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    Summary

    Herobrine likes schooling noobs on all kinds of fun activities. Especially silly Steves who pick fights with their betters and don't listen to their friends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    167,237
    Chapters:
    87/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    4926
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    A haiku that tells the story of two lovers who escape from Starkiller Base. From the moment he saved him, Poe knew that he had found his soul mate. It was destiny.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    27
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    Frank is a boy. Frank knows he's a boy. It's so clear in his mind that it hurts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,135
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    110
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    Summary

    This sucks, but I tried.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    6
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    February 7, 1979

    Sirius is called away on for training, but don't worry, he left a series of surprises for his boyfriend at home.

    ‘Look on the door!’ said the hot pink sticky note.

    Remus frowned and turned around. There was another note stuck to the back of the door.

    ‘Remus is hard to rhyme, so Moony you’ll be this whole time. Get ready for fun, don’t you dare run, I solemnly swear this will (probably) turn out fine.’

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,195
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    209
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    February 5, 1979

    It was too quiet yesterday. Remus's suspicions are confirmed when he receives a candy gram at work from his boyfriend, of his boyfriend... and his backup dancers.

    Sirius Black stood in the middle of the shop, sporting a posh overcoat, frills, and a pair of old fashioned tights that fit him all too well.

    He smirked. Then opened his mouth and started to sing a familiar tune.

    “You are my moonshine—”

    “Oh hell.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    866
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    204
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    Poetry is the language of love – obviously.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    219
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    Ray writes nursery rhymes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    55
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    And she spoke her name like it wasn’t her own. (4)
    And it made him smile and it made him fear.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    194
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    13
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    Just a little poetry I wrote about Fen'harel's betrayal. It's short, and a villanelle, and definitely not perfect. But I'm happy with it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    4
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    Poetry fill based on that issue wherein the Avengers find a capsicle and bring him home to New York.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    114
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    Sherlock thinks he's very bohemian, smoking cigarettes and wearing patchouli oil and writing poetry in the attic. In truth he's just your average seventeen year old, not showering enough and being hit particularly hard by his continued path through puberty.

    John is getting his masters in literature. He's the TA for comparative literature and yearns for romance. Romance has other plans, plans that require him to go without for at least ten more years. Plans that put in front of him the exact man he'll finally fall in love with, but in boy form.

    When Sherlock happens to see John reading poetry at a coffee shop he is immediately smitten. John holds him at arm's length because he's a bloody child.

    How will ten years and miles apart change that view, and will John be able to understand how he's fallen in love with someone he doesn't ever get to see?

    Stay tuned for puberty hi jinx and the passing of time to find out. And yes, there will be love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,173
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1633
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    France doesn't like green or English people. But when we're talking about England, his England, the whole world changes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,118
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    117
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    Summary

    Smol collection of short poetry for a few femslash ships.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    424
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    23
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    ick Fury just wants everyone to bunk down for the night, that's all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    123
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    December 25, 1978
    6:30 a.m.

    Sirius decides an early start is best for everyone. He also decides that Remus needs to work for his presents.

    “Padfoot? Is it safe to come out?” Remus stepped out of the fireplace slowly.

    There was a note on the ground in front of him.

    ‘A whistle, a whirl, a boil: this will reward your toil’

    “What the—” Remus glanced around once more for Sirius, but the Animagus was strangely absent, or at least suspiciously quiet. “A whistle… boil… the kettle?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,085
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    44
    Hits:
    374
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    Twas the day before Christmas and all through New York,
    Clint Barton was searching, followed by Matt Mur-dork.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    42
    Hits:
    450
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    Nux pulls himself out of death for another kiss from Capable. Coma's halved Axe is all he has left and Slit...could have faired better. Some of the luckier War Boys were spared death but the rest The Dag will plant with the seeds for the new world and among it all Toast is just trying to find a purpose amongst the shift in the air. The rest, well there's no telling really.

    I couldn't bear to accept that some of my favorite characters didn't make it. It's a fanciful tale that might make sense in some aspects and scream nonsense in others. We'll see I suppose.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,566
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    4007
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    One for each night, they share a sweet light... An advent-calendar-style Hannukah collection.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,210
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    266
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    *Title taken from her holiness , Adele.*
    (Griffin is a hopeless romantic (never seen before in this fandom) and pines over David.

    David is an oblivious idiot. Lucky for him, Millie is BAMF!)

    Millie , Griffin , and David all live peacefully together in Griffin's hous-ahem-lair.

    Millie and David aren't together ( no hard feelings) but have become the bestest of friends.

    When Griffin is out getting some take-away , Millie convinces David to join her in some snooping around.

    Needless to say , they do NOT expect to find poetry.

    About David.

    Written by Griffin.

    (SUPER BAD POETRY)
    (lol)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    893
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    36

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