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    Melkor suffers from giant-spider and Fëanor-related PTSD, which the arrival of Maedhros does nothing to alleviate. Yet another explanation for why exactly Morgoth hung him off that cliff anyway, because there aren't already enough of those in the world.

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    Dante meets an injured devil hunter on a job. Who is she and what is she planning on doing with Dante?

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    After another confrontation with England, America just wants to go home. Unfortunately for him, Donald Trumps thinks this is the perfect opportunity to kidnap him and take over the United States with the help of his supporters. Trump's goal? To become ultimate dictator of the country and....seduce America? It doesn't take long for the rest of the world to notice, and England is roped in, "against his will", to save him. As England goes undercover as a Trump-loving American, he has to gain Trump's trust in order to free his ally. Will Trump be fooled? Will England rescue America and be the hero? Will they admit their obvious feelings towards each other? Or will the authors be shot before this is finished? Find out now!

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    Something's off, all right. Written for JWP #23: The Lowest and Highest Form of Humour: Use a pun in your entry.

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    Not long ago, A princess went to Mt Ebott out of curiosity about the monsters that lived there peacefully. The princess then fell in love with a goat prince and went to meet secretly at the ruins where no one goes there. One day, the Princess fell ill and still went out to the castle just to meet the prince but the princess died when she arrived. The princess told to put her in a bed of golden flowers in the middle of their Village. The prince agreed and went outside the mountain and ran as fast as he could just so the princess can see the golden flowers as she close her eyes. But when the prince arrived and placed the princess, the villagers were shocked and thought that the goat monster killed her. Out of shock and anger, the villagers attacked the prince and killed him. The Kings from the two species and rulers declared a war against each other.

    15 Years later, The war is still active and Frisk, the second but only child always locked in her room for protection decided to leave her boring daily life and try out a new adventure. What would happen to her? What if she meets Sans, The Prince of the Underground? What if they fell inlove? Will it cause more war or peace? Find out!

    A 3 ship stories! [badsummary]

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    About ten years before they go on the Waverider, Len and Mick get married and find out about one of the lesser-discussed perks of a married life.

    (Prequel to The Habits of Married Couples)

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    Amid a universe swirling with chaos and misfortune, there is always a single moment that changes everything. Sometimes for better or worse. Light bursting in the dark, lightning splitting through dark clouds to strike the ground, waves crashing, volcanoes erupting, the first rainfall of spring and the first snowflakes adorning the grass in winter.
    Or in this case the first time a pair of green eyes meets gray, bronze skin against ivory, and the beating of two hearts as one.
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    Ereri drabbles and one shots from tumblr mostly. Some related, some not. Also some polyships bc why not. Lots of AUs bc I'm always au trash.

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    Being a teenager and trying to figure out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you. Thankfully,Eren's parents are understanding enough with him.
    But it is not the same for everyone.

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    Of course you'd end up with a monster when that's totally not cool. It's not like you could help it. It'd be nice to get over that seeing as your life has been real hell since, wouldn't it? Something special making you stay despite this? Must be nice living with a jealous boyfriend that you're totally not allowed to have.

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    Their newborn daughter is perfect and beautiful and so very, very dead.

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    “So Dorian, about last night...”

    “Euugh.” Dorian groaned, trying to remind his knees that he needed them to continue to support his weight in order to remain upright; and he did need to remain upright, no matter how much a part of him wished he could melt into the cobbles in order to avoid this. “Discretion isn't your thing is it?”

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    We've all heard the banter, but just what were Dorian and Bull thinking in that moment? Why did Bull bring it up where others could over hear? Why didn't Dorian shut him down or deny it? These were the questions I simply felt must be explored and here is my interpretation of the events in question.

    Part two of my 'Doing the Forbidden' series. Reading part one first – highly recommended

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    Two days ago, you said goodbye to your best friend. Yesterday, you lost your job with no prior notice. And then today, you had a fight with your mom. So that’s your day today. Lonely, fighting with your mom, jobless. Perfect Day for a drink or two, right? What's that on TV about monsters?

    You didn't expect the monsters to accept that application for a social media job you sent them while you were drunk. Now you've suddenly moved to Ebott and spend your days hanging out with monsters, documenting your weird new life, and marvelling at how different monsters and humans can be - and how similar.

