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    Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Éowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as I mock everything that always happens to Faramir and Éowyn in terrible fanfiction.

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    English
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    1,809
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    1/14
    Kudos:
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    I can't write songs, darling, and I can't write poems, and I can't right wrongs.

    (A spoken word-type poem from Jake's perspective.)

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    36
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    my first one. A song/poem from Sephiroth to Genesis.

    Language:
    English
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    65
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A broken ballerina, who was never really such at all.

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    239
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    A poem about the many different kinds of love between Valir.

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    English
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    192
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    1/1
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    So it's the summer and I've given myself a challenge. Twenty-five (mostly) McKirk ficlets, all under 500 1000 words, inspired by a fluffy bingo card and a song.

    Crossposting on tumblr.

    Language:
    English
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    6,866
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    724
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    Haiku summaries of various "Jonny Quest: The Real Adventures" episodes.

    Written back in '99 when I was a freshman in high school.

    Language:
    English
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    215
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Maedhros gets a painful knock on the head, and learns something about Fingon.

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    The Hale-McCall pack continues to grow.

    This story begins 5 months after the conclusion of "Something Borrowed, Something Blue ... and Two Pink Lines" and covers a time-span of four years.

    Also, Jackson takes over Stiles' title as Jedi Master of Unfortunate Baby Names.

    Series
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    English
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    82,396
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    221
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    6069
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    A freeform poem about Makoto and Haruka's relationship.

    Language:
    English
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    108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    61
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    A poem about Arthur's last moments with Merlin from his own point of view.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    207
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    71
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    Ichigo's soul often speaks the words from her heart. She just has to listen. A Fem!Ichigo drabble collection.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,501
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    255
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    Emperor Gregor Vorbarra and Emperor Fletchir Giaja want to improve relationships between Barrayar and Cetaganda.

    NEW CHAPTERS 8, 9, and 10 UP 6/29/2014
    This combines two previous works. "Offerings of letters" Tamo Pamarado and Valda Mishnov has been added to the end of "Offerings of Reflections--Tamo and Valda," and then new material begins after chapter 6.

    Language:
    English
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    11,793
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    853
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    Words from a distressed mother to a premature son.

    Series
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    English
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    141
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    A teeny, tiny little rap from our favorite, powder-blue soldier/AI-program/ghost/sniper-guy-dude-person. Yeah.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    182
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    25
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    a collection of poetry or just mindless things i've written over the past years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    511
    Chapters:
    12/12
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    8
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    Some weird almost-poetry I've had sitting in my Docs for over a month.

    Language:
    English
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    119
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    34
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    Just a thing I wrote instead of writing my wedding vows. Now I can go do that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
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    9
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    John has something to say on the subject of girl's names.

    Language:
    English
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    241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    236
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    Substitute your own fandom, ships and characters; I think everyone can relate to wanting someone not to accept their faults but actually love them for it.

    (You're going to have to forgive me for using some pronouns and gender-indicative descriptions but I think we'll all agree that (insert character name here) and "he/she" kinda disrupt the flow of a piece and that you all have sufficient imagination to make it work without me prompting you.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    9

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