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    Sometimes, criminals of London
    (The notorious underbelly
    Of the wondrous city
    Who cut, killed, destroyed
    Lives,
    Because
    Why not?)
    Were too quiet
    (Or too stupid
    Or too dull
    Or too weak
    And called themselves in.)
    These times could
    Be categorized into three
    Types of days.

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    A series of writing prompts I've been (inactively) working on since June 3rd, 2016. Genres/ratings vary, though a fair share are raunchy and/or crude. A select few prompts will have aspects of certain books, TV shows, or movies, hence their tagging in the fandom category.

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    "I wrote you a poem," said Scorpius unexpectedly.

    Albus blinked in surprise. "What? Where is it? Can I read it?"

    "I memorised it," said Scorpius. "I wanted to say it for you under the stars, on that balmy spring evening I was hoping for."

    "Say it anyway," Albus urged. "I want to hear it."

    Scorpius disengaged himself from the folds of Albus's cloak and stepped back. "It's not very good," he warned.

    Albus smiled, amused. "I don't care. It will still be the best poem anyone has ever written for me."

    "It's an acrostic," Scorpius explained. "Each line starts with a letter of your name."

    "Nerd." Albus grinned. "Go on."

    Scorpius took a deep breath, and clasped his hands together as he declaimed...

    PODFIC ADDED 21 OCTOBER 2017

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    I heard it was a ten hour drive from Atlanta to Miami...

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    A small drabble about Barba and how he feels about the cases he and the SVU team deal with.

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    Keith,
    I didn’t think I was a furry
    Until I met you.
    So, you maybe wanna date
    And eat some food goo?
    (By the way I sort of love you)
    -Lance

    Lance wants to confess to Keith through a poem. He's not a very good poet.

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    Gray could not imagine what in the world he had ever done in this or all of his past lives to have karma come slap him like this. He was, overall, a good guy. He had done nothing to deserve this invasion of his privacy, nor did he need any help with his love life. Everything was just fine the way it was, and adding in one Lyon Vastia to the mix wasn't going to end well.

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    13/?
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    Short poems from the perspectives of Az, Nesta, and Cass.

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    A collection of random poems based on J. K. Rowling's Wizarding World.

    Irregular updates.

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    4/?
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    Post S5. Il est vivant. S'il y a une blague là-dessous, Dean la cherche encore.

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    Français
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    Inspired by a simply yum-worthy photo shared in the 00Q FB group today. I should have been grading essays, but the plot bunny that came from this simply would not stop hopping 'round my desk.

    I'm not a poet by any stretch of the imagination, so the verse below ... well, consume at your own risk. :)

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    "Talk Less, Disappear More."

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    A series of old and odd poems I wrote a long time ago. Posted here, just because.

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    11/?
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    I would like to thank every movie
    Where a college girl with dyed hair and smeared mascara weaves her sadness into sexuality.

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    There's a parabolic story

    But it's boring

    And it ends how you'd expect

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    I would walk to my end if it meant seeing you again

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    I get bored sometimes and this happens- everything is my own work, a lot of it feels empty to me but I write out my 'best' works and they're going up here now in case anyone ever had any suggestions for improvement.

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    English
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    1,183
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    11/?
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    I was watching Wonder Woman (the fight scene) and thought of this. Enjoy, hate, I don't really care. Comment your opinion.

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