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    You and your little bro got kicked out of your apartment. Your new monster friend helped you find a place. Now you live with skeleton brothers. Not until a successful breakthrough, you now live with multiple skeleton brothers from different alternate universes until they find a way to get back home. An arduous task it is.

    Alternate Title: Alternate versions of the skele-bros are taking over your universe because Sans can't keep his freaking curiosity to himself.

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    A series of mostly-unrelated drabbles centered on Cisco Ramon | Vibe.

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    An ''accident'' leaves you with only a mysterious new friend and a lot of fear for your child's safety. You go throught hell both mentally and physiqually to make sure what you hold dear is safe again. What do you know, maybe you'll find new friends and even more on this hellish journey of yours. Lets hope so.

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    Imagine a group of friends.
    Now imagine a group of friends with Skype and time to kill

    If you're imagining the right thing, then you're imagining Meme Hell.

    Would you like some refreshments?

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    Looking for a younger sibling that has vanished for five years is hard enough. Finding them adopted by a large group of monsters and now unable to talk is even harder. Living with two of those monsters and finding one of them is to curious for his own good is the hardest part of all! What else could possibly happen... oh yeah, A SMACK TALKING FLOWER THAT YOU TAKE CARE OF TWICE A WEEK! How did Frisk ever live with this?

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    Ignoring the numbness, stunning her brain.
    Forgetting the bloodshed, spilling like rain.
    Madness a cancer.
    Sadness a plague.
    Nightmares and voices come to drive them insane.

     

    ͚̬̦͊ͨ͐ͥ͒̿ͭ̏D̜̥̹ͬͪͫ͗ͣ̌̎̏ị̟̦̻̳̄̆̑͋́ͫ̌d̦͖͙͎̮̍̍͆̇̃ ̹͍̻͙̙͙ͯ̽̎͌͌͂ͤ͂y̬̟̻̼̣ͯ̄͒ŏ̞̦̥̯̲̪̼͎̅́͛̚u̗̣̾ ̘͚͍̮̘̉̒ͅr̰̬͇̙̻̖̠̓̍ȅ͓̱̼͙͖̝̪̲̚ͅả͈̙͉̻̀̅̈́̀ͅl̠͙̫̳̾͌ͯ̑ͥ̉l͇̹͚̘͛̆͌̊ÿ͖̫̲̬͙̹̭͚́ͦ ̖̖̺͕̪͓̈̇͗t͔̮̩͉ͬͮ̄̋̇̅h̙̣̍͊͂̽͋i̪͔̞̲͕̐ͣͩͩ̽n͈͕̱̔k̮͚͎͐̽͂̃ͪ

    (o°_°o)

    Ḭ̟͔̹̓̓͐̑̄ͪͫt͕͓ͭ̽̉̇ ͈̪̞̤̲̠͋͐̇w͍̞͍̑ͥͧ͒̉͑a̠̜̜̩̤̞̯̖̿̿͌̍s̘̼͆͋ͩͬ̚ ͚̺̞̘̜͎̃̃̒̾́̚o̪͙͊̔̆ͬͩ͊̂͂́v̤̞̱̪̏͊ė̜̰̝̤̑̒ͩ̍͆͂r̺̐̈͋̓͋ͤ͌̓?̺̮͙̼͎̲̓̏̾̓̅ͩ͂ͩ

    Sans and Frisk lived a thousand anguished lifetimes before they'd even hit puberty and finally found the peace and happiness they had long fought for...
    But history forgotten, is history doomed to repeat.

    How far would you go, to protect the ones you love?

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    As a cousin of Gabrielle and Fleur Delacour, Hermione studied in France. Because Hermione never went to Hogwarts, things changed. Some people who died now live and others who lived are dead. Now a new evil stalks Britain as children disappear from their homes. Harry and Hermione meet for the first time, finding themselves in the middle of the mystery as they struggle to trust each other and protect the ones they love. Will Hermione’s mysterious past prove the key to save them all? Or will it lead to their destruction?

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    You're a happy person. You always like to look on the bright side of things.

    On your way home from work, you get completely drenched by pouring rain. You decide to hide in a nearby apartment building, but the lady at the welcome desk keeps giving you a very unwelcoming look. That just means you have to buzz one of the rooms, right? Then you'll appear as though you belong there! Your outgoing attitude combined with your ceaseless positivism leads you to press a button labelled 402. A few puns later, the stranger on the other end warms up to you, and the two of you talk until the rain dies down.

    Maybe the rain isn't so bad.

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