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    “Ah Jesse. I believe you would want to know that Hanzo is currently outside the base. Waxing poetic at the moon.” the omnic laughed softly, though at what Jesse wasn't sure.

    “I um….He's what?”

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    1/?
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    Everyone wanted to go into the war, it was an oddly comforting feeling for Sans, even if he was going to die, it would still be senseless.

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    1/?
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    Have you ever wondered what the 2016 presidential race would be like if it were all set in one mess of a highschool? Probably not, but here you are.

    Welcome to Washingcoln High school, (or 'Prez High') where kids /will/ be kids, but there's a School Government presidency to be won!

    Barack Obama (aged fifteen) is a Sophomore at Washingcoln who got elected for Prez at the end of his Freshman year, along with his elder friend and vice, Joseph Biden. September marks the start of a new semester and a new school year - Obama's school year. However, a new student running for Barack's title has been causing some commotion and has become the talk of the school. As well as many others, two Freshmen have also decided to run, along with a dissatisfied brother of a certain someone, a preppy 12th-grader who knows her stuff, and last but not least - a quirky, democratic socialist.

    These eight students in particular are each certainly unique in their ways, but when push comes to shove, they come to realize they have more in common than they initially thought.

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    Chapters:
    47/?
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    157
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    174
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    4966
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    They meet on a damp Friday night at a restaurant on the high-rise lined hills of Hong Kong.

    From that moment forward, they're entangled.

     
    A rom-com Victuuri AU full of coincidences. Tags to be added!

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    English
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    7,400
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    689
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    Kihyun reall should learn to ignore when Hoseok taunts him.

    Or

    Kihyun works out with Wonho and wants to die. His reward is a blowjob.

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    2,254
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    261
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    When Harry and Holly are rescued by kind half-giant and enrolled into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft they learn not just about their past but also their future. Read about how they learn to play Quidditch, find love, battle beasts, and go up against their nightmares.

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    Chapters:
    71/?
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    69
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    13
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    4652
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    A side-story about how Gabriel was given his Blackwatch shotguns, and Jack was given a gift from the heart.

    AKA

    Overwatch's first year with the spitball known as Jesse McCree, and how two commanders with not enough time on their hands and too much room in their hearts adopted a tumbleweed of a cowboy.

    And how they gave him a second chance at a family.

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    English
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    35,709
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    648
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    Lincoln of the Royal Woods Tribe is sent to kill a family of 12 monsters and pose as one of their sons, whom supposedly died years ago. Can Lincoln and his partner, Clyde of the McBride Family, defeat these beasts, or will they reconsider?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    427
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    63
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    "Legends say, those who climb The Mountain, Never return."

    The readers gender in this story is neutral, It can be read by any gender.
    Also, There's a bit of swearing in this book because... It's just how I roll.

    Anywayyyy I'm lazy so here's a shitty summary.
    The reader climbs Mount Ebott because they grew curious as to if the legends of 'whoever climbed the mountain never returned' was true.
    They then fell into a hole which lead to the UNDERGROUND.
    The reader then starts their journey, gaining the love and affection of a certian short skeleton while doing so.

    *THIS STORY IS ALSO ON WATTPAD*

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    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    375
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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

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    English
    Words:
    90,615
    Chapters:
    46/46
    Comments:
    444
    Kudos:
    859
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
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    Sleeping in is a foreign concept to Kim Taehyung and his awkward, mismatched gang of pals, which is made all the more apparent when they rock up at Y/N’s doorstep at the ass crack of dawn like it is a natural time for any college student to be awake.

    But when she is informed that it was the youngest of their group, Jeon Jeongguk, who insisted she join them on their spontaneous camping trip, she is suddenly not as reluctant to play along than when she was first awakened by her enigma of a best friend slamming his fist against her front door.

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    26,292
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    387
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    Juju Ryder is a trooper, but if she burns out too soon from trying (and failing) to cope, they're fucked. Vetra Nyx has seen the Pathfinder rise above whatever shit is in her head, and its the kind of legendary shit she only wishes she could pull off. She'll do what she can to keep Ryder afloat so she can reach those heights more often.

    And Juju thinks people like Vetra are who truly win in a place like Andromeda. If -only- she could win like that. But even winners need help sometimes, and Juju finds herself determined to help her in a way she finds it hard to help herself.

    (Honestly? Two women building solid foundations and still being dumb enough about what they deserve in love to give Jaal Ama Darav a migraine and probably also heartburn.)

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    English
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    13,586
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    526
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    Welcome to West River High, where a rag-tag group of high schoolers make up the completely student-run Drama Club. Led by their fearless and obsessive director Lara and her assistant director Monica, this year's cast is putting on a production of Hamilton, with a genderbended twist. Follow the cast of the West River High Drama Club's production of Hamilton through their ups, downs, and everything in betweens!

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    21,975
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    1
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    7
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    Dean unexpectedly receives a package with a fully functional hyper-realistic, sort-of-attractive and likable robot, named Castiel.

    Castiel adjusts to "civilian life" away from his Drug Lord Master's garrison of Android soldiers, and is more than happy to learn about Humanity from Dean. Dean adjusts to having a robot who asks all sorts of strange questions, that's more adorable than a metal man has any business being...

    Also, food will be featured heavily, whether or not it's actually important to the plot, or if it's because I always write when hungry, you can decide. But I suggest making a sandwich before you sit down and read this. Trust me.

    Also all science, is psuedo-science, as I'm no scientist.

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    English
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    17,634
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    31
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    358
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    Yoongi has been a vampire for a while now, and has been able to keep it a secret and keep everything under control. However, when he finds out that somehow, Jin has been turned as well, things start to unravel faster than anyone, their friends included, can keep up.

    ~Yoongi hung up without leaving a voicemail. Jin had been acting weird lately, so his inability to answer his phone was just an addition to a growing list of off behavior. “No.”
    “He said he would be here,” Tae said with a shrug and leaned against the wall outside the rehearsal room.
    “I’m sure he’s just too busy staring at himself in the mirror,” Yoongi deadpanned. Except he had a feeling Jin was only busy trying to stare at himself in the mirror while nothing stared back.~

    Language:
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    31,780
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
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    2
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    1203
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    Seven overhears something she doesn't quite understand and goes to her captain for an explanation

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    13
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    Jungkook blames Jimin.

    He blames him for making him feel this weird yet nice warm feeling in the pit of his stomach. He blames him for making him feel jealous whenever Jimin didn't talk to him for days on end or when he didn't hang out with him after school at their local corner store.

    Jungkook blames Jimin.

    He blames him for making his heart race when Jimin holds his hand or ruffles his hair. He blames him for having dreams where himself and his best friend do very explicit things. He blames him for getting more hurt when Jimin says things he doesn't like compared to his mother. He blames him for making him feel this way.

    Jungkook blames Jimin.

    Language:
    English
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    9,552
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    1511
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    La campagne présidentielle a été difficile. Les candidats se devaient d'être irréprochables.
    Jean-Luc Mélenchon et Marine Le Pen s'étaient ainsi tenus à distance l'un de l'autre.
    Sauf que la campagne est finie maintenant...

    -- Fic mise à jour toutes les semaines ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) --

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    6,660
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    371
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    You can't decide on what's more surprising: Overwatch being the parent of a black ops division or that you're expected to work for them alongside a cowboy and a cyborg ninja that can't seem to get along.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,111
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    436
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    4522

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