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    Quick poem about Murphy's life

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    English
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    1/1
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    5
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    The stories are all the same, anyway, he thinks: tales about the old gods, tales about when the People lived forever, tales about Lavellan’s flight from the Dales, tales about when elves lived in cities.

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    An exploration of Dalish folklore and how Lavellan's relationship with the People's stories has changed through his life, with a particular emphasis on fixing some VERY ANNOYING plot elements tied to those stories. SPOILERS FOR THE ENDGAME OF DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION, especially in later chapters (when they are posted).

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    5
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    15
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    1
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    Arthur is a master of wooing...if one defines master as ‘a complete and utter tragedy’. Somehow Merlin doesn’t seem to mind all that much.

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    English
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    5,452
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    22
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    178
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    26
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    1312
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    Post-Red Saber's ending in CCC.

    During their honeymoon, Saber offers up a love poem to Hakuno. This being Red Saber, it's...beyond compare (and beyond good taste).

    Language:
    English
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    917
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    1
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    80
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    5 times James failed in asking Lily out and the only time he needed to succeed.

    He had taken bludgers on the Quidditch pitch, had been beaten senseless by his best friend once a month, had carried a bag filled with homework to the bursting point. He had been on the business end of Tripping Jinxes, had faced a solid month of detention, had been attacked by a tree. But she was the only thing that had ever successfully swayed him.

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    English
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    11,570
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    96
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    another sad prose poem about being in love with the best friend that only wants to fuck you.

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    English
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    458
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
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    263
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    For the prompt "constantly trying to one-up each other at our favorite coffee-shop’s every-other-weekly poetry slam" AU

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    English
    Words:
    1,193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    755
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    One day Sam will stop taking Gabriel's seemingly off-hand comments as such, but until then, the hunter thinks he can handle whatever the angel dishes out.

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    English
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    904
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    17
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    169
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    The Sun loves The Moon

    Language:
    English
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    101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    1
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    127
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    Jean misses Marco.

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    English
    Words:
    180
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    57
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    English
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    287
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    13
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    I'm not a writer, it's short too short but I wanted to try

    Language:
    English
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    79
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    Golden rambling seeping through my pores. Make it famous or kill me. EIther way I'll be happy (dead).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    493
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    Spike is not William, he's bloody sure about that. But some of William's habits are hard to give up. Especially pouring his heart out in bloody awful poetry.

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    English
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    1,311
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    100
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    More original poetry from me, another "empowering" piece...

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    English
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    98
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    Another contribution to a Hallowe'en challenge, that one with the theme, "Drown Darcy Dead."

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    English
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    280
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    1/1
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    38
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    For a prompt fill: Saemus/Ashaad, baking a cake

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    English
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    127
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    51
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    a collection of poetry or just mindless things i've written over the past years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    676
    Chapters:
    15/15
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    Blair is Jim's weakness, and, though it's so very obvious, they can't let anyone have even more leverage on Jim. Thus, they hide their affection.

    "Callused fingers brush across my own.
    A quick reminder,
    You’re mine, Chief..."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    183
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
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    53
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    Language:
    English
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    399
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    47

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