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    Sans froze. Wait, what? Mettaton, HERE? Why was HE coming HERE?! Papyrus knew he didn’t like Mettaton. He didn’t know why but he never asked, and for that Sans was grateful. But why in the underground would he come here? Everyone knew that Snowdin was practically just a snow filled wasteland that humans seem to come from. Besides the small town there was nothing here, and  nothing in the town was really that noteworthy. Could Mettaton even survive in the cold? No, no he couldn’t, Sans had been over his mechanics. There was no way that that useless hunk of scrap metal could survive the extreme cold of Snowdin, and right before the blizzard season? Did Mettaton have a death wish? Sans didn’t think so, and that left only one option, that meant that he was coming here to meet with someone . . .

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    I'm sorry my updates take a really long time! But I hope you enjoy reading this anyway!

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    Flark.

    There were two of them.

    Well, OK, this wasn’t that bad, actually. There was probably a totally reasonable explanation that (hopefully) didn’t involve clones, skrulls, or life model decoys.

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    Two days ago, you said goodbye to your best friend. Yesterday, you lost your job with no prior notice. And then today, you had a fight with your mom. So that’s your day today. Lonely, fighting with your mom, jobless. Perfect Day for a drink or two, right? What's that on TV about monsters?

    You didn't expect the monsters to accept that application for a social media job you sent them while you were drunk. Now you've suddenly moved to Ebott and spend your days hanging out with monsters, documenting your weird new life, and marvelling at how different monsters and humans can be - and how similar.

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    A collection of one shots where, instead of Veronica, the Heather's decided to make JD their new project and take on the astronomical task of making JD not only an actual functioning human being, but a well-liked functional human being. They were not prepared for this. And frankly, neither was I.
    Other wise known as "Popular JD AU"

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    Chloe plots a sly plan to convince Adrien she is the real Ladybug, while our favorite super duo starts to worry someone might recognize their secret identities because of a Ladybug-themed costume party, thrown specifically in order to challenge post-akumatization trauma of Ms. Bustier’s students.
    Bad puns included.

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    "You should see Nick try and do the laundry. Now, that’s a major blunder!"

    In which Phoenix does laundry, and it's a disaster.

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    A bunch of random one shots of Nico, because despite being the most popular character, he still deserves more appreciation.

    (Accepting prompts via comment or via kik. My kik: sunlightbender)

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    25 April: Added Chapter 47. Steven recovers from paralysis.

    Zazpiak Bat. The Seven are One.

    This is the motto of the Boiseko Battle Etxea, a Battle Maison-style Pokemon institution that is scheduled to open in Boise, Idaho in May 2017. The representatives of seven cities - four in Idaho, and three from elsewhere - must work together in order for the opening event to be successful.

    However, the task is easier said than done. When Wallace and Steven Stone defend Sootopolis’ sacred sites from a pilfering anthropology professor, they found themselves to be the most hated men in Boise. Can Lillie, her brother, and her friends stop the mob before it is too late?

    This work, which originally was supposed to have fun slice-of-life tales, ended up having a plot, so I decided to run with it. Since each chapter will have a different focus character, this work will be in third person. Please check back often for updates!

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    Life happens, for better or worse. Oneshot collection, individual warnings and summaries inside.
    Now: Manuel only wanted to climb higher than Tomás.

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    This is kind of a one-shot collection? It's like a one-shot collection with actual stories mixed in? I don't even know. All the skelecest ahead. If a chapter needs warnings, I will have them at the top.

    My update schedule is to update something every day, and it's almost always this, so near-daily updates.

    Feat. Dumb Titles (hell yeah)

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    You're just an ordinary college student...with terrible secrets that could be life-threatening...the least of which is that you're a masochist...but when you find solace in a house of skeleton monsters, your secrets aren't safe for long. How long until the truth comes out? How long until you snap? Or they do?
    Your skeletons aren't in your closet anymore...they're all over the house!
    Reader perspective, the "Reader" character is female.
    Inspired by "Six Skeletons and a Maid" by RaccoonSinQueen

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    Welcome to West River High, where a rag-tag group of high schoolers make up the completely student-run Drama Club. Led by their fearless and obsessive director Lara and her assistant director Monica, this year's cast is putting on a production of Hamilton, with a genderbended twist. Follow the cast of the West River High Drama Club's production of Hamilton through their ups, downs, and everything in betweens!

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    You got a new job at a hotel and some strange visitors show up to make your work a living hell, but not everything is as bad as it seems.

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    Follows on from the events of my fanfic 'For The Job.'

    fiction

    I don't own these characters

    I make no money from this work

    Unfinished until I remove this 'unfinished' note

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    Some people are used to being invisible, never being noticed. That's how Tabatha lived, as nothing more than a passing face in the crowd, meaning nothing to those she saw every day. But Papyrus just couldn't understand why such an intriguing human could stand going unseen. (Eventual Papyrus x OC because there aren't enough of those fics in the world. Slow burn)

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    A collection of the Flash's Rogues at their finest. Chapters will range from fluffy to smutty.

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    See Cosmo, the Collector's Dog. What does Cosmo see?

    Speak, Cosmo. Speak!

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    Underlost Losttale a Brokentale Series. A little girl follows two friendly skeletons into a new world were she ends up getting lost. She falls into the underground right before Frisk can fully reset, stopping Chara's rain over the underground. Taking Frisk's reset ability, the little girl wonders through her new world. Capturing Flowey on the way, she must face countless monsters who wish nothing more then to kill her for her soul. With Frisk's spirt aiding her on her journey.

     

    Not good with summaries...sorry...

     

    IMAGE ADDED!!
    Full with COLOR! whoo!

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    "Then there isn't anything to worry about, right?"
    After all, Undertale was just a massive program. Things changed all the time.
    "Perhaps conventionally. But..." He looked disconcerted. "Something was added."

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    You had made your decision.
    You would sacrifice yourself to SAVE the world.

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