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    Louis knows he's gay, though he hasn't had his first kiss yet. On his eighteenth birthday he meets Mr. Styles, his new chemistry teacher who has a few lessons designed just for him. Mr. Horan as the soccer coach and gym teacher, Liam as his best friend, Zayn as 'hot sales boy', and a special appearance by Lexie.

    Basically half smut daddy kink fic plus Harry's lame jokes, Louis' sass, and (my attempt at) a dramatic and suspenseful plot. A bonus side serving of Ziam. PLEASE don't read this if you're innocent!

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    Neutral ending time, folks! Queen Toriel has returned to rule, but things are never smooth for a new ruler, especially when times are grim. Conflicting ideologies threaten to tear apart the Underground... and at the heart of it sits the royal scientist, staggering under the weight of her secrets.

    Things may go in unexpected directions, so if you want to enjoy this story to the fullest, I suggest not reading the tags.

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    Your name is unimportant. Your job is nonexistent, really. And your (ex)roommate just kicked you out in the middle of a surprisingly cold November night. But whatever. You don't care. You'll be fine.

    Keep telling yourself that as you freeze to death, idiot.

    But you'll be fine, for one reason! Two, actually. Two people - monsters really - who just so happen to have the same names as some fonts you know of? You stay with them instead, just to get back on your feet, and a single question rises to your mind.

    What the hell is keeping you here?

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    Everyone thinks that a world in where magic exist should be happy and nothing will possibly hurt. Wrong. They're painfully wrong and all the people in the Karasuno guild can agree with that. Nothing can be happy in those conditions.
    But about that last point, everyone in Karasuno can disagree. And not without reasons.

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    A series of one shots of our favorite Hetalia characters and more. This story well involve blood, gore, cannibalism, and more. So sorry for bad summary, if this gets discontinued it'll be obvious why. There well be light humor from the obvious. All of these are one shots which means there well be a small chance of these turning into actual stories. If tusk actually gets any reads I'll be surprised for sure.

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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

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    Mae Trevelyan finds herself between the sheets of the Commander and the arms of a certain Grey Warden.

    This couldn't possibly end well could it?

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    The Doctor is trapped by an avalanche, and Jamie is less than impressed by his reaction to being rescued.

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    Many, many years ago, humans and monsters went to war.

    The monsters lost.

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    It's been a hundred years, maybe even further if you comprehended the time in this empty house, how long have you stayed in solitary confinement anyway?

    It's been a hundred years since you were cursed during that fateful night, your older sibling left you rather quickly in an attempt to make a dreadful escape to the mountain. Was it abandonment? You never gave up hope for them to return to you, since you were the only human they didn't despise but loved, you once called yourself a disgusting freak.

    It has been too long. While your hope grew, your hate for humans grew as well, your parents cursed you out of spite when they left, it was then those years later when you saw them again, but with monsters by their side. Perhaps it would be a hopeful future for them.

    You just want to see your sibling again, and you'll stop at nothing. The thing is, is the underground prepared for you?

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    On your feet,

    there's work to do and a long day to do it.

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    25 Feb: Added Chapter 16 and 17. Normandy helps to bring Steven to safety. She and her Pidgey then attempt to find Weston, Hau, and Trey. Hau, Trey, and Metagross break out Weston. Gladion remarks about having to be saved by a Pokemon trainer who only owns a weak Pidgey.

    Zazpiak Bat. The Seven are One.

    This is the motto of the Boiseko Battle Etxea, a Battle Maison-style Pokemon institution that is scheduled to open in Boise, Idaho in May 2017. The representatives of seven cities - four in Idaho, and three from elsewhere - must work together in order for the opening event to be successful.

    However, the task is easier said than done. When Wallace and Steven Stone defend Sootopolis’ sacred sites from a pilfering anthropology professor, they found themselves to be the most hated men in Boise. Can Lillie, her brother, and her friends stop the mob before it is too late?

    This work, which originally was supposed to have fun slice-of-life tales, ended up having a plot, so I decided to run with it. Since each chapter will have a different focus character, this work will be in third person. Please check back often for updates!

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    After closing the rift, the Inquisitor lets her hair down and gets hammered with the Iron Bull. Then Corypheus attacks. Let the struggle to survive and remained standing begin.

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    The smell hit him head on when he walked into the store with Vaughn. He wasn't expecting any scent this powerful to hit him head on like a train full of cinnamon and apple wood. What made it worse was that it was easy to spot the source of it. The smell came from the greeter of the small store. An omega who stood tall and proud in his uniform despite his lower class. He hadn't looked like any omega Rhys had seen before. He was tall, strong-

    "Are you gonna keep staring at me all day princess? If so, fuck off!"

    -And incredibly pissed.

    "Bro! Do you know who that is?!" Vaughn hissed from behind him, feebly trying to keep out of the view of the omega. "That's Jack! He's extremely violent, especially to Alphas. Stay away from him, he's dangerous."

    But how could Rhys? Jack had the most amazing smell in the world, and he wanted him badly.

    (Multi-chapter fic. Don't be fooled. There will be more chapters.)

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    Yuuri is the most beautiful person in the world, but like all stories he thinks differently. He is a somphmore in Ice Castle High and he is a complete loner. Heck, no one even knows he exists. His anxiety, shyness, and lack of confidence gets in the way of his happiness, but that all changes when a certain silver haired junior finds him. Yuuri finds himself bombarded by admirers and suitors in awe of his beauty (how do you end a summary ~(^~^)~ umm). Just read it please

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    Jillian Holtzmann was never very good at keeping friends.
    Erin Gilbert had one friend and a past that would haunt anyone, literally.
    Patty Tolan really just wants her life to be normal.
    Abby Yates wants to help, but has no idea where to even start.
    Cosima Niehaus is trying not to blow anything up at her new school.
    Sarah Manning honestly is just here for the ride.

    Newton High has officially created a science club worthy of the attention of six girls who come together to not only save each other, but also make some really cool shit.

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    Bad decisions, bad decisions, bad decisions, bad decisions, you chant in your head but it wasn’t often you got a moment to yourself. Not when you had a kid brother at home to take care of. Really, you should have known better than to do this, especially when you were on the clock. But it had been 15 weeks since you’d last seen a cock, let alone touched one. And smuppets could only do so much for you anymore… That is how you find yourself in a lonely bathroom stall with your childhood puppet propped on the back of the toilet watching you with its lifeless yet somehow expressive eyes.

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    Puns I find for Chat Noir

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    Determination to do anything. Even defy Death.
    Bravery so strong that you can suck the courage out of everyone else. Leaving only fear
    Justice so strong that the will to do what you think is right is pushed onto others.
    Kindness so pure that just your smile can get anyone to do anything for you.
    Integrity so grand that you can get anyone to tell the truth. Will just a look.
    Patience to wait for eons. Never aging a day.
    Perseverance so strong that you can change your body at will just to get what you want.

     

    There has always been seven traits…

    What if there was one more?

    And what happens when you can control the color of your soul at will?

     

    "These are some interesting results. What do you two think?”

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    Two days ago, you said goodbye to your best friend. Yesterday, you lost your job with no prior notice. And then today, you had a fight with your mom. So that’s your day today. Lonely, fighting with your mom, jobless. Perfect Day for a drink or two, right? What's that on TV about monsters?

    You didn't expect the monsters to accept that application for a social media job you sent them while you were drunk. Now you've suddenly moved to Ebott and spend your days hanging out with monsters, documenting your weird new life, and marvelling at how different monsters and humans can be - and how similar.

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