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Sometimes it's hard to sleep after a hard day in Sundermount or the Deep Roads.
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Everyone else can write amazing sonnets, beautiful poetry, truly gifted verse.
All I can manage is a few miserably bad limericks.
Read at your own risk.
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Sometimes running an Empire gets to be a bit much.
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A Most Secret Transcript of a Recording Made, and Promptly Deleted by Imperial Order, on the One-Year Anniversary of the Death of Viceroy Count Aral Vorkosigan
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Wesley Stickler's job at the Sunshine Coliseum gives him the opportunity - and, accidentally, the incentive - to act upon his deepest, darkest urge... to steal the Gavinners' panties.
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For you, dear Countess, a limerick Suitably Earnest yet Clumsy. (Lucky Aral Vorkosigan) by salable_mystic for Ekaterinn
Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
6 Jan 2012
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Aral has never been someone to shirk away from a challenge ...
You *really* need to have read "Eight Words for Disrespectful" for this to make any sense whatsoever.
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- Part 4 of (Deleted) Scenes from Chaos Colony
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- 78
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer: An Episode Guide in Limerick Form by periru3, Tafadhali
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
30 Dec 2011
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A limerick an episode for BtVS, being written as my sister and I work our way (slowly) through a rewatch.
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- Part 3 of The Bloody Awful Poetry Series
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Irreverent limericks for all our favorite Harry Potter characters. Thus far, just the Trio, but more to come.
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- Part 4 of The Bloody Awful Poetry Series
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- 91
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"Matt sits, hunched over. One hand still touches the photograph on the screen, the other scratching and crossing ideas of a song out on the notepad balanced on his knee."
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Thoughts not acted on. Yet?
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- Part 1 of Future Hope, Past Regret
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- 54
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John adopts a dog ; accidentally acquires a poetry habit.
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Do you know the bedtime storybook called "Go the Fuck to Sleep"? Yeah, that one! WELL, UH. So this fic is exactly what you're thinking.
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From the kmeme: So Hawke keeps a diary right? I would love to see her writing some bad, bad love poetry in it.
Dedicated to Fenris or Anders please!
Bonus points for Isabela or Varric reading it.
Originally I thought this would be perfect for Nineteen!Hawke, but it seems obvious now that this is TornTrouser!Hawke.
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- Part 4 of Torn Trousers
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Somewhat irreverent limericks for many major Buffy characters. And Andrew.
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- Part 2 of The Bloody Awful Poetry Series
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A limerick apiece for the Doctor and several of his companions. Warnings for abuse of parentheses, hot Pond on Pond action, and implications that sharks wouldn't sleep with Jack Harkness. Assume spoilers through series 6.
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- Part 1 of The Bloody Awful Poetry Series
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- 273
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Jack and Sam Dr. Seuss Porn by campylobacter, shakespherical
Stargate SG-1, DR. SEUSS - Works
13 May 2011
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shakespherical was SO inspired by some gawdawful Sam/Jack fanfiction campylobacter rec'ed to her, that she dropped Jack & Sam into "Green Eggs & Ham". campy added Daniel, Teal'c, and astrophysics.
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14 drabbles on Cazaril and Betriz.
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The early days of these Light Warriors should probably not be immortalized in song.
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A Valentine's Day gift exchange doesn't go as planned.
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Wizard poets are vanishingly rare.
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