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    Everyone has his or her own kind of happy endings, no matter who you are. Well, it's the same for demons too. Elizabeth's older sister believed to be dead, unexpectedly and suddenly ended up appearing at the Phantomhive manor, four years after her 'death'. Who knew she was destined to be with a demon?

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    It was a soft love, like standing in sunlight. He could feel himself melting into it, lazy as he took it all in. He was lost in him. The kind of lost that's exactly like being found. And he didn't want to leave.

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    After years of daydreaming Eren and his best friend Armin finally move away from their tiny hometown, to pursue their careers in the big city. Their first celebratory night out leads them to a mysterious night club in an alleyway, the members of which will cause as much turbulence in Eren's life, as the brunet will bring into theirs. Everything Eren knows about himself slowly starts to change as his past and future dangerously collide.

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    You're a happy person. You always like to look on the bright side of things.

    On your way home from work, you get completely drenched by pouring rain. You decide to hide in a nearby apartment building, but the lady at the welcome desk keeps giving you a very unwelcoming look. That just means you have to buzz one of the rooms, right? Then you'll appear as though you belong there! Your outgoing attitude combined with your ceaseless positivism leads you to press a button labelled 402. A few puns later, the stranger on the other end warms up to you, and the two of you talk until the rain dies down.

    Maybe the rain isn't so bad.

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    Juri navigates his position in a broader world now in the shadow of his brother's career and it spurs his curiosity about a few things.

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    Welp... you fell down. Into a cave. With monsters. Mean monsters. The all want to kill you, but the problem is... they can't. Being a vampire does have it's perks, but it can also be a problem when you need to bite someone with blood and everyone around you is made of magic. Hopefully you'll get out in time, or those monsters will finally get that final soul. Not to mention, the monster you currently have captured and strapped to your back has been threatening to murder you from the get go and hasn't proved helpful at all... Well... maybe he can be helpful... actually... hes kinda cute... in his own way

    And his neck is looking tastier by the day...

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    Strung up; they are meaningless.
    Forced to dance; they are powerless.
    Obedient; they are helpless.

    They mustn't cower.
    They mustn't fear.
    The clock's confident chime will let them hear the diminishing power.
    They will stand, they will not fall down.
    They will learn how to walk, one step at a time.
    Fractured souls will piece themselves back together, growing stronger than ever before. They do not have LOVE, but they have love.
    They are not your toys.

    They are NOT YOUR PUPPETS!

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    An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.

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    /You stood there in shock, staring at the gunman. He had a blank look in his eyes. Like it was all routine. Like he was numb. You chuckled and choked on the blood building up in your lungs. It spit out of your mouth as you coughed and smiled at him, shakily bringing your hands up and clapping. Your chest throbbed. Your lungs burned as it drowned in blood from the open bullet wound.
    He stared at you blankly. His gun still pointed at you.
    You collapsed as everything went black.
    As everything disappeared./

    Book 1: "Guns and Ammo" chapters 1-52
    Book 2: "White and Black Keys" chapters 53-????

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    Follow the wacky antics of Beacon's foremost team of ass-kickers as they realize that they're all in love with each other.

    Followed by many more wacky antics.

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    Underlost Losttale a Brokentale Series. A little girl follows two friendly skeletons into a new world were she ends up getting lost. She falls into the underground right before Frisk/you can fully reset, stopping Chara's rain over the underground. Taking your reset ability, the little girl wonders through her new world. Capturing Flowey on the way, she must face countless monsters who wish nothing more then to kill her for her soul. With your spirt aiding her on her journey.

     

    Also follow Core, Ink, and Error as they traverse different au's in search of the missing little human.

    Chapter 1-43: (Losttale) Bonbon's adventure in the underground
    Chapter 44-? :(Underlost) Jasper's mission to rescue his missing sister.
     

    Not good with summaries...sorry...

     

    IMAGE ADDED!!
    Full with COLOR! whoo!

    vampricdoll.tumbler.com bonbonandjasper.tumbler.com

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    A collection of the Flash's Rogues at their finest. Chapters will range from fluffy to smutty.

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    A purely self-indulgent fluff fic featuring an introverted reader. There shall be smut in the final chapter.

    Essentially, Reader meets the Rat at a training session and they hit it off. Relationship ensues.

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    When the skele bros from Underfell arrive in the Undertale universe Papyrus makes it his mission to save Underfell Papyrus (Edge) from his wicked (and abusive) ways or die trying! Probably the latter. But he won't give up! Everyone can be a good person if they just try, right?

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    Two days ago, you said goodbye to your best friend. Yesterday, you lost your job with no prior notice. And then today, you had a fight with your mom. So that’s your day today. Lonely, fighting with your mom, jobless. Perfect Day for a drink or two, right? What's that on TV about monsters?

    You didn't expect the monsters to accept that application for a social media job you sent them while you were drunk. Now you've suddenly moved to Ebott and spend your days hanging out with monsters, documenting your weird new life, and marvelling at how different monsters and humans can be - and how similar.

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    Pixelator takes a photo of Chat Noir. It doesn't end up like either of them expect.

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    A compilation of one-shots, mostly Papyrus-centric, focusing on the (platonic) relationships between characters and their thoughts on the world.

    Warnings in each chapter, some will be more light-hearted than others.

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    Your name is MEENAH PEIXES. Today you are 6 SWEEPS OLD, which, for convenient reference, is equivalent to about 13 YEARS.

    YEARS are a measurement of time from a planet called EARTH. EARTH, also for convenient reference, does not yet exist, and it will not for eons. Someday it will be important, mostly because YOU help bring about both its BEGINNING and its END.

    In the meantime, though, you are YOUNG, SASSY, and convinced you are going to CHANGE THE UNIVERSE.

    ----

    A rebellious alien princess runs away and is stranded on the moon. There, she finds the code to a video game that will both change everything and not change anything. (You can blame time shenanigans for that paradox.) She sends it to a friend back home-a prophet, a powerful psionic, and the only person who has figured out how to effectively cheat at skateboarding to date. They start a chain of events that cannot be stopped.

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    “Hyung, I want to ride you. Want to ride your cock. Please.”

    He nods again, sliding himself out wordlessly, and laying down on his back so Jungkook could climb onto his lap. Out of all the ways they fuck, Jin absolutely loves it when Jungkook rides him, because the boy rides with purpose.

    Already, his cock is fully buried inside Jungkook, and he places his hands on Jungkook’s thighs, obsessed with the way the muscles release and contract with each bump and grind. Jungkook’s leaning back, lifting his hips up and down as his cock drips precome all over Jin’s torso. Jin knows Jungkook’s an exhibitionist in bed, eager to be seen, aching to be objectified.

    “Hyung, I love your cock, love it when you let me use you like this.”

    He grips Jungkook’s thighs, garnering his attention, and he locks gazes with Jungkook whose round eyes grow even rounder at the shift in the air.

    “Fuck me like the whore you are, princess.”

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    From unlucky street artist to winner of a honeymoon, to bride of a gangster, to victim of a kidnapping - and back to a bride of a gangster and then going to said honeymoon with her new groom and his partner who - of course - is also a gangster.

    "Most people would have spread that out over more than one day", her favorite author used to say - and she can't help but agree.

    Well. At least she now has access to a platinum credit card and can go shopping big style. Or, at least, that's what she had planned. Because soon enough, she discovers something far more interesting than the myriads of shopping centers in Par Vollen...

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