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The asexual asks the hypersexual: "Come here often?" The hypersexual says. "Oh yeah, about ten minutes ago."
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Sometimes, reality is better than the dream will ever be.
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Kakashi likes big dicks, he cannot lie. (Those other ninjas can't deny, when a boy walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in his face he gets sprung. *whip crack*) An excuse to write a story which is basically one big dick (hee!) joke. Seriously, lots and lots of dick jokes.
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All Stiles wanted was to get some sleep, instead he wakes up with a surprise.
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"Frank," Gerard whispers as the vicar slurs his way through the practice service, "Is the vicar-"
"Yes," Frank mutters, "He's drunk."
"Brilliant." Gerard says, turning away from Frank and straightening up to listen to the vicar.
Frank and Gerard get married, and they both cry during the service. From laughter.
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- Part 3 of bickering boys in love
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- 2,860
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Laughter had never been part of his life before.
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- Part 6 of Every day in a new way.
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- 992
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Random h/c fluff. Dan and Rorschach are dorks.
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Not exactly what it says on the tin. Moriarty decides to try doing the ironic thing and read some bad fanfiction. Needless to say, things go downhill very quickly.
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The Rachel Maddow Show, 3 January 2012: Byproduct by Elizabeth Perry (watersword), Wind-up Basilisk (windupbasilisk)
Pundit RPF
7 Jan 2012
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A partial transcript, with graphics, of The Rachel Maddow Show, January 3, 2012, with special guest Anderson Cooper appearing, to discuss the Iowa caucus.
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Priori Pevensie by citizenjess (givehimonemore)
X-Men: First Class (2011), Chronicles of Narnia (Movies)
31 Dec 2011
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Mr. Tumnus is a bad little faun, as Erik soon finds out.
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Snippets, mostly highlighting Kirk and Spock's relationship or moments in their and/or the Enterprise's crew's lives. Beware of varying amounts of crack, slash, TOS and Abramverse mix, no chronology, pop culture references and cliche play.
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- 6/6
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The movie-bust fall-out continues... and it's strange.
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- Part 4 of Hornet-verse
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With Parvati's Divination talent, Padma's get-rich-quick scheme can't fail. There's just one little thing she needs to do first...
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- Part 22 of Collected Harry Potter Drabbles
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- 284
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"Well, neither of us got to show him the diadem of Ravenclaw in the end, did we?"
Not epilogue compliant.
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- Part 1 of 5 Birthday Drabbles
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- 100
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Charles is a college freshman giving out free hugs in front of Macy's. Erik is passing by. In the way, you know, Mercury is passing by the Sun.
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Anderson was being stupid, and John makes a joke to comfort Sherlock. (I'm bad at summaries) Warning for one swear word.
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For Whom the Bell Tolls by Space_Dementia for bellonablack
Heroes, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman (Comics)
5 Sep 2011
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If you know both yourself and your enemy, you can win a hundred battles without a single loss.
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Most obscene thing I've ever written.
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Why would Rufus Scrimgeour not be the proudest man in the wizarding world on the day of his swearing-in as Minister? Just ask his mum.
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- Part 21 of Collected Harry Potter Drabbles
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- 100
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- 70