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    Despite his best efforts, Kaworu just can’t seem to get Shinji to smile for him. He’s about to rectify that. He hopes.

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    Thor returns to Asgard with his brother in chains. Loki doesn't seem to have much to say for himself, but Thor makes up for him.

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    While his friends may not have realized that Kurt was home alone while Burt was in a coma, the hospital did. A phone call to Burt's listed next of kin brings to Lima, Ohio Kurt's cousin, Harry Potter. Lima won't know what's hit it.

    AU from Grilled Cheesus. No Magic.

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    4/?
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    Five names Stiles has been called (and one time someone got it right).

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    3640
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    Miko wants to go shopping! And Wolfram discovers something called a Megamall, much to Yuuri's dismay.

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    ‘Gwen-‘

    ‘Please,’ she said, breathless, ‘I knead you now, please.’

    Bread wafered with desire as she slid her hand down his bottom and stroke him slowly.

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    It's the end of "Chosen." Spike is burning up in the Hellmouth, and Buffy's holding on to his hand, unable to let him go without telling him... except Spike has something to tell her, too. It concerns her mother, and a promise Spike made to her way back in season 2.

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    Sherlock, John, and The Alters are intoroduced to a strange mute girl who's only possession in the whole world is a King James Bible.

    How can something so innocuous lead to a terrifying adventure in the wilds of Ireland, to a cave of notorious family of robber murderers, and the ghastly secret generations of the same family have kept to themselves?

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    1909
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    Not all promotions make life better, as Dr Emilie Dûvalle finds out shortly after becoming the Head of Medical of New Folsom Penitentiary's Maximum Security Sector. It is a bleak and lonely place, surrounded by people that see her job as a waste of time and credits. Yet even in a place as unwelcoming as New Folsom, a smile and a laugh may be found where they are not sought.

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    The state of a person's clothing can tell you a lot about someone.

    Part 1: John Watson's belt keeps coming undone by itself. Really, it's only trying to help.

    Part 2: The only cockblockers worse than Sherlock Holmes are his shirt buttons.

    Part 3: The story of one hat's quest to reunite with the man it was destined for.

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    i play as myself in the Expendable's world.
    i'm not after the usual, just figuring out whether i fit where everyone else seems to belong or if i'm cut out for Man's Work.

    *Special Mention: Miles Tails Power (STAILS565) for giving me the idea (Chapter 2 of her 'Expendables Facebook Chat' series)

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    River is being "helpful", this should be interesting...

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    2/?
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    After Bilbo abuses Fili's swords, Fili decides that he should be the one to teach the little hobbit the proper way to handle a sword.

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    Roger enjoys being the one doing the pinning and mounting.

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    In which Ricky puts his mouth to good use, and we meet Pau.

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    Yet more studying for Archie’s Lieutenant’s exam.

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    In which everyone has maxed out their geek credit card. At some point it also rains.

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    Fed up with his life at Asgard, Loki decides to strike out on his own, posing as a mortal. He then meets the 15-year old Tony Stark.

    A Loki-centric fic. Thorki in later chapters.

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    3/?
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    Late-bloomer Sam finally gets her first Omega heat after years of assuming she's a Beta. Since she's on her own in a restaurant at the time, things get a little...messy.

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    "He who would pun would pick a pocket, sir"

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