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    Yuuri Katsuki's alter ego was nothing like him. Eros was flexible, silent, confident, seductive, a master thief. Nobody would suspect him to be the allusive charming criminal. Not a single soul.

    Viktor Nikiforov was the best spy in the agency. He was a charming fellow- a playboy at heart. One of the top Agents in the CIA, he was riding on his high of life.

    It was a game of lies. It was a game of lust. It was never supposed to be a game of love. But someone unexpected changed all that; the enemy.

    {Introducing my Spy AU where the bad guy and good guy fall in love with each other, yet play cat and mouse with one another not knowing their alter egos! Otabek's a DJ, Phichit's a hacker, Yuri's a rookie spy, and the entire world depends on these goofs getting their act together.}

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    Frisk finally succeeded on her mission and freed the underground for good. After resetting one last time and thanks to her new boyfriend Sans’ help, she was able to bring everyone to a happy ending. At least that’s what she hoped. Truth is, the outside world is harsh and humans have different opinions when it comes to monsters. Plus, dark thoughts haunt both their minds as they try to grow up in this world… the return of an old enemy, the pressure trying to earn human’s acceptance, their own forgotten past... The couple is faced with new challenges that will thoroughly test their bond.
    Will they finally get the chance to be happy? Will they find that happiness together or will this journey take them separate ways? Will their souls' bond persist under constant pressure and exposure?

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    Two days ago, you said goodbye to your best friend. Yesterday, you lost your job with no prior notice. And then today, you had a fight with your mom. So that’s your day today. Lonely, fighting with your mom, jobless. Perfect Day for a drink or two, right? What's that on TV about monsters?

    You didn't expect the monsters to accept that application for a social media job you sent them while you were drunk. Now you've suddenly moved to Ebott and spend your days hanging out with monsters, documenting your weird new life, and marvelling at how different monsters and humans can be - and how similar.

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    Dean was a barista at the hospital coffee shop. Today was Castiel's first day working as a physician in the emergency room at the same hospital.

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    “-And the club’s haunted! The last two girls who were in it mysteriously disappeared. So why, of all clubs, do you want to reinstate this one?”

    Twenty years after Renko meets Maribel again (albeit not quite), the two return to the outside world for a short visit. While they're there, they encounter something quite peculiar- someone wants to give the Sealing Club another chance.

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    “Tell me then. Would you rather be with the one you love, or be with the one who loves you?”

    “The one I love, obviously.”

    Namjoon turns his hands over at that.

    “There’s your answer then.”

    He shakes his head, wishing things were as simple as choosing between two people.

    “The choice is not mine to make, Namjoon. Yoongi doesn’t necessarily want me. And Taehyung deserves better than being a second choice.”

    Namjoon’s hard look is matched only by his sharper words.

    “So why are you still sleeping with both?”

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    Some people are used to being invisible, never being noticed. That's how Tabatha lived, as nothing more than a passing face in the crowd, meaning nothing to those she saw every day. But Papyrus just couldn't understand why such an intriguing human could stand going unseen. (Eventual Papyrus x OC because there aren't enough of those fics in the world. Slow burn)

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    Mae Trevelyan is a confident and fierce leader who sometimes makes really selfish decisions.

    Cullen is a man fighting his addiction and demons while falling madly in love with the Inquisitor.

    And Alistair is not the young sheltered boy that we all know and love but a strong, more experienced Grey Warden who fights for what's right and also fights for Mae's heart.

    This is their tale and all the drama that ensues.

     

    |updates on Saturdays|

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    He's not happy about it. Not one bit. But he doesn't really have a choice.
    "If it helps," she said, "you can always blab and get thrown in prison."
    Don't tempt me.

    Frisk is a detective, and he's recently stumbled on some rather... interesting evidence. And her name, is Chara Dreemurr. You know, the king and queen's daughter. The prince's sibling. The brutal murderer. Although, he was the only one who knew about that last one.

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    When he walks out of the building, there’s a sign propped up next to a table outside it. There’s some fine print, and there’s one sentence with a big enough font that he can read it from where he’s standing.

