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    Dean needs a little help learning a new language.

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    october drabble fest 2017

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    When Irene found out her two friends were leaving her to go to Japan for a scholarship as Foreign Exchange Students, she was devastated. Not long after, however, she found out that she was being given one of the same kind for the most ridiculous of reasons. Unsure as to what the Chairman was thinking when he gave her that, or if he ever thought at all, she found herself being dragged along as the loyal friend she was. However, when she and Skylar get separated from Eliza due to her being a Night Class student, things start to get a bit hectic.

    It gets even worse when they actually start interacting with the mysterious students, a simple mishap caused by a gust of wind knocking all the papers out of her hands. Accidents always happen, some good some bad, and as her friend constantly argues with the silver-haired prefect Irene is still trying to figure out if coming to Cross Academy was a mistake or not.

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    Where Chen and Xiumin tell how they met.

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    So this was written for the Shance 2017 Big Bang- a (not quite) superhero AU. Or, at least, the beginning of it. There could be a part two in the future, but for now *jazz hands* ta-da

    Art for the fic has been made by the wonderful Vegalocity and can be found @ http://vegalocity.tumblr.com/post/166553935303/these-are-my-entries-for-the-shance-big-bang

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    “Before I leave, I have to ask. How do you feel about marriage?”

    Alec’s face went from different types of reactions before it settled in deep thought.

    “Well, I think it’s a wonderful institution and I would gladly be a part of it with a man who is ready and committed to enjoy and share that life with me.”

    Magnus smiled again but this time big and bright.

    “Right. I will call you, Alec” Alec smiled softly and nodded and both of them parted ways.

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    Jimin is failing at maths and gets his friend Jungkook to find him a tutor; the younger does just that. However he goes for the worst person he could have ever picked to tutor Jimin: Min Yoongi. Min Yoongi, as in the Min Yoongi Jimin has been pining over for two years.

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    Seven and Yoosung find different ways to show each other their love.

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    An inside joke between Bill and Stan sort of escalates when Richie and Eddie get involved. Bev is just amused. And maybe a little bit concerned. Just a little though.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    The team goes to the mall again with Coran while Shiro and Allura stayed behind to guard the spaceship. Keith wasn't expecting to witness Lance failing to pick-up a girl and most definitely wasn't expecting himself to manage to pick-up a girl. A contact was given and Lance decides to have a little fun with Keith. From there, careless confessions were made.

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    After learning that he`is part Galra, Keith is told that he is capable of bearing children. Upon learning this Keith becomes more distant from Lance, only making Lance's desire to have him even stronger. Once Lance gets him to open up about his ability to bear children he grows an even stronger love for the black hair boy, leading to a long night of fun. A few months later, Keith discovers something growing inside of him and he realizes that he will soon have a new flesh and blood family.
    (Sorry for the bad summary!)

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    Shiro spends time with you before the Kerberos mission. His only regret? Telling you any pickup lines.

    [Takashi Shirogane | Reader].

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    A collection of Femslash Steven Universe stories. Various pairings. Mix of SFW and NSFW.

     

    There is a pretense when Yellow Pearl suggests they stretch. Before her hands are on Blue, she knows what will happen. She welcomes it.

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    An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.

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    Sara Ryder isn't prepared to be Pathfinder, and Liam Kosta is not an idiot. This is the story where one enthusiastic geek reminds the other that the unknown can be fun as well as scary. Deals with grief, families, overwhelming responsibility, impulsivity, misunderstandings, huge mistakes and the consequences thereof, and a Liam Kosta who probably, in our century, would have been diagnosed with ADHD.

    And for the record, that's just fine. He's perfect the way he is. This isn't about 'making him better'.

    Has all the spoilers, as well as extra scenes, because, as always, Bioware can't show everything.

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    Lotor has been Team Voltron for a phoeb and has taken an instant liking to Keith.

    Lance isn't happy about it.

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    Just a bunch of Hamilton drabbles. Enjoy!

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    Keith is having a bad day. Rather than trying (and failing) to make him talk about it, Allura and Lance revert to other ways to try lift his spirits and distract him a little. Namely, terrible flirting. They're good at that.

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    Pidge's Razor: When faced with competing possibilities, select the one which contains the most cliches and plan accordingly. Never attribute to evil that which can be explained by the universe laughing at you.

    "Name one thing, one thing that's happened to this team in the last month that you couldn't also find in a trashy dime store sci-fi paperback."

    "You're exaggerating."

    "We got together because you got bitten by a Love Bug."

    "That's..." Keith clears his throat and turns away to hide his flush. "That doesn't count."

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    Lila and her coworkers find the loud patient hilarious, until Lila is stuck with her care. Turns out, the patient is very attracted to Lila, and can't help but flirt with her, even under sedation.

    And well. Lila's a nurse, not cool, okay? It's not her fault she's too flustered to say anything.

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