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    A collection of one shots where, instead of Veronica, the Heather's decided to make JD their new project and take on the astronomical task of making JD not only an actual functioning human being, but a well-liked functional human being. They were not prepared for this. And frankly, neither was I.
    Other wise known as "Popular JD AU"

    Talks of updates and chapters and the like can be found on my side blog, teenxangstxbullshit

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    For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction and in RWBY, it is no different. Join Team RAVN - the male equivalent of Team RWBY - in their adventures in the world of Remnant. Will they overcome the challenges faced or will they be swept away by the currents of Salem's schemes? Read and find out.

    Please reread chapter 7, I made some important changes.

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    Bruce Wayne has no right to feel possessive towards Clark Kent. Why would he anyways? Clark and him may be best friends, but that doesn't mean he can just lay claim over him like he's property. Bruce already has an amazing boyfriend, and the fact that Barry Allen flirts with Clark all the time doesn't bother him in the slightest.

    Nope. Not in the slightest.

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    Kageyama and Hinata go on a road trip. It doesn't go as uneventful as Hinata expects.

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    Drabble collection to help get me in the nanowrimo zone! expect lots & lots & lots of our lord and savior kim seokjin.
     
    Latest: Chapter 11, Kiss (Namjin and their five kids, Family Fluff)

     

    "But Da-ad! Taehyungie started hitting me first! I can’t get in trouble!” Jimin yells, just as Namjoon crosses the threshold.

     

    There’s milk all over the floor. Taehyung and Jimin are both red in the face, practically growling at each other. Hoseok is stifling a laugh, and Yoongi looks mildly annoyed. Jungkook is giggling, all chubby-cheeks and mischief. Well, that explains the milk.

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    /You stood there in shock, staring at the gunman. He had a blank look in his eyes. Like it was all routine. Like he was numb. You chuckled and choked on the blood building up in your lungs. It spit out of your mouth as you coughed and smiled at him, shakily bringing your hands up and clapping. Your chest throbbed. Your lungs burned as it drowned in blood from the open bullet wound.
    He stared at you blankly. His gun still pointed at you.
    You collapsed as everything went black.
    As everything disappeared./

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    Drabbles that started as a result of asks on my Tumblr, gathered here with their titles as the chapters. Each one will have the request in the description so you know what you're getting into. There are also the drabbles from the Drabble Donation Drive of 2017! Please note that I am no longer taking requests. Please visit My Tumblr for more stories and fun stuff!

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    The Clave's top protection agent, Alec Lightwood, is called upon to guard the life of his mortal enemy, one of the world's most notorious hit men, Magnus Bane.
     

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    When the skele bros from Underfell arrive in the Undertale universe Papyrus makes it his mission to save Underfell Papyrus (Edge) from his wicked (and abusive) ways or die trying! Probably the latter. But he won't give up! Everyone can be a good person if they just try, right?

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    Steve: i saw that guy again. i think i'm not as straight as i thought i was

    Unknown number: i hate to tell you this but you got the wrong number pal. but hey, i'm bi. i've been there. i can talk you through it if you want
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    Or Steve embarks on a journey of self-discovery, assisted by a helpful stranger who likes to make really bad puns.

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    They were the bruised fruits at the back of the basket, the unwanted children holding their hearts in their silence. In retrospect, Lance wished he had something more to hold, because as his heart had withered to ash, it smoldered in his hands and burned.


    (alternatively, where everything is the mostly the same but when you love someone, their words leave impressions on your skin. lance's pov)
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    When Irene found out her two friends were leaving her to go to Japan for a scholarship as Foreign Exchange Students, she was devastated. Not long after, however, she found out that she was being given one of the same kind for the most ridiculous of reasons. Unsure as to what the Chairman was thinking when he gave her that, or if he ever thought at all, she found herself being dragged along as the loyal friend she was. However, when she and Skylar get separated from Eliza due to her being a Night Class student, things start to get a bit hectic.

