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    What did Severus Snape really think of Slughorn's Christmas party?

    I'm sure I meant to do some sort of sensible script for this but somewhere along the way it mutated into bad poetry. Hope you enjoy.

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    A poem written on a bad mental health day in an attempt to vent. Mentions of self-harm and blood but ends on a positive note.

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    You know E. Brown and F. Brown and Columbo and Fletcher, Poirot and Beckett and Clouseau and Spencer . . . but do you recall the most famous detective of all?

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    Zen finally got the part he's been waiting for! And you two celebrate... With dinner!
    But things get heated during script rehearsal if you know what I mean ;)

    [Commissioned by my good buddy pal Kim. ILY Kim... :^)c MC is her custom MC, Lucerna, but this is still written in second person POV for good viewing pleasure!]

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    In which Merlin listens to a lot of music, drinks coffee and writes bad poetry. Oh and falls in love with Arthur.

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    Hamilton writes to Eliza

    (It's a very short poem)

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    just writing what strange things i think of in my anxiety induced dreams

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    Viktor notices Yuuri is getting stressed with upcoming competitions and decided to see if a relaxing night out is just the help he needs.
    Idea I have that Viktor really likes poetry but sucks at it.
    Pre-episode 7
    Teen for safety cause I'm overaly safe

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    Dean stumbles upon a book in Castiel's room. Because he's nosy, he decides to take a look. If only he knew that opening that book - Castiel's diary - would change the way he saw their friendship. He learns things about Castiel that he thought he would never know. After reading the contents he decides to help Castiel adjust to being human. And hopefully figure out along the way that he's an idiot hopelessly in love with his best friend. Or maybe his emotional constipation, won't allow it. Working through those feelings is going to take some time. Just hopefully Cas doesn't catch him with the book. Forgiveness isn't always easy to accomplish with these boys.

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    8/?
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    Shitty little poems I wrote. I'm not good at writing poetry. I do lengthy fics that never seem to end, but I don't do poetry.

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    After a disastrous first meeting, cynical, misanthropic magazine editor Bucky Barnes is mortified to learn that Steve Rogers has been assigned as his temporary assistant to help with his work load. Enter Steve Rogers, the not-at-all-hipster art critic and shitty-poetry-aficionado.

    Bucky has Steve as his assistant for one month before he starts a new job in another part of the magazine. Can he convince Steve, and himself, that there's more to him than the bitter, coffee-soaked outer shell everyone else sees?

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    15/?
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    This is set in the same universe as a high fantasy/medieval RP that Danchou and I made up together last summer, in which Erwin is a king and Levi is his champion knight, the protector of his kingdom if you will. They have a secret relationship despite Erwin being married to Marie, and they've known each other since childhood. In this fic, they're somewhere about 13/14, Erwin's still a prince, Levi's still a squire, they're already desperately in love.

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    I wanted more than anything to stay that way with you, under the sky.

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    31 terrible kylux haikus inspired by a combination of the huxloween and kinktober prompts.

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    A series of old and odd poems I wrote a long time ago. Posted here, just because.

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    9/?
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    A Collection of poems and poetry by me; form and theme varies. Usually an interpretation of Greek, Roman, or Egyptian myths.

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    2/?
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    The Ballad Of Mulder and Scully a.k.a. The letter Scully found slipped under her door on their wedding day

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    [OPEN REQUEST]

    A collection of poem whose lyric and characterization came from every single of D-Kikan characters (and another non D-Kikan members as well, you may request freely!). Written mostly in English and Bahasa Indonesia.

    HOW TO REQUEST :
    1. Offer your pairing and/or names
    2. Also put type of genre do you wish
    3. [OPTIONAL] You may give details as well, like, a scene of spring, etc.

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    ((Skellington/Frankenstein AU)) Arthur's been reincarnated in the 18th century when magic is still something punishable by death. But something's wrong, Merlin is no where to be found upon the once and future kings return. Kilgharrah, who has been bound into a human form, takes it upon himself to bring back the powerful sorcerer. In a twist of destiny, Arthur and Merlin meet before Kilgharrah's work is finished.

    Thank you so much to Whimyscatcher for the beautiful art piece all those months ago, here is the fic we promised in return. Just in time for Halloween too! Here is the link to the art!
    http://whimsycatcher.tumblr.com/post/141683381838

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