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Despite his best efforts, Kaworu just can’t seem to get Shinji to smile for him. He’s about to rectify that. He hopes.
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If You Catch My Drift by pineapplessmell
Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types
8 May 2013
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When the debate team goes on a snow holiday, nothing will be straightforward.
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Написано на заявку кинк-феста "Стерек, космо ау, Стайлз не человек".
Стайлз - вьетнамский осьминог. Вы предупреждены. -
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Karkat tries beer without knowing how it will affect his alien body. Doesn't take much to make him inebriated, and as it would turn out he's kind of a flirtatious drunk.
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All the times River tried - and failed at - sexting with her Time Lord.
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Our boys are not always the great noble gods. Sometimes they are more like drunken frat boys. Also, a deviation into Loki's views on shape, sexuality, and baiting the All-Father.
We know that Loki is a shapeshifter and that, though born a jotun, he does not identify as such. So why should he identify as an As, either?
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- Part 3 of Before They Were Gods
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- 793
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 51
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Temporarily human Castiel, Dean, and Sam venture to the Pacific Northwest to deal with a monster. But more importantly, they get Dick's.
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She's got the best sister in the world.
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A series of short stories.
Based on events that may or may not happen in the future or have happened already.- Words:
- 10,658
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- 21/?
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In which being the very best is harder than one thinks, and the end of the world is nigh. [REPOST]
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- 27,010
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- 3/20
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Mori's Birthday, or: Ride the Pony by auroramcchicken
Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
29 Mar 2013
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Fun fact: Apparently surprise parties involve your guests listening to you having sex through the door. Originally written on 5/5/12. Still deciding if I want to write a third part. May also contain the only joke where it can be said, "It's funny because her mom's dead."
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- Part 1 of Birthdays
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- 911
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- 1/1
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The Prince Formerly Known as Loki by jaded_and_restless
Thor (Movies), The Avengers (2012)
18 Mar 2013
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Fed up with his life at Asgard, Loki decides to strike out on his own, posing as a mortal. He then meets the 15-year old Tony Stark.
A Loki-centric fic. Thorki in later chapters.
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"I think I just need a minute," Sam choked out, suddenly concerned about the implications of Artie in uniform and him performing to a bunch of people while not wearing pants.
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Aomine's a rapper, Midorima tries too hard, Kuroko plays along, Kise doesn't quite get it, Murasakibara doesn't care, and Akashi lets it all happen.
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Good Hair by zedonkulouslybashful for HarleyQuinnAddict
Dragon Age, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Those Who Speak
24 Feb 2013
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F!Surana, who has a crush on Sten, finds the qunari while his braids are undone. Sten's hair is kinda Doc Brown- / Don King-like and the Warden, having never seen it undone before, is...surprised. But her magical mishap doesn't stop them from having fluffy smexy times and eventually something more. Pairings: Sten/F!Surana, Fail!Zevran, and implied Alistair/Leliana. Rated M. NSFW.
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Pickled Red Herring by La Reine Noire (lareinenoire) for Gileonnen
Richard III - Shakespeare
10 Feb 2013
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It wasn't every day you found a corpse pickling in a wine barrel.
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Snape can't really be alive . . . can he? But why is someone with his face lurking about around a certain lollipop lady? When Harry and Draco discover the truth, it's possible their lives will never be the same again.
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Scott: Derek's gonna kill us
Stiles: U gonna do it or not?
Scott: bite me.
Stiles: who pressed your prissy wolf buttons this morning?
Scott: Shut up. Allison wants to kno if she can get balloons
In which Derek gets a surprise from the pack and fluffiness just eats everything else away. Plot? What plot? okay, so there's a little plot and only because Derek is a dumbass and Stiles is oblivious
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A Cowardly Lot by JoshSpaceCole
Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham Asylum (Video Games), Batman: The Animated Series
31 Jan 2013
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It was supposed to be a quiet night for the Joker's crew, but nothing stays quiet for long in Gotham City. Something's hunting these clowns, picking them off one by one, but even giant bats aren't quite as dangerous as the boss himself.
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John is an extreme sportsman and youtube cooking sensation but is tragically injured in the shoulder at the Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling. Sherlock, food critic and part time consulting detective, is investigating the death of one of the contestants. They meet and it's all downhill from there.
(Yes, it is as ridiculous as it sounds. A connected series of one-shots.)