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    Stiles woos Derek with his amazing poetic prowess at a New York City Subway station.

    Or, in which Stiles was a dumbass who wrote ridiculous(ly awful) haikus, and Derek was the dumbass who liked them.

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    4,764
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    1134
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    Poems (good, bad, messed up, disturbing, and/or silly) from across the league.

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    57
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    102
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    A letter from Sam to Dean.

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    80
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    93
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    Assorted drabbles that didn't seem to fit anywhere else. Also the odd Evil AU or two.

    Words:
    1,017
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    4
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    Assorted drabbles and ficlets pertaining to the Rohirrim.

    Words:
    2,285
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Kudos:
    5
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    Drabbles and ficlets pertaining to Faramir, Éowyn, the settlement of Émyn Arnen, and the reconstruction of Ithilien in the years following the Ring War.

    Words:
    8,274
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Drabbles and Ficlets concerning the members of the Fellowship as they journey from Rivendell onward.

    Words:
    2,778
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Kudos:
    2
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    Sherlock tries out a new coping method.

    Words:
    1,157
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
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    335
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    A reflection on Kise Ryouta and Aomine Daiki.

    Words:
    228
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
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    161
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    “Roses are red,

    Violets aren’t blue, they’re fucking purple,

    This place is neat,

    Let me buy you a Slurpee.”

    Stiles finishes and looks pointedly at Derek. “They don’t make avocado Slurpees.”

    “I’m filing for fake divorce,” Derek decides.

    Words:
    6,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    885
    Bookmarks:
    189
    Hits:
    9527
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    Poetry fragments from the Journals of both the consulting detective Sherlock Holmes and that of his partner Doctor/Captain John Watson.

    It may be believed that neither of these men were particularly poetical, and that is to a certain extent true. However, John Watson appears to have had a somewhat lyrical bent that he hid well, and it seems that this may have triggered a somewhat reciprocal tendency in his Holmes.

    These poems have been removed from the context of the entries in which they were found, but some of the additional text may be rendered as we receive approval from their estate.

    Words:
    174
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    79
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    A poem of Ray's thoughts about wanting Bodie.

    Words:
    418
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    33
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    In Hithlum, Fingon receives the first of many Dwarf-made gifts.

    Words:
    633
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
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    76
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    The long years apart: TA 3001-3018

     

    “How do you bear it, Mag?” he asked softly.

     

    “Bear what, dear heart?” she replied, though she knew full well what he meant.

     

    “The loneliness. To be parted from the one you love; by death, or by duty, or by the way of the world.”

     

    Not a traditional chaptered story, but a collection of drabbles, ficlets, and vignettes arranged in roughly chronological order, from the years TA 3001 to 3018.

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    27,738
    Chapters:
    68/68
    Kudos:
    3
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    Dean writes poems. Neither Dean or I are very good at writing poems.
    Various ships and various poems.

    Words:
    1,379
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    316
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    NEW CHAPTER UP 2014-03-17
    NEW CHAPTER UP 2014-03-18

    Tamo Pamarado and Valda Mishnov have won essay contests about the Cetagandan Wars, each writing from her own side.
    (An Offering of Reflections on the Ninth Satrapy War, by Tamo Pamarado, or, How We Whupped 'Em by Valda Mishnov)

    They are now commanded to write a short series of letters to each other. The Emperors Fletchir Giaja and Gregor Vorbarra want to see lessening of tensions, so they are trying small steps by ordinary people.

    Now they've just pissed off 12 year old girls.

    Words:
    3,685
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    258
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    Grantaire and Enjolras are roommates at prep school. Grantaire has feelings for Enjolras that he finally expresses through a poetry assignment in English class. Loosely based on Dead Poets Society.

    Series
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    1,915
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    365
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    Arthur wants to woo Merlin(includes some of the crappiest poetry you will ever read so be warned)

    Series
    Words:
    1,956
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    559
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    Homework lessons about the First Cetagandan War, from both sides. By 12 year old girls with a lot of other things on their minds.

    Words:
    3,963
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    340
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    It is loneliness that binds our hands together, a feeble fire in winter that connects our gazes in one. It is a straw we grab upon drowning. [Slight AU - immortality themed]

    Words:
    3,548
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    346

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