly to an elf mage with secrets of his own.

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    When everything started to fall apart in your life,you were too young to do anything.
    Many years later you grew tired of trying to fix everything.Every person that walked into your life by now only tried to hurt you or got hurt.You wanted to end everything.
    So what's the holdup then...?
    Well,a certain skeleton named Sans walked into your life.And he refused to give up on you.

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