    ‘COME GET YOUR HUGS.’ That’s what it says, and Castiel wonders what kind of a person is behind this. Perhaps it’s someone who genuinely cares about others, and wants them to feel loved through free hugs. Or maybe it’s just someone who needs to do this as part of a project, and doesn’t give two shits about people.

    Wouldn’t hurt to check it out, right?

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    25 March: Added Chapter 36. Steven and his family prepare for Syringa Starters, the university Pokemon-themed recruitment day. Lillie sees Kiawe on campus; he wanted to apply to to the university's dance program.

    Zazpiak Bat. The Seven are One.

    This is the motto of the Boiseko Battle Etxea, a Battle Maison-style Pokemon institution that is scheduled to open in Boise, Idaho in May 2017. The representatives of seven cities - four in Idaho, and three from elsewhere - must work together in order for the opening event to be successful.

    However, the task is easier said than done. When Wallace and Steven Stone defend Sootopolis’ sacred sites from a pilfering anthropology professor, they found themselves to be the most hated men in Boise. Can Lillie, her brother, and her friends stop the mob before it is too late?

    This work, which originally was supposed to have fun slice-of-life tales, ended up having a plot, so I decided to run with it. Since each chapter will have a different focus character, this work will be in third person. Please check back often for updates!

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    Reader makes new friends at the store while purchasing her groceries. Soon she will realized that her life will change extremely with some surprises, big and small.

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    When Harry and Holly are rescued by kind half-giant and enrolled into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft they learn not just about their past but also their future. Read about how they learn to play Quidditch, find love, battle beasts, and go up against their nightmares.

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    It had all started with a simple pun. Really, Prompto should have paid more attention.
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    A story about active volcanoes, noodles, very large eggs, terrible puns and even more terrible punishments.

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    drabbles pulled from bigger projects. see links in notes for full stories. (so far, only chapters 2, 5, 6, 7, & 11 have complete stories.)

    (title from "좋아요 [pt. 1 & pt. 2]" by bts)

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    Melora Trevelyan always believed her magic a curse, resigned to a quiet, boring life as an imprisoned Circle mage. And for years, the Iron Bull found an uncomplicated purpose within the rigid order of the Qun. But when the sky rips apart and their paths intersect, they find both their lives full of dangers, choices, and desires beyond anything they ever expected. Melora trusts in the Maker and her friends when she must reluctantly lead the Inquisition in this fight for which she is completely unprepared. With Andraste's mark in her left hand and the Iron Bull at her right, the challenges they face and the bond they forge will change them both - but into what?

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    Just your average memey haikyuu chatfic. The tags speak for themselves.

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    A.Schuy. -   WELCOME BACK TO
    A.Schuy. - THE "COLLEGE CAMPUS SQUAD ™ "  GROUP CHAT…….
    A.Schuy. – Today’s 1st order of business: Alexander’s inability to eat real meals.
    A.Ham. - WHEATIES IS A REAL MEAL ANGLEA

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    A multi- chapter Hamilton textfic because I'm uncreative and want to join the cool kids.

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    Mick stumbles upon a video that Lisa has posted.

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    Every single living being - human or monster - has a distinct soul song.

    Since you were young, you have always been able to hear these songs. As you grew up, you built your life around your ability. Building yourself a career in music, you soon became well known due to your ability to 'create' music that perfectly fits the person the song is based off of. While you listened to these songs that seemed to flow out of the people around you, you were unaware of just what you were hearing until monsters came to the surface.

    Once the existence of souls was announced, you were forced to realize you were turning the entirety of a person's soul into music. Learning that souls were seen as something personal to monsters, you became fearful of playing your music around monsters. You didn't want to accidentally insult an entire species by turning their souls into music. Once you accidentally play a monster's soul song for the first time, you end up with a gig at Grillby's.

    It's at that bar that you meet a wonderful gang of monsters as well as a particular skeleton who seems pretty curious about your abilities.

    Of course, there's a chance that some may plan to abuse your talent for their own personal gain...

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