    It gets even worse when they actually start interacting with the mysterious students, a simple mishap caused by a gust of wind knocking all the papers out of her hands. Accidents always happen, some good some bad, and as her friend constantly argues with the silver-haired prefect Irene is still trying to figure out if coming to Cross Academy was a mistake or not.

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    An old decorated tome about monsters wasn’t the most exciting thing one could find amongst your grandmother’s things but it did catch your attention. Fascinating depictions of magical creatures aside, it seemed more or less worthless.

    However a warning label came attached, inscribed on the inside of the cover with a rather clear message: don’t leave it open in the dark.

    "are you the owner of this book?"

    Of course you did what anyone would in your situation.

    You screamed.

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    [The revolution comes.]
    Reaper is not going to repay Talon with fire, nor flood, nor hell, nor highwater.
    He is going to destroy them, ruin them slow and sweet and blissfully miserably, blast each limb off with a plasma-slag frag shot, pick at their ribs with his claws, hold their still-beating hearts in his hands -
    [Well, you sure take to this bad guy thing easily, don't you?]
    “You are here to fight Vishkar,” Lúcio states without missing a beat, without wavering, his dark eyes staring into 76 like he can see the soul struggling beneath his chest. The musician-revolutionary says intensely, “You are a soldier. You are here to help wage war.”
    “...I am here to help,” 76 says, but he also admits, “But I didn’t have a real plan -”
    “That is fine,” Lúcio replies, his scowl cracking into a knowing smirk, “Because I do.”
    [And you sure know how to play boy scout.]
    Widowmaker calls to him, “Vous êtes un roi parmi les voleurs.”
    “...I don’t know what you said,” Reaper states, but Widowmaker just waves him off as she leaves, saying: “No one knows what they are worth until they lose everything."
    [A new war begins.]

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    monsters have been on the surface for a year now. you and your small family just moved to ebott city {the monster District}. one day at school you save papyrus and become friends but will sans like that. not after what happen to him and his brother. can you gave him some hope?

    (hi guys. this just something to do while I think of some more thing I want to do for falling hard. oh yeah, when the monster got to the surface, people started killing monster. sans and papyrus have had to fight to live. thats kinda why papyrus lost a little bit of hope and sans HATES humans. so yes I change up sans, papyrus and others alittle.)

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    oliverking: the semester started a week ago and this gc already is a mess do you want it to crash

    irisbest: how did we even get so many members within a week

    ronnieraymond: penguins

    pipes: explain

    ronnieraymond: we huddle like them

    heatwave: what did you smoke dude

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    • Ethereal definition || (adj.); extremly delicate - light, not of this world.

    Hinata liked to get kissed on the mouth. Kageyama didn't.

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    Everything is canon through Season 7 - yeah, even the bits you don't like.

    This is my attempt at wrapping up the Gallavich storyline in a Shameless fashion - something which may, or may not be attempted by the series going forward. It wouldn't necessarily be my choice for where the characters are, or how they got there, but I think there's still aspects to all of them that have yet to be explored.

    Consider this my fanfic cherry popping party!

    Part I - Complete!
    "Ian hasn’t brushed his teeth in more than two days. This would be upsetting for him at the best of times, but on the rare occasions that he’s missed a clean the intervening period doesn’t usually include taking meth and eating nothing but mustard and bologna sandwiches. To say that Ian’s breath is ripe would be an insult to durian fruits and Limburger cheeses the world over."

    Part II - In progress.
    "It’s a relief to crawl back under the covers because then he doesn’t have to think. And thinking makes him feel like he’s drowning in molasses, desperately trying to wade to a non-existent bubble of goo-free clarity."

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    A lovestruck Lieutenant is summoned to his commanding officer's quarters to deliver a sumptuous meal. A simple request, if only someone had bothered to tell Mitaka what was on the menu.

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    When Harry and Holly are rescued by kind half-giant and enrolled into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft they learn not just about their past but also their future. Read about how they learn to play Quidditch, find love, battle beasts, and go up against their nightmares.

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