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    No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl.

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    English
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    1,654
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    13
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    3
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    93
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    Trev and Cassandra getting together. With tropes. And academics. Please suspend disbelief for the duration.

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    English
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    36,536
    Chapters:
    10/10
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    209
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    145
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    20
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    2102
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    After accidentally ending up in a poetry reading, Anders catches the attention of his old Patron Bragi, who offers him a chance at what Anders truly wants:

    Life.

    For him, and for his vampire lover, Mitchell.

    Suddenly, Anders is in Asgard with two weeks to get golden apples from the garden of the gods.

    Language:
    English
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    8,381
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    411
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    What do you do when you get exactly what you wanted but you know that it isn’t real, and cannot last? Remus isn’t sure how his sanity will survive waiting for the love potion Sirius accidentally drank to wear off. Sirius is not making it easy for him.

    Language:
    English
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    12,568
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    540
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    he is life – between rage and despair,
    he’s the only breathing thing around you

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    English
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    151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    25
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    Because I can't seem to write anything non-Ultra Magnus or Minimus related at the moment XD

    Language:
    English
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    63,956
    Chapters:
    71/?
    Comments:
    887
    Kudos:
    552
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    16167
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    Poetry Without Plot

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    English
    Words:
    215
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Inches close, galaxies apart —They've been missing each other every lifetime. Will this be their last?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    235
    Chapters:
    1/7
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    32
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    Elijah nervously tries to confess his love to Gertrud through the art of poetry.

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    English
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    794
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    16
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    Sorey's cute attempts at writing Mikleo poetry.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    320
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    176
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    A deal's a deal, 'till the end of time, but terms and conditions may change. So when a teenager is offered their body back, in exchange for babysitting a spellbook?...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    833
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
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    79
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    Herobrine likes schooling noobs on all kinds of fun activities. Especially silly Steves who pick fights with their betters and don't listen to their friends.

    Language:
    English
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    178,076
    Chapters:
    93/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    6445
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    “He was flirting with you by the way,” Niall says casually once he’s finished saying goodbye to Louis and he’s joined Harry outside.

     

    “No he wasn’t,” Harry replies automatically, feeling his heart clench at the thought. Was he?

    Niall simply raises a mocking eyebrow in response before wrapping his scarf twice around his neck.

    “Not that it matters!” Harry says quickly, eyes widening. “I wouldn’t care even if he did because he’s awful and the worst.”

    Everyone at Hogwarts knows that Professor Styles and Professor Tomlinson absolutely despise each other. It's too bad that they're in love.

    Language:
    English
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    5,642
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    341
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    82
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    4843
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    I found these on my desk while cleaning up and thought I's share my amusement with anyone who cares to read it. I didn't edit any of these, just typed 'em up so you could see. Everyone goes through a poetry phase right? Well mine was a little darker then the average kids, just so you know.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    298
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    1
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    6
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    [Some of my fellow IRC chatters gave me prompts for three-sentence ficlets, which of course ended up containing way more than three sentences, syntactically speaking -- consider yourself warned for liberal use of semicolons and dashes. Rating G to M.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,753
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    A potion is circling the school leaving everyone it infects unable to hide their true emotions. Facades are unveiled and boundaries are crossed. An unlikely group of students pair together to solve this mystery.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,726
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    2824
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    In which Kevin thinks too much and goes about his morning.

    Language:
    English
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    467
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    38
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    Past Lives! Sea creature Rin and land dwelling Sousuke and the mishaps traps of their love. Short one-shot experimental language and formatting, whole lotta angst and fluff.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    767
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    61
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    the pills havent started working yet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    121
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    I hate Boba Fett so much that I wrote a poem about him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    85
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    39

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