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    “Fuck. What did I do yesterday?” he mumbles, hoping against hope Jimin doesn’t remember at least half of the shit that went down last night.

    “You cried on me on-and-off for a good half of the evening and then we got drunk and vandalised someone’s window. Also you told me you were gay for your best friend.” Jimin taps something on his phone and shoves the screen in Taehyung’s face. “And apparently we got the wrong window.”

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    2/?
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    5
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    Gray could not imagine what in the world he had ever done in this or all of his past lives to have karma come slap him like this. He was, overall, a good guy. He had done nothing to deserve this invasion of his privacy, nor did he need any help with his love life. Everything was just fine the way it was, and adding in one Lyon Vastia to the mix wasn't going to end well.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    6
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    24
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    1
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    From the author:
    Do you use cum or come in your explicit fics? This is the Question.

    From the podficcer:
    I was so so so drunk and thus am posting the entirety of my drunken attempts to read this crack...with the permission of the author, who is a lovely person. Go read her stuff!!!

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    English
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    50
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
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    1
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    20
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    Sirius Black died thinking that his brother was a Death Eater, evil (at least, to Sirius' mind). Regulus died doing something he thought would help redeem himself (to who? his brother?) but knowing that it would probably go unknown. They both meet up after death.
    This details what happened.
    (Poem form but can be read normally just written in broken lines)

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    565
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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    An alternate universe where hipster Dazai, and a salty barista Fyodor meet. Dazai is moving away from home, and discovers something he doesn't like. Now the two may end up being roommates.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    13
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    The Inquisitor is determined to make friends with Cassandra, and getting her drunk seems like the best way to do it. Poetry and hijinks ensue.

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    English
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    3,713
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    227
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    ... or at least, sings about wanting to. Beware of cringewothy ideas.
    Unfinished but probably never gonna be.
    This is what Deadpool sings about while swinging through the city.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    490
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    377
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    A 100-word, kinda OOC, kinda AU, kinda-romantic-undertones-but-nothing-really-happens, kinda fluffy drabble poem story thing.

    I was planning to publish this earlier, but it's still the 16th and I wanted this to be part of IFD17. Indulge me, why don't you?

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    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
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    41
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    Ginny hoped she would never see another singing valentine again, but, alas, the diaper-wearing, bewinged dwarves are back at Hogwarts, and Cupid's arrow is aimed right at her. One-shot.

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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    Tyler thinks in poetry. Josh is a barista with blue hair. There's just something so damn poetic about colored hair and strong coffee.

    (OR: little vignettes that probably don't make sense, but were fun to write)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    228
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    Various pairings+suicide! Very much an indulgent fic/poetry collection. I'm kind of a sadist. :3

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Nina cannot sing, so Inej convinces her to recite bad poetry instead. Nina takes it as the challenge it is and doesn't let Inej stop smiling and laughing the rest of the way to the Ice Court.

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    69
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    It was never his plan to suddenly be whisked into the fine arts department. It was his best friend’s mistake to assume that just because he knew his way around a computer that he knew everything about technology or anything with the word ‘tech’ in it.

    God, he hated theater.

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    1,244
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    An summation of how much I adore the titular movies, with special attention given to their close similarity to the books.

    Or, you know... not.

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    English
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    289
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    The nazis are dead,
    I killed them for you.

    aka Steve and Bucky have an ever evolving list of Valentine's Day traditions and writing bad poetry is just one of them.

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    English
    Words:
    1,230
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
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    381
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    32
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    "I wonder sometimes what has become of the little Haze girl . . ."

     

    A collection of poems from the perspective of Dolores Haze.

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    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    20
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    Just a cheesy love poem where the speaker doesn't know how poetry works, but yet still wants to show his love.

    (Won third place in poem contest. ^.^ See more info in notes after the poem)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    251
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    24
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    What happens when a twisted author combines clichéd stories, random humour, and illiterate nose loaves? Only insanity and the destruction of your brain cells. Not for the sane or anyone whose middle name is Beleg. (Sequel to High School Faculty in Drag.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,604
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    Tidbits from my own poetry diary. Poems should be somewhat vague and hopefully most people can relate to the text. Enjoy to your hearts content!

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    English
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    2,903
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    2
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    11
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    Chanyeol is a starving poet. Jongdae likes to pretend that he isn’t a fan, because it does no good to his street cred. After all, Chanyeol’s poetry is dire.
    (Who’s he kidding? Jongdae has no street cred anyway.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,638
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    339

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