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    Because I can't seem to write anything non-Ultra Magnus or Minimus related at the moment XD

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    70/?
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    Behold! A "Save Goatbro" poem. With profuse apologies to Shakespeare, Yeats, Dr. Seuss, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and probably many others.

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    Small things i write in my poetry class.

    Some are good, some a bit less, all were written with heart though.

    Vague mentions of relationships, but no main pairing.

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    279
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    3/?
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    Just for fun: a collection of silly limericks about Kirk and Spock doing it. Enjoy!

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    Not fandom related. My own crap poetry that I had to post in some kind of public forum. Just needed to get it off my chest haha :) please no hate, I know it's shit

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    How to restore a world

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    Musing on the goods and the bads of predictability.

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    A small (non-rhyming) poem Phil wrote about Dan.

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    Herobrine likes schooling noobs on all kinds of fun activities. Especially silly Steves who pick fights with their betters and don't listen to their friends.

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    92/?
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    48
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    I put my hand in his & suddenly everything he touches is branded with his name.

    (steve rogers writes poetry)

    Series
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    English
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    460
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    1/1
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    2
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    7
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    My attempt at poetry, and I failed at it.

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    English
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    44
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    Persephone-centric poem.

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    Foreword from General Hux –

    Thank-you for your lack of spirit as my stormtroopers presented you this book at blasterpoint free of charge.

    You WILL enjoy our motivational and philosophical poems otherwise we will mark you to be part of the loathsome resistance!
    All will bow down to the First Order!

    Important Note: It is mandatory for all First Order staff and soldiers to read this standard issue poetry book! Random testing will be conducted to ensure key quotes are memorised. Those who fail will be disciplined and / or terminated.

    Language:
    English
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    282
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Fourteen can be a special number for your average teenager. For Jonathan Crane and Sherri Squires it can mean a multitude of things...

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    Short poem dramatizing the pilot, "Màné"

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    Tyler's drowning.

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    The fate of a beach, as told by the sky.

    /Originally written at age 13 for a Humanities creative piece on the dangers of pollution.
    Huh. The first poem piece I unearthed from this USB.
    See series notes as to why this even exists./

    Series
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    English
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    No excuse, beyond a love of the original poem. And Chewie. Chewie rocks.

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    English
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    Comment fic. Based on someone's description of a character's backstory in a novel I have not read (Spoilers for North Face) in an online discussion.

    In honour of National Poetry Day

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    English
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    303
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    13
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    Phil's memory has gone and flown the coop, and Dan is left to deal with the wreckage.

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    English
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    106
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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    5
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    1
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    100

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