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    A series of writing prompts I've been (inactively) working on since June 3rd, 2016. Genres/ratings vary, though a fair share are raunchy and/or crude. A select few prompts will have aspects of certain books, TV shows, or movies, hence their tagging in the fandom category.

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    102/365
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    12
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    A small drabble about Barba and how he feels about the cases he and the SVU team deal with.

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    Keith,
    I didn’t think I was a furry
    Until I met you.
    So, you maybe wanna date
    And eat some food goo?
    (By the way I sort of love you)
    -Lance

    Lance wants to confess to Keith through a poem. He's not a very good poet.

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    English
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    1/1
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    4
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    55
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    2
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    Gray could not imagine what in the world he had ever done in this or all of his past lives to have karma come slap him like this. He was, overall, a good guy. He had done nothing to deserve this invasion of his privacy, nor did he need any help with his love life. Everything was just fine the way it was, and adding in one Lyon Vastia to the mix wasn't going to end well.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    18
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    50
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    4
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    815
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    Short poems from the perspectives of Az, Nesta, and Cass.

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    English
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    434
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    3/3
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    A collection of random poems based on J. K. Rowling's Wizarding World.

    Irregular updates.

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    English
    Words:
    330
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    182
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    Post S5. Il est vivant. S'il y a une blague là-dessous, Dean la cherche encore.

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    Français
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    10
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    1/1
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    English
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    227
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    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    4
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    Inspired by a simply yum-worthy photo shared in the 00Q FB group today. I should have been grading essays, but the plot bunny that came from this simply would not stop hopping 'round my desk.

    I'm not a poet by any stretch of the imagination, so the verse below ... well, consume at your own risk. :)

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    95
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    15
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    "Talk Less, Disappear More."

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    English
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    427
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    1/1
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    A series of old and odd poems I wrote a long time ago. Posted here, just because.

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    English
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    1,147
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    3
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    13
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    English
    Words:
    55
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    I would like to thank every movie
    Where a college girl with dyed hair and smeared mascara weaves her sadness into sexuality.

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    English
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    208
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    There's a parabolic story

    But it's boring

    And it ends how you'd expect

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    English
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    358
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    I would walk to my end if it meant seeing you again

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    I get bored sometimes and this happens- everything is my own work, a lot of it feels empty to me but I write out my 'best' works and they're going up here now in case anyone ever had any suggestions for improvement.

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    English
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    1,183
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    I was watching Wonder Woman (the fight scene) and thought of this. Enjoy, hate, I don't really care. Comment your opinion.

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    English
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    152
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
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    2
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    37
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    I am Kylo Ren. I am a tortured and sensitive soul, wrecked and ruined by my mother's politics, my uncle's mysticism and my father's inveterate laddishness. When I was younger I tried to write poetry to express these things but my pain is too great for mere poetry. So I became a mass murderer, just like Grandfather. That showed 'em. I do still express my painful pain by writing poetry.

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    English
    Words:
    25,092
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    754
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1700
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    Solas decides to ambush Rosalea with a bit of flirting. Spinning poems for her ears, all he wants is one thing.

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    English
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    425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    Enemies close on all sides, and the Kogane Clan struggles to stay alive in Warring States era Nippon. Akira Kogane and a samurai from his past, Shirogane Takashi, may be the last hope for their clan against the ever encroaching Unmei. As they train together and battle together, Akira and Shirogane cannot help but acknowledge the bond between them. (aka, overwrought samurai AU)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,713
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    315

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